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[–]eb891 14 points15 points ago

I would figure the reddit explanation would be, "Does anyone else eat donuts?" or some racket.

[–]Bobxdd 7 points8 points ago

IamA: Donut. AMA

[–]MiniPease 2 points3 points ago

Wouldn't it be more fitting with: Here's a pic of my cat eating a donut?

[–]Apf4 2 points3 points ago

Am I the only one who eats donuts?

[–]ts759830 60 points61 points ago

HAHAHA WE ALL LIKE CATS THIS IS TOO FUNNY AHA

[–]GrandmasterSexay -2 points-1 points ago

DOGS ARE BETTER. DISCUSS BITCH ABOUT IT.

[–]marvin_sirius 31 points32 points ago

Should have at least made it donut related. "Here is a picture of my cat eating a bacon covered donut"?

[–]Cortez_thekiller 9 points10 points ago

But, no one has a bacon covered donut.

3, 2, 1...

[–]syd_crowe 14 points15 points ago

You need to take a trip to Portland. Voodoo Doughnut

[–]emailpostmaster 3 points4 points ago

Unfortunately VD has become quite the tourist trap (at least the downtown location). If all I want is 1 maple bar, and don't get me wrong, they are damn fabulous, but I have to weigh how much I want it versus the length of the line outside. VD needs an express window for people that know what they want and only want one donut.

</rant>

[–]EpicDonutsistaken 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, as a Portlandian, (Portlander?) I really agree. I just want a quick donut, and they have good ones. I don't want to check out all their cool stuff (but that donut coffin is awesome) and the tourist are annoying.

[–]emailpostmaster -1 points0 points ago

Portlander. Portlandians worship Portlandia in my opinion. 'Webfoot' I'd also acceptable if you grew up here in the 80s, I hear very few Oregonians describe themselves as webfeet though.

[–]NeedsToShutUp 0 points1 point ago

Fucking webfeet, I'm a beaver and I don't take kindly to duck words. Mother fucking beaver state.

[–]emailpostmaster 0 points1 point ago

Not a duck or beaver fan, I always used the term in reference to how much rain we get, but sure, we can make this about Oregon university rivalries...

So if ducks have webfeet, beavers have? I want to say hairy pelts but that does seem right or logical.

[–]NeedsToShutUp 1 point2 points ago

VD 2 my friend.

[–]emailpostmaster 0 points1 point ago

Is it downtown?

[–]NeedsToShutUp 1 point2 points ago

1501 N.E. Davis St.

[–]emailpostmaster 0 points1 point ago

Damn, east side is outside of my typical walkabout, but good to know, thanks!

[–]NyQuil012 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, VD definitely needs an express window. I hate it when I have to wait for VD, especially when there's all kinds of tourists getting VD. Sometimes, you know, you just get that itch, and the only thing for it is VD. It's like a burning sensation, and if you don't get some warm, gooey, sticky VD you just won't have a good time, know what I mean?

[–]Eyger 0 points1 point ago

One time i was in portland on business and walked all the way down town to get a donut from that place at like 2am, and it was closed for remodeling. SON OF A BITCH

[–]Potater757 4 points5 points ago

"Here is a picture of my atheist cat eating a bacon covered donut while we watch Doctor Who as we paint pictures of Obama defeating Mitt Romney at videogames as we get stoned out of our minds."

[–]NyQuil012 1 point2 points ago

Oh, so close, but I'm afraid the correct answer was "watching Ron Paul defeat Obama and Mitt Romney." No points this round

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[–]Jerky_McYellsalot 4 points5 points ago

You're making reddit look bad.

[–]abusque 14 points15 points ago

[–]specialservices 6 points7 points ago

"Reddit: Here's a picture someone else posted of a donut made by their gay autistic 3-year old son and his puppy, Bark Obama."

[–]Vivtek 17 points18 points ago

I dunno: there's the conflicted cousin from today: http://i.imgur.com/CGnDJ.jpg (nsfw)

[–]bravo_zulu 1 point2 points ago

Dammit I was gonna comment alluding to that post.

[–]TrueMilli 12 points13 points ago

4chan: Stick your dick in a Donut, it feels great. (No seriously, it does.)

[–]steviefin -1 points0 points ago

I know a lot of people say "I came here to say this" and as much as I hate saying this, I came here to say this.

[–]tllnbks 1 point2 points ago

If you had left off "here to say this.", you might have been better received.

[–]steviefin 1 point2 points ago

So like, cum donuts?

[–]dontcallitjelly 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, that you buy in a cum box.

[–]NyQuil012 -1 points0 points ago

Cream donuts.

[–]WolfgangSho 6 points7 points ago

IAMA donut eater AMA

[–]Swamptor 6 points7 points ago

I would put:

Reddit. *doughnut

[–]acranox 0 points1 point ago

I was hoping this would be the highest rated comment. Sadly, it has a long way to go.

[–]waxlion 1 point2 points ago

Taken from a scene of one of my favourite films, Henry fool: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U39sZgwSr_s

[–]mrdink064 1 point2 points ago

TIL OP who makes front page can still be dumb enough to get his comments voted below threshold

[–]Brutalitarian 2 points3 points ago

More like:

"I'm eating a donut [Fixed] (fixed)"

"I see your donut and raise you a slice of pie"

[–]Year2525 1 point2 points ago

No one got it because there's nothing to get. If you're going to "fix" something with a running joke about donuts, maybe try to include donuts in your joke. Crazy, right?

[–]TH1999 2 points3 points ago

Reddit: Here is a donut replica of the donut I ate yesterday.

[–]cheerstar2k 0 points1 point ago

I wish I could upvote this to infinity...

[–]Eagles3015 2 points3 points ago

No one has mentioned the post of donuts and boobs from the other day? Reddit loves dem boobs

[–]cheers-to-the-night 1 point2 points ago

This was my first thought.

[–]helpmesleep666 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure "Here is a picture of my cat" Works most places on the internet...

[–]diego91 2 points3 points ago

Reddit: IAmA Father whose son sodomized a doughnut with a toothbrush. AMA

[–]littleimp 1 point2 points ago

It's probably because you did a fucking terrible job.

[–]Forever-Independent 2 points3 points ago

Hahahahahahha lololol. No.

[–]corvett 1 point2 points ago

Here is a picture of my cat... Eating a doughnut.

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[–]corvett 0 points1 point ago

I didn't include the bacon. There's another of the exact same comment almost at the top anyway.

[–]ArtisanSpank 1 point2 points ago

4chan: Here's me holding three doughnuts and two cups of coffee.

[–]Derpenton 1 point2 points ago

It should say ...here is a donut on my cats face.

[–]spwmoni 0 points1 point ago

It's missing Tumblr: Check your donut-privilege

[–]FishWash 1 point2 points ago

It was better before the fix.

[–]DerekMikowski 0 points1 point ago

Reddit: Here's that same picture of me eating that same donut two days ago.

[–]Adamantoise 1 point2 points ago

"Here's a picture of my grandma with cerebral palsey eating donuts after she saved a basket of kittens from republicans"

Your picture doesn't need to be interesting if you can fake the title.

[–]the_kharma_bums 0 points1 point ago

Now listening to J-Dilla - Donuts.

[–]phreeck 0 points1 point ago

Nobody got it because it's stupid.

[–]COXIMUS 0 points1 point ago

Seriously... what's with all the damn cats?

[–]optifroculon 0 points1 point ago

Look at this gem I found on my donut, looks like a sprinkle

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

they did, but it just sucks

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

4Chan: Raped a dead kid.

[–]totalcarrboromove 0 points1 point ago

this board was actually created by a digital marketing firm called three ships media in Raleigh, NC. It's one of the very few times my hometown does something Internet notable

[–]churro89 0 points1 point ago

Why did this picture have to be Instagramed?

[–]boilover 0 points1 point ago

You didn't fix it because the G+ line was the punchline.

[–]HammerHill 0 points1 point ago

It's because nobody could read read your minuscule edit

[–]ghostface134 1 point2 points ago

[–]Damodaru 0 points1 point ago

It's a shame they didn't get it. Boy, are they missing out on a great joke!

[–]NiZhoni 0 points1 point ago

I find it funny that everyone downvotes the hell out of anything the author of this post says on these comments.

[–]109810 0 points1 point ago

They may not love you, but here, we all appreciate cats and people who like cats. Welcome home.

[–]piercetheveil2010 0 points1 point ago

well my friend and i have posted pictures of cats on reddit but no karma. what does a girl around here have to do to get some karma?

[–]kaiyotic 0 points1 point ago

seriously? i think you know the answer to that one.

[–]piercetheveil2010 0 points1 point ago

okay okay without having to go on gonewild. im a model and i already have to deal with people wanting to look at pictures of me so gonewild just isnt anything id like to do. anything else??? i need more karma! :D

[–]kaiyotic 0 points1 point ago

hehehe, hmmm good question then. Sorry for just pointing out the obvious. saying funny stuff could be a good start. usually that gets you some karma

[–]piercetheveil2010 0 points1 point ago

haha its okay. everyone has been saying i should go on gonewild. but i think im just going to try my cat again :D

[–]kaiyotic 0 points1 point ago

good luck with that.

[–]CriminalMacabre 0 points1 point ago

Here's a picture of my cat... eating a donut OM NOM NOM

[–]Dr_Bullschnitt 0 points1 point ago

4chan: I just fucked a donut

[–]iwatchyoupee 0 points1 point ago

Reddit some lady at the donut shop was wearing a knitted sweater with cats on it and gave me a stern look when I told her I was an atheist but YOLO so I got an apple fritter and smoked a blunt. Does anyone else like bacon? Half-Life 3. Le true story.