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[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 104 points105 points ago

They have nice teeth.

[–]Solomaxwell6 29 points30 points ago

The ones in the back and the left especially have nice Africa faces.

[–]destiny24 24 points25 points ago

[–]InaccurateStatement 0 points1 point ago

That they do.

[–]mellooo 1 point2 points ago

Dat username ...

[–]Jawski -1 points0 points ago

The middle one has even better hair

[–]7hel4u9h1n9m4n -1 points0 points ago

Of course "they" do.

[–]getchar 15 points16 points ago

I like how they all look so helpful and giving. Like they really want to make sure you have a better day by telling you to fuck off.

[–]ChaoticGood_Guy_Greg 39 points40 points ago

In my head I imagine they're all singing "fuck you" like a barbershop quartet.

[–]iltalldude 9 points10 points ago

We need that barbershop novelty in here.

[–]sargeas 2 points3 points ago

In mmy head, i pictured a diglett and then a dugtrio and then another diglett

[–]syflox 0 points1 point ago

[–]Dem0n5 70 points71 points ago

Quadruplets! Makes this GIF 4x as awesome.

[–]coolstorybroham 99 points100 points ago

These comments suck.

[–]kentrel 6 points7 points ago

Yes. Such a fun well executed gif. Made me smile. Comments made me facepalm.

It's almost like the people in the gif have heard some of the lame racist observations here before and are welcoming them in the appropriate fashion.

[–]raping_horsefucker66 27 points28 points ago

Your comment isn't making it any better.

[–]delurkrelurker 37 points38 points ago

I disagree. Before I read coolstorybroham's insightful comment I was unable to form an opinion of my own. His intellectual prowess and succinct statement has crystallised my thoughts entirely.

[–]Schnaars 25 points26 points ago

I have never been flipped off by a more happier group of kids!

[–]USFBUlls13 167 points168 points ago

You can tell it's the same person 4 times because all 4 are black

[–]gulpeg 52 points53 points ago

Initially I thought the first one was a girl.. And kinda cute

[–]The_Magnificent 73 points74 points ago

And then you realized you're gay.

[–]mrdoink20 24 points25 points ago

That's where you're all wrong, they are all girls.

[–]Thinks_Too_Logically 19 points20 points ago

Named Marcus.

[–]UncleTedGenneric 16 points17 points ago

Ya see, white guys have names like Lenny, while black guys have names like Karl.

[–]VampeQ 10 points11 points ago

At least not named Tyrone. Because apparently Tyrone can't get it together.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 6 points7 points ago

ಠ◡ಠ

[–]mrdoink20 2 points3 points ago

I knew you'd like this you cheeky bastard. You still haven't made any t-shirts with CRTL_ALT_RAPE on them.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 0 points1 point ago

I hereby grant mrdoink20 permission to make as many CTRL_ALT_RAPE t-shirts as he pleases.

[–]mrdoink20 4 points5 points ago

ಠ◡ಠ

[–]CallsOutIdiots 14 points15 points ago

It's not a girl? I've gone back and watched it a few more times and it still looks like a girl.

[–]McBurger 2 points3 points ago

low cut shirt and everything

[–]dangerous_beans 3 points4 points ago

I'm pretty sure it is a girl. Looks like she has her hair wrapped.

[–]unholymackerel 26 points27 points ago

just cause she's black does not mean she is a wrapper

[–]codychro 0 points1 point ago

A lot of those people can't wrap.

[–]Nekomii 1 point2 points ago

I still think the first one's a girl.

[–]kentrel -1 points0 points ago

[–]tilIAMAlama -1 points0 points ago

Wish I had more downvotes to give you, sir.

[–]Jonnays 6 points7 points ago

Dat forehead.

[–]rushadee 25 points26 points ago

This shall be my new go fuck yourself gif.

[–]SplintPunchbeef 4 points5 points ago

I watched this gif like 30 times because the completely synchronous motion of the last two was mesmerizing.

It's almost unnatural how in synch they are.

[–]LowSociety 10 points11 points ago

I don't know but 3/4 of me want to look up.

[–]Yoloswaggerhound 41 points42 points ago

I think it's 3/5

[–]majikjohnson 14 points15 points ago

taking it back to 1787

[–]LowSociety -1 points0 points ago

Why don't I understand this comment?

[–]abcd_z 1 point2 points ago

It's a reference to the Three-Fifths Compromise.

Oddly enough, I learned about it through Reddit and not through my high school history classes.

[–]LowSociety 1 point2 points ago

Oh, that's pretty clever then. I blame my ignorance on being Swedish.

[–]aggykryss 7 points8 points ago

The kid on the left and the center made me happy... They were just barely containing their laughter.

I mean... ::shakes fist:: Darn foul-fingered kids... Flippin those birdies... Get offa mah lahn!!!

[–]dancesformoney 9 points10 points ago

Kage bunshin no jutsu!

[–]ThatWasTaken 21 points22 points ago

"Things 4chan would say" and... go!

[–]SBecker30 105 points106 points ago

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[–]fubish 22 points23 points ago

Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

[–]respite 13 points14 points ago

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meetrandom ppl like me _... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~

[–]pakattak 6 points7 points ago

Every time I see this copy pasta I cringe because I knew about ten different goth girls in high school with the exact same personality.

[–]cantbsrs 0 points1 point ago

meh. almost. better luck next time sir

[–]panther55901 4 points5 points ago

They're all just skyping their "dad".

[–]kilIerT0FU -1 points0 points ago

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now

[–]unusedalias -1 points0 points ago

Someone rustled your jimmies.

[–]mahh_nigga 12 points13 points ago

HOLY SHIT I KNOW THEM!!! THEY LIVE IN MY BUILDING IN THE BRONX!!

edit: OP do you have the source?

[–]stabsthedrama 14 points15 points ago

I know them too! They live in my building in Seattle!

OP: Source please!

[–]Nabeshin82 16 points17 points ago

I know them too! They live in my igloo in Alaska! OP: Source please!

[–]JesusChrist5 0 points1 point ago

Actually, they do live in Seattle. The one on the right is named Kelvin.

[–]yeahigetthatalot 0 points1 point ago

Which part!?? North? Or...

[–]JesusChrist5 0 points1 point ago

No, no they don't.

[–]ScarlettTakesATumble -4 points-3 points ago

So, they're "yahh_niggahz"?

[–]noname-_- 8 points9 points ago

It's funny how this gif nicely preempts all the racist comments in this thread.

[–]NoBear 0 points1 point ago

Why is that front kid's hand green...?

[–]messypanda 6 points7 points ago

Quick! Someone make an upvote gif from this.

[–]RogueNine 0 points1 point ago

Don't fuck with the Huxtables.

[–]my_mum_is_my_uncle 1 point2 points ago

Hahahahahahaha.. black people

[–]ichyotsohaia -1 points0 points ago

iknorite. always causing mischief ><

[–]455face -1 points0 points ago

jigga BOO!

[–]mr_mooj 1 point2 points ago

The spawn of this guy.

[–]RyanRaygun 0 points1 point ago

Multiplicity was a great movie.

[–]Goldiie 1 point2 points ago

I watched this 20 times over again just to look at the eyebrowes of the guy to the left.

[–]comrh 3 points4 points ago

[–]matthewalan8 0 points1 point ago

That's a lot of teeth.

[–]MarkEffed 0 points1 point ago

Young Don Cheadle?

[–]obvnotlupus 2 points3 points ago

impeccable timing

[–]rmulv12 -2 points-1 points ago

I thought they were all the same person at first.

[–]DTX120 0 points1 point ago

Isn't this just a reaction gif?

[–]axehomeless 0 points1 point ago

perfect addition for the reactiongif archive!

[–]JesusChrist5 0 points1 point ago

I know the guy on the right. Weird...

[–]NATHANIELDEEE 1 point2 points ago

When I saw this I imagined a barber shop quartet singing "fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you"

[–]gflipxd 0 points1 point ago

The kid on the way left looks like Magic Johnson.

[–]crazydaze 1 point2 points ago

Barbershop quartet?

[–]Sturberman 0 points1 point ago

Oh yes. They need to be one.

[–]KTL175 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else watch it 4 times to see everyone?

[–]fikirte 0 points1 point ago

The funniest thing I've seen all day.

[–]drmrsanta -1 points0 points ago

Nobody cares Apostolate.

[–]flamepanda 0 points1 point ago

MAKE ANOTHER INE WITH EVEN MORE PEOPLE THAT WOULD BE EVEN MORE AWESOME

[–]ThatOtherGai -1 points0 points ago

Reminds me of my boss trying to convert everyone to Apple.

Edit: Ah shit wrong thread.

[–]GrandpaSmuggler 0 points1 point ago

That's a deep V...

[–]howcleverismyname 0 points1 point ago

I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure they're saying Fuck you. Just one guy's interpretation.

[–]Aquard 0 points1 point ago

You'd be surprised how many people don't know what the middle finger means. Some think it's just a sign of disrespect, like a cold shoulder.

My younger cousin thinks it means "Faggot".

While I was growing up, it either meant "Fuck you!", or "Fuck you, bitch!", depending on who I was around.

[–]UnknownArchive -1 points0 points ago

Came to this thread expecting funny racist jokes and people whining about funny racist jokes. Was not disappointed.

[–]I_Literally_EatBears 0 points1 point ago

Can someone make it so there is a downvote arrow instead of his finger? I have enough "here's an upvote" gif's but no "your opinion is bad and you should feel bad" gifs.

It would be much appreciated.

[–]elgreg_ory -1 points0 points ago

Why are these poor children so dirty

[–]SHEISA_MINNELLI 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to keep this and use it the next time I want to tell someone to fuck off to the fourth power.

[–]Skywatermelon 0 points1 point ago

Is the guy in the background and the guy on the left the same person or just wearing similar clothes ?

[–]CONNORsaur -1 points0 points ago

Too bad theyre all 10. They got grounded for this.

[–]thyfearfulsymmetry 0 points1 point ago

This is my new "I'm too lazy to finish this argument so fuck you." .gif. THANK YOU!

[–]WrinklyPenny 0 points1 point ago

is that p.k. subban on the right side?

[–]Eikko 0 points1 point ago

The best part is that I was listening to this song when I clicked it.

[–]samu2121 -1 points0 points ago

Commenting this is dangerous

[–]C4p0tts -1 points0 points ago

I hope they all dont buy skittles after this

[–]suppermick -1 points0 points ago

Man that girl has some weird ass hair.

[–]lepelsteeltje 0 points1 point ago

You guys, remember what Mr Bean learned us! http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/3535366_o.gif

See, they're just saying hello!

[–]knagel74 0 points1 point ago

I got 3 other Ronald's so I could flip you off more at the same time

[–]parallelamm 0 points1 point ago

They all have amazing teeth... Dentist Ad? =D

[–]severedfinger 0 points1 point ago

they just got done humping all the furniture.

[–]TodayWillBeMyCakeDay 0 points1 point ago

that's a pho phuc lai

[–]bkroc 0 points1 point ago

good one

[–]dirtyneighbor 0 points1 point ago

I feel a new meme coming on..

[–]darthbone 0 points1 point ago

The fuck is with the hair?

[–]OldPeopleHateMe 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or is the first kids head huge?

[–]samusapint 0 points1 point ago

What?... diglett is evolving... dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum ding. congratulations. your diglett evolved into a dugtrio!

[–]FoxBattalion79 0 points1 point ago

I know I will see this later. There are no less than 15 of you saving this gif right now.

[–]ropers 0 points1 point ago

That's an excellent gif to troll some white supremacists with.

[–]FineFuse 0 points1 point ago

This is going somewhere for when the time is right places in bag discreetly

[–]Tawnik 0 points1 point ago

am i the only one bothered that the kid on the left did not flip us off the same as the other 3 did? he is the only one with his hand sideways... unprofessional

[–]ryfe12 0 points1 point ago

Damn they're fast...

[–]YOU_TOOK_MY_USERNAME 0 points1 point ago

Yeaaaa...the guy on the left was throwing up GD

[–]whydontya 0 points1 point ago

this is why you never get them wet and NEVER feed them after midnight

[–]AFewSecondsAgoDouche 0 points1 point ago

Spoiler: They're burglars

[–]lithol50 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who noticed the kid from Everybody Hates Chris in the back?

[–]kingmoper 0 points1 point ago

4 nigletts!..oops sorry I meant digletts.

[–]jdubd 0 points1 point ago

I told them not to get it wet! Please don't feed them after midnight.

[–]makandcheeze -1 points0 points ago

[–]EtherStar 1 point2 points ago

When I first came to Reddit I was disappointed that the top comments of content featuring black or Asian people were invariably racist jokes. I've found, of late, this hasn't been so. As such, that the top comments here are all about them being black is discouraging.

[–]bigmac49 0 points1 point ago

I wonder how many people they scare just cause they're black and quadruplets

[–]sweetgreggo 1 point2 points ago

Is that... hair?

[–]DooDooBrownz -1 points0 points ago

thaaat my wallet is gone and there is a mangled u lock where my bike used to be?

[–]jessicahonig -2 points-1 points ago

They could be the blackstreet boys.

[–]razorbit -4 points-3 points ago

I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

[–]aggykryss 0 points1 point ago

Then maybe you should post it in /r/ImGoingToHellForThis instead of exposing all of us to your racism and poor math skills.

[–]razorbit -1 points0 points ago

Forgive me for my lack of decency and thank you for helping me

understand the errors of my ways. I wish I

could just take this post back and

keep my dignity but it's too late for that now.

You've reminded me that I have much to learn about the

other people in this world and how I can respect all of them.

Ultimately I would like to become a better person.

[–]metalmike187 -2 points-1 points ago

Dear god! They're multiplying!

[–]TheInternetPredator -2 points-1 points ago

Apparently the three of them were inside her, this will be an episode of Maury.

[–]DroneMan11 1 point2 points ago

Thats a her?

[–]deadmeatpete 0 points1 point ago

[–]AATroop 0 points1 point ago

Oh... I honestly could not tell. In fact, I'm still not sure.

[–]Delicious_Nipples 0 points1 point ago

im still pretty sure it's a dude. with really ugly hair.

[–]Powerbiohazard -1 points0 points ago

Blackception

[–]Splittingtail -3 points-2 points ago

Whoa are we being robbed?

[–]dcss -3 points-2 points ago

I had to watch this about 8 times to tell if they were different people or not.

[–]theguywholosesthings 0 points1 point ago

They're like the Jackson 5 of rude gestures.

[–]StewieBanana -1 points0 points ago

The guy on the left is the most gangsta because he did the thing sideways.

[–]dncrmt -1 points0 points ago

A WILD DUGTRIO APPEARS

[–]xXWaspXx -1 points0 points ago

Beat me to it by 8 minutes, bravo.

[–]AccordFlex -3 points-2 points ago

They look like a bunch of diglets

[–]ima_twerp -2 points-1 points ago

And four nigfucks were given that day.

[–]Fruun -4 points-3 points ago

black.

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[–]Zachary9 3 points4 points ago

You could find that forehead from a mile away...

[–]jamie1051 0 points1 point ago

Lmfao!

[–]UhWellThatsNotGood -3 points-2 points ago

Not sure if computer is about to get stolen

[–]Bacon_Moustache -3 points-2 points ago

The kid in the middle looks like a black oompa loompa

[–]Sauburo -3 points-2 points ago

They should have done this at night with the lights off.

[–]Arraffe -3 points-2 points ago

Dat forehead...

[–]kmreid 0 points1 point ago

I have a feeling that I will be using this gif quite a bit.

[–]Blackscales -2 points-1 points ago

God dammit Tyrone!

[–]dg6ty -2 points-1 points ago

A wild Dugtrio appeared! :o with a Diglett!

[–]madonna-boy -2 points-1 points ago

omg they can multiply?!!?

[–]anonymau5 0 points1 point ago

ITT: Racists.

[–]JewPuff101 -2 points-1 points ago

...am I the only one who sees Lil Wayne before dreads and tattoos?

[–]VanillaPoopTart -2 points-1 points ago

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand then the rape/robbery began

[–]anjasaurus -2 points-1 points ago

Shit Tyrone

[–]Rlyusa -2 points-1 points ago

grabs wallet

[–]wtfmanquestionmark -4 points-3 points ago

Black dudes make the best Gifs...why do black dudes have to be so much better at everything. :(

[–]FakePlasticShrimp -2 points-1 points ago

They're not better at abiding by law, statistically speaking of course.. So there is that.

[–]trampus1 -2 points-1 points ago

Timing boys, timing. I think it'd be so much funnier if they all popped up at the same time, or at least in some sort of order.

[–]BobFromCraigslist 6 points7 points ago

I disagree. I like the progression of the gif.

[–]swiftb3 0 points1 point ago

Yup. You see one, then "whoa another finger", followed by the two at the same time. Doubles the number of fingers each time. Very satisfying.

[–]trampus1 -2 points-1 points ago

Progression is fine, but it should be in order, like how the 3 Stooges used to do their "Hello" routine. Like the kid on the right pops up, then the middle, then the left one.

[–]howdoishotReddit -3 points-2 points ago

That black people multiply quickly