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[–]paradoxjc 257 points258 points ago

if you think 8 am is bad wait till you get the bitch slap from the real world

[–]logicallyillogical 32 points33 points ago

Add time to pack a lunch, eat breakfast, and a 45 min commute. That's the real world bitch slap.

[–]fiddlercrabs 8 points9 points ago

Or you can revolt against adulthood like me by rolling out if bed 30 minutes before the train arrives, not have enough time to even drink a glass of water, get dressed, grab a cereal bar, and get to the train station just in time to realize that every parking space is taken. Yay.

[–]GVP -1 points0 points ago

I have a 2.5 hour commute, but the transit here opens at 6. My 8:30AM exam was painful.

[–]Natalie_Claire 97 points98 points ago

Do any college students not remember having a 7:00am class in high school?

[–]lengau 17 points18 points ago

As someone who's gone through early classes in high school, early classes in college, and now getting up so I can leave for work by 6:15, any class before 9:30 in college was by far the most difficult for me.

[–]Whiteboard_Stalker 17 points18 points ago

My classes started at 8:30 in high school..

[–]AwesomGH 41 points42 points ago

My classes start at 7:10. And I get there at 6:45. I don't see why people are complaining about 8:00.

[–]ziper1221 40 points41 points ago

because booze

[–]leftwing_rightist 8 points9 points ago

My classes start at 7.50 but I HAVE to be there by 6.40 and goddammit if I'm not there with a smile and a quick joke.

[–]RainbowExorcist 3 points4 points ago

What?! I have to get up at 5:30!! School starts at 6:45 here :(

[–]unwanted_puppy 1 point2 points ago

where?

[–]RainbowExorcist 0 points1 point ago

Tennessee but that is as much as I'll say

[–]AwesomGH 0 points1 point ago

I have to get up at 5 because I live on a military base and my school is pretty far away.

[–]Boomyeah 2 points3 points ago

It's the torture of knowing no one is really making you go... and yet there you are. At 8 am. Still half a sleep and not sure why or how you got to this point in your life.

Side note- I have a 7 am pilates class for my KINE credit... worst decision I've ever made. Ever.

[–]PereCallahan 1 point2 points ago

Because college is A LOT different than high school. There are two factors at work here one is the fact that you have a choice to go and you know it, but in the end you have some how dragged yourself out of bed to wander across campus and sit in an hour or longer class still mostly asleep. The other is you probably didn't go to bed until 3 a.m. in the first place because you procrastinated all day (every college student does) and have a section of that very important project due at noon the day so you have to stay up to finish it.

[–]robotcat123 2 points3 points ago

I'm currently in high school. Bus picks me up at 7:30 and class starts at 8.

[–]crackodactyl 1 point2 points ago

Same here, it was fucking awesome. However I still managed to be late a fair amount of the time.

[–]LadleLadleGiraffe 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, without including the 25 minute extra help time in the morning before classes, I my classes started at 8:45

[–]trexchow 1 point2 points ago

Mine too. Where are these early bird classes? They sound horrific.

[–]GenkiElite 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, no shit.

[–]ClimbingC 29 points30 points ago

Wanting to say something similar, yet you managed to state it much more succinctly than I could!

[–]DarthSokka 20 points21 points ago

Well...that's a lot better statement than "came here to say this."

[–]The_Painted_Man 18 points19 points ago

[–]Damimon 3 points4 points ago

I was gonna say something similar too, as a dude who wakes up at 5 am to go to a restaurant job every morning, but then I saw all yous guys!

[–]MEINCOMP 5 points6 points ago

Upvote for difficult "s" word I've been trying to pronounce for quite sometime now.

[–]wlfbck 6 points7 points ago

It's funny that no one wants to get up at that time, but everyone has to because everyone else does.

[–]Doebino 6 points7 points ago

I work at 9am every day until 6pm. What's the real world?

[–]paradoxjc 1 point2 points ago

love that sketch

[–]iliketurtl3s 25 points26 points ago

TIL college is the fake world

[–]paradoxjc 5 points6 points ago

i like to believe that when drinking goes from partying to this day sucked your closer to hitting the real world

[–]simbunch 7 points8 points ago

Your sentence punctuations lacking it does

[–]Tatt-Brah 0 points1 point ago

yes, you're still contributing nothing to society

[–]Pookish 9 points10 points ago

Bitch slap from the "real world"? I get up at 6:00 am everyday, and don't get home from classes till about 7:00 pm (most days, Tuesdays it's later). Not to mention the homework, studying, clubs, work and volunteering I have to fit in there. I'd take the "real world" over going to college full time any day. Worked a standard 40 hour a week job this past summer, easiest shit I ever did in my life.

Didn't mean to offend anyone, I just hate when people think all college kids do is party, drink, and have a good time.

[–]yagmot 4 points5 points ago

I'm with you there. I used to live a normal "real world" life: wake up, go to work, come home, maybe go to the bar in the evening... Then I decided I should go to university at age 26. All these people who say "oh, you better get ready for the real world!" have no fucking clue. I'll take "real world" over job + uni any day.

[–]lordeddardstark 1 point2 points ago

I just hate when people think all college kids do is party, drink, and have a good time.

You're doing it wrong, son

[–]NYRican 0 points1 point ago

People are bitter about the shitty jobs they've ended up with because they chose to major in some rubbish rather than a legitimate, more difficult study. IE, a practical degree (usually not liberal arts)

[–]JConXtsy 0 points1 point ago

I agree somewhat. Been in the "real world" for ten years now. College was the worst and best times of my life. It's a time when you have the most friends and the best of times. You will also have some of your most stressful and difficult times.

However, there is beauty in having an impending finish that doesn't come with death. What makes the real world so shitty is not the difficulty of it. It's the overwhelming feeling of "this is it." You don't have a near future end to look forward to. You don't have summer vacation. One week of vacation does not reset you. It's just a tease.

Assuming I'm alive, you can ask me what i will be doing during any given weekday for the next thirty years, and if i say "working", i probably have a 99.9% chance of being right.

[–]neverendingninja 10 points11 points ago

Yea, this is kind of funny. I'm feeling old at the ripe age of 25 with my schedule consisting of me waking at 4:45 in the morning so I can make it to work at 6:30 and not getting off until 5:00...

[–]saltycheesenip 4 points5 points ago

Any day I work I have to get up at least 2 hours before work for my routine, so if I have to work at 6, gotta be up at 4. When I was in college (not that long ago) I could sleep 12 hours a night no problemo. Now I'm lucky if I can sleep past 7 without my brain going "Hey... you there... you're gunna fucking miss work you lazy cunt!" even on my days off.

[–]neverendingninja 1 point2 points ago

Same here

[–]5kToSelfDestruction 0 points1 point ago

yeah I wake up at 5:15 to workout before work. By 8'o'clock all the sleepies are long gone.

[–]Mikhial 3 points4 points ago

Meh. Getting up consistently early isn't a problem. Your body will get used to it pretty fast. It took me less than a week (and got rid of my insomnia). Waking up at 7 one day and 12 the next is a real bitch.

[–]ManCity 2 points3 points ago

The real world? I'm only in high school, but I have to get up at 6.

[–]jashlee 4 points5 points ago

Adult in the real world here, I wake up at 8:30AM

[–]yagmot 2 points3 points ago

What? in 14 years of full time, real world work, I don't think I've ever had a job that starts before 8am.

[–]Evilmaze 0 points1 point ago

It's horrible when you live two ours from your school and you don't have the money to move close or to dorms. I wake up at 5:00 am to get there on time. I take two buses and a hell of a subway train. I live in Toronto and I'm a student at Humber college (if any Canadians here know it). I literally move from east to west across Toronto.

[–]generic_0 0 points1 point ago

For the most part, work stops when you get home in the "real world", and so it's never very difficult to get to sleep at a reasonable hour.

[–]LtButterBiscuit 104 points105 points ago

Already, these Asian kids are starting to get into college ridiculously young.

[–]ScarlettTakesATumble 27 points28 points ago

You've got to get up PRETTY early in the morning to take over the world.

[–]calicojones 10 points11 points ago

Especially with rubber gloves on your feet.

[–]lcbug78 6 points7 points ago

me too, and it slowly evolved into my 9 am classes, and eventually my 10 am classes. Had to drop one at one point because waking up was worse than ripping off a bandaid from a hairy area

[–]adamw987 0 points1 point ago

I knew it was coming. Upvote to you.

[–]nexus_5 -1 points0 points ago

I am coming.

[–]thirt13n 64 points65 points ago

I start work at 230am. These "8am is too early" posts are starting to mock me.

[–]phanfare 14 points15 points ago

And I thought my 5am was bad....I feel ya man

[–]eekozoid 15 points16 points ago

Getting to work early is always nice. You have the opportunity to actually get things done, before the useless people show up and start wasting your time.

[–]yagmot 0 points1 point ago

Not for us IT folk. The only reason we're at work most of the time is to support those useless people. If I don't have any projects I'm working on, getting to work early would be a complete waste of perfectly good sleep time.

[–]ToastWiz 13 points14 points ago

Surely to you 2:30am isn't early, because you must have a different sleep cycle?

[–]Sir_Dimos 11 points12 points ago

Is this where I step in and say I have one noon shift, followed by a 4am shift, followed by a 2pm shift, followed by a 1pm shift, followed by a 6am shift?

What is this sleep 'cycle' you speak of?

[–]ToastWiz 0 points1 point ago

That is unfortunate, sounds rough.

[–]thirt13n 7 points8 points ago

yes, I work 21 days straight 10 hour days starting at 230am so the sleep cycle is different. But it is one hell of a transition after my week off.

[–]JakeCameraAction 12 points13 points ago

What do you do?

[–]thirt13n 4 points5 points ago

I cater for the Alberta oil sands. Up in the northern part working in camps.

[–]Idrathernotpickaname 1 point2 points ago

Yea, I know how that is. I work away from home 12-18 hrs a day, 7 days a week for usually 3 weeks. Although six+ weeks at a time isn't uncommon. But then I get 2-3 weeks off at a time. My first day or two home, other than taking my kids out somewhere fun, I just sleep.

Edit: stay in school!

[–]Catsfosho 7 points8 points ago

On the other side of things, a friend of mine from high school posted, and i quote, "This whole having a class at 10 AM thing isn't going to work out. Time to reschedule" I wanted to punch her in the ovary

[–]theleftrightnut 3 points4 points ago

I don't understand the joke. Someone explain to me.

[–]jakelegs 4 points5 points ago

Tiverty posted a picture of an egg beater. Above Tiverty's post, Catsfosho said, "I wanted to punch her in the ovary." That's the joke I got, anyway.

[–]theleftrightnut 1 point2 points ago

That's hilarious.

[–]AJ124 1 point2 points ago

Iknowthatfeel.jpg

[–]tarheel91 1 point2 points ago

I worked a week where I started at 12:00 AM. Weirdest feeling waking up at 10:30 PM.

[–]primatesandme 1 point2 points ago

What's your job? I was an assistant for field work and has 230/330AM starts. Awful.

[–]yagmot 0 points1 point ago

You don't start work early, you just start really late!

[–]nexus_5 -1 points0 points ago

It's five year mission...

[–]turnitup69 5 points6 points ago

try 6:45 am classes

[–]BunsTown 5 points6 points ago

That's how I look getting ready for my 10am job thing that I do. I suck.

[–]sawceski 16 points17 points ago

If people can't handle 8 am classes in college, how the hell did you even get through highschool? I have to be at the school by 7:45, and have since first grade, come on.

[–]duprass 4 points5 points ago

6:45am French 5 class my senior year of high school. I think my French got worse that year.

[–]sigint_bn -1 points0 points ago

What in the fucking fuck...

[–]Nyaos 4 points5 points ago

It's not that easy. I have class on TTh from 8am - 5pm. On MWF I have one class at 11. This means that in order to get 8 hours of sleep and allow 1 hour of prep, I need to go to bed at 11am on M and W night, and can go to bed at 2AM every other night. The variances in time waking up really fucks up my sleep schedule.

I'd go to bed earlier every night but all my friends hang out late.

[–]hitchcocklikedblonds 1 point2 points ago

I took earlybird classes in high school.

I had to be there at 7am.

[–]tarheel91 0 points1 point ago

My high school went from 9-2:40.

[–]cowtow 5 points6 points ago

That's a really short school day.

[–]yagmot -1 points0 points ago

I believe my HS started around 6:45. I remember that the morning bus pickup time was 5:22.

[–]Tatt-Brah -1 points0 points ago

showed up 45 mins late every day

[–]OlivettiFourtyFour 0 points1 point ago

By not being drunk.

[–]trampus1 12 points13 points ago

I love baby Ms. Swan

[–]DextrosKnight 2 points3 points ago

Came here to say this. I love you for beating me to it.

[–]trampus1 2 points3 points ago

I was kind of surprised nobody else noticed in 5 hours.

[–]RosscoP 2 points3 points ago

This is hilarious!!

[–]flangle1 3 points4 points ago

This is how we used to play 'Chimp'.

[–]Biggle 1 point2 points ago

8am? 730 here

[–]oddipus 3 points4 points ago

I'm so glad I'm not the only kid who wore rubber gloves on my feet as a kid.

[–]b0sw0rth 1 point2 points ago

Didn't you wake up earlier in high school?

[–]stepph 3 points4 points ago

try nursing school. my clinicals start at 630am :/

[–]no-strings-attached 1 point2 points ago

Why is that child wearing Ralph Lauren?

[–]rohirrim 1 point2 points ago

Why the fuck is that toddler wearing a $90 shirt?

[–]dearsirormaam 3 points4 points ago

[–]Var1abl3 10 points11 points ago

Wait until you graduate and work at Star Bucks. They open at 5:00AM....

[–]theleftrightnut 3 points4 points ago

Note to self: do not work at Starbucks.

[–]theaaronp 9 points10 points ago

I guess I'm the only one who reckons it's a bit wtf for a kid that age to be wearing Ralph Lauren. What's the point?

[–]ThugginPaul 7 points8 points ago

swag

[–]CaptainEskimo 8 points9 points ago

I wake up at 6am and work for 9 hours and there are people who have it much worse than me. Sorry you have to wake up before 10 to go sit in a chair.

[–]amberbmx 0 points1 point ago

8am? you have it so rough.

[–]d0n0v4n98 0 points1 point ago

You're an Asian toddler... I highly doubt this.

[–]igemoko 2 points3 points ago

I had a minor freakout because there is a picture of my cousin doing the exact same thing when she was little!

[–]frankbecerra 0 points1 point ago

Throw up on the chin...quite accurate.

[–]abrooks1125 2 points3 points ago

i love all the college freshman flooding reddit with 8 am complaints. welcome to the real world, jackass. except not really even.

[–]trexchow 2 points3 points ago

i'm in a suit and ready to go by 4:15 every morning.

sigh.

[–]gear7 2 points3 points ago

this repost is the repostiest of the reposts

[–]troioi 0 points1 point ago

the rice stuck to her face is a nice touch

[–]WildeCat96 2 points3 points ago

Still not accurate, her outfit matches. My pants never matched my shirt. And where is her baseball cap? I looked like shit when I made it to my 8am class.

[–]Sloppyjoe3116 0 points1 point ago

She looks like Ms. Swan off MAD TV lol

[–]99Faces 0 points1 point ago

wide awake and asian?

[–]palaxi 0 points1 point ago

Return this child from where you got it!

[–]YetiGuy 0 points1 point ago

"Okay okay i put it in" Miss Swan

[–]bernando2 2 points3 points ago

those are some weird condoms

[–]DracoOculus 0 points1 point ago

Dora the Explorer?

[–]djfl 0 points1 point ago

Miss Swan!

[–]mizzlematt 0 points1 point ago

ITT: I wake up earlier than you so I am better than you.

[–]Shaken_Earth 0 points1 point ago

I'm in high school and get on the bus at 7. Don't you dare complain to me about having an 8 AM class.

[–]jejt 0 points1 point ago

That's me, everyday

[–]bdude107 0 points1 point ago

My high school starts at 7... I have to get up at 6:00

[–]TakeItToTheTop24 0 points1 point ago

Waahhh Waaahhhhhh, I work every day at 7 AM and go to class after that

[–]TacoNinja223 0 points1 point ago

I have 6AM classes

[–]iwillmossonyou 0 points1 point ago

Fuck an 8am

[–]theturban 0 points1 point ago

Drunk baby pictures are my favorite. There must be a subreddit for these

[–]messar_oung 0 points1 point ago

Oh boo hoo. 8am class? My first class is at 7:30. 5 days a week. And I have a 90 mile commute to get there.

[–]SirPuffy 2 points3 points ago

Goddamn it! Why is everyone complaining about 8am!? I have to get up at 6 to go to high school all day! Want to switch?

[–]Serrated_Banana 0 points1 point ago

Baby Miss Swan?

[–]zovm 0 points1 point ago

Is this normal for college? I'm waking up at 5:30 for high school.

[–]Knomes101 0 points1 point ago

Grow up, school is nothing, wait till you have to get up at 539 in the real world. So no pity is felt an no fucks are given.

[–]Whyareyoufollowingme 0 points1 point ago

Why do you look like a baby at 8am?

[–]Amahoney77 0 points1 point ago

TIL OP is a confused 5-year-old Asian girl.

[–]Ricky_Bobby_yo 0 points1 point ago

Asian?

[–]Sneller1985 3 points4 points ago

Fuck you and your 8am class. Go home and nap at 930 when your class is over.

[–]Eversooner 2 points3 points ago

My 7 year old daughter gets up at 6:30 every school day and has no problem getting herself ready for school. Dad wakes up at 6:45 and gets lunch ready. She is at school no later than 7:20.

Sack up and be an adult. Lots of posts here of people with similar situations as mine. People who think college is getting you ready for the real world have a serious shock coming.

[–]The_Shoe_ 3 points4 points ago

Stop drinking until 2 in the morning and it won't be a problem.

[–]projektspartan 2 points3 points ago

You look Asian?

[–]fairweatherfoe 12 points13 points ago

What's wrong with looking Asian? I do it every day.

[–]hoodihar 3 points4 points ago

The leftover rice is what did it for me. lol

[–]plamb813 0 points1 point ago

I was starting to think I was the only one who saw that. I'm glad someone else can laugh at a stereotype.

[–]mookdaruch 2 points3 points ago

This is how every student at my school looks. Minus the gloves and double the asian.

[–]Backawayfromthecar 0 points1 point ago

Asian?

[–]pleiades9 0 points1 point ago

All these posts complaining about 8 AM classes completely miss the upshot - being fucking done at 11 AM and having the whole entire day to yourself. Enjoy it college kids. It ain't gonna last.

[–]phanfare 1 point2 points ago

That is similar to my 5am morning crew practice routine - I've learned to lay everything out before I go to sleep, minimize making a mistake...alarm still manages to confuse me every morning though

[–]BatmansNygma 1 point2 points ago

8am? Even my class starts before that, 7:20. You have it easy

[–]Daygus 1 point2 points ago

6:00am class GOML

[–]jewbixcubee 1 point2 points ago

She does better than I do on a monday

[–]Rahx3 1 point2 points ago

Her expression is so adorable.

[–]Big_lt 1 point2 points ago

Ah i would love 8 AM , try 5:45 daily

[–]AlienJunkie 1 point2 points ago

I can't imagine what getting up for a 7:30am 6 hour HS day was like anymore.

[–]drogasmahalo 1 point2 points ago

That child is too stoned to put clothes on by herself.

[–]Dunkelz 1 point2 points ago

Something is wrong with me. I traveled a good amount (to North Carolina for a week, then straight to Norway for a week, I live just north of Boston, MA) before coming out for classes to begin, and I think the combination of waking up at decent hours in Norway, with crazy long days of traveling have made me actually have a normal routine. Everyday this week I've had to get up at 7:30am or 8:00am, and every morning I've woken up 30 minutes before the time I set my alarm for. Completely rested, I try to go back to sleep for that extra 30 minutes, but I'm just not.......tired.

And then at night, by 12:00am or 12:30am I'm hanging out in my room on my bed, with my laptop, and I start dozing off.

It terrifies me.

[–]mhoff28 1 point2 points ago

8am class? I raise you to 7:15 my friends.

[–]businessoyster 1 point2 points ago

Hope you don't mind, but I'm x-posting this to /r/photoshopbattles

[–]salorsen 1 point2 points ago

Fabulous shot. I want that kid :-)

[–]rugbybro2 1 point2 points ago

Waking up for an 8 am gets a whole lot easier if you don't sleep till 12 on the weekends and go to bed earlier.

[–]LetThemEatCakeSC2 1 point2 points ago

Coffee is a hell of a drug.

[–]angel1573 1 point2 points ago

I have this to look forward to on Monday when classes start again. Woot?

[–]RyanTheTachyon 0 points1 point ago

I have a 7am class... on a Saturday.

[–]broncosrb26 0 points1 point ago

I thought cleaning the kitchen was a 9 AM class

[–]TheTurnbull 0 points1 point ago

Good for you, I wake up at 4:30am so I can go be a carpenter

[–]mod_m 1 point2 points ago

I laughed hysterically at this picture for a good 5 minutes. In RL time, that's like 30 whole seconds. And hysterically means I chuckled.

[–]BLUFALCON78 0 points1 point ago

I wish WORK started at 8. I'm up between 5-530 every day. Weekends included because I have a 2-year-old that thinks 6 am is a sleep in!

[–]Slendurmanz 0 points1 point ago

I have to get up at 5am ._.

[–]MedianProphet 1 point2 points ago

This is all I could think of after reading all these posts. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo

[–]dutchessgummibuns 0 points1 point ago

This is how I look getting ready for my 11:30 AM class. I'm not quite sure how I survived getting up at six in the morning for high school.

[–]terminally_confused -1 points0 points ago

welcome to a taste of real life muthafukka

[–]Tatt-Brah 0 points1 point ago

damn son i work at 7 am, 6 days a week. manual labour for 10 hours. you got it good

[–]wagedomain 0 points1 point ago

In high school I had to be at school at 6:15 for "Zero Hour" which was marching band practice.

In college I had to be at work (computer labs) by 5:45 so that absolutely no one could use the labs until around 9 or 10AM.

Now at work, I have to be up at 6 to beat the morning commute or else I have to sit in traffic for two hours.

Shut the fuck up lazy college students, your life is dreamily easy.

[–]SNbadass 0 points1 point ago

Try joining the navy. Now I'm off to bed to wake up for 0300 pt.

[–]mrpopenfresh 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ

I hope you don't live on campus.

[–]BRXZ -1 points0 points ago

Asian dora?

[–]railroadspike 0 points1 point ago

Why is this not a meme already? Drunken Dora! Someone make it happen.

[–]Vecoronado 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why people are complaining. That's later than high school starts.

[–]djm1st 0 points1 point ago

I find it funny that everyone is complaining about 8am classes... when in High school you start class almost the same time anyway, sometimes earlier...

[–]-3k- 0 points1 point ago

You poor thing... You don't have to torture yourself by getting up 8am, just skip it and wake up 5:30-6:00am for your lifetime of minimum wage job!

[–]moeloubani 0 points1 point ago

start your own business you can sleep when youre tired and then you just wake up when youre done sleeping

[–]fairlysane 1 point2 points ago

Buddy wait until you have to wake up early enough every day for a six am job and a 45 min walk before that. I used to think 8am class was bad too.

[–]Jcmac111 0 points1 point ago

I guess you don't realize that middle schoolers now are waking up at 5:00am getting ready for school. I would know. I have to wake up tomorrow at 5:00am. I'm 14.

[–]Cloudfenrir94 1 point2 points ago

"Well fuck, time to go explorin, where the fuck is that stupid monkey?"

[–]mellooo 1 point2 points ago

This is great

[–]Denivire 0 points1 point ago

I just go to bed at 8 AM because of graveyard shift.
The money's decent, but the lack of a healthy social life sucks.

[–]DaltonSezHi 0 points1 point ago

Hah. Middle School, get up at 6:00 AM, shower, on bus by 6:45-50, Classes at 7:40.

You old folks have a hard time, huh? :3

[–]Ghostfacefza 0 points1 point ago

7:45 am class + two hour commute to school.... I have to be up by at least 4:30... IT'S STILL DARK THEN!

[–]tadmau5 0 points1 point ago

You are actually bitching about having to be at class at EIGHT? When you most likely live on campus? Wow

[–]images-ofbrokenlight 0 points1 point ago

Cry me a river. I have to get up at 4:30am to get to my 6:30 am class...which isn't over until 3 or 4pm.

I would love to get ready for an 8 am that will probably only be an hour long!

[–]Lisemarie87 1 point2 points ago

Can I just say that I love kids putting random things on their feet. It makes me laugh.

[–]kenetha65 0 points1 point ago

OMG I wish I could just go to class and not have to work 70 hours a week. At night.

[–]2withyoda 0 points1 point ago

Bitch please, I got a 0 period band class at 7 am.

[–]blue_reddit_alien 1 point2 points ago

holy fuck, this is like asian dora

[–]mindsfa 0 points1 point ago

"Oh my god one 8am class a week" you "shut the fuck up!" me

[–]chrissylee89 0 points1 point ago

Try this; up at 4am, out the door at 6. Walk 20 minutes to daughters daycare, cross street to bus stop, get downtown at 6:50. Wait until 7:10, catch express bus, ride for an hour. Transfer again to on call, ride for ten minutes, arrive at school with ten minutes to spare (class starts at 8:30)

[–]Avatar1909 0 points1 point ago

8AM class? Are you going to grade school or something? Kindergarten, perhaps? Maybe it's just me but doesn't high school usually start at 7AM?

[–]NYRican 0 points1 point ago

I very much doubt you look that adorable.