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[–]Shadowglove 24 points25 points ago

Who's that ridin' into the suuuun
Who's the guy with an itchy guuuun
Who's the man who kills for fuuuun
Psycho Daaad, Psycho Daaad it's Psycho Daaaad

[–]ETL4nubs 12 points13 points ago

He sleeps with a gun but he loves his son

Killed his wife 'cos she weighed a ton.

Psycho Daaad!

[–]Shadowglove 7 points8 points ago

Who's the gal who needs no man?
Killed him dead with the frying pan.
Did it 'cause he missed the can.
Psycho Mom, Psycho Mom, she's Psycho Mom!

[–]SnapHook 2 points3 points ago

[–]humzaah 10 points11 points ago

Once the series added Seven, it was over for me.

[–]lessmiserables 5 points6 points ago

Eh. To me, the first season hasn't held up well, but after that it had a good run of 5 or 6 seasons. Then Seven came and Peg's mom and some other stuff and it was dreadful. Then the last 2 or 3 seasons it got really, really good.

For a show that was on for 11 years three or four bad seasons can be forgiven, I think.

[–]DreamoftheEndless 3 points4 points ago

seven?

*omg wtf just googled it, i had been unaware lol

[–]humzaah 2 points3 points ago

Exactly, that was when it hit rock bottom, for me at least. Also Jefferson > Steve.

[–]DreamoftheEndless 1 point2 points ago

lol! yeah you're right about that

[–]Trenches 0 points1 point ago

He was only in a few episodes....

[–]muffinmonk 0 points1 point ago

He was on for a whole season.

[–]obvnotlupus 0 points1 point ago

no.

[–]Doinyourmom05 5 points6 points ago

Netflix.

That is all.

[–]chocorange 2 points3 points ago

Yep, all 11 seasons.

[–]Muirlimgan 1 point2 points ago

I need netflix now..

[–]Tubeez 2 points3 points ago

Channel 6 in Sweden shows Married with children quite often. Much better then the crap the rest of the channels shows at the same time (Gossip girl, top model and such things).

[–]wtfmanquestionmark 4 points5 points ago

I wasn't allowed to watch that show growing up. When I watch it now it's terrible. A lot of really basic, non-funny jokes. I keep telling myself that for it's time it was ground breaking humor, but it doesn't stand up to the test of time.

[–]Irongrip 0 points1 point ago

I just watched it for the misanthropy when I was young. Also the cheap pot shots.

[–]astouffer 0 points1 point ago

I watched it growing up as well and its one of the few shows that always makes me smile with at least one joke.

[–]falser 1 point2 points ago

I find if I don't watch the first run of a comedy, it's hard to really get into it. And it's worse the older the show is because what people find funny seems to shift over time.

I have fond memories of Married With children, I can laugh at nearly any episode because I still retain the culture and time period context that made it funny.

[–]lessmiserables 1 point2 points ago

It was on for 11 years. There are some dreadful seasons but some of them are still quite sharp. Sadly, it is uneven and not easy to recommend.

[–]AUT2M 0 points1 point ago

I hate this show.

IMO it's just terrible, they use the same jokes pretty much every show and all they do is hate on eachother.

And before you say anything about it, I have watched pretty much all episodes. (my parents loved it and I had nothing better to do at the time)

[–]cunt_smasher12 1 point2 points ago

I also miss the show for the attempted murder.

[–]nedstupidflanders 1 point2 points ago

I recently discovered it's on TBS at 5 AM on Saturday.

[–]icedmetal57 0 points1 point ago

It's on TBS at like 4am everyday.

[–]ThamosII 1 point2 points ago

Can someone tell me the name of this show? It seems familiar but I can't put my finger on it.

[–]DreamoftheEndless 3 points4 points ago

married, with children

[–]Yatagasaru 1 point2 points ago

I actually did not care for this show. Also, repost.

[–]boobatron 1 point2 points ago

it's on TV every day. usually at around 4 am. i don't know the channel name, but the HD channel on comcast is 219.

[–]Leatherman8 0 points1 point ago

VH1 Classic

[–]burkya 0 points1 point ago

therefore proving that it's a repost?

[–]Xerazal 0 points1 point ago

I remember growing up, my dad used to watch this show and I didn't quite understand the humor. So glad I went back and watched some of it.

[–]SoloJones 1 point2 points ago

I hate what r/funny has become.,

[–]shadowmask 0 points1 point ago

[–]DogmaJones 0 points1 point ago

[–]AtomicOperator 0 points1 point ago

I still miss you babe, but my aim's gettin' better.

[–]TheFundleBunny 0 points1 point ago

Cue laughtrack...

[–]Assmar 1 point2 points ago

Not a single comment about how hot Katie Sagal was; I'm very disappointed.

[–]aGAYBABY 0 points1 point ago

Hell yea she was hot.

[–]enzait 0 points1 point ago

Still watchin it

[–]tomkeus 1 point2 points ago

I really like the fact that I can see this posted on reddit every few days.

[–]trolling_thunder 0 points1 point ago

This is apparently the only joke ever told on Married, With Children. Because it's the only thing that ever gets posted.

[–]dan-o07 0 points1 point ago

me and my dad used to watch it every night, and still today we watch it and crack jokes about the show

[–]Strawman_Account 0 points1 point ago

"Al, what are ya thinkin?"

"Well, peg, if I wanted you to know what I was thinkin I'd be talkin".

[–]Sockfullapoo 0 points1 point ago

Honestly that's a pretty lame joke...

[–]americanrugger 1 point2 points ago

"Today a woman walked into the store who was so fat, she had three smaller woman orbiting around her"

[–]whaaatanasshole 0 points1 point ago

This was back when sitcoms had the guts to tell the jokes your parents thought were original every time they told them.

[–]Unp0pular_opinions 0 points1 point ago

Automatic Al voice when i read this one (for the 29162th time).

[–]HustlerThug 0 points1 point ago

Is it me or do people always how this image when it comes to this show?

[–]cursed_deity 1 point2 points ago

i have to say this is one of the worst tv shows i have ever seen.

and it's on like 8 times a day on comedy central...

[–]lebirdman 1 point2 points ago

Typo in the title. Repost. 821 upvotes. Sounds right.

[–]OneRandomDude -1 points0 points ago