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[–]thegoodendedhappily 469 points470 points ago

It's only a matter of time before we have enough memes to retell any story ever told.

[–]yokobono 168 points169 points ago

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. It's our future.

[–]opermonkey 84 points85 points ago

Temba. His arms wide.

[–]madsplatter 78 points79 points ago

Shaka. When the walls fell.

[–]Viking_Lordbeast 6 points7 points ago

His eyes open!

[–]Gatortusk 2 points3 points ago

Mirab, his sails unfurled

[–]funke_the_analrapist 4 points5 points ago

My god, I get this reference...what the hell is wrong with me?!

[–]madsplatter 3 points4 points ago

You are an analrapist. At least your knowledge of TNG provides you at least 1 redeeming quality.

[–]TelstarGlitch 4 points5 points ago

For fucks sake...

That comment chain was amazing.

EDIT: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

Translated: I'm a fucking dick and didn't know there was more to the bit...

[–]madsplatter 31 points32 points ago

The river Tamog, in winter.

[–]Ameisen 7 points8 points ago

Telstar Glitch, combo breaking.

[–]madsplatter 5 points6 points ago

Telstar Glitch, when the combo broke.

[–]Ameisen 4 points5 points ago

Mad Splatter and Ameisen, when the correction was made.

[–]Thewingman 5 points6 points ago

This one always cracks me up.

http://xkcd.com/902/

[–]ProtoKun7 1 point2 points ago

Uzani's army, with fists open.

[–]not_sure_if_relevant 10 points11 points ago

Knees weak, arms spaghetti

[–]Aconator 2 points3 points ago

there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's heavy.

[–]Mikeavelli 2 points3 points ago

The day the music died.

[–]NormanTheNarwhal 2 points3 points ago

Snap back to reality.

[–]hiitsjamie 4 points5 points ago

Darmak, with arms wide

[–]mynoduesp 2 points3 points ago

When the walls fell?

[–]SubAtomicPlayboy 4 points5 points ago

Kadir beneath Mo Moteh.

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[–]interkin3tic 51 points52 points ago

Furthermore, not getting into bed with a passed out drunk person doesn't qualify as "good behavior," it qualifies as "not being a fucking creep."

[–]CryptidKeeper 26 points27 points ago

Agreed. You don't get cookies for being a decent person, being a decent person is baseline.

[–]tarheel295 321 points322 points ago

louis ck must be the op

[–]Tactful 163 points164 points ago

Louis CK doesn't make gay rape jokes, he makes jokes that sometimes involve gay rape. I've never seen a bit by him in which the punchline was "and then he got raped in the asshole."

[–]tarheel295 14 points15 points ago

i know, im just sayin' if someone did make a joke like that, it would be louis ck

[–]nomnomnomrarr 14 points15 points ago

or Daniel Tosh and then play a youtube video

[–]Pomguo 76 points77 points ago

And I'm just saying (and looks like Tactful is too) that it wouldn't be. Just being offensive is never the punchline for Louis CK - he's not merely out to offend people. And in fact has talked about regretting some of the material he's done on homosexuality as he gets that he doesn't really understand a lot of how his stuff would be taken.

[–]HeWentToJared91 61 points62 points ago

Daniel Tosh is the name, offending people is the game.

[–]corn_n_potatoes 20 points21 points ago

Imagine if Daniel Tosh and Louis C.K had a baby...He'd be a total dick. Unless if it was a girl; then she'd be a total dick anyway.

[–]xxxblindxxx 7 points8 points ago

i think laughing is the game. offending people is just crossfire from nyc police in a busy street.

[–]prearistotle 3 points4 points ago

Naw, it'd be Tosh. He'd make a joke like that. Not CK.

[–]brasandbodyimage 100 points101 points ago

Considering the usual Scumbag Steve post is something like this, using him in this context makes me quite uncomfortable ._.

[–]McMammoth 116 points117 points ago

I agree. He's a dick, not a fucking rapist.

[–]NashtheLion 105 points106 points ago

TIL dicks don't rape

[–]Akijojo 102 points103 points ago

Dicks don't rape people. People rape people.

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[–]Chosenwaffle 28 points29 points ago

Gun control metaphors don't last forever, Your Dad lasts forever.

[–]Steel40 14 points15 points ago

If we don't stop selling dicks, rapes will keep happening! Dick control is a very important topic, why wont Obama talk about it?

[–]thegriefer 1 point2 points ago

Because it might not be legitimate rape.

[–]Lynch117 1 point2 points ago

Asking the Hard Questions. Steel for President.

[–]Happy_Harry 13 points14 points ago

Rapists are scumbags right? Checkmate.

[–]mjolnir616 4 points5 points ago

I always felt that SS was for low to mid level cuntery, like not getting his round in, or returning rented VHS tapes without rewinding them. It seems pretty pessimistic that the difference between SS and GGG is reduced to "rapist/not a rapist". As a species we can set our sights a little higher.

[–]CrayolaS7 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, the "good guy" one is just as fucked up. Like, I put a girl to bed and I get high-fived for not assaulting her? That's like the absolute minimum you can do in this situation to be a functional member of society.

Also the language is just horrible, doesn't get in with her, the implication being that any dude who lies next to a woman has zero self control and is just going to rape her?

[–]gnarledroots 8 points9 points ago

I'm against rape too guise! upvotes?

[–]TheComebackKid 33 points34 points ago

Man, it surprises me how many people can't grasp the concept that getting a girl drunk and then trying to have sex with her is rape. It's really scary

[–]ModerateBias 36 points37 points ago

It's ok, this isn't legitimate rape, so its not so bad.

((Before I get lynched, read this with extreme sarcasm))

[–]Se7en_Sinner 29 points30 points ago

Too late, I've already put on my noose tying gloves.

[–]niggadatass 243 points244 points ago

Good, Bad, and Ugly.

[–]pureskill 58 points59 points ago

Whoever rapes him and leaves him alive, understands nothing about Bad Luck Tuco.

[–]NoProof 36 points37 points ago

TIGHT, TIGHT, TIGHT

[–]PSUProud 5 points6 points ago

Wrong Tuco.

[–]bro_b1_kenobi 4 points5 points ago

There's more than one?

[–]PerilousPancakes 5 points6 points ago

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU AREEEEE?!?!?

[–]TeethofBusey 2 points3 points ago

Just a dirty son of a bitch!

[–]kiruclanz 1 point2 points ago

It's even more bad luck if he survives, because then he has to live with it the rest of his life.

[–]CrownMule 49 points50 points ago

No, no. It's: The Good, The Bag, and the Unlucky.

[–]dashzed 1 point2 points ago

You. I like you.

[–]Dakar-A 10 points11 points ago

The Good, The Bad, and The Brian

[–]xPye 433 points434 points ago

[–]TheGreatJatsby 395 points396 points ago

[–]ByJiminy 14 points15 points ago

Fuck man, this is a complex story involving a number of characters each with their own motivations. I'm kind of impressed at what memes can do, being used as storytelling shortcuts like this.

[–]SDForce 63 points64 points ago

So meta.

[–]BabousHouse 0 points1 point ago

So feta

[–]vuxa 137 points138 points ago

[–]azimer 60 points61 points ago

Depends if you get pregnant!

[–]SparklepireBETCH 31 points32 points ago

But how is babby frmed?

[–]FerrisGotA9to5 14 points15 points ago

I get preggrrs evrrtim!

[–]whatwouldhodorsay 6 points7 points ago

hodor hodor hodor

[–]hopelessatusernames 112 points113 points ago

bad luck brian again?

[–]POKING_ELMOS_TAINT 18 points19 points ago

Seahorse

[–]corn_n_potatoes 13 points14 points ago

[–]willymo 5 points6 points ago

Holy shit I forgot that abortion of a movie exists.

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[–]hopelessatusernames 4 points5 points ago

then that's serendipity if ever I've seen it

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[–]edgarwilliamfrye 26 points27 points ago

The Good, D-bag, and Unlucky

[–]Gravesh 76 points77 points ago

I thought it'd be impossible, but I actually did see this on Facebook days ago. Unsettling.

[–]the_winged_one 89 points90 points ago

"Sun shines on a dog's ass every now and then" - My grandfather

[–]businessoyster 24 points25 points ago

your granddaddy is a wise man

[–]incorrect_your_youre 30 points31 points ago

you're granddaddy is a wise man. Don't worry dawg, I gotcho back.

[–]businessoyster 20 points21 points ago

wut? you are granddaddy? Am I just? wut? Trololol?

edit: just looked at username.... niiice

[–]justneedtocry 7 points8 points ago

I got really confused until I read your comment.

[–]GhandisFlipFlop 3 points4 points ago

I came here looking for another comment saying this and I ain't disappointed.

[–]wolfalice 100 points101 points ago

It doesn't make you a good guy to not sexually abuse a woman. It makes you minimally decent.

[–]ThirdFloorGreg 38 points39 points ago

Getting people safely in bed rather than letting them pass out on their back wherever and possibly drown in vomit later that night is a pretty cool thing to do.

[–]wolfalice 20 points21 points ago

This is true, however as I understand the meme it's the second line that qualifies Greg as a "good guy", not the first. The Douchebag meme could easily start with the same first line, but the second qualifies him as a douchebag.

[–]ThirdFloorGreg 2 points3 points ago

Most GGG don't really have two meaningfully separate lines. They're just long enough that they need to have some text at the top and some at the bottom.

[–]wolfalice 0 points1 point ago

The format of the meme necessitates a setup and a punchline, like any joke. The setup for the GGG meme is typically a description of a situation in which one is presented with an obvious course of action that is either manifestly dickish or criminal behavior, or simply an average, neutral act. The meme in question is obviously modelled after the former. The punchline of any good GGG is that he subverts that initial assessment by doing a kindness in place of whatever the reader assumed an average (or dickish) person would do. GGG can be a morality tale about successful interaction or just a demonstration of a good deed and it still follows this format. The punchline for this, and the reason GGG is titled good guy Greg within the format of the meme, is that he did not engage a passed out woman in an unwanted sexual situation. As stated, this does not make him a good guy. It is therefore an unsuccessful example of the GGG meme.

An alternate would be "Puts Drunk Girl To Bed / Guards Door For Remainder of Night". That is an example of being a Good Guy in this situation. Particularly when the absence of GGG instigates the Douchebag to assault the drunk girl within the story progression of the memes.

TL;DR: "Guards Door For Remainder of Night" is what a Good Guy Greg would do, not leaving the drunk girl to be assaulted by the Douchebag. Be a GGG!

[–]thedude8591 0 points1 point ago

Also it is much nicer to wake up in a cozy bed that a hard floor.

[–]elvendude 7 points8 points ago

And I'm really disappointed I had to scroll this far to find this. I was hoping it would be the top comment. =/

[–]Mother_of_Three 50 points51 points ago

How is he GGG by not raping someone?

[–]BabousHouse 5 points6 points ago

Because she was totally asking for it. Did you see what she was wearing? /S

[–]biggd60 56 points57 points ago

A guy who dresses in women's clothing isn't gay. They're most often straight.

-A gay guy

[–]jkonine 4 points5 points ago

I knew those guys wearing women's clothing in Provincetown weren't gay!!

[–]Madslick 4 points5 points ago

A guy who dresses in women's clothing isn't necessarily gay, but most of the time they are. - a San Francisco guy

[–]Akolyte01 9 points10 points ago

Most of the guys you see in public.

For many guys, crossdressing is about feeling sexy. And what do they find sexy? Females. So that's what they dress up as.

[–]CreamyGoodnss 5 points6 points ago

Doesn't that make Scumbag Steve into Bad Karma Steve?

[–]1millionaccounts 11 points12 points ago

He didn't rape someone? Must be a good guy greg then.

[–]BucketHarmony 181 points182 points ago

Having sex with a passed out drunk girl is rape.

[–]Perryn 379 points380 points ago

Having sex with a passed out drunk anyone is rape.

[–]redgroupclan 106 points107 points ago

Don't you know? It's not rape if it's a guy!

[–]CreamyGoodnss 76 points77 points ago

Under most laws, it actually isn't. It's considered battery.

[–]MrsVakarian 26 points27 points ago

Source?

[–]My-Wife-Spanks-Me 54 points55 points ago

my therapist.

[–]das7002 110 points111 points ago

therapist

[–]bro_b1_kenobi 10 points11 points ago

For 600!

[–]nyan_swanson 4 points5 points ago

FOR FOUR HUNDRED TREBEK

[–]Archenoth 1 point2 points ago

Does she? (Your wife, not your therapist.)

[–]sltkr 26 points27 points ago

It depends on the jurisdiction. In the US the FBI changed their definition of rape to include male victims only this year (and e.g. Wikipedia still says “the FBI's definition [..] excludes all rapes except forcible rapes of females”). Note that the FBI definition only applies to standardized reporting, and does not affect state legislation.

For another example the CDC survey on sexual violence doesn't recognize female-on-male rape. In their 2010 survey they state that “approximately 1 in 21 men (4.8%) reported having been made to penetrate someone else” but they don't file that under “rape”, because they only count it as rape when the victim is penetrated. So a woman coercing a man into penetrative sex is merely “sexual violence”, never mind the fact that it's “rape” if the roles are reversed.

Globally speaking it's definitely true that female-on-male rape is often not legally recognized, but if we're talking about the US, I think CreamyGoodnss is wrong: even though the FBI was late to the party, most US states already recognize female-on-male rape.

[–]CreamyGoodnss 1 point2 points ago

I was actually referring to male-to-male

[–]GayTourettesGuy 2 points3 points ago

The official definition of rape only talks about a genital opening. Anal isn't rape.

[–]ModerateBias 4 points5 points ago

If you are using your own genitalia, it is still rape in most states, but exact definitions do vary.

[–]SC2minuteman 57 points58 points ago

TIL

[–]fretsurfer12 7 points8 points ago

Not legitimate rape, at least.

[–]aoeuiwastaken 13 points14 points ago

But his body stops him becoming pregnant, surely it is legitimate rape?

[–]fretsurfer12 2 points3 points ago

Outsmarted by the male reproductive system...damn

[–]BCP27 8 points9 points ago

CIRCLE JERK, GO!

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[–]Perryn 15 points16 points ago

Only if they're both passed out, which really only raises more questions.

[–]NextName 14 points15 points ago

If they're both drunk, whoever "initiated" it can be convicted; however, in reality, it's probably the guy that would be considered the rapist.

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[–]ilikemustard 36 points37 points ago

Does this really need to be pointed out? Of course it is.

[–]fnumb 31 points32 points ago

this image treats it pretty nonchalantly, oh that steve always being such a jerk. plus greg is apparently a good guy for not sleeping with her. and brian, haha he got raped. sucks for you brian

[–]lavender_ 22 points23 points ago

Sadly, yes.

[–]PixyFreakingSticks 56 points57 points ago

You know what? Sadly enough, it does need to be pointed out. Way too many people don't think it's even unethical, let alone rape.

[–]ilikemustard 6 points7 points ago

I suppose you're right. I didn't consider that.

Some people suck.

[–]Treblo 3 points4 points ago

Yea, I guess you could say whoever did something like that would be a real scumbag.

[–]Ripslash 7 points8 points ago

What a profound insight.

[–]Nextasy 5 points6 points ago

Yeah it's a good thing he said so or I might have gone out looking for passed out girls tonight.

[–]ZofSpade 0 points1 point ago

Yes. He is a scumbag. Thank you for explaining the joke, genius.

[–]Pomguo 16 points17 points ago

More like "Meets Minimum Standard of Human Being" Greg and Rapist Steve.

[–]The_Jujunater 5 points6 points ago

Doing the right thing does not make you a GGG--going out of your way for others when you're not expected to makes you a GGG.

[–]henrique_the_unicorn 4 points5 points ago

Has sex? Motherfucker, that's rape.

[–]Frownland 11 points12 points ago

Why wasn't this titled "The Good, the Bad, and the Unlucky"

[–]v3ra1ynn 2 points3 points ago

This is from iFunny. Reddit can do better.

[–]rexnezzy 4 points5 points ago

Ugh, when are guys going to stop trying to pat themselves on the back for being at a basic level of decency?

[–]DemonicHeart 3 points4 points ago

Dude, rape jokes are NOT funny. :/

[–]Alex219 9 points10 points ago

Definitely seen this content before.

[–]Marianzillaa 5 points6 points ago

I definitely saw this last night somewhere else. can't remember where but this is definitely not OC

[–]Cask_Strength_Islay 5 points6 points ago

I saw it on Facebook a couple days ago. Scoring that easy karma

[–]Vogelscheuche 4 points5 points ago

So not raping someone = good guy? Wow.

[–]BallsackTBaghard 2 points3 points ago

Ok, how the fuck is this a good guy Greg if you don/t have sex with a passed out drunk? It's like the default is to have sex, but the good guys don't. Like what the shit. Fucking a drunk is like fucking a corpse, only worse.

[–]bangtees 20 points21 points ago

I put a wasted drunk girl to bed once and slept on the other side, facing the other way all night. She woke up at 7am, thanked me, and asked me if we cuddled. I lol'd and told her she should head home and get some more sleep. Good guy Bangtees.

[–]daskrip 3 points4 points ago

Perfect.

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[–]khedoros 1 point2 points ago

It sounds like you did your damnedest to do the right thing, and you didn't get shafted for it. Awesome. It's sad that we've got to think about CYA for that though.

[–]accioreddit 0 points1 point ago

*a series of unfortunate events

[–]reddzeppelin 0 points1 point ago

A-aaaaah waa waaawaa.

[–]cardinalfan165 0 points1 point ago

Haha oh sodomy...

[–]sage_006 0 points1 point ago

Bad luck scum bag steve :S

[–]djvexd 0 points1 point ago

Excellent use of meme. Snort worthy

[–]Jess_CP 0 points1 point ago

Lmao. That just turned my day around :-)

[–]jmdxsvhs15 0 points1 point ago

being a man from internetland, I rarely find things that make me laugh out loud when i'm alone. THIS.....is amazing.

[–]ZacharyZacherson 0 points1 point ago

I would like to see more of these.

[–]CutchIsClutch 0 points1 point ago

i laughed. upvote.

[–]fukmepls 0 points1 point ago

probably the best meme. ever.

[–]haddockcpt 0 points1 point ago

The Good, The Douche and The Unlucky

A modern western told through memes

[–]Gaudy_Monstrosity 0 points1 point ago

Because drunk people can't consent to sex, AMIRITE?

[–]moyako 0 points1 point ago

Damn it, juice--. I spilled my iced tea all over the keyboard!

[–]tspek 0 points1 point ago

This is awesome.

[–]deancomeautela 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else read "the good, the bad and the ugly?

[–]GearBrain 0 points1 point ago

You just did the meme-equivalent of chain-comboing all three supers in Marvel vs. Capcom #Whatever.

Kudos.

[–]donandino 0 points1 point ago

Soundtrack by Ennio Morricone.

[–]n-some 0 points1 point ago

I feel like this would make a good movie: The Good, The Douche, and the Unlucky. It'd be another one of those good bad ugly rehashes but starring the characters in the meme. If I remember correctly Brian is older and less derpy now, but it could still work.

[–]x3Nine 0 points1 point ago

Fuking king ahahhahah

[–]DAJOKA50 0 points1 point ago

this was just on ifunny. idk who stole from who. I'm assuming it was here first though

[–]TrolleyPower 2 points3 points ago

Is it really good guy greg just for not raping her?

[–]rape_culture_alarm 0 points1 point ago

WEEEOOOOWEEEEOOOOOO

[–]corbeeZ 0 points1 point ago

this was beautiful

[–]Gatortusk 0 points1 point ago

Darmok and Jalad. His eyes are open...wait., Captain Tyrell??

[–]backstab555 0 points1 point ago

Woa, first time I've ever seen something on facebook first and then see it on reddit a couple days later...

[–]snackmcgee 2 points3 points ago

This is bad. 1) Implication that not having sex with somebody who is drunk enough to have to be "put to bed' is somehow a "good guy" thing, rather than a "not a rapist" thing. 2) Yeah, scumbag move, but really so obvious it doesn't need to be said. 3) Rape. Cool. You guys are dicks.

[–]miitennis 0 points1 point ago

WOMBO COMBO

[–]leowashere 0 points1 point ago

I guessed the ending.

[–]naylord 0 points1 point ago

The good, the bad, and the unlucky.

[–]handsomemofo 0 points1 point ago

Have an upvote!

[–]AnimatedSnake 0 points1 point ago

The Good, the douche, and the Brian.

[–]Fallnetthinn 0 points1 point ago

Plot story: OP's a genius!

[–]dayonetactics 1 point2 points ago

I see a trend coming....

[–]MemeIntoxication 5 points6 points ago

Redo this and make all the text white like the top one and it will be much better. It just bugs me and Im sure it will bug others.

Also, he is called scum bag not douche bag.

[–]unplayed 2 points3 points ago

Bro rape.

[–]gaben3 5 points6 points ago

...it's a bag of big black dildos.

[–]OctorichOstipus 1 point2 points ago

God DAMMIT OP, you had ONE chance. You could have named this post "the good, the bad, and the unlucky". But you blew it.

Bleeeeewwwww ittttttttt.

[–]myhandsarebananas 0 points1 point ago

So this is gonna be a thing now...

[–]Decatf 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting Bad Luck Brian get accused of the rape.

[–]Akiba89 0 points1 point ago

alternate title: The Good, The Bad and Brian

[–]Inpalethis21 0 points1 point ago

Something so simple , but yet, so much karma. Good for you, sir.

[–]theawhittney 1 point2 points ago

This is excellent !!

[–]dwightmoody 4 points5 points ago

That's rape.

[–]RoyFW -1 points0 points ago

co-co-co-combo breaker

[–]lassalot 1 point2 points ago

Ah, Reddit. Where rape jokes make the front page and actual discussion gets downvoted into oblivion.

[–]Lepepino -2 points-1 points ago

Best combined use of memes ever.

[–]CapAWESOMEst -1 points0 points ago

Wow, I saw this in facebook like 3 days ago! Shouldnt it be the other way around?

[–]andrew650 -1 points0 points ago

It's funny. I saw this on facebook a few days before i saw it on reddit... hmmm

[–]curiousbutton -1 points0 points ago

That was refreshing. Thanks