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[–]ShammyKon 180 points181 points ago

Orc.. orc..orc .. orc's in Isengard.

[–]TokinTortis 108 points109 points ago

heyyyyyyy where is Frodo?

[–]iamrussianhero 209 points210 points ago

[–]SonicSlice 46 points47 points ago

This is straight gold my friend. I appreciate this magic, now animate it.

[–]regisfrost 35 points36 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/9p73g.gif

Since this post is 8 hours old I'll do a new post too. Now I'm going to sleep--which I should have done an hour ago.

[–]TapionXIII 2 points3 points ago

I love you regis.

[–]SonicSlice 1 point2 points ago

Doing God's work son.

[–]420wasabisnappin 10 points11 points ago

Please do as the man says. Animate it!

[–]hwaltman 3 points4 points ago

DO IT! Please! Front page please?

[–]327bran 11 points12 points ago

This needs to be a gif so bad

[–]Osiris32 21 points22 points ago

I'd go with "heyyyyyyy, sexy halflings."

[–]sebtoast -1 points0 points ago

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard

[–]WEARESAVIORS 50 points51 points ago

[–]shrogg 15 points16 points ago

I like this one better http://i.imgur.com/EZj1M.jpg

[–]dinofan01 58 points59 points ago

Can anyone explain what this gangam style thing is? I feel like I missed something...

[–]dinofan01 87 points88 points ago

I have to admit that was quite comedic.

[–]MissesLee 31 points32 points ago

I just got back from South Korea... I can assure you everyone dances to this over there....

[–]ParrotHere 17 points18 points ago

All the time. To work, on the train, in subway, even when sitting down.

[–]yofog 7 points8 points ago

It's at least partly satirical, surely?

[–]waynestream 3 points4 points ago

In an interview the singer, PSY, said that he just wanted to create a stupid dance and everyone liked it for no apparent reason.

[–]HerpUndDerpx3 2 points3 points ago

Mission Accomplished.

[–]ruderabbit 4 points5 points ago

It's not intended to be ... the singer, Psy, just wanted to make a fun summer song with his signature ... eccentric ... style ...

[–]almighTYler 4 points5 points ago

There was a large article that was linked days ago that implied it was meant to be satirical, though I can't find it again.

[–]yofog 4 points5 points ago

Yes, I only just heard about this on NPR about 2 days ago, and they were interviewing someone (sorry, can't remember) who said there was a satirical side to it. So, I was looking for confirmation of that, particularly now that I've actually seen it, and the bathroom scene.

[–]juizyu 3 points4 points ago

[–]siborg51 2 points3 points ago

So he's like the lady gaga of Korea?

[–]fizdup 1 point2 points ago

[–]yofog 0 points1 point ago

thanks! just what I was looking for.

[–]wojx 0 points1 point ago

WANT TO BELIEVE!

[–]Hoogyme 1 point2 points ago

I have Korean friends. They listen to a ton of K-pop. When they found I knew what Gangnam Style was they were damn proud of me.

[–]Lucasipop 22 points23 points ago

why am i watching this AGAIN?

[–]Toasted_Polar_Bear 16 points17 points ago

and again....

[–]neobear 4 points5 points ago

and again...

[–]Jgunman 24 points25 points ago

That was definitely the most entertaining music video I've seen in years.

[–]dan2737 4 points5 points ago

I thought it was another retarded bandwagon. I am not on the bandwagon, that was hilarious.

[–]Clamburglar 0 points1 point ago

y'know, he kinda reminds me of the six flags guy

[–]DerpalSherpa 3 points4 points ago

I know what it is, but still don't get it. I get douche chills trying to watch it. I'm old.

*Why the downvotes?... I'm just saying how I feel and not bashing anything?

[–]kantorekB14 62 points63 points ago

Gangnam Style" is a Korean language colloquialism that refers to a luxurious lifestyle associated with the Gangnam district, an affluent and trendy area of Seoul. The music video depicts Psy dancing at various locations in Gangnam. The song is about "the perfect girlfriend who knows when to be refined and when to get wild."

A literal translation of "오빤 강남 스타일 (Oppan Gangnam seutail)" is "(I) Oppa Is Gangnam Style". The Korean word 오빠 (oppa) means "a female's elder brother" but can be also used as a first-, second- or third-person masculine pronoun to designate a male who is elder or older than a female. Based on more recent cultural norms, the term has typically been used to refer to a boyfriend or male spouse. It is used as a first-person pronoun in this phrase. 오빤 (oppan) is an abbreviation of 오빠는 (oppaneun). 는 is a topic marker, which in this case means the implied subject of the sentence is the singer (오빠). The verb "to be" is omitted, as is often the case in such short Korean sentences. Thus the literal translation of "Oppan Gangnam style" is "Your big brother [is] Gangnam Style".

Just to be clear I copied this from Wikipedia, it took about 15 seconds.

[–]BenZen 11 points12 points ago

TL;DR: "Oppan Gangnam Style" means "Your brah's classy as fuck"

[–]sirisaacnuton 19 points20 points ago

"the perfect girlfriend who knows when to be refined and when to get wild"

So, a lady in the streets but a freak in the bed?

[–]weaselonfire 20 points21 points ago

...in the sheets.

[–]sirisaacnuton 0 points1 point ago

That may be a common variant of the phrase, but it's not the one Ludacris used in the linked song (he needed something that rhymes with "we leave em dead")

[–]grumace 4 points5 points ago

Yeah! (yeah) yeah! Yeah.

[–]rastapasta808 0 points1 point ago

Almost had it.

[–]Login_302112 3 points4 points ago

So it has nothing to do with gundams?

[–]mebbee 1 point2 points ago

Well I thought it was catchy and I'm cool with the whole sexy lady thing...but now I'm being told that it means "Your older brother is luxurious". I'm not quite sure what to think.

Edit: brain farts

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[–]Jjajan 17 points18 points ago

Its quite obviously satire.

Gangnam is like the beverley hills of korea. Oppa is what a, like, 20 year old girl would call a 25 year old guy.

He is making fun of the rich 40 year old men telling all of the cute young girls to call them oppa and then try to get in their pants by trying to prove they are young and fun.

Edit: Also, he is big in korea because ( now this is what my mom told me, so I'm not certain) because like 15 years ago when he tried to get in the music business, all of the companies turned him down because he is ugly.

So then he payed their secretaries, or something, to get the scheduling for when the company heads would go to karaoke. Then he would proceed to sing and dance his heart out.

Eventually, one company head enjoyed his performances so much, he was like, what ever, just make an album, do whatever you want (which is weird for kpop because usually the company controls everything about their singers)

[–]dinofan01 9 points10 points ago

Okay thanks. I did some Googling and apparently this broke in late July/ Early August. I barely became aware of it last night. How have I not noticed this? I must have just been ignoring it till it built up and I had to see it.

[–]AnbaricAsriel 21 points22 points ago

You should know better than to express your opinion on reddit.

[–]iliketokilldeer 3 points4 points ago

THE HIVEMIND WILL DESTROY HIM

[–]kantorekB14 2 points3 points ago

I AIN'T A PART OF YOUR SYSTEM! MAAAAAAN!

[–]tosswe44 15 points16 points ago

It's confirmed as satire. Do your homework.

[–]Pxzib 1 point2 points ago

Whether or not he intended the video to be satirical is largely speculated.

I don't even...

[–]dryxon 23 points24 points ago

can we make a gif of this? i'd really appreciate that

[–]ifishintoilets 35 points36 points ago

One does not simply gandalf style into mordor.

[–]cmykevin 17 points18 points ago

Err, so someone posted this on facebook last night with a 9gag wrapper... Did Reddit just give them a taste of their own medicine?

[–]OurNameIsLegion 22 points23 points ago

That's not important. What's important is 'Fuck 9gag'.

[–]Shadrahk 12 points13 points ago

FUCK 9GAG WOOO

[–]Draedgal 1 point2 points ago

Now I know why we hate 9gag since 9fag_expert posted.

[–]dan2737 -2 points-1 points ago

Copying off other people is still as bad, it's not "a taste of their own medicine" and a positive thing just because they do it all the time.

[–]ElGoddamnDorado 0 points1 point ago

Do you see a watermark somewhere or something? I don't see how posting an image on a content aggregate sight with no implied ownership as "stealing pictures".

[–]dWoell 0 points1 point ago

Came here to say the same thing. I_DO_NOT_EAT_SHIT is a proven karma whore.

[–]FenrirIII 21 points22 points ago

His entourage is waiting outside.

[–]SimmaDownNa 5 points6 points ago

This is more of an "and what also floats in water?" moment. "Who died and made you king" was the scene with the mudfarmers.

[–]CochMaestro 0 points1 point ago

Yea I realized that mid post, I had the picture handy so I used that one instead..my bad

[–]SonicSlice 8 points9 points ago

For those of you confused, and I just really like watching this magical video again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0

[–]AnimatedSnake 12 points13 points ago

Funny, this was on 9gag over a day ago.

No source

Is reddit doing what we usually flame 9gag for?

Nice!

[–]TheFluxIsThis 13 points14 points ago

I flame 9gag for putting obnoxious tags on the images that get uploaded to them, like they fucking own them.

[–]OurNameIsLegion 2 points3 points ago

Impossible. Reddit would never be hypocritical. Not even once.

But actually, I think the issue was that 9gag goes to these posts and changes the timestamp to make them look like the original site. Reddit cares not.

[–]computmaxer 0 points1 point ago

Why were you on 9gag over a day ago?

[–]RedSeed 0 points1 point ago

To be fair, this isn't funny.

[–]franktinsley 3 points4 points ago

It's funny because its two things that exist.

[–]Mylesd13 3 points4 points ago

You eat shit OP

[–]flamingsnot 0 points1 point ago

HOW in hell could i have seen this on Facebook first? D:

[–]WhiskeyFalcon 2 points3 points ago

ouch....stealing things from 9gag?

[–]FictionZeroZeroOne 2 points3 points ago

This looks like something straight out of 9gag

[–]cbebop3 4 points5 points ago

I think this post just gave me cancer

[–]beager 3 points4 points ago

Should have put Shadowfax in one of the stables!

[–]Jokrmein 2 points3 points ago

I swear to christ on high I saw this on 9gag yesterday.

[–]bronerkill 2 points3 points ago

Who is that? I feel like he was in a show and I hated his character, but I can't quite place it.

[–]tofman 2 points3 points ago

isn't he from hawaii five-o?

[–]bronerkill 4 points5 points ago

I think so, but I remember him from Entourage actually.

[–]icaaryal 0 points1 point ago

He's most strongly associated with Enemy of the State for me, even though he was a pretty minor character there.

[–]laddergoat89 2 points3 points ago

Oceans films in my mind.

[–]bristow84 0 points1 point ago

Yes he actually plays Danny "Danno" Williams on the new Hawaii Five-0. Actually not half a bad show IMO

[–]bronerkill 2 points3 points ago

Thanks. Hated his character on Entourage. He was just such a douche!

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[–]bristow84 0 points1 point ago

Actually the GIF is from Hawaii Five-0.

[–]yourhouseisonfire 53 points54 points ago

This guy went on 9gag yesterday. Release the hounds.

[–]Jokrmein 4 points5 points ago

First rule of war: Know thy enemy.

[–]DMercenary 5 points6 points ago

Begun, the Internet war has.

[–]GGINQUISITOR -1 points0 points ago

Anyone else think this song sounds very similar to Pump the Jam?

[–]i_try_to_listen -1 points0 points ago

fantastic

[–]noahnoah900 1 point2 points ago

saw this on 9gag yesterday... wat.

[–]Schmorg83 -1 points0 points ago

Drunken middle of the bar Gangnam style here I come.

[–]chriscancook21 0 points1 point ago

Need to sync that to this

[–]wichitafalls -1 points0 points ago

Honestly though... How was this not already a thing??

[–]habbathejutt -1 points0 points ago

Damnit Frodo, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, don't put the ring on Shadowfax.

[–]jeconomou1 0 points1 point ago

NO GANDALF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]MisterOminous 0 points1 point ago

Chris Hardwick said he was a dick when they met. I believe whatever Chris says.

[–]mysterym3at 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one that is slightly bothered when an OP puts the punch line as the title? :-/

[–]CosmicBard -1 points0 points ago

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

SEXY WIZARD

[–]allmen -1 points0 points ago

[–]UnicornAkira -1 points0 points ago

I love you.

[–]JmAyotte 0 points1 point ago

Bad pun, LOL UPBOAT XDDDD

[–]Fancy_Pantsu 0 points1 point ago

Can anyone animate this into a gif?

[–]miniegg1118 0 points1 point ago

The fuck is happening. This is a repost but not any kind. A couple days ago this was on Facebook. Someone posted a 9gag link. IM VERY DISAPOINTED.

[–]Thameus 0 points1 point ago

You're drunk, Bombadil!

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[–]deadpoetic333 3 points4 points ago

Wtf is that supposed to mean? This is fucking hilarious. And unless I'm mistaken and this is a repost, I beg that reddit returns to content like this instead of fake fakebook conversations and sticking cats in their pants as this take a shit.

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[–]icaaryal 1 point2 points ago

Because the Internet never enjoyed semi-crude photoshops of other inane subject matter. /r/birdswitharms I'm looking at you.

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[–]icaaryal 0 points1 point ago

SLAMMMO!

[–]burtbortbart -2 points-1 points ago

This is fucking stupid.

[–]carieiscreepy 1 point2 points ago

gif. this! oh internet lords!

[–]dan013 2 points3 points ago

I hope this doesn't catch on...

[–]x3xtacYx 1 point2 points ago

Can anyone explain why gang nam style is so popular?

[–]ownworldman 0 points1 point ago

Because it is a good satire and the rythm is easy to listen to. Also, the dance is the new Fresh Prince dance.

[–]gunstar69 -2 points-1 points ago

I know I will get down voted to hell as it happened before but I am so sick of this song.

[–]tpafecd 0 points1 point ago

This needs to be a gif. Seriously, if ever there was a call to arms internet, this is it. Make it happen.

[–]confuseray -2 points-1 points ago

"No, gandalf, you can't use that jutsu, you'll run out of chakra!" "Silence, Frodo! It's the only way! Now hurry and run while I finish this jutsu!"

"GANDALF STYLE: BAELROG WALL!" "YOU SHALL NOT PAAAAAASSSS"

[–]zLeq -1 points0 points ago

stolen from 9gag op kill yourself.

[–]MacroPhallus -5 points-4 points ago

I'm so sad I only have 1 upvote to give.

[–]frodolover 0 points1 point ago

I'd much rather do Gandalf style.

[–]thetaploid -2 points-1 points ago

The Taploid works hard like the White Wizard...holla!

[–]illwatchyousleep -2 points-1 points ago

Gandalfstyle It's one word

[–]Shadrahk -2 points-1 points ago

Another laugh, another Upvote.

[–]deadmeatpete 0 points1 point ago

♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ Go Gandalf , It's your birthday, ♪ ♫ Not for real though, ♪ ♫ just for play play. ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫

[–]sortanos -2 points-1 points ago

Sir Ian Murray McKellen style. Please.

[–]HakunaWanada 0 points1 point ago

So I almost choked to death on waffle when I opened this. No idea why it was so funny to me. My husband had never seen the Gangnam Style videos, so I showed him this morning and then I found this.

[–]Nelvibus -2 points-1 points ago

I was projecting, "No! OMG, Don't do it!" in anticipation of a GIF of him doing the "Saddled Horse-Strut" from LOTR. Needless to say, disappointed. Take my Upvote regardless.