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[–]THRESHER_ 15 points16 points ago

Been playing with your "Wilson"?

[–]feureau 1 point2 points ago

I wish I have a "Wilson"

[–]batmanfightingashark 11 points12 points ago

How did you post this?

[–]InferiousX[S] 1 point2 points ago

Well I got internet eventually.....

[–]Northcutt 4 points5 points ago

"Well . . I got betta'!"

[–]batmanfightingashark -1 points0 points ago

I see.

[–]Pravusmentis 1 point2 points ago

reddit meet up time!

[–]solothinktank 5 points6 points ago

First World Problems, Case #127490

[–]professorfox 2 points3 points ago

The barber will take some time off your hands, hairy man who looks like Tom Hanks

[–]TheYoungDellis 2 points3 points ago

First thing he does when he gets Internet... Reddit

[–]illtriniboy 2 points3 points ago

whoa, he was that fit?

[–]ozziesoftballs 1 point2 points ago

[–]teags 0 points1 point ago

What kind of phone do you have?

[–]InferiousX[S] 1 point2 points ago

Right now? A POS Motorola flip phone because it was free and I can't afford to replace the one that exploded.

[–]Nerfherder32 0 points1 point ago

Is it a razor?

[–]diminishedfifth 1 point2 points ago

Lol, how do you lose "most of your phone contacts" and not some of the other ones?

[–]InferiousX[S] 0 points1 point ago

Phone exploded (like literally just fell into 20 different pieces) the day before school started. I had internet at my old place for one day so I did the facebook "Hey yo, lost all my contacts" post and got like a dozen replies.

Ergo...lost "most" my contacts

[–]wholetyouinhere 1 point2 points ago

Wait... so you're Wilson or... you're the other guy? What's the story here. I'm lost.

[–]brianismad 0 points1 point ago

Are you the man or the volleyball?

[–]Pontmercy 0 points1 point ago

i cant believe thats tom hanks

[–]Extra-Extra 0 points1 point ago

If you lost all your contacts, and no ones text ing you...

[–]strobexp 0 points1 point ago

How do people lose their contacts anymore? Isn't everything synced nowadays?

[–]Nerfherder32 0 points1 point ago

You would like to think that, wouldnt you?

[–]katieofoz 1 point2 points ago

First world problems - you have them.

[–]sophiemisfit 1 point2 points ago

oh boo hoo!

[–]Ahatius -1 points0 points ago

Sounds like a pretty shitty week to me. Have an upvote.

[–]mastasparrow 1 point2 points ago

So having no internet is just like fighting for survival on a deserted island? Makes sense....

[–]Helmetmaker 0 points1 point ago

That's actually kinda depressing your in NYC and can't fucking walk outside and experience Life. " oh no. My phone. "

[–]InferiousX[S] 1 point2 points ago

I'm in NYC? Well this is certainly news to me

[–]K1LL3R151 0 points1 point ago

Just text yourself like I do, when I feel people staring at me...

[–]cannyn6403 0 points1 point ago

First World Problems for sure!

[–]veroniqueb 0 points1 point ago

At least you have Blue Links !

[–]creepy_is_what_I_do 1 point2 points ago

I also strip naked and yell at inanimate objects when I am cut off from technology for any period of time. Let me tell you, the people at Starbucks do not think this is a valid response to their WiFi being down.

[–]leochaisson3 1 point2 points ago

How did people live before technology?

[–]InferiousX[S] 1 point2 points ago

Before my first gaming console I'd go ride my bike and find my friends.

I don't have any friends over here so I'd just be doing a lot of bike riding I guess.

[–]leochaisson3 1 point2 points ago

I love riding my bike. Does your school have a bike riding club? Join it and make some riding buddies :D

[–]leochaisson3 1 point2 points ago

I love riding my bike. Does your school have a bike riding club? Join it and make some riding buddies :D

[–]schoocher 0 points1 point ago

If you have a cat and can masturbate you've pretty much got 40% of Reddit. For the other 60%, just repeat them.

[–]Deditus 0 points1 point ago

A/S/L? We can play checkers together.

[–]NPC_Shopkeeper 0 points1 point ago

I can buy your Wilson off you for 10G.

Does that sound okay?

  • YES
  • NO

[–]TheBeaverRetriever 0 points1 point ago

welcome back, fellow brethren

[–]apullin 0 points1 point ago

oh wah wah you have to spend a few days alone.

Try dealing with 27 years of it, then you can complain ...

[–]kingjamez 0 points1 point ago

"My name is Voit, dumbass."

[–]mccrevice -1 points0 points ago

Saw the title, came to post this. Have an upvote.

[–]munnyfish 0 points1 point ago

so you got really buff?

[–]hedcraft 1 point2 points ago

How did you get really buff from a ragged hairy picture of Tom Hanks with man-tits?

[–]DancingWolf1980 0 points1 point ago

Back when I was 22 I spent a year alone in my bedroom with no internet. It was just like castaway but without the sand, and surrounded by 5million people in the city, Sometimes I think at least Tom Hanks had a nice view.

[–]CrackdownCooney -1 points0 points ago

I would be happy to have phone contacts in the first place....

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[–]DylanGotPwned 2 points3 points ago

10/10 would read again