Fucking hot pockets!

SupermanV2 · 2012-09-05T16:23:31+00:00

I would not recommend fucking hot pockets. Try warm pockets.

Grimfur · 2012-09-05T16:27:56+00:00

Molten cheese pepperoni lava destroying your mouth and life in one bite.

McLovin804 · 2012-09-05T16:16:21+00:00

Original? I would like to know what is under the hotpocket...

gary88 · 2012-09-05T16:55:35+00:00

I've never eaten a hot pocket then afterwards said "I'm glad I ate that".

relevant_rule34 · 2012-09-05T16:57:10+00:00

This is a screenshot from a pornographic video of a man fucking a hot pocket - NSFW

source video: here - NSFW

grimguitar · 2012-09-05T16:30:14+00:00

The snake cries out to the hot pocket gods, hoping for some kind of relief. Little does he know that this is how they get their kicks.

MickeyRooneyy · 2012-09-05T17:30:05+00:00

Don't you hate it when you bite in a hot pocket and water pours out?

hughtankman · 2012-09-05T17:13:50+00:00

Always scutching fucking hot on the outsides and still slightly frozen in the middle. Fucking hot pockets.

scharpfuzz · 2012-09-05T17:24:33+00:00

He's going to be moving slow if has that hot pocket for dinner.

Pladask · 2012-09-05T18:05:53+00:00

I removed the water.

OdoyleStillRules · 2012-09-05T16:19:56+00:00

Come here hoping for a way to save money on a fleshlight. I am disappoint.

panflip · 2012-09-05T16:31:46+00:00

I've never seen these in Australia :(

Almosttheguy · 2012-09-05T17:17:58+00:00

I can feel the pain...

whiskeyonsunday · 2012-09-05T17:20:00+00:00

And somehow the inside manages to be freezing cold.

Eminiel · 2012-09-05T17:26:10+00:00

Oh god yes.

empw · 2012-09-05T17:28:27+00:00

OC! You go OP, you go.

killington86 · 2012-09-05T17:30:27+00:00

I don't think a gif has ever made me laugh this hard, ever. Thank you.

kidbuu42 · 2012-09-05T17:46:43+00:00

ide react that way too if my hot pocket had water in it.

allantd · 2012-09-05T17:48:58+00:00

You may be super, but I'm the hot one.

RBeck · 2012-09-05T17:49:04+00:00

Thread title is was very misleading!

/s

Qquuiinnoonneess · 2012-09-05T17:52:14+00:00

Your hot pocket's leaking

mystikarts · 2012-09-05T17:55:11+00:00

Nice try HotPockets advertising execs.

richard_photograph · 2012-09-05T17:56:00+00:00

totinos pizza rolls.

buzzle- · 2012-09-05T17:59:51+00:00

That snake's not going to be able to taste anything for weeks.

CurrentlyTrollingYou · 2012-09-05T18:00:16+00:00

I stopped eating hot pockets because they are SO DAMN HOT.

bbbaseball3 · 2012-09-05T18:01:04+00:00

THIS. I was waiting for someone to realize he was in pain and not LAUGHING!

sequeezer · 2012-09-05T18:01:25+00:00

They were cancelled in Germany, fucking miss them :'(

nirgle · 2012-09-05T18:02:12+00:00

Where is the Society for the Ethical Treatment of Animated Gifs... this is getting crazy. Craaazy.

shiny0987 · 2012-09-05T18:04:27+00:00

I used to poke holes in em. I found that it cooled them down much faster.

heartbeat07 · 2012-09-05T18:05:34+00:00

I really hope this catches on

oangbsite · 2012-09-05T18:05:34+00:00

You really shouldn't fuck your Hot Pockets. You should just eat them.

zcc0nonA · 2012-09-05T18:06:01+00:00

What I've learned about hot pockets from slowing down and trying to enjoy the taste of them

ivenoideawhat · 2012-09-05T18:06:01+00:00

This is one of the least funny forced memes Reddit has produced.

theislandking · 2012-09-05T18:06:24+00:00

Anyone else feel bad for the poor thing

Pak-O · 2012-09-05T18:07:09+00:00

Hot pockets will forever remind me of the time it made me violently ill and puking hot pocket vomit all over a restroom sink at my local mall.

I_Will_Explain_It · 2012-09-05T18:07:18+00:00

The hotpocket was originally a water balloon that the snake bit, but someone photoshopped the hot pocket in there, playing on the opinion that hotpockets are ridiculously overheated when you first bite into them.

LoneWave · 2012-09-05T18:08:43+00:00

i love this meme

mackslc · 2012-09-05T18:10:26+00:00

fucking hot pockets ! how do they work?

gabriel11798 · 2012-09-05T18:12:22+00:00

Water..... water came out of the fucking thing....

recoverelapse · 2012-09-05T18:13:32+00:00

Hot pockets' edges are always as hot as a million burning suns but the middle stays fucking frozen.

FlyingHotPocket · 2012-09-05T18:16:07+00:00

TIL I'm invincible.

zephyrnovae · 2012-09-05T18:17:57+00:00

Hotpockets exist in only two temperatures: frozen and LAVA!!

RheagarTargaryen · 2012-09-05T18:18:08+00:00

A few nights ago, I got a second degree burns on my chin and arm from some totinos pizza rolls my roommate made.

Tim1907 · 2012-09-05T18:18:37+00:00

It's from a CBBC (children's version of BBC) show called Deadly 60.

Source: I watch it, mainly because Steve gets excited so much with the animals.

mookstar1 · 2012-09-05T16:59:56+00:00

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! But seriously, they are hot. That's no laughing matter.

andrewsmith1986 · 2012-09-05T16:29:10+00:00

This may be the best fixed post ever.

Thank you to whoever made it.

jaygibby22 · 2012-09-05T17:28:19+00:00

Hot Pocket!!

mbrady · 2012-09-05T17:42:20+00:00

Insert Jim Gaffigan joke here

bfogarty27 · 2012-09-05T17:51:19+00:00

3rd time this gif has hit the front page in a day. enough yet?

InsertAliasHere · 2012-09-05T17:53:04+00:00

"Will it burn my mouth?"

"It will destroy your mouth" -Jim Gaffigan

MuzzEmil · 2012-09-05T18:03:40+00:00

ctrl+f jim gaffigan

You guys could have done better..

n1nj4_v5_p1r4t3 · 2012-09-05T16:31:54+00:00

lol, nice man. very effective.

StewieBanana · 2012-09-05T17:19:05+00:00

Fucking n00b let the inside spill out.

funny

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