Today is my birthday. This is how I feel because nobody knows.

wankerschnitzel · 2012-09-05T16:26:52+00:00

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plutPWNium · 2012-09-05T15:57:03+00:00

maybe you should TELL PEOPLE

Ktwixx · 2012-09-05T16:38:44+00:00

It's my birthday too! And I'm going to use my first post and say...Happy Birthday!

AlterBridgeFan · 2012-09-05T16:40:17+00:00

Happy birthday. May you recieve a lot of cats, boobs, bacon and karma.

thepolitan · 2012-09-05T13:28:45+00:00

have a fap.

Kelfox · 2012-09-05T15:59:38+00:00

Happy birthday bro. Canada didn't forget you. Stop by later for a beer and some maple syrup.

andshewas_45 · 2012-09-05T13:04:23+00:00

Happy birthday. 🎁🎉

1478953 · 2012-09-05T15:51:11+00:00

That will be every birthday after 21st. Sigh. Happy birthday, let me help you hold all those feels.

LordKilgar · 2012-09-05T16:35:03+00:00

Mine too. This year's been better, but I've definitely been there.

Happy Birthday, take the time to do something you enjoy.

Rejoyces · 2012-09-05T16:51:43+00:00

Today is my birthday too! I'm 21. Happy birthday to you!!

HelpImSurrounded · 2012-09-05T15:42:07+00:00

All my best Birthdays have been spent alone.

Imabeastyo · 2012-09-05T13:16:03+00:00

Happy Halloween

Schokoperle · 2012-09-05T13:09:26+00:00

Merry Christmas.

Miki_Miura · 2012-09-05T13:02:39+00:00

Happy Birthday, Freddie.

EyeGifUp · 2012-09-05T14:48:36+00:00

Happy birthday good sir.

EyeGifUp · 2012-09-05T14:48:45+00:00

Happy birthday good sir.

daymaker · 2012-09-05T15:00:07+00:00

awwwwww happy birthday!

kcarpcarp3 · 2012-09-05T15:16:44+00:00

Happy birthday! Your Internet friends love you!

dendritic · 2012-09-05T15:19:33+00:00

Happy birthday! :)

thewebpro · 2012-09-05T15:31:24+00:00

Happy birthday!!

OnceIHadACookie · 2012-09-05T15:41:07+00:00

Happy Birthday

mtldude1967 · 2012-09-05T15:50:26+00:00

Happy Birthday sir and/or madame.

wisewizard · 2012-09-05T15:51:31+00:00

Dude why so sad!? you survived this atrociously violent world for yet another year! Congratulations! that's an unbroken record.

dimebagellefson · 2012-09-05T15:53:06+00:00

that's why you have us. happy birthday:)

micahshell · 2012-09-05T16:08:55+00:00

Tomorrow is my mothers birthday, then the next day is my birthday.

Anth84 · 2012-09-05T16:26:14+00:00

Happy birthday!!!! Enjoy your day to yourself and. It yourself a nice gift!!! I mean you do know what you want! Spoil yourself!!

Rasta_Man69 · 2012-09-05T16:30:50+00:00

Happy birthday OP !! fuck those who dont remember!

themillman · 2012-09-05T16:33:56+00:00

Happy Birthday!

ShoesDontFit · 2012-09-05T16:34:02+00:00

Happy Birthday!

NeRo2pt0 · 2012-09-05T16:36:49+00:00

Happy Birthday....you old smug bastard you......errr.......ya...... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

lizardice · 2012-09-05T16:38:18+00:00

Go out, get drunk, make good friends. Oh, and happy birthday

whateveryouvag · 2012-09-05T16:38:27+00:00

I hope you have a great birthday!

msm1ssy · 2012-09-05T16:38:34+00:00

You feel like a cat? Interesting....

Happy Bday!

riverbottom · 2012-09-05T16:49:44+00:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACKSONDEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love,

riverbottom

DEVILSLAYER514 · 2012-09-05T16:22:05+00:00

Happy birthday,OP :3

Pandarosa · 2012-09-05T13:19:20+00:00

i hope you get laid.

Madheid · 2012-09-05T16:02:03+00:00

Happy birthday.

TURGLETURGLETURGLE · 2012-09-05T15:54:50+00:00

poor alby, don't worry buddy ill say happy birthday on your wall

Italian_Barrel_Roll · 2012-09-05T16:05:47+00:00

It's better if people don't know about your birthday; it forces people who actually care to think of ways to celebrate you as opposed to having the convenient one day everyone thinks to set aside for you.

JWillyV · 2012-09-05T16:16:16+00:00

Dog, my birthday is Augus 29th, the anniversery of 2 hurricanes.

Shadrahk · 2012-09-05T16:34:37+00:00

You will learn that no one gives a fuck. I've learned this many times.

erksauce · 2012-09-05T16:34:58+00:00

You're describing my ideal birthday. I change the dates on social networks to nobody knows. I'm not a big fan of attention.

ExceedingJohn · 2012-09-05T16:41:59+00:00

Happy birthday Stranger! 🎉

23bshorty · 2012-09-05T16:45:22+00:00

Happy birthday!

not_pennys_butt · 2012-09-05T16:46:52+00:00

This is for you ---> http://youtu.be/pNF7jcUq-yM Happy birthday.

RonsterWVU · 2012-09-05T16:51:57+00:00

Well... if this can count for anything... Happy Birthday!

Activist4America · 2012-09-05T16:52:21+00:00

H B-Day!

big_gay_baby · 2012-09-05T16:53:42+00:00

I never upvote. Happy birthday, here's an upvote.

Its_Frosty · 2012-09-05T16:55:15+00:00

Happy birthday buddy!

toolbox2959 · 2012-09-05T16:56:45+00:00

Happy Birthday dude!!! :)

Tlingit_Raven · 2012-09-05T16:57:51+00:00

We know we just don't care.

VictoryBonds · 2012-09-05T16:58:30+00:00

Aaaaawww HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

ThetaGamma2 · 2012-09-05T17:00:44+00:00

Hey.

Happy birthday. Buy yourself something nice.

JayWizzle1 · 2012-09-05T17:01:06+00:00

Happy birthday!! :D cute picture btw

whitew0lf · 2012-09-05T17:04:20+00:00

Happy Birthday, you beautiful bastard.

czechborn · 2012-09-05T17:04:57+00:00

Congratulations on surviving yet another year

jcoder5 · 2012-09-05T17:08:07+00:00

i came to say happy birthday, but so did everyone else. so... merry quanza (i know i spelled it wrong, dont care)

NostalgicIndulgence · 2012-09-05T17:13:13+00:00

Have a happy birthday! :)

Tabtykins · 2012-09-05T17:13:39+00:00

Happy birthday!

Its_Not_Important · 2012-09-05T17:14:08+00:00

Happy Birthday

HAPPYxMEAL · 2012-09-05T17:14:37+00:00

Get an FB account then they will remember.

srock456 · 2012-09-05T17:15:10+00:00

happy birthday then

Medza · 2012-09-05T17:15:32+00:00

Well you do share birthdays with Freddie Mercury and my dad

BundlesOfNoob · 2012-09-05T17:15:41+00:00

However, in this picture the cat doesn't know it's his own birthday

atlasgenius · 2012-09-05T17:16:12+00:00

Happy birthday! Alcohol is your friend.

adv19912009 · 2012-09-05T17:17:12+00:00

Happy Birthday, Bro

IamAFisch · 2012-09-05T17:17:52+00:00

happy birthday!!

lostnwndrlnd · 2012-09-05T17:18:45+00:00

YOU CAN HAS CAKE! Be happy :)

PakPak96 · 2012-09-05T17:20:13+00:00

Well I do wish you a joyful celebration of the anniversary of the day of your vaginal liberation.

MoxieCrimefighter · 2012-09-05T17:22:36+00:00

We all know now, Happy Birthday!

polar_bear_cub_scout · 2012-09-05T17:24:14+00:00

I put in a fake age/birthday on my Facebook account, now no one knows my birthday. Everyone always comments "Happy Birthday!" on the fake day now.

hotakyuu · 2012-09-05T17:24:21+00:00

THIS IS MY FAVORITE CAT IMAGE ON THE INTERNET.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM BIRTHDAY CAT.

Jon905 · 2012-09-05T17:25:21+00:00

It's my birthday too! Happy birthday there

staraven · 2012-09-05T17:25:36+00:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! :D

kahlo93 · 2012-09-05T17:25:41+00:00

It's my birthday too! Happy birthday, friend! :]

rapturedjesus · 2012-09-05T17:27:18+00:00

Happy Birthday, miss.

shane504 · 2012-09-05T17:27:39+00:00

I had to sleep under my desk at work for my birthday, because of hurricane Izaac. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

SirBeefWellington · 2012-09-05T17:30:40+00:00

Happy Birthday OP, It's my Birthday too!

yayova · 2012-09-05T17:31:22+00:00

Well, now you can't say nobody knows......REDDIT knows! Happy Birthday upvote in order!

EightyHD · 2012-09-05T17:31:27+00:00

It's also my birthday! Nobody also knows!

smilex000 · 2012-09-05T17:33:57+00:00

Happy Birthday!

sylveroxx · 2012-09-05T17:34:53+00:00

Well cheer up, buttercup and happy birthday!

Zestiny · 2012-09-05T17:35:40+00:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

discobloodbath · 2012-09-05T17:37:05+00:00

Got me right in the feels, bro. Happy Birthday.

FinnishDuck · 2012-09-05T17:37:37+00:00

Happy birthday, then!

mipor123 · 2012-09-05T17:37:39+00:00

aww Happy birthday, here's an upvote :) wish you a long and happy life!

Razorray21 · 2012-09-05T17:38:39+00:00

Happy Birthday,

also if you want people to know, you have to tell them

Togden_13 · 2012-09-05T17:40:29+00:00

Today is my birthday too, happy birthday birthdate buddy!!

way2sick · 2012-09-05T17:46:04+00:00

Happy Birthday, dude

IntelligentBacteria · 2012-09-05T17:47:18+00:00

Happy Birthday!! :)

reddit_user_8 · 2012-09-05T17:47:41+00:00

Quit spending time on the computer and make friend instead of feeling sorry for yourself.

TheFluxIsThis · 2012-09-05T17:49:03+00:00

This isn't funny.

vinox · 2012-09-05T17:49:27+00:00

Cute but i'm saying it's how the cat feels because it got dressed up.

catpants9001 · 2012-09-05T17:50:43+00:00

Who needs a birthday party when you can have a pity party on reddit? Seriously though, this is r/funny not r/sad or r/feelsorryforme.

Iamurcouch · 2012-09-05T17:51:46+00:00

My birthday too...

Cletus008 · 2012-09-05T17:53:58+00:00

Happy Birthday!

moresweettea · 2012-09-05T17:54:10+00:00

Happy Birthday! :D

WhiteFlour · 2012-09-05T17:55:13+00:00

THANK YOU FOR SAYING BIRTHDAY. It bugs me to no end when people say "cake day".

gnarlysheen · 2012-09-05T17:55:42+00:00

Happy Birthday

MakeItPersonal · 2012-09-05T17:56:34+00:00

Once you get to college, you plan the birthday party, unless you have a really really close friend (or SO) that does it. You make the arrangements, then tell everyone-- probably once or twice since no one writes things down. Then, the people you actually care about will come hang out with you at dinner or bars or wherever.

The way I see it, I barely remember my own birthday, much less the 10-15 or so people I'm close enough to celebrate birthdays with('s? fucking possessives)

84726505836396017475 · 2012-09-05T17:57:46+00:00

That sucks. To help you feel worse, here is what my daughter woke up to: http://imgur.com/e292a

Tarabelle · 2012-09-05T17:57:58+00:00

Today is also my birthday. This is also how I feel. I also don't have an apartment, I'm surfing couch to couch, and I don't know where I'm going to sleep tonight.

Cheers, birthday twin.

psychoticdream · 2012-09-05T18:00:10+00:00

Happy birthday dude.

dreamingwetly · 2012-09-05T18:00:19+00:00

Happy Birthday, I guess.

Hoebagexgf · 2012-09-05T18:01:14+00:00

Happy Birthday! Eat good food, even if you have to do it alone! :)

TheWierdAsianKid · 2012-09-05T18:01:51+00:00

Wow, it's my birthday too! And I see that some other people have the same birthday as well

Jairock47 · 2012-09-05T18:02:23+00:00

Happy birthday!

SpinMyRiki · 2012-09-05T18:02:28+00:00

I deleted my birthday information on FB for this reason.

I don't want to see how no one says anything when it's on public display

:(

jebus01 · 2012-09-05T18:03:02+00:00

...Ever heard of this place called Facebook!?

jakethecake951 · 2012-09-05T18:03:34+00:00

Happy Birthday!

tangbang · 2012-09-05T18:03:44+00:00

Is it listed on facebook? I don't want to seem like a bad friend, but that's seriously how I remember to wish people happy birthday.

Caleb755 · 2012-09-05T18:07:00+00:00

Happy birthday!!

jedimonkey · 2012-09-05T18:08:26+00:00

"Happy" birthday!

erickayerickay · 2012-09-05T18:09:27+00:00

Hey man, today's my birthday too. And you know who else shares our birthday... Jesse James. So you've got that going for you. Me on the other hand, I have friends to wish me a happy birthday.

n-diver · 2012-09-05T18:10:11+00:00

It's my birthday today too! Happy birthday b-day bro/sis/internetperson!

Aubrey76 · 2012-09-05T18:10:16+00:00

HAPPY B DAY! = )

Irishguy317 · 2012-09-05T18:11:47+00:00

Challenge accepted. Go out tonight and get some birthday drinks at a fun bar, ask them what a great birthday shot would be, don't be depressed guy (unless you think it will work on the hot bartender), and just say that everyone's getting together over the weekend for you. Make some friends perhaps, who the fuck knows. If you're not of drinking age, call a transvestite hooker over to your parents house, turn your ringer off, and settle in for n evening of fine pornography. Happy Birthday Buddy!

esrubio · 2012-09-05T18:13:30+00:00

happy vagina exit day!

sLyyyisfactioN · 2012-09-05T18:13:49+00:00

Happy Birthday.

vanev04 · 2012-09-05T18:13:49+00:00

I KNOW NOW! Happy birthday! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_2muj6fxpc&feature=related

overly_sarcastic24 · 2012-09-05T18:14:23+00:00

Happy Birthday!!

Dick_Serious · 2012-09-05T18:15:29+00:00

Stop being a pussy and make some friends, pussy.

PoopChuteRiot · 2012-09-05T18:17:59+00:00

Happy Birthday!

RussianMermaid · 2012-09-05T18:19:40+00:00

Happy Birthday :)

FRNJ · 2012-09-05T18:19:43+00:00

Happy birthday mate :) Everyone should

tobadsosad123 · 2012-09-05T18:19:56+00:00

happy b day :)

Myhass · 2012-09-05T18:22:27+00:00

Well in any case, happy fucking birthday!

imontopofit · 2012-09-05T18:25:35+00:00

Well then dude, Happy Fucking Birthday!!

wtfmanquestionmark · 2012-09-05T18:25:45+00:00

I started a new job a few months ago and they send out a company wide email saying who's birthday it is. You get replies all day of people saying "Happy Birthday!"

Well my birthday was this past weekend and I got nothing. No one wasn't to be the guy who says, "Hey, just letting you know I had a birthday this past weekend...you know, just in case you want to send that email out or something."

rae004 · 2012-09-05T18:25:57+00:00

Happy Birthday!!!!!

ametron · 2012-09-05T18:26:17+00:00

Birthday Today

prefmyplane · 2012-09-05T18:26:42+00:00

Do you by any chance live in ohio? I'd be totally down to chill. We can hang out, do some edward 40 hands, smoke some weed, make some music with my band. It will be a good time.

furinf · 2012-09-05T18:26:56+00:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

pmichel · 2012-09-05T18:28:35+00:00

Happy Birthday! Have a wonderful day!

fappyday · 2012-09-05T18:28:43+00:00

Screw that. Reddit has your back. Happy Birthday bro!!

jonesjam11 · 2012-09-05T18:30:37+00:00

http://www.memecenter.com/fun/692963/my-ass-had-to-callll

allthesaved · 2012-09-05T18:30:54+00:00

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Make it count, don't waste it being sad! =3 Congratulations on being whatever age you are, you're fantastic and wonderful. I hope your day is awesome anyways. <3

RiverofLizards · 2012-09-05T18:32:27+00:00

Now the Internet knows! Happy birthday!

nano_ser · 2012-09-05T18:32:57+00:00

Don't worry, cakeday should be better.

fappyday · 2012-09-05T18:34:36+00:00

Just upvoted everything in your profile. Happy birthday!

dinkylemons · 2012-09-05T18:34:55+00:00

It's my birthday too but I'm stuck in a lab all week.

kc10crewchief · 2012-09-05T18:35:06+00:00

Happy Birthday!

ElyBoBelly · 2012-09-05T18:36:18+00:00

Happy Birthday dude!!

qankelevra · 2012-09-05T18:37:26+00:00

Happy birthday, yo <3.

Pxzib · 2012-09-05T18:38:24+00:00

Wow dude, if you would leave your PO box details here I bet people would flood you with presents.

thecodejunkie · 2012-09-05T18:38:26+00:00

Happy Birthday!

stenseng · 2012-09-05T18:39:12+00:00

Happy Birthday, hoss!

NunyaaBidniss · 2012-09-05T18:39:19+00:00

Happy Birthday and such, however are you the type that does not display your birthday on facebook? If so, it's your fault.

FRNJ · 2012-09-05T18:39:42+00:00

Happy birthday mate :) Everyone should have a nice birthday !

sweetgreggo · 2012-09-05T18:40:37+00:00

Mine was yesterday. I didn't tell anyone at work because I hate all of them. It was a great day.

TalkingBackAgain · 2012-09-05T18:43:24+00:00

Happy birthday, buddy!

redromina · 2012-09-05T18:44:04+00:00

Happy birthday! ^{_^}

XhimekeidollX · 2012-09-05T18:44:19+00:00

Happy Birthday! xD

madasfire · 2012-09-05T18:45:17+00:00

Happy birthday!

cloudduel_13 · 2012-09-05T18:45:56+00:00

Happy birthday! And welcome the cold embrace of death as it keeps crawling closer. :-P

doctorlypatrick · 2012-09-05T18:46:15+00:00

happy birthday budolepalolebuddyo'mine

thelittleg · 2012-09-05T18:47:54+00:00

Happy Birthday, Buddy!:)

GeneralJPatts · 2012-09-05T18:48:14+00:00

Typical Reddit feed, everyone butting heads with each other. happy birthday bro

nameless_faceless · 2012-09-05T18:48:39+00:00

Your mom probably does. As a mom, birthdays of my kids are more special to me than my birthday.

Fartrand · 2012-09-05T18:50:53+00:00

Happy Birthday dude! :)

serrit · 2012-09-05T18:52:22+00:00

I doubt you're that cute.

Faint94 · 2012-09-05T18:53:18+00:00

happy birthday mr jacksondee

DrGirlfriend81 · 2012-09-05T18:53:50+00:00

Happy Birthday! If you're in Michigan, I'll bake you a cake lol

_Lurker_Pro · 2012-09-05T18:59:26+00:00

My birthday is in 2 weeks and in purposefully not mentioning anything around my office, I can't be alone in not wanting obligatory happy birthdays etc from my coworkers right?

danceinmyundies · 2012-09-05T19:00:08+00:00

Happy Birthday!

Today is mine too!

Birthday buddies! high five

Texasgal12 · 2012-09-05T19:00:35+00:00

Maybe you should tell some people who fucking care! Happy Fucking Birthday, Sweetheart!

Tyrone7111 · 2012-09-05T19:02:06+00:00

Happy birthday! Hope you have a wonderful day :D

KateNoire · 2012-09-05T19:02:26+00:00

Zum Geburtstag viel Glück, zum Geburtstag viel Glück, zum Geburtstag alles Gute, zum Geburtstag viel Glück. :)

TacticalMoniker · 2012-09-05T19:02:51+00:00

hey man it's my birthday too, really, Have a good one.

AJistheGreatest · 2012-09-05T19:03:23+00:00

Happy birthday. However once urban outfitters puts a picture on articles of clothing you pretty much have to down vote it to infinity. Seriously happy birthday though, sorry for being a dick. :-/

mynamestopher · 2012-09-05T19:06:02+00:00

Happy birthday sir lets go get some Mexican food

DancingBabyNinjas · 2012-09-05T19:08:23+00:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY. I love you man. Have an upvote.

Gayden · 2012-09-05T19:10:06+00:00

HAAAPPY BIRTHDAY, from finland, rovaniemi ( we have santaclous village here, come and visite some day!

sid2112 · 2012-09-05T19:11:25+00:00

Happy Birthday! Have some Karma!

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