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[–]munnyfish 51 points52 points ago

was reading his lips and i got "weeeelllllll bububububwee"

[–]Icesix 40 points41 points ago

I'll never leave you master Wayne.

Never?

Never.

[–]Animal_King 20 points21 points ago

And then he left.

[–]30SecondstoMars 3 points4 points ago

I'll never let go Jack..

[–]doritoclock -3 points-2 points ago

SPOILERS

[–]kongpandaa 6 points7 points ago

Nev'ah

[–]Ds2x 81 points82 points ago

Wanna know how I got these scars?

[–]kainesc 35 points36 points ago

No.

But I know how you got these.

[–]NESTart 6 points7 points ago

WHOA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–]chronikfunk 35 points36 points ago

where were those when fighting bane?

[–]hzlntcoffeebean 42 points43 points ago

And the rest of his gadgets.

[–]skookybird 42 points43 points ago

He didn’t have much room left after packing his sparklers and remote light switch.

[–]Mordred19 4 points5 points ago

his light putter-outer 2.0, much better than the Dumbledore model.

[–]chronikfunk 7 points8 points ago

where does he get those wonderful toys?

[–]johnylaw 8 points9 points ago

Thats what I thought when I watched it. In one scene Banes face is literally pushed right up against them.

[–]erichermit 68 points69 points ago

Getting real tired of your shit, khaleesi.

[–]Epershand 26 points27 points ago

KHALESSI!

[–]ZergKnight 12 points13 points ago

There is no word for shit in Dothraki.

[–]baberg 0 points1 point ago

Really? With all those horses?

[–]ublaa 5 points6 points ago

It is known.

[–]Dirty_Dingus_McGee -2 points-1 points ago

It is known.

[–]thurg 13 points14 points ago

Terrible gadget.

Shoots out 6 bat-rang, only 3 hits alfred's face

[–]sideone 17 points18 points ago

the other three are lodged in his testicles

[–]Ununquadium114 11 points12 points ago

The caption should have been "A tangerine"

[–]HellsNels 3 points4 points ago

"One day we wah workin for the bandit..."

[–]metalninjacake2 0 points1 point ago

And I saw a child, the size of a caravan. The local government...was the tangerine.

[–]mikebrazz 8 points9 points ago

Try reading in your own voice next time.

[–]Goron40 5 points6 points ago

I don't even know what my own voice sounds like anymore.

[–]Neckwrecker 0 points1 point ago

Can't be done.

[–]MRBlueWaffles 4 points5 points ago

Hell is a pretty funny place

[–]scdayo 2 points3 points ago

i instantly have a British accent when reading that

[–]hbetts54 3 points4 points ago

in my fucked up state of mind. this just made me laugh like hell

[–]smokeyjoe223 3 points4 points ago

The bandit was a tangerine.

[–]TurtlePilot 8 points9 points ago

When people say "this is funny" it makes it less funny. a huge part of humor is timing, especially when it's unexpected. This is /r/funny, that's like saying, "look, this is a picture" in /r/pics.

[–]ieatbees 4 points5 points ago

Of course, nothing in /r/pics is not pictures, while not everything in /r/funny is funny.

[–]IknowIhaveaproblem 1 point2 points ago

I have this problem a lot, how do I communicate to someone that something is funny when I'm telling them about it in real life without saying 'it's hilarious" or "it's pretty funny"?

[–]PresidentRMNixon -1 points0 points ago

You don't. Just show it.

[–]Vexxiis 2 points3 points ago

Thank you.

[–]McNutty14 2 points3 points ago

Dig that (inadvertent) Vonnegut reference. I had to laugh like hell.

[–]deathbycockolate 2 points3 points ago

I had to laugh like hell.

[–]jsharp138385 3 points4 points ago

What does laughing like hell.sound like?

[–]GeorgeTaylorG 4 points5 points ago

Just regular laughing with a lot of fire in the background.

[–]Picklwarrior 2 points3 points ago

I tried to look up something that fit that description, all I got was this

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Dbbigboy 0 points1 point ago

Like screaming but with a lot of burning in the background

[–]greatgildersleeve 0 points1 point ago

You must laugh very easily.

[–]21nipples 0 points1 point ago

I was trying to protect you

[–]rumbar 0 points1 point ago

just read "hocus pocus" by vonnegut. this title fits nicely.

[–]CiDirkona 0 points1 point ago

TIL that hell is funny

[–]idiot4020 1 point2 points ago

I must be missing the joke

[–]dutchessgummibuns 0 points1 point ago

I really thought upvotes were going to fly out of there.

[–]HandeyOJack 0 points1 point ago

You did what with the letter Rachel wrote!?

[–]ConsistentlyConfused 0 points1 point ago

I, like everyone else, read that in Michael Caine's voice. However, there is no way that he could read all of that in the time given for the gif of his face. Still reading it halfway through the loop

[–]iPigeon 0 points1 point ago

Did you know if you say "my cocain" in Michael canes voice. It still sounds like your saying his name.

[–]mightyfat 0 points1 point ago

Your Thomas Hawk, sir.

[–]jpdehart 0 points1 point ago

So I'm currently sitting in a comparative criminology class. The professor is telling us about a case he worked where a man shot his wife (who had cancer) in the back of the head. When he lets that bomb drop, the class gets dead quiet. I had just clicked on this link and let out an involuntary snicker. I'm now seen as a monster.

Fuck you and your funny Peacefulrun4

[–]hippypistol 0 points1 point ago

Haven't given uo on me yet ? Never

[–]zxz242 -1 points0 points ago

Easily amused OP is easily amused.

[–]kickerwest 0 points1 point ago

Serious fan question. Why did Batman not use these against Bane in the last movie? Batman got beat up like the whole movie. I thought it was supposed to be called " The Dark Knight Rises" not " Dark Knight gets dick knocked in dirt."

[–]fullofactivecultures -3 points-2 points ago

i did not find that funny at all.

[–]YesYouIdiot -3 points-2 points ago

That's because you're a retard, OP.