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[–]one98d 48 points49 points ago

For a second I thought that was Kevin Smith.

[–]georgedubbya43 12 points13 points ago

I thought it was bobby from supernatural

[–]Koumo 7 points8 points ago

Eejit

[–]Mike81890 6 points7 points ago

I thought it was TheFrogman

[–]RalarenOTC 0 points1 point ago

Me too!!

[–]mommy2libras 0 points1 point ago

I did too.

[–]UndBeebs 123 points124 points ago

I still have yet to find out the background story of this image.

[–]sssaaammm 111 points112 points ago

IIRC it's a kiss cam at a baseball game and it's the two guys on the right, the middle one not wanting to kiss so the guy on the far left jumps over

[–]hurley21 68 points69 points ago

why were they so 'into' it?

[–]03Titanium 130 points131 points ago

Don't worry, they said no homo after.

[–]TkMyEyes_NotTheShirt 54 points55 points ago

You can do anything you want as long as you say no homo afterwards.

[–]Way_too_poor 55 points56 points ago

lights cigarette off flickering bedside candle

"No homo"

[–]utopianfiat 43 points44 points ago

tear descends from flushed cheek after saying "I do"

"No homo"

[–]Mephistopheles_XIII 86 points87 points ago

I am extremely homosexual, and enjoy having sexual intercourse with men, but no homo.

[–]happytime1711 38 points39 points ago

Yup, it works.

[–]PFCDoofles 27 points28 points ago

Well, I'm convinced enough to hike a football to you. Get that hand right up under my balls.

[–]unicornon 5 points6 points ago

Look, it's not gay if the balls don't touch.

[–]xLuMisx 2 points3 points ago

It also not gay if the dicks don't touch. Dick sword fighting is an exception.

[–]danguro 1 point2 points ago

bonus points if you cum!

[–]Mikulicious 2 points3 points ago

But we can have ours touch right? Because I'm special? <3

[–]unicornon 3 points4 points ago

Sorry, dude, don't got mine no mo'.

I can never be gay or make you feel special.

[–]Haruhi_Fujioka 0 points1 point ago

Our balls touched... No homo.

[–]ermahgerdstermpernk 2 points3 points ago

all I heard was:"I'm extremely Heterosexual"

[–]postive_scripting -1 points0 points ago

It's fabuuulous!!! But no hoomoww! AAAAhhh.

[–]Arvald 145 points146 points ago

hey, dont make this any more gay than it needs to be.

[–]RavixTheDreamer 24 points25 points ago

Needs more gay!

[–]Arvald 6 points7 points ago

we can make this happen, ill get my pink sparkly kilt.

[–]RavixTheDreamer 5 points6 points ago

The one with the dick sequins?

[–]castis 1 point2 points ago

I'd be pissed if it didn't have 'em

[–]Arvald 0 points1 point ago

ill buy the first round

[–]HocusThePocus 0 points1 point ago

Dick or GTFO

[–]lphie181 11 points12 points ago

It was staged.

[–]Vilyamar 2 points3 points ago

Not staged. I know them.

[–]Hessmix 4 points5 points ago

calling bullshit of course.

[–]erythro 0 points1 point ago

if I remember correctly the guys were redditors...

[–]Vilyamar 2 points3 points ago

Whatever, man. I know what I know.

[–]83alx 1 point2 points ago

I believe you.

[–]DoucheyName 0 points1 point ago

poopdick

[–]Josh_The_Boss 2 points3 points ago

The fun of it!

[–]534seeds 1 point2 points ago

If your gonna do something, do it right.

[–]hurley21 2 points3 points ago

If you're gonna spell something, do it right.

[–]TheFluxIsThis 0 points1 point ago

It's pretty clear that those two guys's lips were nowhere near eachother.

[–]PottsProngs 0 points1 point ago

Why not?

[–]Feyrus 1 point2 points ago

Because Fuck You, that's why ;)

[–]pegcity 4 points5 points ago

Not baseball, Hockey, AHL hockey from Winnipeg, Manitoba youtube link.

This was the team we had before we bought a new Jets team least year. The only thing that has put my hometown on reddit is this gif.

[–]Vilyamar 2 points3 points ago

Hockey.

[–]DirtyPresley 76 points77 points ago

He did an AMA on here and everything. This is old. Not like RL old, but reddit old. They were ALL just joking around and the dude is not a homophobe. He's just being silly.

[–]jimmithy 23 points24 points ago

Couldn't find a link to the AMA, but here's a post he made about it if anyone is interested: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/hw7mt/my_friends_and_i_ended_up_on_jumbotron_a_few/

[–]Shadefox 19 points20 points ago

I don't get why people would call him a homophobe even if the look was real.

I've got nothing against gays, but I know I'd be pretty freaked out if two dudes suddenly, without any warning, started making out practically in my lap.

[–]kuntakinte_ 198 points199 points ago

Either that or he just came.

[–]Catsfosho 237 points238 points ago

No it looks like he's been there a while.

[–]preternaturous 16 points17 points ago

[–]OnceIHadACookie 107 points108 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Me, after being convinced it would be fun to go to a local gay club. 10coms 98pts 18dys gifs
Tried the random imgur challenge, and.... 3coms 5pts 28dys funny
Utter terror in his eyes 12coms 221pts 1mo gif
O_0 0coms 8pts 1mo funny
Horrified homophobe is horrified 2coms -3pts 1mo gif
What has been seen 11coms 219pts 2mos gifs
Its Kiss Cam, Bro 32coms 475pts 3mos funny
How religious people feel visiting Reddit for the first time 165coms 770pts 4mos funny
This guy is truly stunned. 16coms 46pts 5mos WTF
I Need An Adult... 10coms 87pts 5mos WTF
priceless reaction 81coms 753pts 5mos funny
Best. Reaction. Ever. 14coms 232pts 8mos gif
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?! 6coms 26pts 9mos funny
Shock 32coms 347pts 9mos funny
Best .gif ever (From a Kiss Cam during a sporting event) 10coms 86pts 10mos funny
Darn homos... 34coms 324pts 10mos gifs
Gayest GIF Ever - I lol'd. 46coms 467pts 10mos pics
Homophobia 1com 19pts 1yr funny
ಠ_ಠ 22coms 192pts 1yr WTF
BROMANCE 7coms 50pts 1yr gifs
HOMOPHOBE! 286coms 606pts 1yr funny
Kiss cam 1com 1pt 1mo gifs
Traumatized 1com 4pts 1mo gifs
a little shocked to say the least... 2coms 22pts 7mos gifs
Traumatized for life. 54coms 547pts 7mos WTF
Stuck In The Middle 96coms 676pts 8mos funny
Well that was.. unexpected 2coms 3pts 1mo funny
the reaction is great. %_% 2coms 112pts 6mos funny

[–]BobTehCat 7 points8 points ago

Wow, that's a lot of times.

[–]gracefuliamnot 13 points14 points ago

OnceIHadACookie

Just for you. I like your username.

[–]MrConfucius 4 points5 points ago

That comic was really graceful in my opinion. Good work.

[–]gracefuliamnot 2 points3 points ago

[–]MrConfucius 3 points4 points ago

Dude. Yes. Saved.

[–]MichaelApproved 0 points1 point ago

Is making these your thing now?

[–]gracefuliamnot 2 points3 points ago

I guess so? Do you approve?

[–]MichaelApproved 0 points1 point ago

Indeed I do, thanks =D

Have you considered creating a novelty account like /u/shitty_watercolour has? That account has gotten really popular http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/04/shitty-watercolour-paints_n_1560883.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003

[–]gracefuliamnot 1 point2 points ago

Eh, I thought about it, but honestly my attention span is pretty terrible, and I'm no where near as good as Mr. Shitty. Also I was unaware that there was a subreddit for username illustrations... Seems my niche is filled!

[–]MichaelApproved 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, Mr. Shitty is pretty dedicated with a website and time. I liked your pic. Hope you keep it up in your free time.

[–]fairypants 0 points1 point ago

Excellent!

[–]gracefuliamnot 2 points3 points ago

Thanks!

(and sorry in advance for crushing your dreams)

[–]OnceIHadACookie 2 points3 points ago

My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give =)

Thanks

[–]Hotrootsoup 0 points1 point ago

Did you take that line from me, or is it commonly used and I've just never seen anyone else use it?

[–]Hotrootsoup 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, that's where I got it from. Guess we just both independently thought of it then.

[–]Alphalfajuice 9 points10 points ago

God dammit stop posting these things. It almost as annoying as the repost itself.

[–]nightfox54 16 points17 points ago

I find these interesting- its a neat little demonstration of how time of post, title, and subreddit can affect karma. I found it particularly intriguing that "homophobic homophobe is homophobic" did so poorly compared to "HOMOPHOBE"

[–]Ethosia 29 points30 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
What pure terror looks like 118coms 1111pts 8hrs funny
Me, after being convinced it would be fun to go to a local gay club. 10coms 98pts 18dys gifs
Tried the random imgur challenge, and.... 3coms 5pts 28dys funny
Utter terror in his eyes 12coms 221pts 1mo gif
O_0 0coms 8pts 1mo funny
Horrified homophobe is horrified 2coms -3pts 1mo gif
What has been seen 11coms 219pts 2mos gifs
Its Kiss Cam, Bro 32coms 475pts 3mos funny
How religious people feel visiting Reddit for the first time 165coms 770pts 4mos funny
This guy is truly stunned. 16coms 46pts 5mos WTF
I Need An Adult... 10coms 87pts 5mos WTF
priceless reaction 81coms 753pts 5mos funny
Best. Reaction. Ever. 14coms 232pts 8mos gif
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?! 6coms 26pts 9mos funny
Shock 32coms 347pts 9mos funny
Best .gif ever (From a Kiss Cam during a sporting event) 10coms 86pts 10mos funny
Darn homos... 34coms 324pts 10mos gifs
Gayest GIF Ever - I lol'd. 46coms 467pts 10mos pics
Homophobia 1com 19pts 1yr funny
ಠ_ಠ 22coms 192pts 1yr WTF
BROMANCE 7coms 50pts 1yr gifs
HOMOPHOBE! 286coms 606pts 1yr funny
Kiss cam 1com 1pt 1mo gifs
Traumatized 1com 4pts 1mo gifs
a little shocked to say the least... 2coms 22pts 7mos gifs
Traumatized for life. 54coms 547pts 7mos WTF
Stuck In The Middle 96coms 676pts 8mos funny
Well that was.. unexpected 2coms 3pts 1mo funny
the reaction is great. %_% 2coms 112pts 6mos funny

source: karmadecay

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[–]Gammble 4 points5 points ago

This guys a phoney..

[–]sonofabear17 4 points5 points ago

[–]nomnom_69 0 points1 point ago

I actually enjoy these. Entertaining and saddening to see how how much reposts are on Reddit.

[–]OnceIHadACookie 1 point2 points ago

yea, certain things do get reposted a lot but complaining about reports,,, that's not my intention.

I find it interesting to see the evolution of certain images. For example: This one, as far back as I could find, never broke 1k total posts before this one posted in this thread. What was the difference there? The title maybe? Certainly there are better titles up there already(I rather liked "stuck in the middle"). Also, the last time it was posted, 18days ago, it didn't even receive 100 points.

Kinda strange how the same image can go from a low of 3 points to a high of 1k and growing.

[–]nomnom_69 0 points1 point ago

Ya some titles were pretty adequate..... Probably has to do with the day and hour posted...

[–]Hotrootsoup 0 points1 point ago

Gayest GIF Ever - I lol'd.

How did he get 500 karma with that title? First thing I thought of when reading it was this

[–]crazycatfreak90 50 points51 points ago

that guy was in the middle of eating....

[–]willybilly1 18 points19 points ago

RONALD WEASLEY!!! HOW DARE YOU KISS A BOY?!? I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED!!! YOUR FATHER'S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT!!! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME!!!

[–]andrewsmith1986 23 points24 points ago

You basically have to do that if you are on the cam.

[–]Jman5 0 points1 point ago

rules is rules.

[–]aroymart 6 points7 points ago

[–]obliterationn -1 points0 points ago

No.

[–]Douchebox 18 points19 points ago

So I guess we might as well just accept that this is going to get posted every 3 days, huh?

[–]Sneller1985 5 points6 points ago

Welcome to Winnipeg hahah

[–]Darklink5 3 points4 points ago

waves tiny flag yay!

[–]mike808hawaii 7 points8 points ago

He felt their boners.

[–]ohrabbits 4 points5 points ago

THIS IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG. He wasn't even finished chewing, that shit ain't right.

[–]xKJx25 1 point2 points ago

what I was thinking as well... I'm just happy his food didn't fall off his mouth during the hot kiss. Wait, what...? I swear I didn't get a boner....

[–]ohhyou 0 points1 point ago

this is why reddit does not need a points system. fucken reposts up in this bitch

[–]theGuatemalanYMCA 1 point2 points ago

what a pure repost looks like

[–]Raddddish 6 points7 points ago

I hate to spoil the party and join the hater bandwagon, but... this gif has been reposted way too much. It seems that I see it at least like once a week.

[–]TheForceiswithus 6 points7 points ago

A repost? On Reddit? You don't say......

[–]Fancy_Pantsu 3 points4 points ago

I have you tagged as "Asshat"...why would this be?

[–]FrankyMcPlurPants 12 points13 points ago

Chronic reposter... though if that's the reason, you likely have thousands tagged as such

[–]Fancy_Pantsu 5 points6 points ago

Every tag is individual...there must be something....I'll have to look.

[–]LookOutForNinjas 1 point2 points ago

Surely, he won't disappoint!

[–]Fancy_Pantsu 0 points1 point ago

Hmm...I've been looking, and I'm not still not sure. He did vote for "Be a Jock" over "Be a Nerd" on WouldYouRather, he chronically complains about reposts...AH FUCK I FOUND IT. It was for posting this --> http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/yrm4f/just_another_reason_4chan_is_full_of_dicks/

[–]wildbill185 1 point2 points ago

Fuck, I haven't lost the game in years, I had a PR going.

[–]Fancy_Pantsu 0 points1 point ago

Hence the tag "Asshat".

[–]trevor_the_redditor 0 points1 point ago

what pure reposts look like

[–]DonnyDreamliner 1 point2 points ago

[–]21nipples 0 points1 point ago

That's my face when someone farts next to me

[–]sleepauger 1 point2 points ago

Guess he'll be voting Romney.

[–]MonsterIt 0 points1 point ago

I thought we had made that guy into a rage face when he first came out?

[–]bluereaper75 1 point2 points ago

he looks like kevin smith

[–]Alexxandria 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was him at first!!

[–]piedpipernyc 0 points1 point ago

Eat that hot dog out of his mouth....EAT IT!!!

[–]poochydogbreath 1 point2 points ago

I know the dude on the right, hes in actor in Canada I worked with him on a commercial.

[–]gamernamer 1 point2 points ago

I will always laugh at this. Forever.

[–]gamernamer 0 points1 point ago

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–]audimann 0 points1 point ago

ibubiuyvy jvv

[–]kittenkites 1 point2 points ago

Thank you UMass.

[–]Basketball99 0 points1 point ago

Please tell me this was set up and not real.

[–]lexi318 1 point2 points ago

Hermione is going to be so pissed Ron cheated on her

[–]ParticipleDangler 0 points1 point ago

With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.

[–]LegendaryRav 1 point2 points ago

Mind: "Holy shit is that Ron?"

[–]guenther_ 0 points1 point ago

This gets me everytime

[–]Madandrew24 0 points1 point ago

That must be awkward to be the middle guy.

[–]ashep24 1 point2 points ago

What a repost looks like

[–]iLikeToBeAnArsehole 0 points1 point ago

"We just got in from the gym ... we all showered together ... oh my f-"

[–]mhen1234 0 points1 point ago

They should have both kissed him.

[–]robbotsdead 0 points1 point ago

What good acting looks like

[–]ollinarpmet777 -1 points0 points ago

How many times can this shit get reposted?

[–]dynamicstability -1 points0 points ago

Upvote for the reported gif because I HAPPENED to open this as someone in the room made a gay joke and I therefore provided illustration.

[–]severedfinger 0 points1 point ago

If two men joke-kissing strikes terror in your heart, you need to grow the fuck up.

[–]Owlettt 0 points1 point ago

Or staged terror. Staged terror is fine too.

[–]chloelemos 0 points1 point ago

I'm dipping tobacco, and I literally just spit all over my lap.

[–]Vilyamar -1 points0 points ago

The reincarnations of this post are even funnier when you know the people in it.

[–]Intrebute 0 points1 point ago

I keep seeing people pissing on reposts. This is the first time I have seen a post twice. Does that make me a real redditor? Do I get to hate on reposts now? Or am I missing something?

[–]Versaton 0 points1 point ago

On the contrary... This is True Terror

[–]tatergontate 1 point2 points ago

Every Fucking Time I see this gif I lose it

[–]Drunky_McFNuts -1 points0 points ago

r-r-r-r-r RE-POST!

[–]njgrout -1 points0 points ago

Reddit doesn't hate reposts at all. I'm sure we've all seen it

[–]LondonTiger 0 points1 point ago

the original is better, they zoom in on the guy in the left and he has a huge feeling of regret and hides his mouth/face

[–]enterurnamehere1 0 points1 point ago

Ron Weasley?

[–]t3kn0p3rf3ct 0 points1 point ago

This happened during a baseball game in my home town... True story

[–]ErikLarsson 0 points1 point ago

Notch?

[–]Talarot 0 points1 point ago

"WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT IS HAPPENING?!!?!?!"

[–]FrostByt 0 points1 point ago

It's gay if you're in a three way.

[–]heracleides 0 points1 point ago

This one again. yay

[–]Alexxandria 0 points1 point ago

I need to know the origin/ story behind this.

[–]ROYALAYOR 0 points1 point ago

No homo tho

[–]sevenface88 0 points1 point ago

Thousandth upvote bonus!

[–]popojoe 0 points1 point ago

I died a little inside...

[–]kingofspoonerisms 0 points1 point ago

Is the guy on the left wearing a University of Winnipeg Wesmen hoodie?

[–]Tails420 -1 points0 points ago

....still.....laughing....he's all like "shit,shit,shit don't try and kiss me pleeeeeease don't try and kiss me

[–]Whitedressredwine 1 point2 points ago

Really?? I just see it as "what the fuck just happened on top of me?!" I would probably look the same had it been anyone I was having a chill conversation just get up and make out with someone all over me!

[–]CptOblivion -1 points0 points ago

Is anyone else grossed out by this?

...I mean, the dude still had food in his mouth!

[–]MacallanNeat 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry, the other guy helped him eat it.

Kinda like how a mother bird feeds its young.

[–]TeenageAnimeLife -2 points-1 points ago

You've got to be shitting me. -1 day ago

[–]boohoopooryou -3 points-2 points ago

here here, have an upvote. and if it makes you any feel better, i downvoted OP.

[–]Rileyrod -1 points0 points ago

We need to change this right now damn it. If its a repost, THEN HE IS NOT AN OP!

[–]Mewmew5678 2 points3 points ago

This is the first gif posted in a while that's actually made me laugh.

[–]darkner 1 point2 points ago

I laughed until I teared up.

[–]wise_master_yoda 0 points1 point ago

Fear is the path of the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering...

I sense much fear in him.

[–]average_redditor_1 0 points1 point ago

Getting on the screen is really important to some people.

[–]One-Winged-Angel33 0 points1 point ago

Is that Ron on the right?

[–]jack_johnson1 -2 points-1 points ago

That's the face of a a rich white conservative religious republican evangelical racist bigot.

Tell me, liberal pot-smoking athiest progressive liberal Obama-obsessed tolerant open-minded redditors, did I leave anything off?

[–]yourfrigginguide -3 points-2 points ago

I'm pretty sure this belongs in WTF

[–]meggem369 -3 points-2 points ago

This seriously made me LOL for about 5 minutes.

[–]Ethosia 0 points1 point ago

I don't think you know how long 5 minutes is.

[–]meggem369 0 points1 point ago

No, I really am just that easily amused.