this post was submitted on
1,442 points (60% like it)
4,300 up votes 2,858 down votes
shortlink:

pics

subscribe2,335,322 readers

15,058 users here now

Looking for an image subreddit with minimal rules? Check out /r/images

A place to share interesting photographs and pictures. Feel free to post your own, but please read the rules first (see below), and note that we are not a catch-all for general images (of screenshots, comics, etc.)

Spoiler code

Please mark spoilers like this:
[text here](/spoiler)

Hover over to read.

Rules

  1. No screenshots, or pictures with added or superimposed text. This includes image macros, comics, info-graphics and most diagrams. Text (e.g. a URL) serving to credit the original author is exempt.

  2. No gore or porn. NSFW content must be tagged.

  3. No personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder. Stalking & harassment will not be tolerated.

  4. No solicitation of votes (including "cake day" posts), posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor, or [FIXED] posts. DAE posts go in /r/DoesAnybodyElse. "Fixed" posts should be added as a comment to the original image.

  5. Submissions must link directly to a specific image file or to an image hosting website with minimal ads. We do not allow blog hosting of images ("blogspam"), but links to albums on image hosting websites are okay. URL shorteners are prohibited.

  • If your submission appears to be filtered but definitely meets the above rules, please send us a message with a link to the comments section of your post (not a direct link to the image). Don't delete it as that just makes the filter hate you!

  • If you come across any rule violations, please report the submission or message the mods and one of us will remove it!

Please also try to come up with original post titles. Submissions that use certain clichés/memes will be automatically tagged with a warning.

Links

If your post doesn't meet the above rules, consider submitting it on one of these other subreddits:

Comics  
/r/comics /r/webcomics
/r/vertical /r/f7u12
/r/ragenovels /r/AdviceAtheists
Image macros Screenshots/text
/r/lolcats /r/screenshots
/r/AdviceAnimals /r/desktops
/r/Demotivational /r/facepalm (Facebook)
/r/reactiongifs /r/DesktopDetective
Wallpaper Animals
/r/wallpaper /r/aww
/r/wallpapers /r/cats
The SFWPorn Network /r/TrollingAnimals
  /r/deadpets
  /r/birdpics
  /r/foxes
Photography Un-moderated pics
/r/photography /r/AnythingGoesPics
/r/photocritique /r/images
/r/HDR
/r/windowshots
/r/PictureChallenge
Misc New reddits
/r/misc /r/britpics
/r/gifs Imaginary Network
/r/dataisbeautiful /r/thennnow
/r/picrequests /r/SpecArt
/r/LookWhoIMet
  /r/timelinecovers
  /r/MemesIRL
  /r/OldSchoolCool
  /r/photoshopbattles

Also check out http://irc.reddit.com

a community for
to anything interesting: news article, blog entry, video, picture...
message the moderators

MODERATORS

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

1441
1442

And the bartender said "Why the long face?"! (imgur.com)

submitted ago by darin_gleada

all 62 comments
sorted by:
best
best
top
new
hot
controversial
old

[–]9212 44 points45 points ago

To the jackass that will photoshop SJP in and resubmit with [FIXED]:

Please just don't.

[–]mequals1m1w 40 points41 points ago

This is better then, yes?

[–]Kurigauth 15 points16 points ago

I THOUGHT HE SAID DON- oh it's actually a horse.

[–]R3d1st 3 points4 points ago

true, cause http://i.imgur.com/hTW4B.gif

[–]yourpenisinmyhand -3 points-2 points ago

Jesus, thank you. I clicked comments and then groaned when I realized how many times I had seen people make SJP references in EVERY FUCKING POST with a horse in it. They realize they are making fun of this beautiful woman right?

[–]Dark_Saint 18 points19 points ago

lol what an idiot, he was defending Sarah Jessica Parker but accidentally linked a picture of a horse

[–]lmnopeee 4 points5 points ago

10/10 I laughed, I cried, I peed myself. Would read again.

[–]Squalor- -3 points-2 points ago

Yeah, we're onto Hilary Swank now.

If I'm going to look at a horse, it better be at least semi good looking.

[–]lolatheism -2 points-1 points ago

I thought she was already in there

[–]mxms87 23 points24 points ago

Hmm...

http://i.imgur.com/XRbTS.jpg

[–]darin_gleada[S] 10 points11 points ago

Comedy is all about timing.

[–]Hulibean 2 points3 points ago

wait, maybe you know De? I posted this 9 hours ago in r/perfecttiming but it says you posted this 11 hours ago... So either reddit has barfed and you did take it from me or you're also friends with De.

[–]darin_gleada[S] 0 points1 point ago

Not friends with De and posted 11 hours ago. Couldn't have taken it. Just a picture I saw on the Interwebs and thought was funny.

[–]volksman 6 points7 points ago

Relevant:

http://i41.tinypic.com/2qtv8du.jpg

[–]electricoast 6 points7 points ago

That is one happy blindered horse.

[–]equestrian123123 13 points14 points ago

It's a mask to protect from flies, sun, and debris. They can still see through it.

[–]snowlion13 -1 points0 points ago

thats weird, i like to be able to see good even though dust might fall in them lol, if i had to choose whether to cover them up id say ill take my chances. thats a weird thing to do it sounds like

[–]Golden-Calf 1 point2 points ago

Their vision is 100% unaffected by flymasks and almost all horse owners use them in the summer. It's the same type of material as a screen door, so very easy to see through. In the summer there's lots of bugs that swarm around the eyes and can cause infections, so it's better for the horse to use a flymask. My horses don't mind them at all. :)

[–]giftedgod 0 points1 point ago

Horses prefer them. Flys are irritating in the heat. And damaging. Do you wear sun glasses? Exact same concept. :-)

[–]rickanddianne 1 point2 points ago

learned a new word today. Blindered. Thanks for posting.

[–]sp00kyd00m 5 points6 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/mwxBp.jpg

[–]dutch010 -1 points0 points ago

'And then he asked me to stop horsing around'.

[–]njibbz 0 points1 point ago

Holy cow, i know a girl that looks just like this...and she also has a horse >> << >_>

[–]Hulibean 1 point2 points ago

is her name Deanna? Because that is my friend and I posted this picture earlier today.

[–]magitek1 -1 points0 points ago

insert horse face lady joke

[–]amznasian 0 points1 point ago

And that's when the guy tried to buy me a prostitute!

[–]breadfox 0 points1 point ago

OP needs to get off her high horse.

[–]darin_gleada[S] 0 points1 point ago

Breadfox needs to stop jumping to conclusions.

[–]tomato_paste 0 points1 point ago

A jumping horse!

[–]breadfox 0 points1 point ago

yah

[–]BeerIsGood1894 0 points1 point ago

And then the horse says, "I've got cancer"

[–]BreeFird 0 points1 point ago

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says 'why the long face' and the horse says 'my son has just been diagnosed with multiple sclerosis'

[–]JProph 0 points1 point ago

Then the horse replied "I have down syndrome"

[–]pumpkynluvr 2 points3 points ago

Upvote for you because I was having a shitty day and for some reason this was the only thing to make me smile. Thank you.

[–]darin_gleada[S] 1 point2 points ago

Thx. Laughs and upvotes all around!

[–]ThisIsFlight 2 points3 points ago

Can we get a subreddit for well taken pictures of women laughing? It makes me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.

[–]nate800 -1 points0 points ago

What do gay horses eat? HAYYYYY

[–]bottom_of_the_well -5 points-4 points ago

Sarah jessica parker joke in 3...2...1

[–]Stormdancer 2 points3 points ago

I downvote every single one of them.

[–]rickanddianne -2 points-1 points ago

Isn't this over yet? Not a fan but I can't help but wonder how much this hurts her feelings.

[–]portablebiscuit 1 point2 points ago

Not a fan either, and I doubt she cares much, but I can't help but wonder how many of these neckbeards would cream themselves if they met her in person.

[–]Ironsmith77 0 points1 point ago

Hey! Fuck you...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfzXU2n9snI

[–]krowface -2 points-1 points ago

"Well the first time I told him my dick was bigger than his..."

[–]tokol 0 points1 point ago

The horse replied, "My son was just drafted."

[–]Misaria -1 points0 points ago

"And then I told my boyfriend that you and I were just wrestling that time.."

[–]Knomes101 -3 points-2 points ago

Caption should be, "Me meeting Sarah Jessica Parker"

[–]rickanddianne -2 points-1 points ago

Made me laugh out loud. Thank you for posting.

[–]shakeshakedown 0 points1 point ago

.... the horse says, "Bone cancer."

[–]mequals1m1w 0 points1 point ago

Gofres? ¿No querrás decir zanahorias? jajajaja

[–]tomato_paste 0 points1 point ago

Nadie te entiende!

[–]mequals1m1w 0 points1 point ago

Yo tampoco lo entiendo.

[–]tomato_paste 0 points1 point ago

Gofre es una especie de waffle.

[–]emhmark3 0 points1 point ago

One of the few cases where putting the punchline in the title is acceptable.

[–]BorisTheJaye -2 points-1 points ago

And they thought I actually died from our last video

[–]ilvin -1 points0 points ago

Inter-species Erotica.

[–]Aberguine -3 points-2 points ago

Is it sad that I want to see more of this horse's head shopped into rage comics as a sort of "I told you so"?

Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy. © 2012 reddit inc. All rights reserved.

REDDIT and the ALIEN Logo are registered trademarks of reddit inc.

π Rendered by PID 14612 on app-61 running 8e56ab8.