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Sweet! I fucking love Push-Pops! Wait... (imgur.com)

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[–]elegos513 140 points141 points ago

That is false advertising at its worst. It's not even macaroni; it's rotini. Fucking companies thinking they can pass off any pasta as macaroni.

[–]sgntpepper03 102 points103 points ago

I thought it was curly fries at first.

[–]Neltech 30 points31 points ago

holy fuck me too

[–]racoonpeople 10 points11 points ago

I thought it was poutine.

[–]sgntpepper03 5 points6 points ago

Had to google that. My god.

[–]SirNoName 11 points12 points ago

Its surprisingly good.

I'm american

[–]IndubENTably 9 points10 points ago

How is gravy, fries and cheese surprisingly good? I thought it sounded as good as it ended up tasting right out of the gate

[–]tony_miami 9 points10 points ago

Lets make a poutine push pop....make millions

[–]ohhimark108 3 points4 points ago

You've got the alliteration working for you.

[–]Mr_E 2 points3 points ago

OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD I JUST POOPED CHEESE CURDS FROM THE END OF MY PENIS.

[–]CptQuestionMark 0 points1 point ago

The gate? Are you from jax?

[–]atla -1 points0 points ago

I just realized...I've never heard poutine described as "gravy, fries, and cheese." I always heard it "...and cheese curds."

My region has gravy, fries, and cheese (mozzarella, mind). I'mma try that stuff the second I get home!

[–]Aconator 3 points4 points ago

Cheese curds are just very fresh, new cheese. You can approximate the poutine experience with any soft mild cheese like mozzarella or monterey jack. Honestly, though, it's not quite the same.

[–]ImAzura 2 points3 points ago

It's quite good with shredded mozzarella, but nothing beats cheese curd.

[–]Ronald_McFondlled 0 points1 point ago

yes, i have had it many times and can confirm how good it is.

source: i'm Canadian, we have it in basically every restaraunt. i think we may have even invented it. :)

[–]ThirdFloorGreg 4 points5 points ago

It was the Quebecois.

[–]heromediocretes 6 points7 points ago

Moving to Canada in 5...4...3...2...eh

[–]heromediocretes 0 points1 point ago

Didn't bother. Thanks for the head's up!

[–]Bokunoenpitsu 0 points1 point ago

As a Canadian :(

[–]lettheflowgo 0 points1 point ago

I'm patenting the first curly fries with ketchup push pop. I'm going to be soooooo rich.

[–]dnageiw 34 points35 points ago

"Macaroni" really just refers to the type of dough the pasta is made from, not the shape.

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 11 points12 points ago

Yep. The "traditional" macaroni that's typically in mac and cheese is just elbow macaroni.

[–]Joeliosis 5 points6 points ago

TIL

[–]thelbane 0 points1 point ago

I think I saw this product in one of the stores in Vice City.

[–]THEskinOFaROBOT 0 points1 point ago

I blame it on Yankee Doodle.

[–]miss-sawa 0 points1 point ago

Or maybe it's Fussili.

[–]rutterkin 0 points1 point ago

It's macaroni-flavoured rotini.

[–]acceptableusername 12 points13 points ago

Uncle Jim's Country Fillin'

[–]rt79w 39 points40 points ago

Look son, now I get to spend less time preparing food you and more time for 50 shades of grey.

[–]racoonpeople 37 points38 points ago

http://imgur.com/O661K

[–]feeblmynd 24 points25 points ago

wat.

[–]aldude3 15 points16 points ago

I.....I.........need to go ;_;

[–]cycofishhead 14 points15 points ago

I'll be in my bunk

[–]PapaPersian 8 points9 points ago

i just.... i just don't know what to say

[–]stb14808 7 points8 points ago

What have you done.

[–]samort7 10 points11 points ago

Why the fuck does Norway like Fairly Oddparents Porn so much?

[–]Bardlar 4 points5 points ago

Search anything dirty and Norway is near the top. I have no damn clue why, but it's messed up. I hope it's a fluke and there's just computers searching every possible search on Google all day long looking for answers to some government conspiracy... Or something like that.

[–]callmegibbs 5 points6 points ago

Well... was not expecting something like that.

[–]Bardlar 3 points4 points ago

That was quite unexpected! I was looking for a very different kind of reaction gif.

[–]lolwatdahek 3 points4 points ago

i didnt need a boner right now

[–]Ishkatar 1 point2 points ago

NSFW you bastard.

[–]luxordd -1 points0 points ago

NSFW. . .

[–]Hughtub -1 points0 points ago

I will always love seeing women open up a bathrobe to expose their naked bodies. It's my favorite way for them to strip, since the change is so immediate, and the reaction is so instinctive.

[–]amaterasu246 -3 points-2 points ago

nop nop nop nop SO much nope!

[–]RanksUrLawls 16 points17 points ago

75

[–]KennyLoggnsDngrZone 13 points14 points ago

Dammit, Tyrone...

[–]boilingsnow[S] 7 points8 points ago

He doesn't look any shade of grey....

[–]scartonbot 10 points11 points ago

I once saw these at a Dollar Store in Glen Burnie, MD (Marylanders won't be surprised) in the frozen food section. The also offered a scrambled egg version. The dumbest thing was that you had to thaw them before microwaving! Yeah...convenient!

[–]TesticleToe 0 points1 point ago

So... How were they?

[–]tanukihat 0 points1 point ago

NOVAer and I'm not surprised. Filthy rednecks.

[–]bromosexual 10 points11 points ago

They spelled inedible wrong

[–]ifeelstabby -1 points0 points ago

Nice one Mr Fancy Pants. Some of us don't eat caviar and lobster everyday

[–]limyu 7 points8 points ago

I thought it was a Churro push pop. God that'd be delicious.

[–]Wimpechu 2 points3 points ago

Omg I do want.

[–]lovelesschristine 12 points13 points ago

My ibs just gave me heartburn just looking at that.

[–]PattyCotty 24 points25 points ago

I would eat the fuck out of this.

[–]idothingssometimes 6 points7 points ago

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought this was revolutionary. It's got the portability of a sandwich, but with pasta. Now I can eat pasta anywhere!

[–]I_have_a_dog 5 points6 points ago

Get ready to have your mind blown:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1zQm7cHe6k&feature=channel&list=UL

[–]PattyCotty 2 points3 points ago

I feel as though I have to film myself eating noodles now.

[–]Bardlar 2 points3 points ago

And the potability of dog shit.

[–]Milhouse_is_a_meme 6 points7 points ago

I guess Princess Diana isn't dead after all..

[–]WeWalkAmongstYou 8 points9 points ago

That sounds AMAZING.

[–]theguyonthatshirt 5 points6 points ago

I'm pretty sure my dog wouldn't eat that.

[–]Forgetful_Rock 6 points7 points ago

SCRUMPADOOCHOUS!!!!

[–]Powermaurer 3 points4 points ago

*Not actually Scrumpadoochous.

[–]Forgetful_Rock 0 points1 point ago

CALCIUM

[–]Joeliosis 3 points4 points ago

Hershey Squirts... now in convenient push pop form.

[–]UndeadPirateLeChuck 3 points4 points ago

Food in a format to which I am not accustomed! WTF!

[–]tnsaidr -1 points0 points ago

Have some root beer my friend, it'd be good for ya

[–]bearodactylrak 5 points6 points ago

I'll eat my nutritionless slurry in pocket form, thankyouverymuch.

[–]sp00kyd00m 4 points5 points ago

gamer food. brilliant.

[–]silverwolf761 1 point2 points ago

it's been done

Seriously, how fucking lazy are gamers that they require their own variety of food that needs as little prep time as possible and virtually no motor-skills to consume?

[–]Woovie 2 points3 points ago

But no keyboard crumbs! No greasy fingers! Fuck that shit. I eat ribs and play GTA4 with a beer ready by my keyboard's side to get spilt. But I'm not a childish slob so I manage with a paper towel. I think this is made for those WoW addicts though. It's like doggie treats.

[–]heromediocretes 2 points3 points ago

Odd. I Dont play either of those games. I'm sure the battle you just orchestrated will be magnificent though.

I honestly appreciate your napkin skillz.

[–]Limekiller 2 points3 points ago

It's good they specify it's edible on the box. Otherwise I wouldn't be so sure.

[–]ademnus 2 points3 points ago

Its SO convenient, its not only portable and microwaveable, its also in the same state when you poop it as when you ate it!

[–]Artemus_Hackwell 0 points1 point ago

Yep! "Push and eat"...and push; maybe while grunting.

[–]wooogirl 3 points4 points ago

just push and eat...

[–]Trollface-Charizard 2 points3 points ago

Squeeze n swallow...

[–]butt_cuts_and_guts 1 point2 points ago

Again with fucking food posts ?! Fuck you OP this shit is not wtf. Go die in a fire then post that for karma.

[–]trance_addict 0 points1 point ago

This is the worst idea I've seen in a while.

[–]Ollie84 1 point2 points ago

Mom of the year on the packaging, teaching a healthy diet to her children.

[–]Nate01 1 point2 points ago

does it come in roast beef and mashed potatoes flavor?

[–]ogmuckalucka 1 point2 points ago

I literally just gagged...

[–]mrstonecutter 0 points1 point ago

Oh shit, I would totally get these, that's awesome.

[–]WuhanWTF 1 point2 points ago

That's not the kind of font you want to use to sell food items.

[–]ItsGotToMakeSense 1 point2 points ago

You're expecting the woman wearing a $500 suit to eat that?

[–]Elumako 0 points1 point ago

Come on!

[–]jmanpc 0 points1 point ago

Step aside, hot pockets. You have been underclassed.

Who thought that was possible?

[–]F7U24 1 point2 points ago

More like INEDIBLES! ...I'll escort myself out..

[–]iamaom 0 points1 point ago

Almost same product on Modern Marvels failed inventions.

[–]Woovie 0 points1 point ago

Clearly it's the same brand so, yeah. It IS the same product. Just a different food.

[–]one_big_tomato 0 points1 point ago

I might just be very high but that actually looks delicious

[–]naksidras 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw_1CIwwEIA

[–]AliasUndercover 0 points1 point ago

More preparation for the time when humans will live in generation ships.

[–]Wise_Broseph 0 points1 point ago

I like how it is IncrEdibles, because the first thing I would ask myself is: Is this really edible?

[–]martusfine 1 point2 points ago

Yes, Billy, use two hands when slurping...

[–]D-Rock-58 -1 points0 points ago

So, its basicly a wet noodle, that is also a cylinder of meat, thats covered in "sauce", that you lick/ suck. Not sure if Gusta.

[–]RawdogginRandos 1 point2 points ago

Oh my god I can't wait to fucking shotgun Mac n Cheese down my throat

[–]Ericarto24 0 points1 point ago

I believe that without these 2 words, 90% of these ideas would never be actually made. "why not?"

[–]Enni0015 0 points1 point ago

cracked: http://www.cracked.com/article_16556_15-images-you-wont-believe-arent-photoshopped.html

[–]ShaolinMasterKiller 0 points1 point ago

I almost just threw up

[–]TheUndeadHorde 0 points1 point ago

This isn't wtf at all.. It's weird, but nothing that hasn't been seen at your local carnival.

[–]worker_parasite 0 points1 point ago

For some reason, what alarms me the most about this, is that a well coifed lady in a suit is eating one of these fucking things on the package. It is literally a cardboard tube of noodles and beef.

[–]Serui 0 points1 point ago

Jesus camp advertisement

[–]fact_bears_eat_beets 0 points1 point ago

This is why you're fat, America. You're welcome.

[–]eeyore134 0 points1 point ago

I think they misspelled "Inedible".

[–]SpeedyTaco626 0 points1 point ago

Who let Paula Dean back in the kitchen??

[–]manweb4 0 points1 point ago

This looks so fucking good. I eat absolutely disgusting when im hungry. Kraft singles with BBQ sauce. Pickles with chocolate. Mmmmmm

[–]poke588 0 points1 point ago

oh that is so lazy, i want it

[–]JohnBON 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/uWsc4.gif

[–]How_Thoughtfull 0 points1 point ago

On paper this is good, but in my stomach it would be epic.

[–]TapDancinJesus 0 points1 point ago

If I ever do another /r/snackexchange, I know what my giftee is getting.

[–]awesomebbq 0 points1 point ago

That's... so awesome...

[–]typewriters305 0 points1 point ago

I would give anything for a gif of this being slowly push-popped out of the tube... through a picture of goatse.

[–]Randy_Rab 0 points1 point ago

Are people serious that they would actually eat that?

[–]manlord 1 point2 points ago

I had an idea for a similar product that I called the Feta Slammer. Same pushup mechanism, only it contained a cylinder of delicious feta cheese. The commercial would should dudes skateboarding or having fun on the beach with their Feta Slammer in hand, but it would also show white collar folks in some sort of meeting, eating their Feta Slammer while someone gives a Powerpoint presentation. Everyone loves Feta Slammers!

[–]Merfen 0 points1 point ago

This may be the most disgusting product I have ever seen come in a push pop.

[–]Sepulchural 0 points1 point ago

I don't think I want to eat that...

[–]Sokonomi 0 points1 point ago

A way to funnel fatty food into your gullet faster. Congratulations, America, you've shaved at least 10 years off the time left until total self destruct. ;)

[–]Xenonate 1 point2 points ago

WHERE CAN I GET THIS!

[–]MSCaptainMonkeyPants -1 points0 points ago

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

[–]Hawkonthehill 2 points3 points ago

I bet this burns your mouth worse than pizza rolls.

[–]fosiacat 1 point2 points ago

USA! USA! USA!

[–]xaelyn -1 points0 points ago

'MURIKA.

[–]stivkywhitsauce 0 points1 point ago

THIS... Where can I find this!

[–]maximae -1 points0 points ago

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ejqta6Jo1qkqkja.gif

[–]Milesaboveu 0 points1 point ago

America! Fuck Ya!

[–]mookdaruch -3 points-2 points ago

Fuck I need new underwhere

[–]lebidicus13 -3 points-2 points ago

ewwwww

[–]nextluther -4 points-3 points ago

Merica?

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