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[–]Jman5 1020 points1021 points ago

People say whatever they think will most get under your skin. If they know you're black you can expect the worst racist comments they can think of. If you're a girl, you can expect the most sexualized comments they can think of.

If you're a white male, they can't really use racism so they usually just call you a faggot.

[–]ZexCo 984 points985 points ago

I was playing on call of duty with my girlfriend once, split screened. Some kid realized we were split screening and heard her voice and started calling her a slut and she gets raped, etc. All these crazy things. A few moments later you can hear his mom in the background for a couple seconds before he mutes, SCREAMING at him for what he was saying.

[–]Smorsh 438 points439 points ago

I love stories like these.

[–]falousco 379 points380 points ago

If you want more, talk to anyone who ever played Call of Duty in an online league called 'Gamebattles'. Full of kids who would trash talk like you've never heard before, both before, during and after the game.

One of the notable times I just remembered there was when we joined the other team's lobby, and as usual the screaming trash talk ensued from their under 15 kiddies squad. "Fucking nigger cunt we're going to rape you low cunts get some skill get on our level" would come in a constant wave in the same squeaky tones without a breath or pause taken. I remember one time some kid went on a 20 second curse spree without rest and then screamed into the mic as loud as possible for like 5 seconds.

In the moment of silence after his scream, the 30 year old Scottish guy in my clan shut up their team with, "Here you, come back when yer dicks bigger than a midge's bawhair ya wee pubeless virgin." You couldn't even hear the kid's reply over my team flipping out like some rap battle with the 'OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH' droning out their team. Was a fun moment.

Ah, I miss pre-MW2 Xbox Live.

[–]TheJackalope231 41 points42 points ago

As a non-Scot, what the heck is a bawhair?

[–]falousco 63 points64 points ago

Ball Hair, a single pube.

[–]Fullyscared 15 points16 points ago

Thank you for making me laugh so fucking hard.

[–]g0_west 15 points16 points ago

Fuck I love Scottish people.

[–]PeteRoss 43 points44 points ago

Oh god that's fantastic.

[–]IXGhOsTX1 35 points36 points ago

Pre MW2 XBL? What about two years prior to that game. In Halo 3 I would encounter kids doing the same thing with there racial slurs and all that crap.

[–]mmine1 14 points15 points ago

The moment Xbox live was a public thing, it was shit. When kids get unmoderated use of something, they will fuck it up.

[–]skullanddie 6 points7 points ago

Kids? - Anyone. After all, age isn't the determining factor here.

[–]RyanMockery 9 points10 points ago

XB connect was THE SHIT. DON'T RUSH THE CLOCK, DON'T RUSH THE CLOCK!

[–]WinstonRutherford 4 points5 points ago

Ah, I miss pre-MW2 Xbox Live.

Man, you and me both. That's when games and lobbies were fun! I remember playing MW on Live when there weren't a lot of kids in there but a bunch of dudes just cracking jokes all the time. Now it's just foul mouthed kids screaming things at everyone.

[–]Teh_CBass 3 points4 points ago

Oh god that's awesome. I read that in the Demoman's voice from TF2...

[–]sinembarg0 45 points46 points ago

I was playing Gears of War 1 on Rooftops. There's a room near spawn with a weapon that I like to use. The doorway to this room is very small; two players can not pass through it at the same time. You also can't push other players, so if someone stands in the doorway, no one can get in or out of the room.

Well this little shit spawned closer to the front of the pack than me, and got to the room every round. I told him I wanted to share, trade off rounds. He was too selfish for that, so I simply stood in the doorway, making the weapon pretty much useless for him. He started whining, and said something about having his mom yell at me, so I told him to put her on. I told her what I was doing, and why I was doing it, and that I just wanted to share, but that her son refused. She started yelling at him instead, and made him share with me. It was pretty hilarious. He also threatened to put his mom on for something else later.

Damn I wish I had had my capture care then.

[–]Klowned 5 points6 points ago

Kudos to her for being a good parent. Good on you for not trolling the shit out of her, and the kid gets a life lesson to boot.

Well played, sinembarg0

[–]MrRushing 21 points22 points ago

I was playing portal 2. Just got the game. Now I had played the living hell out of the first one but was still getting used to the multiplayer. With my mic broken, I had to deal with this real pleasure of an English squeaker and his playground level of stringing insults together. You know; to motivate me. I was learning quickly but still falling short of his expectations. Comment after shrilling comment came out of my tv.

Then his mom came in the background and told him it was time to get ready for school. I laughed a laugh that only an independent adult man can enjoy.

And then for some reason I got real depressed and went to bed.

[–]MandatoryMahi 1 point2 points ago

Aww :( Have an upvote.

[–]MERIKA1 3 points4 points ago

I felt the feeling of your laugh whilst reading your explanation....

...Now I feel your pain :L

[–]CheekyMunky 42 points43 points ago

Really? Hilarious to me would be a loud smack about 10 seconds into that, followed by the sound of the kid screaming in fury and agony. The distant sound, that is, because at that point the headset would be on the floor across the room.

I can only speak for myself, I guess, but some little shitbag abusing his mother for 10 minutes straight and not being stopped isn't really funny to me. It's appalling. Especially when I consider what that little asshole's going to grow up to be like, and the possibility that I might run into his entitled little ass as an adult.

[–]mumbles_gh 29 points30 points ago

Yeah, I think I'm gonna have to agree with you. If my kid started speaking to me like that, clearly showing off to his 'friends', I'd take his fucking Xbox away and make him spend all his money on Taco Bell for me. Every day. And I don't even know Taco Bell is like. We don't have it in the UK, I think. I'm guessing Tacos are abundant there. And Bells.

[–]CheekyMunky 6 points7 points ago

Taco Bell is faux-Mexican fast food. It's shit, but it's open late and a fair share of us have occasional cravings for it, particularly after drinking. Most of us will readily acknowledge it as a vice, though, and not to be consumed on a regular basis.

None of which is really relevant to the video, of course, but since you mention you're from one of those weird countries that doesn't border Mexico, there's your explanation.

[–]Smithburg01 4 points5 points ago

Oh how I wish I was his father for ten minutes, ust so I could make sure he never talked to his parents like that again. And maybe never talked again in general...

[–]Des_Esseintes 135 points136 points ago

It would be great if all xbox live accounts for users under a certain age had to be linked to a parental email address. So, if you had the option to "Respond to Parent" and could just forward that shite to them, there would be a much needed paddling I'm sure.

[–]Waywardcross 100 points101 points ago

Cuss out a stranger on the Internet...that's a paddlin'.

[–]username802 44 points45 points ago

Paddlin' the school canoe? Ohhh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

[–]letsgoiowa 29 points30 points ago

That's a good idea, but it could very easily be heavily abused.

[–]Des_Esseintes 28 points29 points ago

Maybe an "alert parent" option which just forwards the child's communication instead?

Edit: I assumed by abuse you mean you were worried about getting spam messages. So, maybe you can't put in your own message but can only forward what they've sent you. Is there some other kind of abuse you worry about?

[–]letsgoiowa 3 points4 points ago

Yes, I was thinking of spamming. Forwarding the message to the parents seems like a fantastic idea. I hope this will be implemented someday.

[–]Classtoise 2 points3 points ago

Yeah. A simple message like "Hello parent of XX_JOINTDEVILNIGGEHITLER420_XX, your child sent this message to another user: <whatever horrible thing they type>"

It'd work great, until they wise up and attach their own e-mail as the "parental e-mail"

[–]Nerinn 4 points5 points ago

That assumes these kids have parents that care and the skills to set up this option (and to keep their child from changing it back). The parents included in that are likely the ones that already have some sort of discipline in place.

[–]3cats 1 point2 points ago

Sadly, some of these people who talk this way are actually full grown adults.

[–]SwearWords 2 points3 points ago

I'd be better if said accounts were linked to a shock-collar. The shock option would be just underneath the mute player option.

[–]mistawac 40 points41 points ago

Enjoy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfwOqlnCKQs

I was there for the taping of this. It's 100% real.

[–]Pregnant_Bill_Cosby 36 points37 points ago

I hate that kid with every ounce of my being.

[–]WordOfGav 29 points30 points ago

Every time we get into a heated discussion with our mom, we just yell "I WANT CHOCOLATE MILK!" and she just stops and laughs and hits us... .hard.

[–]lewok 22 points23 points ago

I'm not saying, I'm the best child ever, but after 17 years of life, i have never once cussed at my mother, let alone over some fucking chocolate milk, this kid honestly needs his ass beat.

[–]BLUFALCON78 14 points15 points ago

Yeah of that were my kid, an Xbox 360 would be at the pawn shop. Or it would meet a hammer. I don't put up with that kind of shit.

[–]ZexCo 2 points3 points ago

"That's fucked up! I don't have to do shit!"

[–]Spankert 2 points3 points ago

i want some motherfuckin chocolate milk

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 4 points5 points ago

Well it's an ancient repost, but yeah 100% bad parenting

[–]bizology 89 points90 points ago

It's nice to hear that some parents give a damn.

[–]teddy_picker 12 points13 points ago

Unfortunately theyve raised a kid who thinks its ok to say stuff like that to random people.. so they've failed in more ways than one

[–]far_from_ohk 2 points3 points ago

indeed my good sir

[–]I_lick_old_ladies420 23 points24 points ago

Where are parents like these when I'm online?! I hear kids screaming and cursing and the parents don't seem to give a shit.

[–]Sr_DingDong 24 points25 points ago

I WANT SOME MOTHERFUCKIN' CHOCOLATE MILK!

[–]SHITTY_LINK_PERIOD 14 points15 points ago

All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, but she wouldn't give it to me!

[–]LittleLarry 37 points38 points ago

In my experience the kids are either in their bedrooms or down in a basement. I know this because my son is forever telling me how unfair it is that his XBox is upstairs next to the kitchen where I can overhear his blathering and I can tell him to put a cork in it. We were thinking about taping him to play it back when he's older so that he can hear what he sounds like. It's kind of like living on a mental ward. He's about 10 ft away from me right now and he keeps repeating some "epic laugh" video where a Jamaican guy is smoking a spliff and laughing/singing.

[–]HughGeorgie 3 points4 points ago

[–]ZexCo 2 points3 points ago

It's a rare occasion for sure.

[–]hampoofegg 6 points7 points ago

Dude, funniest thing to ever happen to me on Xbox Live was playing COD with my buddy, and this kid is talking shit the entire game. He leaves his mic on when his mom bursts in the room and yells at him for using all the conditioner when he was in the shower. She gave him a verbal smackdown for about ten minutes and shut the console off.

[–]MalcolmFalcon 100 points101 points ago

"Casual" is starting to become the blanket gamer insult.

[–]Neosilver 61 points62 points ago

Dude, I don't even understand the whole "hurr casuals are so bad at vidja games" mentality.

If I wanna play bejeweled, I will fucking play bejeweled. IF I WANT TO PLAY PEGGLE FOR FUCK'S SAKE I WILL PLAY PEGGLE.

And, if I want to play some dark souls/demon souls, I will. I'm not a casual, I'm not a hardcore gamer, I just like playing video games. Who the fuck takes these words and turns every combination of them into an insult anyway? It's so ridiculous.

[–]hampoofegg 25 points26 points ago

Same here man, I've played NES and Snes since I was born. I'm not going to call myself "hardcore" because that's fucking stupid. I love Dark Souls and I also love flash games and anything I find fun.

People seem to forget that video games are supposed to be FUN, everyone is so goddamn serious.

[–]MausIguana 6 points7 points ago

It's sad how many things this applies to nowadays

[–]rabidsi 12 points13 points ago

You just shut your whore mouth, peggle head! We'll have no logic and reason in these here parts.

[–]Votrax 32 points33 points ago

"You don't play from the time that you get home from school until mom makes you go to bed every day? Fucking scrub."

[–]MAKiO37 46 points47 points ago

I went to the most recent MLG and the kid I went with kept referring to League of Legends as League of Casuals. I don't even care about or play LoL and it was the most annoying thing to hear in the world. So condescending.

[–]NiteShadeX2 35 points36 points ago

The entire MOBA/DOTA genre is plagued with some of the worst, most elitist communities of any genre. The games always have very steep learning curves, which lends itself to elitism, and unlike most shooters, or even RTS's, losing your unit harms your team FAR more than in most games. You didnt just die, which normally is somewhat minor (gave enemy score, wait to respawn, or in RTS forfeited those resources). No, you fucking gave the enemy an advantage by dying. Its the perfect storm of factors to induce rage and hate filled bile spewing communities.

[–]aahdin 12 points13 points ago

the only real saving grace is how helpful a lot of the professionals are.

Some are assholes, but the majority are all about giving helpful advice and such.

Plus, the way the elo system is set up, if you're a bad player you'll usually get paired up against other bad players... Meaning the elitist assholes you find in-game are generally just as bad as you are, just incapable of admitting it.

[–]homochrist 85 points86 points ago

"fuck you casuals with your outdoor activities and fulfilling interpersonal relationships, i know how to min/max every jrpg on the ps2 AND ps3"

[–]MrFatalistic 19 points20 points ago

more like "fuck you nub with your less than 3:1 KD ratio faggot"

jrpgs are sooooo 2001.

[–]Gorillaz_Noodle 24 points25 points ago

What? Casuals? I don't get it? Like you only casually play games and not devote your whole life because you got big boy shit to do?

[–]jargoon 18 points19 points ago

Telling a member of a community that they are not a "real" member of said community is an insult. I don't get what's so hard to understand about that.

This doesn't just apply to gamers.

[–]BreSput 11 points12 points ago

Dilettante is the "big-boy" version of this insult.

[–]Wizzdom 15 points16 points ago

Hilariously, "try hard" has also been used to insult me...it's a video game...

[–]RaindropBebop 22 points23 points ago

It's like goldilocks's porridge. If you play too much and do well you're a 'try hard'. If you don't play enough and don't do well you're a 'casual'.

[–]MILKB0T 12 points13 points ago

Well more like...you do better than them "try hard no-lifer", you do worse than them "worthless scrub uninstall'

[–]AnAdventureCore 6 points7 points ago

Same porridge, different bear.

[–]MrFatalistic 103 points104 points ago

If you're a white male, they can't really use racism so they usually just call you a faggot.

  • if you speak with anything near a southern accent, you're a white trash/inbred/alcoholic/etc

[–]fuzzycynoaki 14 points15 points ago

So, gay white dudes from the coast are basically invincible to xbox live comments?

[–]MrFatalistic 4 points5 points ago

fundamentally, yes.

[–]aMaricon_Dream 22 points23 points ago

don't forget "bird turd", "cumstain", "snow nigger", "ice nigger", I heard "yeti" once.

[–]axelsar 34 points35 points ago

If someone called me yeti it would have me in stitches.

[–]Teuthex 12 points13 points ago

I'm sitting here laughing my ass off and it wasn't even directed at me!

[–]DementedHeadcrab 8 points9 points ago

I would take yeti as a compliment

[–]pisswizard88 8 points9 points ago

British accents are also targeted. Apparently being born in England makes me a homosexual.

[–]gordofrog 9 points10 points ago

To be fair, apparently existing on an online game makes you a homosexual

[–]pattycigs 6 points7 points ago

Agreed, I'd advise against saying y'all in a lot of games, can end with a string of the redneck/git r done jokes heading your way

[–]lurkallthethings 3 points4 points ago

I can't help it, y'all is a very common word in Texas and I was raised here. I don't usually get any kind of hate for having a southern accent. For the most part, at least in my experience, if you are nice no one will give you shit.

[–]suckthisdeth 43 points44 points ago

as a white male, I cannot count the amount of times I've been called nigger. I also probably laughed ~ 90 percent of the time because I'm not a manbaby.

[–]MrFatalistic 10 points11 points ago

yeah I didn't mention that because he said they pick stuff based on your context (they know you're black by the way you talk and call you a nigger) so I know southern accents get some attention as well, it's a fucking schoolyard out there, they just want a piece of you any way they can.

[–]liam_lifad 21 points22 points ago

You almost say that like it's a metaphor, but my understanding is that it really is a schoolyard.

[–]BakedPotatoTattoo 4 points5 points ago

Jesus, this. I have a very pronounced deep voice, and on the old Xbox Id get accused (and kicked) from games for having a "voice mask" on. Fucking kids.

BONUS POINTS! If it wasn't the voice mask, I was called a "White Nigger". Double yay.

[–]tyrghast 10 points11 points ago

Not gonna lie, being white has been pretty sweet. Probably gonna re-up next census.

[–]Triette 17 points18 points ago

Or if you're a woman, they'll call you a bitch, a cunt, whore, slut, or try to get in your pants. When really all they'd have to say is that I can't game. That's when I get pissed!

[–]ReeuQ 8 points9 points ago

The thing is, they can not legitimately say that to me because I always tend to be one of the highest ranking players. It's all empty insults either way though.

On the plus side, free penis pictures hooraaaay.

[–]Triette 2 points3 points ago

They can't legitimately say that to me either, but they still do. There is a rare occasion where I'll get drunk and actually use my microphone just so I can talk shit to those who put me down for being a girl, all the while kicking their ass. On the regular days I just keep my mouth shut and ignore them and let them call me "fag" instead because they think I'm a dude.

I once had a guy/kid message me after a few matches of COD, he said that the only reason I had the highest score was because my team mates let me win because I'm a girl. I don't even know how that's possible...?

[–]FrankFrankson 4 points5 points ago

Pasty-faced, lard assed cracka.

[–]itzreviax 299 points300 points ago

As a white gamer, I ironically deal with the same situation.

[–]Fgame 76 points77 points ago

Exactly. Playing games online automatically makes you a niggerkike spicwop.

[–]SamBone123 59 points60 points ago

niggerkike spicwop faggot

ftfy

[–]JackassPenguinass 16 points17 points ago

niggerkike spicwop faggot cunt

FTFY

[–]novanleon 61 points62 points ago

Same here. I've been called every racial name in the book. Welcome to the wonderful world of online gaming.

[–]SoThisIsSlaveryHmm 11 points12 points ago

Oddly this is kind of why I don't get upset about it. Regardless of your race, sex, or sexual orientation someone is gonna call you a faggot-nigger-whoreskank at some point. Online insults mean nothing.

[–]axelsar 12 points13 points ago

Real life insults mean nothing.

[–]abledanger 9 points10 points ago

I don't really want to be called a faggot-nigger-whoreskank to my face, though. I mean, come on, I'm just trying to eat my Dairy Queen.

[–]Minifig81 265 points266 points ago

Report them, Microsoft tracks all messages sent and received and bans people for shit like this.

[–]Elementium 106 points107 points ago

Doubtful. My brother has been doing shit like this for years and he's never been in trouble. It's so bad his own team leaves games because they get sick of listening to his shit.

[–]ThisOpenFist 482 points483 points ago

He's your brother. It is your duty to beat his ass into oblivion for certain levels of assholery.

[–]danya101 35 points36 points ago

Also, post the result to reddit under the title: "I caught my brother being an asshole in an online game" for sweet delicious karma.

[–]nivarius 33 points34 points ago

What if it's his older brother?

[–]ThisOpenFist 152 points153 points ago

Still applies. Announce his crime, sack up, and take a swing.

[–]nivarius 14 points15 points ago

If his brother is like 22 and he's 16; and his brother is such a douche as he says, trying to beat him up would be plain retarded.

[–]1packer 21 points22 points ago

Just get him with a crow bar when he comes around a corner.

Crow bars, the great equalizer.

Note: This poster takes no responsibility for anything that may happen after said crow bar incident. It could be awesome, or very bad; roll the dice.

[–]ThisOpenFist 88 points89 points ago

Not if the 22-year-old is a cowardly little bitch who spends all day talking shit to strangers on XBL.

[–]NextName 4 points5 points ago

You can talk shit to people while also being able to back it up in real life, you know. Just because someone talks shit over XBL doesn't mean that they're physically weak.

[–]Gary_Burke 30 points31 points ago

Tell your mom.

[–]Jeroknite 126 points127 points ago

She's too busy having sex with literally everyone.

[–]TheSuitGuy 29 points30 points ago

Wait, literally everyone? Is that why I got a number 2,125,587 in the mail? Man, I feel sorry for those stuck at 7,000,000. It'll be like humping a skeleton.

[–]azzaleo 38 points39 points ago

Well, let's get your brother's XBL name and we'll start reporting it, and we can find out if it works!

[–]SNAAAAKEE 10 points11 points ago

I had a friend who was banned from xbox live for tea bagging an opponent in Rainbow Six Vegas and saying "I just Rodney Kinged your ass." In his defense though the guy was being a complete ass.

[–]LaboratoryManiac 3 points4 points ago

I'd imagine voice chat offenses are much less enforced than text offenses. Text offenses you can just read and see where the offense was, whereas voice offenses would require manually listening through chat logs to verify. I'm guessing Microsoft's enforcement team just doesn't have the time or manpower to listen to all those chat logs.

[–]DJSweetChrisBell 16 points17 points ago

Please do this. These type of comments are taken very seriously by Microsoft. Please see this site for a list of jackasses that have been banned: http://whywasibanned.com/

[–]AlphaSheepdog 6 points7 points ago

I wish I could +1 this more. Use the Report Feature. It works. USE IT USE IT USE IT!!!!!

[–]Red_Eshcon 69 points70 points ago

Woogie boogie?

[–]josh_the_nerd 66 points67 points ago

Woogie boogie is from Dave Chappelle's skit, "Clayton Bigsby - Black White Supremacist".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i9iTYe6tEk

[–]jrbcnchezbrg 29 points30 points ago

Still the funniest sketch in any show ive ever seen

[–]almightydf 7 points8 points ago

Though it gets a bit less funny once you read about why Chappelle Show isn't around anymore.

[–]ypclutch 2 points3 points ago

Why isn't it around anymore?

[–]almightydf 9 points10 points ago

While filming a skit, I believe it was the one where a tiny racist caricature pops up on his shoulder to try to get him to do something racist, he got uncomfortable with how hard some of the white crew members were laughing, and started to think heavily about on if he was making racism more acceptable.

That he unintentionally popularized a multitude of racial epithets and the like kinda drove him crazy, and he ran off to Africa for awhile. Without Chappelle around, Comedy Central had to air an awkward last few eps without him, and then ended the show, replacing it with the far more racist Mind of Mencia, which then got replaced by the "holy fuck how did it get more racist than Mind of Mencia?" Chocolate News, which was thankfully quickly snuffed.

[–]zersch 5 points6 points ago

Much like Chris Rock and some of his great material, Dave grew to loathe a lot of what he did because white people were "laughing at his work for all the wrong reasons." He got to the point where he basically felt like he was soft shoeing for massa.

[–]LittleLarry 4 points5 points ago

I'm partial to the Prince/basketball/blouse skit.

[–]CoolCat90 2 points3 points ago

What about the "Niggar Family"

[–]scottkelly 14 points15 points ago

[–]ThagaSa 24 points25 points ago

How do I get a floating KFC bucket to follow me around? Would be such a delicious, convenient friend.

[–]DrizzX 20 points21 points ago

I guess you need two left hands like that kid in the gif.

[–]I_am_salad 6 points7 points ago

I thought he was doing the Ali-G hand gesture thing.

[–]90harper 7 points8 points ago

This isn't an Ali-G gesture, It's a "w" for westside. He even has a ring in the picture that appears to say "vestside".

[–]I_am_salad 3 points4 points ago

I'm non american white. This means nothing to me.

[–]grundlebuster 13 points14 points ago

so is ali-g

[–]DonPantalones[!] 3 points4 points ago

Made me think of this

[–]woprdotmil 107 points108 points ago

ah the internet, haven of the weak-in-real-life/internet-gangster crowd.

they fucked your mom, noob. why? because you're a faggot nigger beaner jew, of course.

edit: I'm being facetious. take away the chance of being punched in the mouth, and people become real assholes online.

[–]DirtyBojanglez 64 points65 points ago

[–]RedPhoenix122 21 points22 points ago

To be fair, many of them are assholes anyway.

[–]scottkelly 50 points51 points ago

I was called a faggot on BF3 the other day, but in fairness I've only ever sucked 2 dicks..

[–]learntofart 49 points50 points ago

I've been called a faggot on Minecraft, but to be fair I am a pretty sturdy bundle of sticks.

[–]scottkelly 7 points8 points ago

So it was fair comment, and we can all move on..

[–]Jeroknite 3 points4 points ago

I think you mean a stack of 64 sticks.

[–]Infinite_Insight 9 points10 points ago

Ain't nothin' gay 'bout suckin' a dick man.

[–]punkerdante182 4 points5 points ago

Dude you've never heard of Gabe's theory of the internet? http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19/

[–]pazzizlepants 26 points27 points ago

How do they know you're black?

[–]FormerAnimalLover 5 points6 points ago

Probably gamer pic.

[–]HammerwithaD 44 points45 points ago

Because of his ebonic tribe speak.

[–]MFchimichanga 14 points15 points ago

I was called a towel head once. I'm Hispanic.

[–]hopelives 9 points10 points ago

Someone once called me a "faggy twelve your old that needs to get back to your mommy." I'm a girl. My voice is a higher register than the typical male voice. Also, not gay (Straight ally, though).

[–]CullenJames 8 points9 points ago

Yeah, I had a guy say, "It sounds like your balls haven't dropped yet!" I responded with, "Well, that's a good thing, since I'm a girl and don't have balls." He didn't know what to say to that.

I gave up with XBL, though. The last time I spoke to strangers while playing a game was seven or eight years ago. I either got harassed (verbally or they'd make a point of trying to get me killed) OR they all of a sudden loved me because a girl just killed their friend on the other team. I met a great group of guys that way, but... meh. I just wanted to be one of the guys.

[–]NextName 9 points10 points ago

You're better off being a 12-year-old faggot than being told to get raped.

[–]TopAce6 20 points21 points ago

You know, I have been on xbox live since beta. I have had some friends on my list since launch day. (11/15/02)

I played with 2 of my better xbl friends for years before I learned they were black. This is interesting because I'm not politically correct....I hate on everyone ocaaionally...but do it equally. I don't remember why but one day my friends told me they were black, i asked then if I ever said anything to offend them, the answer was no. I told them I was suprised because I sometimes get in quite a joking mood, and really go to town doing voices or impersonations. To this date 8+ years later we are all good RL friends.

Edited to fix a misspelled word...

[–]stareattheart 34 points35 points ago

One guy kept calling me a nigger for one game (a newbie from COD I guess).

The funny thing is, I'm a small white girl.

[–]daleindaclub[S] 41 points42 points ago

It's like 4chan on the COD severs...

[–]progamer7100 28 points29 points ago

At least on 4chan you can sense that somewhere, very deep in those posters, is actual intelligence. XBL, not so much sadly.

[–]bacon_cake 5 points6 points ago

The sad thing is small white girls are equally as abused on Xbox live.

[–]Squeak_Squeakum 12 points13 points ago

Well, he thinks that's one word... Instead of four.

[–]Wakk94 6 points7 points ago

Don't let it get you down. Just report them and move on.

[–]Nateh8sYou 6 points7 points ago

As a fellow black gamer, I know that feel

[–]SexualHarasmentPanda 66 points67 points ago

Join the PC Gamer master race, where we ban children for talking too loudly on their mic.

[–]jrbcnchezbrg 55 points56 points ago

BRAVERY LEVEL: 11/10

[–]MarkOvdabeast 38 points39 points ago

Looking for this?

*(epileptics probably shouldn't click)

[–]pretzelguy1 3 points4 points ago

That was the funniest thing I have seen today. Hats off to you.

[–]jrbcnchezbrg 2 points3 points ago

I was! Gracias señor

[–]iceman78772 12 points13 points ago

I was playing CS:GO on Xbox and there was a kid just burping, moaning and breathing into his mic

-Yeah just let me plant this

-BRRHP HHHHHHH HEY DOES ANYBODY USE PISTOLS?

-...Ehh...Anyways--do you want this Deagle here?

-MMMMMMMM HEY DO YOU PLAY MINECRAFT?!

[–]pezdeath 12 points13 points ago

Try muting.

[–]CaptainFunyun 4 points5 points ago

I made the mistake of mentioning that I was Irish during a match in MW2 a few weeks ago...you better believe that this snot nosed little idiot started calling me a "paddy son of a whore" and that I should just choke on a potato and that my liver must be beggin' for mercy...the little bitch shut his stupid mouth after he saw my K/D ratio

[–]JoePurdy 4 points5 points ago

How do they know you're black?

[–]gtbaddy 4 points5 points ago

I'm white and I get called nigger online a lot also.

[–]Horatious 4 points5 points ago

My favorite thing to do when someone calls me a faggot over XBL, is to just go along with it and say that I fucked their dad. Then while he's trying to get over the sudden insult reversal I launch into a speech about how his father and I are in a loving and committed relationship and this isn't how we wanted him to find out.

Then I tell him that his father and I really think if he would just apply himself there is a really good hotel management track at the community college that I think would be just perfect.

Usually everyone takes my side at that point and the kid rage-quits after everyone starts making fun of his dad.

[–]ivanmarsh 14 points15 points ago

As a white gamer... so do I.

[–]CandyManJay 24 points25 points ago

Same here bro. Black Gamers Unite!!!

[–]RedPhalcon 28 points29 points ago

Dyslexic gamers untie!

[–]aqualung09 22 points23 points ago

ADD Gamers u...

[–]Pwnagez 38 points39 points ago

...nite! OCD gamers unite!

[–]jamstight 15 points16 points ago

Normal gamers just kind of keep gaming and shit!

[–]Pmonstah4 5 points6 points ago

ADH-kjcdbcnijkenioeklnd39idoknxksnm WEEEEEEEEJKNXJKSXNSXKLSANXSMXSXNWK what's that over there? WEEEEEEEEHOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEE!

[–]GannonWL 0 points1 point ago

is your name in reference to Ron Burgundy's jazz flute scene?

[–]Eat_a_Bullet 3 points4 points ago

One time, a self-proclaimed "Latino O.G." who sounded like he was 12 years old started berating me on XBL, utilizing racial slurs for white people. I let him go on for a few minutes, then pointed out that I'm not white. His response was "Well, you sound white." He then switched gears and started calling me an "Oreo" and various other euphemisms, despite the fact that I hadn't indicated what race I actually am.

How curious.

[–]evilpretzel 3 points4 points ago

I read that in Dave Chapelle's Voice.

[–]Nostosalgos 5 points6 points ago

As a gaymer (and apparently too lazy to type full words), people calling everyone a faggot used to really get under my skin too. I feel like I can understand what OP feels like... but then you realize that NOBODY knows who you are on the internet and therefore any insult that they could possibly throw your way holds literally no meaning at all. Now I contribute to the faggot calling, surprisingly. It's just a word and it's just a game. I know some people like to draw lots of meaning out of it, but really, why would you give a fuck? move on.

[–]punkerdante182 7 points8 points ago

As a gamer let me say I'm sorry.

[–]Jkid 0 points1 point ago

The sad truth is that it seems on Xbox Live you constantly hear abusive messages. While there are gamers that play fair and play nice, the few and growing abusive gamers are given a voice or power of sorts due to MS's perceived in action. It's so bad that some gamers think that in order to cope, you have feel join this culture of abuse.

I think it's sad.

[–]sassycunt 2 points3 points ago

good thing you're not a gay black girl.

avatars are a shit idea

[–]Nomad_forever 2 points3 points ago

Mute everyone but your friends. Problem solved. The anonymity associated with the internet allows people to be crude and malicious. You don't have to deal with it if you chose not to.

[–]Stiga 2 points3 points ago

When people are told they are not allowed to say a word it becomes the greatest curse word. If it wasn't such a taboo derogatory term I doubt you would here it so much. I'm sorry for you though, they are just saying what they think will sting the most. I doubt they really feel/live their lives with that type of attitude.

[–]OhTheHueManatee 2 points3 points ago

I play Red Dead all the time and I picked a black character to play just to see how many racist comments I get. WOW. Just wow. I don't have to be online for more than 5 minutes before I hear "Nigger" I don't even have to do anything to them. If I start playing against others the racism just gets way over the top (rarely ever creative though). One time a player said he was going to report me because I'm "black so must be playing on a stolen Xbox."

[–]nickbow 1 point2 points ago

You shoulda replied "Me ignorant? Ignorant Boogie Woogie Nigger is FOUR words, and 'Woogie' isn't actually a word."

[–]PMacLCA 2 points3 points ago

As a white gamer, I deal with the same exact thing.

[–]fezzuk 5 points6 points ago

and this is why using "nigger" "faggot" or "slut" online is just not funny, even if your being ironic, sarcasm does not translate online. if you want to say it face to face, fine the humor might translate but online it wont. so calm the fuck down and be more creative with you insults.

[–]Seanofthebread112 7 points8 points ago

That's because you're on Xbox Live.

[–]cullenburger 3 points4 points ago

I'm Black. Racism is no joke, but I found the Boogie Woogie part hilarious. I'm Black.

[–]LetsGoBohs 13 points14 points ago

Then stop being black!

[–]theMEEKwillRULE 29 points30 points ago

That's actually more possible than you trying to stop being ignorant.

[–]LetsGoBohs 1 point2 points ago

lol jk dude

[–]DEVi4TION 7 points8 points ago

Zing!

[–]download-donal 3 points4 points ago

i think everybody regardless of race gets stuff like this on a daily basis unfortunately, easiest and best thing to do in my opinion is mute everyone else pretty much right away.

this (apart from over priced rehashed games) is the reason i dont play 360 anymore

[–]FR05TB1T3 5 points6 points ago

I rarely ever get that shit.

[–]SSJAmes 4 points5 points ago

You must not be playing multiplayer games with your mic on then.

[–]malicart 1 point2 points ago

This really sucks, but I have questions.

How do they know you are black?

Doesn't every asshole on xbox call everyone else that all day long?