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[–]Tyvan84 4 points5 points ago

Very nice, keep at it.

[–]AbsolutTBomb 17 points18 points ago

All that effort for a repost thread...

[–]SoFaKiNg42 22 points23 points ago

He changed a repost to OC, that is the effort reddit needs.

[–]TheDevilsCarnival 1 point2 points ago

Because he's the hero Reddit deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll ignore him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent submitter. A watchful creator. An Art Knight.

[–]MayorEmanuel -1 points0 points ago

What people will do for karma.

[–]Baby-Haroro -1 points0 points ago

You. I like you.

[–]CraineTwo 0 points1 point ago

I know it's just a sketch (and a wild one at that), but shouldn't the keyhole for the deadbolt be on the other side of the door?

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 13 points14 points ago

Anyone else thinking of the Robin Williams/Dustin Hoffman movie?

[–]emh1389 1 point2 points ago

great movie.

[–]Sexy_Rhino 4 points5 points ago

Hook you fool! Baaaaangarrrraaaaangg!

[–]technikalgaming 0 points1 point ago

RUUUUUUUUFIOOOOOOO!

[–]glassy125 15 points16 points ago

Captain le Chuck off monkey island

[–]neksta 1 point2 points ago

To the top with you! Help the clueless, hook never had a skull on his had.

[–]indigent3 5 points6 points ago

I can't hear yooouuuuu...

[–]sciencemax 22 points23 points ago

so.. old..

[–]pliiats 4 points5 points ago

I usually don't care about reposts but... the damn link was purple!

[–]The_Oryx -1 points0 points ago

You got downvoted for pointing this out? Pfsh. Upvote, sir.

[–]Pinksockathon -2 points-1 points ago

Karma from a Repost tastes just as sweet to some... Oh sweet delicious repost Karma

[–]joereimer 9 points10 points ago

Judge won't you throw the book, at the pirate!

[–]briguy182182 5 points6 points ago

My name is Judge.

[–]joereimer 3 points4 points ago

William Hung says hi.

[–]Sexy_Rhino 3 points4 points ago

Captain Hook will always look like Dustin Hoffman in my heart.

[–]gulpeg 2 points3 points ago

Har, don't leave the door ajar matey!!

[–]lethargicwalrus 5 points6 points ago

Arrr, ya wouldn't want to let a draft in now would ya? Tha cold salt winds be chillier than most!

[–]pRiMeTiMes9 2 points3 points ago

more like gangplank

[–]baka4191 0 points1 point ago

prepare to be boarded!

[–]U_BROKE_THE_RULES 0 points1 point ago

solo door

[–]SimplePhantom 2 points3 points ago

Making a shit lock feel a bit more sturdy.......but you could still get raped.

[–]johnny_gunn 1 point2 points ago

That lock will do actually nothing.

[–]AaronTheAlright 1 point2 points ago

Are ya ready kids?

[–]claymer[S] -2 points-1 points ago

aye aye captain!!

[–]Steameffekt 3 points4 points ago

Captain Repost.

[–]xJingalls 2 points3 points ago

I'm totally doing this shit.

[–]nexus_5 -1 points0 points ago

Well, I've got good news for you fake robot human.

[–]JoeyTheKid69 0 points1 point ago

This is so funny.

[–]nexus_5 0 points1 point ago

So fucked up yet so funny

[–]old_mr2 0 points1 point ago

Has it been 3 days??

[–]Cptn_Hook 1 point2 points ago

Bit insensitive, don't you think?

[–]Sexy_Rhino 0 points1 point ago

Tick Tock.

[–]Eternith 0 points1 point ago

That hook seems like it's really easy to break into...

[–]ThatEffingTroll 1 point2 points ago

Step 1: get cap'n hook door tatoo

Step 2: get my pancake fryin Peter-pan

[–]Fencer2008 1 point2 points ago

All i can think of is those light switch covers that look like a guy with his pants down and the switch is his penis.

[–]gilcaz -1 points0 points ago

Not to OP, but to the dude who originally photoshopped the pirate on; layer/overlay.

[–]Dickybow 0 points1 point ago

Indeed, plus he forgot to show any screw-heads.

[–]Serui 0 points1 point ago

Captain Keyblade?

[–]nexus_5 0 points1 point ago

I've enjoyed Superman and Detective though. I "have" to read Detective at least just because I obsessively read anything Batman. Kinda the same for Spidey. Captain Marvel has frankly bored the hell out of me. All this airplane and female fighter pilot bullshit got old to me in the second issue tbh. I'm going to give it a couple more issues...

I've never given Aquaman any cred whatsoever, but I like his limited role so far in JL.

[–]xoxota99 1 point2 points ago

Looks like LeChuck.

[–]DerpxxDiggler 0 points1 point ago

i'll keep yer door shut while ya scrub yer scurvy mast to tranny porn...arrrrhhhhh!!!

[–]speedy_slowzales 0 points1 point ago

gangplank

[–]joshlamm 1 point2 points ago

Captain hook, you're a crook!

[–]kerryington 0 points1 point ago

Amazing now I know what I am going to do in my room!

[–]liebermannn 0 points1 point ago

What children's book is it from? I remember this pirate

[–]COOL_REPOST_BREH 1 point2 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]connorsg 0 points1 point ago

i haven't even been a redditor for that long, and this is a repost. i can't imagine what it's like for the veterans of reddit.

[–]KancerFox 0 points1 point ago

Captain Hook has neither a peg leg nor a parrot. Not just any pirate with a hook can be called Captain Hook, thank you very much.

[–]Treazonn 1 point2 points ago

looks at pirate and bird from the intro of spongebob squarepants match confirmed.

[–]xmandimoox1 1 point2 points ago

I think that is the captain from spongebob....

[–]delifresh1 0 points1 point ago

Disappointed that he wasn't a biker nor a gorilla...

[–]ch0colate_malk 0 points1 point ago

Where the fuck are the screws???

[–]Biggieholla 0 points1 point ago

What is that latch latching if anyone wanted to get in...

[–]herodot2 0 points1 point ago

it's le chuck!!!

[–]Kidjfresh 0 points1 point ago

Gangplank?

[–]Kthnxbai_ 0 points1 point ago

Phoney.

[–]10withTito 0 points1 point ago

You're a crook, Captain Hook

[–]Ramona223 0 points1 point ago

I want to go get that type of lock now just so that I can do this!

[–]MANTISxB 0 points1 point ago

[–]Kylix_ 0 points1 point ago

"What purpose does this server?"

[–]MANTISxB 0 points1 point ago

Of course!

I was looking for someone to hand me a plate, or perhaps a broadband network.

Any-rate, no jimmies were rustled. :)

[–]LikesToDrive -1 points0 points ago

[–]CapytannHook 0 points1 point ago

Yaaaarrrghghgh! That be a brilliant idea indeed!

[–]nexus_5 0 points1 point ago

I don't think so.