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[–]bunglejerry 43 points44 points ago

Getting married and having a kid doesn't always mean an end to being 'forever alone'.

[–]mcon87 82 points83 points ago

That's actually kind of sad :(

[–]spermracewinner 20 points21 points ago

It was probably intentional. And if not they should be divorced.

[–]Ryanair 6 points7 points ago

spoken from a man who's probably not married or had a relationship for longer than a few months. If you live together long enough to have a child, then it's okay to want to watch tv from time to time. especially if it's something you really want to see. "not now" is the first thing I say when I watch something I really enjoy to see.

[–]graffiti81 25 points26 points ago

A kiss on the cheek doesn't really take one's attention off the screen.

[–]lambdo 9 points10 points ago

Fuck you dad! Dora is on tv.

[–]Hipashia 8 points9 points ago

Say BACKPACK RIGHT NOW YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

[–]H5Mind -3 points-2 points ago

Sometimes you just need one less thing, and sometimes, less of one thing in particular.

It's not the kiss, it's the demand for attention.

Source: +20 year (healthy) relationship.

[–]Esperon 3 points4 points ago

I think you might be out of the norm on that. Not that it's a bad thing. Most everyone else will find issue with being pushed away for a kiss... I would too.

[–]dildor420 0 points1 point ago

id be pissed.

[–]AKADriver 0 points1 point ago

Yep, BTDT. A toddler can be really draining of one's capacity for affection. Sometimes mom (or dad) just wants to savor the moment while kiddo is not climbing all over them.

7 years married and two little ones here.

[–]ronintetsuro 0 points1 point ago

You should turn off the television. It's bad for you.

[–]b0b_iz_b0mb 3 points4 points ago

I saw this video years ago and it's a big joke! They laugh at the end, and it's clearly stated that it was meant to be funny. I can't find the link but I hope that helps you feel less sad...

[–]mcon87 1 point2 points ago

Even if that's not the case, I'll believe that it is :D

[–]lalicat 17 points18 points ago

My daughter is in her terrible 'independence' stage, she'll scream NO NO NO NO when I ask for a kiss. Breaks my heart :(

[–]PecanSoup 7 points8 points ago

My daughter is, too. I just laugh and respect her. She needs to learn early that it's not ok to do things that she doesn't want to just because it's considered cute or affectionate.

[–]lalicat 1 point2 points ago

I've thought about this too that I am teaching her the wrong lesson when I ask for a kiss after giving her a treat. I've stopped doing it and I'm just waiting for her to come to me. I will still always ask for a kiss before bed time though! (she usually pities me with that one though).

[–]skarface6 -2 points-1 points ago

Because a small child always knows what they want, and we should always respect what their little minds want.

[–]PecanSoup 0 points1 point ago

Wow, what a wonderful conclusion you've drawn from my post! I don't think my 2-year old has as strong an imagination as you.

[–]skarface6 -2 points-1 points ago

it's not ok to do things that she doesn't want to just because it's considered cute or affectionate

[–]PecanSoup 0 points1 point ago

Exactly. I don't want her to get it in her head that she has to show me affection, or that it's ok for me to force my affections on her when she doesn't want it.

[–]jiveturkeykilla 1 point2 points ago

What age is that? 3?

[–]lalicat 1 point2 points ago

2 and a half.

[–]jiveturkeykilla 0 points1 point ago

Mine is three and is doing that. Mainly when I'm leaving for work. I've noticed it's that he doesn't want me to go. Though, it's not any less annoying.

[–]sleepingmartyr 34 points35 points ago

that's sad. the kid learned it from watching his mom.

[–]skarface6 0 points1 point ago

His?

[–]FETAL-FEAST-FUNTIME 1 point2 points ago

Yeah! Fuck your wife and child.

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[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 26 points27 points ago

Unless this is planned, this is really depressing that the mother is teaching the daughter these things.

[–]UltraSprucE 4 points5 points ago

Reminds me of my family. :(

[–]rockbottomm 1 point2 points ago

Total misrepresentation. We're not Asian. :P

[–]asstits 9 points10 points ago

He's blowing his breath into their faces.

[–]vondruke00 3 points4 points ago

Haha, this is all too familiar. It's worth putting up with these moments for the "just walked in the door after work" moments though.

[–]Stampsr 2 points3 points ago

Must have been watching Lost.

[–]Tordek 1 point2 points ago

Or a good show.

[–]Stampsr 2 points3 points ago

Here's a guess: You've never seen the show you're criticizing.

[–]ghlysptwld 0 points1 point ago

EVIL WOMEN!

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[–]Roland_B_Luntz 1 point2 points ago

Wha?