As Your President, i will harness the power of the sun

iforgotmypen · 2012-09-05T15:40:16+00:00

Is this how he starts up the 1,000 years of darkness?

Lux42 · 2012-09-05T16:27:02+00:00

It was either this or invest in soon-to-be-bankrupt solar companies.

JediMasterSam · 2012-09-05T16:57:03+00:00

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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KAMEHAME...	1^com	1^pt	4^dys	funny
Obama is a wizard	10^coms	15^pts	12^dys	photoshopbattles
Obama Unleashing The Sun During A Speech	4^coms	17^pts	17^hrs	pics
Wow Obama...	17^coms	241^pts	18^dys	awesome
Proof Obama was born abroad: he is an Ood!	0^coms	-1^pt	21^dys	funny
Street Fighter ex plus Obama	0^coms	4^pts	19^dys	funny

source: karmadecay

Crossbeare · 2012-09-05T15:12:39+00:00

All I can think off is Spirit Bomb.

darthjochen · 2012-09-05T15:40:35+00:00

I really thought it was the Apple Piece of Eden.

I may be playing to much Assassin's Creed.

Freddie_AppsHero · 2012-09-05T17:15:27+00:00

Al Gore did it first.

presidentdunn · 2012-09-05T17:17:52+00:00

Not my best, but a slight enhancement: http://i.imgur.com/qM7aH.png

PurpleCapybara · 2012-09-05T15:23:21+00:00

Nutty commie, socialist, terrorist, Marxist - the sun isn't always shining, so you can't get power from it. The only reliable power source is our infinite supply of cheap, liquid dinosaurs.

arborcide · 2012-09-05T17:57:32+00:00

Harnessing the power of the sun? I do not like the sound of that.

DforDrew · 2012-09-05T19:43:52+00:00

"People of the United States of America, please lend me some of your energy"

purdster83 · 2012-09-05T13:53:56+00:00

Five bucks says he licks it.

SnowK · 2012-09-05T15:19:48+00:00

Doc Obamoctopus

thebayway · 2012-09-05T15:39:18+00:00

Hadouken!

grexeo · 2012-09-05T16:44:53+00:00

Not sun, spotlight.

ImAWhaleBiologist · 2012-09-05T17:26:38+00:00

Confirmed: Obama is Father and will sacrifice us all to make a Philosopher's Stone.

Monstermash042 · 2012-09-05T09:39:38-07:00

Kaaaa......Meeeeeee......Haaaaaa.......

demon1255 · 2012-09-05T09:04:03-07:00

Obama: Confirmed Firebender.

flounder19 · 2012-09-05T14:37:45+00:00

Now for the republican attack ads asserting he's Galactus in disguise

Cryptic0677 · 2012-09-05T15:50:00+00:00

By eating it.

abnorml1 · 2012-09-05T16:12:33+00:00

Didn't Mr. Burns already try that? Got him shot..

hickory-smoked · 2012-09-05T16:19:33+00:00

The Loc-Nar is the sum of all evils.

wuffo · 2012-09-05T16:24:22+00:00

So suns just shine right through things now?

lazy_smurf · 2012-09-05T16:34:10+00:00

Grats on moving the pic to imgur so its not flagged as a repost...

Grymrir · 2012-09-05T16:46:19+00:00

Firelord Obama

srobster123 · 2012-09-05T09:52:11-07:00

Obama is the new Fire Lord.

AJam · 2012-09-05T16:54:05+00:00

KAAA-MEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAA-MEEEEEE...

LolerCoaster · 2012-09-05T16:54:08+00:00

And the Republican response would be: "Obama heralds in eternal darkness".

AWOO32 · 2012-09-05T16:56:43+00:00

I gave you an up vote for simple fact you quoted Monty python.

RubSomeFunkOnIt · 2012-09-05T16:58:30+00:00

KAAAAAMEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAA

JRtitan · 2012-09-05T17:01:36+00:00

"The power of the sun...in the palm of my hand."

sideone · 2012-09-05T17:05:39+00:00

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/23690798.jpg

Lampmonster1 · 2012-09-05T10:06:42-07:00

Fox News: Obama steals sun, holds world hostage!

incredible-ninja · 2012-09-05T10:09:33-07:00

the holy apple!

popobutter · 2012-09-05T17:10:08+00:00

Barack Obama: Master of the Sun

rocketvat · 2012-09-05T10:12:13-07:00

RASENGAN!

Swinly · 2012-09-05T17:17:20+00:00

Shhh, don't mention Solyndra.

Amytherocklobster · 2012-09-05T10:18:25-07:00

....KA...MEH...AH..MEHA!

Caesar_Epicus · 2012-09-05T17:25:50+00:00

HE'S GOING TO EAT THE SUN!!!!!!!

enjoysuon · 2012-09-05T17:31:59+00:00

praise the sun

futurefeature · 2012-09-05T17:32:08+00:00

The first Capri Sun-powered President?

RayRayDelmar · 2012-09-05T17:40:12+00:00

OOOOOO - BAAAAAA - MAAAAAA

BushMeat · 2012-09-05T17:43:31+00:00

captain, my captain!

CookenBaked · 2012-09-05T17:45:15+00:00

Obama has one of the few Palantír. That's how he found bin laden.

Sevion · 2012-09-05T17:48:26+00:00

Sad thing is that even if he did this for real, there are so many people that would (still) refuse to vote for him...

ToMockAKillingBird90 · 2012-09-05T17:51:27+00:00

I wonder if this will win him the election or lose it??

ShinisterRaptor · 2012-09-05T17:56:12+00:00

Wow, I guess the Republicans were right after all; Obama CAN control the weather!

KyletheDab · 2012-09-05T10:57:47-07:00

"Then, I will kiss it softly."

astra118 · 2012-09-05T18:00:37+00:00

AKIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

BurningMelon · 2012-09-05T18:01:58+00:00

"Astrology"

amalgaman · 2012-09-05T18:08:21+00:00

Factcheck finds this claim 100% false.

ninjahedgehog · 2012-09-05T11:11:50-07:00

If only he could be so grossly incandescent.

TalekAetem · 2012-09-05T18:21:16+00:00

Praise the sun! \o/

NopeTooMainstream · 2012-09-05T18:22:33+00:00

Black magic amirite?! Anyone??

I'll show myself out...

levilarrington · 2012-09-05T11:24:42-07:00

Yes, Master Sauron.

TrogdorLLC · 2012-09-05T18:25:47+00:00

Maaaan, he's looking old.

But then, has any President had to deal with such fantasy-based nutjobbery since the Know-Nothing Party was a thing?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Know-Nothing_movement

joinpanda · 2012-09-05T18:27:08+00:00

PR status: GOD

IronOxide42 · 2012-09-05T18:27:32+00:00

I see many DBZ references. Yet all I see is the president training his Destruction skill.

Alyssian · 2012-09-05T18:30:01+00:00

5 years later- BOOM America is the first nation with viable nuclear fusion.

TRAUMAjunkie · 2012-09-05T18:37:48+00:00

Mmmm... delicious radiation.

tuck5649 · 2012-09-05T18:40:48+00:00

I came for a DBZ reference. I left disappointed.

boxy_pete · 2012-09-05T18:41:44+00:00

...to do absolutely nothing of value.

OpenFilthyPalms · 2012-09-05T18:43:23+00:00

I was really hoping he came back on here and posted this.

Barrett82A1 · 2012-09-05T18:49:35+00:00

He is whispering sweet sweet love to the sun.

DoctorJanItor · 2012-09-05T19:05:09+00:00

Anybody else immediately think of the Palantirs from LotR?

Bin-able · 2012-09-05T19:07:59+00:00

Looks like the grenade scene with Sebastian Shaw in X-men: First Class.

(Awesome)

itsmeandmeandme · 2012-09-05T19:11:26+00:00

What is the thing behind the sun..?

Bin-able · 2012-09-05T19:18:03+00:00

Looks like the grenade scene with Sebastian Shaw in X-men: First Class.

(Awesome)

wanders13 · 2012-09-05T19:20:27+00:00

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/y7ijc/obama_to_romney_i_really_want_to_eat_this_sun_it/

God Damnit

imadirtydoctor · 2012-09-05T19:22:06+00:00

Kam---meeee-ahhhhh-mmeeeee--ahhhhh----AHHHHHHHH

towards RNC

Jimmyjohn678 · 2012-09-05T19:22:23+00:00

That power could provide a pretty bright future

0mega9401 · 2012-09-05T19:23:44+00:00

man whats with all the fucking obama post? he must need that internet cred. fuck this guy

chubbs8697 · 2012-09-05T19:26:37+00:00

If only he would actually harness the power of the sun (by subsidizing solar energy) as well as the wind and the water, we could actually make progress on our national debt

Sam_Kablam · 2012-09-05T19:28:45+00:00

Remember, the RNC did think he was responsible for the hurricane.

TheGeekyGunslinger · 2012-09-05T19:38:20+00:00

The prophecy has come true!! He is the chosen one!!!

jrb656 · 2012-09-05T19:46:52+00:00

Our commander in chief forming a spirit bomb to throw at North Korea.

epsiblivion · 2012-09-05T19:55:00+00:00

obama is kryptonian?

phorest · 2012-09-05T19:57:17+00:00

It bugged me not seeing it like this.

trehaag · 2012-09-05T19:57:38+00:00

KAMEHAMEHA!!!!

jack12354 · 2012-09-05T20:04:47+00:00

As your president, I will eat the sun.

bryandenny71 · 2012-09-05T20:04:56+00:00

& it'll only cost you $500,000,000

Underhill · 2012-09-05T20:06:08+00:00

Dammit Obama! Throw the Spirit bomb!!!!

pontaderabex · 2012-09-05T20:10:39+00:00

Just look at Solyndra

Koffee_Kat · 2012-09-05T20:12:14+00:00

Yes, Mr. Luthor!

catchpen · 2012-09-05T20:23:17+00:00

You're a wizard Barry!

demonstrable_user · 2012-09-05T20:30:15+00:00

Obama unleashes the power of the sun, sounds like it could be a new Sunny D ad

FeralPhronema · 2012-09-05T20:41:49+00:00

Looks more like he is peering into a palantir.

murder_wolf · 2012-09-05T20:50:17+00:00

Unicornecstasy · 2012-09-05T20:50:33+00:00

Awww fuck you, I linked this shit first!

wojx · 2012-09-05T20:51:48+00:00

Solyndra!

ScumMagnet · 2012-09-05T20:54:50+00:00

Obama is an Ood

Pancake4Sale · 2012-09-05T20:55:38+00:00

Sounds good.

homergonerson · 2012-09-05T21:13:47+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/fH1xz.jpg

whiteandornerdy · 2012-09-05T21:27:23+00:00

Mmmmmm... suuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnn

Honsou849 · 2012-09-05T21:29:49+00:00

About time! I thought we would never catch up to North Korea.

metal_sensei · 2012-09-05T21:33:08+00:00

EVERYONE GIVE OBAMA YOUR ENERGY!

Brewster-Rooster · 2012-09-05T21:56:01+00:00

What's that thing behind the sun?

apullin · 2012-09-05T22:00:59+00:00

Solyndra. If there aren't people convicted and put in jail over the Solyndra scandal before election day, I'll not be voting for him. You don't get to just do whatever you want with $250 mil of gov't money.

Also, there should be a Solar Party, whose primary platform is that they will build 2TWp of installed solar capacity in the US within an 8 years in office. I'd vote for that. Take every dollar that's spent on overseas deployment, humanitarian aid, welfare, etc, and spend it all on solar panels and trackers.

Yukimare · 2012-09-05T22:08:34+00:00

Wait till Obama sees this, this may make his day

lemurstep · 2012-09-05T16:09:21+00:00

Lol... so ironic he doesn't give a shit about solar power. Otherwise the oil subsidies would disappear.

garysopinion · 2012-09-05T07:09:50-07:00

eating cantelope in the middle of a speech. yup thats our president

devilsadvocated · 2012-09-05T16:30:09+00:00

...by giving billions to corrupt and failing environmental research companies who have lobbyists all over the White House and have donated millions to his campaign. Hope and Change!

thebryanator · 2012-09-05T16:59:42+00:00

He tried that, it was called Solyndra, and I drive by it just about every day. Hundreds of millions of your money down the drain...

Shogun24 · 2012-09-05T12:50:42-07:00

SPIRIT BOMB

Mitt Romney takes 9999 damage.

Auto-Revive Skill: "Blood and Tears Of the Poor"

Mitt Romney morphs into The Romney (Republican Deity, it's on wikipedia)

I'm bored

tar_heelz · 2012-09-05T15:50:49+00:00

Move this shit to r/politics.

MEIN_FONT · 2012-09-05T13:56:07+00:00

This gives a whole new meaning to sunkist

ProperNomenclature · 2012-09-05T14:13:56+00:00

nomnomnom

BarfPigeon · 2012-09-05T16:01:09+00:00

Still not as crazy at Newt Gingrich claiming to put a colony on the moon within a year.

dillinger420 · 2012-09-05T21:10:32+00:00

As your president, I will harness the power of communism!

GuyFawk3s · 2012-09-05T19:38:10+00:00

This nasty chimp is not my president.

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