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[–]TheLostViking 10 points11 points ago

I like how there is a sense of time portrayed by the two panels, similar to a comic book. Then there is the abstraction of time caused by the looping GiF. Two separate timelines.

[–]jazzykicks 9 points10 points ago

Ewan McGregor is too dreamy

[–]thumper7 2 points3 points ago

[–]mighteee 0 points1 point ago

lol link is already purple

[–]greenyellowbird 1 point2 points ago

Along with Hayden Christensen, they are the only two reasons why I watch the new trilogy.

[–]quarg1992 7 points8 points ago

This is how I feel as a Canadian that isn't big into hockey.

[–]atc_like_a_boss 50 points51 points ago

Another Star Wars virgin complaining about football...no way!!

[–]RaichuALoveS0ng 9 points10 points ago

You don't have to like Star Wars to use this gif, that's why it is awesome. I hate Star Wars but this gif has me cracking up every time.

[–]CreepyStickGuy 5 points6 points ago

Big difference between a star wars virgin and someone who likes star wars

[–]lordkabab 1 point2 points ago

Shit, I just realised I love Star Wars, and am a virgin.

Literally just realised.

[–]mighteee 0 points1 point ago

Yeah but you'll get past the virgin part some day. Maybe not the Star Wars part. Well, hopefully not. YOU GOTTA PASS THAT SHIT ON TO YER KIDS, YO. Just don't pass on the herpes that you got because you got tired of being a virgin and settled for the first prostitute you could find in a seedy corner of N'Orleans. That's child abuse.

[–]sgtpepper_spray -2 points-1 points ago

no one hates star wars

[–]thumper7 4 points5 points ago

no one hates the original trilogy*

[–]bw1870 2 points3 points ago

Is it ok if I just don't care about Star Wars? I saw the originals in the theater and they're good movies, but fucking 30+ years of this shit is enough.

[–]thumper7 -1 points0 points ago

Why does it bother you so much that people can obtain enjoyment from it?

[–]bw1870 3 points4 points ago

It doesn't bother me at all actually. You both were saying no one hates it, and I....sigh nevermind. This is going to be more involved than I wanted to get over a movie at this point. I'm glad you like Star Wars.

[–]Dumpstababy -5 points-4 points ago

no one who likes Star Wars refers to the prequels as "Star Wars."

[–]Todomanna -2 points-1 points ago

Another sports bro calling a Star Wars fan a virgin... no way!

[–]HigherFive 14 points15 points ago

The important thing is that you've found a way to feel superior to both.

[–]Todomanna 7 points8 points ago

And you found a way to feel superior to all three!

[–]atc_like_a_boss 0 points1 point ago

haha touché

[–]Great_Gig_In_The_Sky 20 points21 points ago

You should try to enjoy it. Being well rounded is healthy and fun.

[–]cuddlyogre 10 points11 points ago

I bet you would absolutely love to hear me talk about Adventure Time and Star Trek then.

[–]mikeno1 17 points18 points ago

Sports fan here, I enjoy those also.

[–]Horkersaurus 26 points27 points ago

Liar. People only like one thing.

[–]mighteee -1 points0 points ago

Another Sports Fan... I can confirm.

[–]thumper7 1 point2 points ago

well adventure time is awesome, besides I bet finn would love football

[–]Great_Gig_In_The_Sky 0 points1 point ago

I love Adventure Time.

[–]Ethosia 3 points4 points ago

So if I don't find amusement in the same things you do I'm unhealthy?

[–]Great_Gig_In_The_Sky 1 point2 points ago

No not at all. But it's fun to try new things and find enjoyment everywhere. Personally I don't follow the NFL but I can sit down and watch a game.

[–]mighteee 0 points1 point ago

YES. CONFORM, ASSDOUCHE!!!

[–]Psythik -2 points-1 points ago

I've tried, but I just don't see what's so entertaining about sports. The only time I watch them is when the playoffs/finals/world series/super bowl/etc. is/are on.

[–]YouFrgotPoland 2 points3 points ago

Personally I find football to be AMAZINGLY entertaining. But for someone who doesn't really watch sports, you don't appreciate at all the immense amount of talent and athletic ability that is involved? I know nothing about gymnastics, but when the Olympics are on I watch the shit out it. Those girls are RIDICULOUSLY talented and gifted, and its incredibly entertaining to watch them compete.

[–]thumper7 1 point2 points ago

I'm mid ground, If my teams not playing I don't really care. Unless its a really good match.

[–]Biron5k 11 points12 points ago

Why the fuck is everyone getting mad at him for not liking football and liking Star Wars? I don't really like football, but I don't care if other people like it. I like Star Wars, and don't really care if other people don't like it. Is it so difficult to just say that the gif is funny and leave it like that?

[–]TimesWasting 3 points4 points ago

You're talking about the same website that constantly upvotes Twilight, Nicki Minaj, Glee, Chris Brown, Nickelback, and YOLO posts

[–]Biron5k 2 points3 points ago

True story. I'm just blown away by just how cynical the website it. I just joined a year ago and it only got this bad in the last few months. Maybe I just didn't notice it until now.

[–]Todomanna 2 points3 points ago

No, it has always been this bad. It will continue to be this bad. Especially if you only really visit the default subreddits. Those are the ones that have hit critical mass and generally tend to cater to the lowest common denominator. You may have just noticed it recently, but it has always been there.

[–]bw1870 2 points3 points ago

People have been complaining about the downward trend in quality for most of the 6 years I've been visiting reddit. People generally think things used to be better.

[–]mighteee 0 points1 point ago

Because as much as people hate hipsters on Reddit, the majority of Reddit users are reddit hipsters.

[–]TimesWasting 0 points1 point ago

I just last year and I thought it was great too. I used to fucking love this site. Now I can barely stand it. I'm also wondering if it's gone downhill in the past few months or if I just didnt notice.

[–]Biron5k 0 points1 point ago

Maybe once you get past the "OH MY GOD THE INTERNET EVEN MORE AT MY FINGERTIPS, BUT I CAN VOTE ON IT," it gets pretty stale and routine. I've discovered that the right subreddits make a huge difference. My main subs are r/batman, r/dragonage, and r/TheLastAirbender, and it's great because everyone wants to talk about that stuff, unlike typical front page crap.

[–]Rokkjester 1 point2 points ago

:)

[–]SenselessOne 13 points14 points ago

Oh, you don't like football, I don't think any of your friends give a fuck.

[–]koy5 2 points3 points ago

Well to be fair he did post this on reddit, and reddit does have the demographic that would care as evidenced by his up votes.

[–]crystalhavokk 1 point2 points ago

How the fuck is the jpg moving?

[–]elementalguy2 0 points1 point ago

Imgur magic, you can pretty much put anything as the file extension and it should still work.

[–]Psythik 0 points1 point ago

More like modern browser magic.

[–]agildehaus 0 points1 point ago

Browsers don't give a fuck about file extensions.

[–]stu_thomo14 2 points3 points ago

[–]mighteee 1 point2 points ago

MY HAND EGG SPORTS TEAM IS BETTER THAN YOUR HAND EGG SPORTS TEAM AND WE WILL SCORE MORE SPORTS POINTS LEADING TO VICTORY FOR OUR HAND EGG SPORTS TEAM

[–]mighteee 0 points1 point ago

Guess what?! Some of us LOVE FOOTBALL! I do the play by play if it's something like my little alma mater beating a giant school into submission, or if I know that a group of my friends can't watch the game but they get facebook updates on their phones. And you know what? I'm going to continue doing it, because WE LOVE FOOTBALL. In the rain, in the snow, in the sleet, in the heat... FOOTBALL.

You can always unsubscribe from us or defriend us, you know. Jesus, if I were to complain about all the facebook updates I got that were unwarranted and unwanted I would just goddamn quit facebook.

[–]plooped 2 points3 points ago

A redditor that doesn't like football. How novel and droll.

[–]DonkeyLipper 3 points4 points ago

You are the worst kind of people. Funny gif though

[–]inertia186 0 points1 point ago

So he looks.

[–]kadjar 0 points1 point ago

I would post that on FB, but I'm totally that guy when it comes to soccer, so it wouldn't be fair.

[–]thumper7 0 points1 point ago

I play soccer in 2 different teams, Always awkward when people ask me about player X and team Y.

[–]AttilaTheHung 0 points1 point ago

I would give so much to add a comma to the second frame...

[–]RalarenOTC 0 points1 point ago

YES. my facebook is flooded with them.. even frmo people I assumed didn't even like football. D:

[–]spadesucker -1 points0 points ago

It should be "look at all the fucks i don't give"

[–]frauenklopfer 0 points1 point ago

I

[–]TurbidTwatCocktail 0 points1 point ago

If facebook is so bad delete them/your account. People are who they are. They usually won't change. Accept them for who they are, or move on. Expecting someone to like or dislike something for your own purpose is downright selfish. Besides life isn't about being better; others aren't better or worse than you, they're simply different. Its that simple. Be true to yourself, and others will notice. Treat others like the type of person you'd like to attract. Amen and bullshit

[–]GoldLegends 0 points1 point ago

I don't dislike football, but I don't watch it on a regular basis as I do with basketball. It just doesn't appeal to me.

That being said, I don't mind hearing about football on facebook. Quite entertaining actually.

[–]Sans_Sanity 0 points1 point ago

As a UK redditor with a love of American football and general apathy towards football (soccer...) I think I would prefer your newsfeed on a Sunday.

[–]pRICH22 0 points1 point ago

Of you're going to use them for karma then don't bitch about them.

[–]twnadar 0 points1 point ago

I give lots of fucks on this subject except they go to the game not facebook

[–]theran444 0 points1 point ago

must be a Giants fan.

[–]bw1870 2 points3 points ago

yeah, fuck those people trying to start conversations with their like-minded friends on a social networking site. Jack-asses!

[–]Slurms 1 point2 points ago

I give two shits about OP's opinion of football, but god DAMNIT I love the dumb look on Anakin's face in the bottom half.

[–]iisdmitch 0 points1 point ago

Funny, I feel the same way about all the election updates.

[–]ruffus4life 0 points1 point ago

then uhh go watch dr. who

[–]MacNamedDre -1 points0 points ago

With ya there OP. Fuck football.

[–]UnknownArchive -1 points0 points ago

Why are there no good Star Wars movies being turned into gifs?

[–]musicl0ver666 -1 points0 points ago

I like football should i feel bad

[–]RaichuALoveS0ng 2 points3 points ago

You should for putting XD at the end of your sentence like this is AIM.

[–]Meersbrook -3 points-2 points ago

[–]fishboner 0 points1 point ago

You murcans are strange.

As far as I can tell, you start school in the middle of the year, your footy starts when ours is entering finals season and you don't like cricket.

Weird, man.

[–]Psythik -1 points0 points ago

Probably because Cricket looks like an easy version of baseball to us.

[–]fishboner 1 point2 points ago

And baseball looks like a boring nonsensical version of cricket to the rest of the world. Seriously, try bowling a cricket ball correctly, then try throwing a baseball. Baseball is so much easier you can't even compare the two sports.

[–]Pike1914 -1 points0 points ago

Try throwing a baseball with the level of skill and expertise required to play professionally.

[–]gasfarmer -1 points0 points ago

If you can smoke as you play it, it's not a sport.

Sorry 'Murricans.

[–]Pike1914 0 points1 point ago

You can smoke while you play any sport, except for water sports. That doesn't mean you can do it well.

[–]gasfarmer 0 points1 point ago

Try to smoke while playing hockey, (Real) Football, running, etc.

YOu can easily smoke in the 20 minutes between plays in American football. And Baseball is pretty much a drinking game.

[–]Biron5k 0 points1 point ago

We start in fall so the children are the depressed in the beginning of the school year so it's easier to break them.

[–]warptek -2 points-1 points ago

are you upset because you're too much of a needledick to play football? stick to star wars, faggot.

[–]gasfarmer 0 points1 point ago

Speaking as a hockey player, and MASSIVE Star Wars fan;

LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOL FOOTBALL

[–]warptek 0 points1 point ago

speaking as someone who doesn't give a fuck about you;

LOLOLOL HOCKEY!!11!!1

[–]gasfarmer -1 points0 points ago

You're probably redditing in between plays.

Since it takes you 20 minutes to play for 30 seconds.

And god FORBID someone hit you - you have to lie on the ground in agony for a few minutes.

You wouldn't last 20 minutes on ice, let alone be able to take a clapper to the laces, or the face.

Go back to playing your pussy little sport, broooo.

[–]warptek 0 points1 point ago

tl;dr faggot

[–]gasfarmer 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, you'll have to raise your triple-chin above your MASSIVE beergut for me to hear you.

[–]U2_is_gay -2 points-1 points ago

Be sure to let them all know that too. Watch the ladies flock and relish in your sense of moral and intellectual superiority.

[–]DancingNancy4136 0 points1 point ago

As a female who loves football, upvote.

Daaa Bears.

[–]RaichuALoveS0ng -3 points-2 points ago

You're right, they should be flocking to the guys watching sweaty men in tights play find the ball in the pile of men 10 seconds at a time.

[–]U2_is_gay 1 point2 points ago

Ahh yes. Cap it off with implied homosexuality, since the idea of working everyday towards bettering yourself at a craft you enjoy is totally gay. Fuck those football players, but only if you're a guy because thats what they're into.

[–]RaichuALoveS0ng -3 points-2 points ago

I never said training/bettering oneself was homosexual, I implied football is quite gay sounding on paper

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[–]heroman44 -2 points-1 points ago

Oh god I hate the new way of say "This is a repost!"

[–]OnceIHadACookie -3 points-2 points ago

yea,, but it's not

[–]basementboy 1 point2 points ago

So how did you happen to fall into this job of informing people how many times a thingy has been posted? Was it a sense of personal duty? Was a freak accident in the lab? Were your parents killed by reposts?

[–]OnceIHadACookie 0 points1 point ago

Why do you have to fixate on a negative and assume I'm trying to blast on someone for reposting?

[–]itzjamesftw -3 points-2 points ago

Well, then you suck for not liking football.