Student: Sir, can you see your brain?

Teacher: Yes, with various scans I'm able to see an accurate image of my brain. And there are documented cases of patients having surgery on their brains where the doctor could clearly see and even touch the patient's brain. If the patient were awake, they could too. Besides, why would I even challenge a student's belief system during class? It seems like these stupid facebook posts always have atheists in unrealistic situations where they don't have logical responses against Christians who "stand up for what they believe in" as if they would really be persecuted for being part of the vast majority of Americans (who this is presumably directed toward). So fuck you.

Student: You just have to have faith.