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[–]iurgh 102 points103 points ago

Safer than doing the same thing with a dog.

[–]red321red321 67 points68 points ago

colby's revenge

[–]Colby2012NeverForget 34 points35 points ago

YES!

[–]calicojones 10 points11 points ago

now this a novelty account i can get behind.

[–]Jackstick 8 points9 points ago

Please don't.

[–]calicojones 8 points9 points ago

(we laugh to keep from crying.)

[–]Zexis 9 points10 points ago

I've seen this everywhere...can someone take a moment to tell me who Colby is?

[–]PeterChen87 12 points13 points ago

It's a reference to a total of 3 posts by the same redditor. Basically the story of a father seeking advice/ help because his teenage boy had been sodomizing their dog. Here you go:

  1. Orginal post

  2. Update number 1

  3. Update number 2

[–]Zexis 4 points5 points ago

Now that I've read the rest...that's just fucking terrible. Makes me mad.

[–]AtlasAnimated 2 points3 points ago

I can't believe a kid can be so evil..

[–]Zexis 8 points9 points ago

Ho lee fuck.

[–]ThatGreekGuy 2 points3 points ago

Thanks for reminding me of that thread

[–]CommandADelete 12 points13 points ago

Right in the balls feels balls.

[–]SupermanV2 21 points22 points ago

Nope. It was definitely the balls.

That's right! Wear your edit asterisk of shame!

Wait, shit.

[–]Nevermindit 4 points5 points ago

You're hired detective

[–]Lovadeath 0 points1 point ago

Lawyered!

[–]heardlb 6 points7 points ago

Why does that dog have horns?

[–]warox 9 points10 points ago

ear cropping

[–]Inane_Asylum 1 point2 points ago

Satan dog takes testicles as sacrifice.

[–]sp00kyd00m 0 points1 point ago

some people like to mutilate their dogs ears so they 'look better'

[–]Average_Joke 1 point2 points ago

He just wanted to play ball.

[–]cmilla -5 points-4 points ago

Wow, that's not even funny. I have seen dogs eat drywall trying to catch dots.

[–]EliteMagnifi -1 points0 points ago

Lulz

[–]el_notario 23 points24 points ago

If you play it in reverse, this gif is about a laser that is chasing an epileptic moonwalking cat.

[–]Cingetorix 31 points32 points ago

[–]Dr_Twatson 6 points7 points ago

It's like the cat's being cornered.

[–]erroneous_facts 2 points3 points ago

"dodge this......:)"

[–]rickinyorkshire 1 point2 points ago

Thanks.

[–]Pulse761 0 points1 point ago

You're doing God's work, son.

[–]Cingetorix 0 points1 point ago

And peace be with you, my brother.

[–]JTDeuce 0 points1 point ago

Well that took a long time to load.

[–]Cingetorix 0 points1 point ago

Reuploaded to imgur, that should help.

[–]JTDeuce 0 points1 point ago

Thank you, sir.

[–]SmokeyDBear 2 points3 points ago

That's some David Bowie shit right there.

[–]khorne55 14 points15 points ago

Yey reposts.

[–]jazzyjjr99 11 points12 points ago

ok .........:)

[–]JediMasterSam 1 point2 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Laser + Cat = 45coms 483pts 4mos funny
How I feel after drinking coffee for the first time. 0coms 12pts 5mos funny
Cat + laserpen = endless fun 5coms 18pts 7mos funny
WOOP WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP 56coms 910pts 7mos funny
Cat freaks out over laser pointer 4coms 23pts 7mos gifs
Serpent Cat 133coms 1128pts 10mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Kimster4Life 8 points9 points ago

Why would you give this such a retarded title?

[–]EntropyKC 1 point2 points ago

Exactly what I was thinking! Even if I hadn't seen this about 15 years ago when I first got on the internet, I would have downvoted for the terrible title regardless of whether I thought the gif was funny or not.

[–]vyllex 3 points4 points ago

Cat + laser pointer = floors scratched to oblivion.

[–]bonzike 2 points3 points ago

Human + Laser pointer = infinite entertainment.

[–]patssle 0 points1 point ago

Hmm, that gives me an idea, what if you take a laser pointer to an undeveloped part of the world that have never seen anything like it. What would their response be?

[–]twenty-four 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of a ticker from Gears of War.

[–]NimX3 3 points4 points ago

[–]jokerking07 4 points5 points ago

This reminds if zoidberg when he scampered

[–]OnceIHadACookie 22 points23 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Laser + Cat = 45coms 483pts 4mos funny
How I feel after drinking coffee for the first time. 0coms 12pts 5mos funny
Cat + laserpen = endless fun 5coms 18pts 7mos funny
WOOP WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP 56coms 910pts 7mos funny
Cat freaks out over laser pointer 4coms 23pts 7mos gifs
Serpent Cat 133coms 1128pts 10mos funny

[–]RabidWalrus 0 points1 point ago

Despite the string of reposts, i'm sending out a feel to TribalJuju who could've reaped the sweet karma that reisuke did if he had posted it two hours later in /r/funny.

[–]PoutineMadness 3 points4 points ago

repost!

[–]sebtoast 1 point2 points ago

It's now 12h37 and I was wondering what I was going eat... Now, because of YOU, I'm going to go get a poutine... thanks...

[–]PoutineMadness 1 point2 points ago

LA BANQUISE ALL THE WAY

[–]AnxAlbumxCover -5 points-4 points ago

I've never seen it!

[–]darkhunt3r -3 points-2 points ago

so it's your first day on the internet then..

[–]AnxAlbumxCover -1 points0 points ago

No, I've just never seen this gif. We haven't all seen the things you've seen.

[–]spongmario -3 points-2 points ago

nope he's right. This is everywhere

[–]AnxAlbumxCover 0 points1 point ago

Well, nice. I still haven't ever seen it until today.

[–]flawedless 1 point2 points ago

I haven't seen it either. Guess our friends don't realize that in the rules of Reddit it mentions how irritating it is to hear people complain about reposts.

[–]fritula 2 points3 points ago

[–]AlrightStopHammatime 2 points3 points ago

I remember when I first saw this posted on Reddit back in 1973.

[–]jojogreen 1 point2 points ago

If we have to start animal .gifs again then here take this album.

[–]Spiritjump -2 points-1 points ago

Catch this what? This repost?

[–]XaroXhaonDaxos -1 points0 points ago

From the moment Mr. Wiggles was bitten by that radioactive spider, he knew that his life was about to change.

[–]Paulpaps -1 points0 points ago

We should harness this for limitless energy.

[–]Brilliant_ -1 points0 points ago

This how i teach my cat to play snake

[–]eugenerhan -1 points0 points ago

[–]SHITKEEPSFALLING 0 points1 point ago

Providing momentum with the hind legs while laser-corralling with the front paws. Excellent form. 10/10

[–]DaddysDia -1 points0 points ago

Made me laugh out LOUD!!!

[–]IntellectualHobo -1 points0 points ago

Congratulations sir or madam this gif is in violation of US patent laws! The absurdity!

[–]SamuelColts454 0 points1 point ago

Don't you mean: Cats this?

bahahaha puns....

[–]gab04 0 points1 point ago

Saw this at least a million time

[–]EGrshm 0 points1 point ago

GATORCAT.

[–]Straw___Man 0 points1 point ago

Looks almost like an AI bug in a game.

[–]Inconclusive09 0 points1 point ago

Cats got the moves like Jagger

[–]MrsMantoothsSon 0 points1 point ago

OK. So I normally don't give a shit about these cat posts, but this one actually made me laugh out loud in a quiet office. Well done OP, I applaud you.

[–]rda_Highlander -1 points0 points ago

It's really strange. I don't feel the sudden urge to downvote reposts... It's like... I'm not even butthurt anymore.

[–]Hoodooz39 0 points1 point ago

I just happened to have the Major-General's song from Pirates of Penzance playing in the background when I watched this and it was fantastic.

[–]justinpk 0 points1 point ago

Laughin so hard at work I look stupid.

[–]PhilosophicFruitFly 0 points1 point ago

My favorite gif of all time.

[–]xenorous 0 points1 point ago

Was listening to dubstep when this came up. Was appropriate

[–]_vyang 0 points1 point ago

gangnam style

[–]spacemoses 0 points1 point ago

This needs to be an upvote gif

[–]LeZarathustra 0 points1 point ago

This is why we need an /r/photoshopbattles for gifs!

[–]CaptnAwesomeGuy 0 points1 point ago

More like "Cat-ch this"! Get it because there's a cat?!

[–]kindlykatie 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for using the smiley properly, and not this (:

[–]reisuke 0 points1 point ago

Here's an upvote because I still find this funny as hell.

[–]mDJStudios 0 points1 point ago

The ping in here is too DAMN HIGH!

pingistoodamnhigh.jpg

[–]Im-M-A-Reyes 0 points1 point ago

HAMMER TIME

[–]avajanewolf 0 points1 point ago

IT'S SO FLUFFY!

[–]Zom-be 0 points1 point ago

[–]TheMajicalWaffle 0 points1 point ago

Retoasts, retoasts everywhere.

[–]MitchOssimPants 0 points1 point ago

So that's what you get when you cross a snake and a cat.

[–]makubex 1 point2 points ago

Attach a sponge vest to the cat and not only do you have an entertaining, propelled by truffle shuffle, cat, but you have sparking clean hardwood that you could eat off of.

[–]Seicair 2 points3 points ago

Except if you attach anything to a cat their gravitational pull is instantly multiplied by a factor of about 50. The cat will slowly fall over and become unable to move.

[–]Tsunami3000 -1 points0 points ago

this hilariously goes with this song here

[–]Matherl -1 points0 points ago

WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP!!

[–]meh65535 0 points1 point ago

my cat ignores laser dots :(

[–]iMediaMonster -2 points-1 points ago

That's a good thing. When cats can't catch their prey they start to doubt their hunting abilities and become less confident and playful, sometimes depressed. I xnay'd laser pointers ever since i read that. It’s not fair to work the cat up without giving them the satisfaction of a successful hunt.

[–]akjake 3 points4 points ago

This gif is older than my grandpa's dick.

[–]cryspistol -2 points-1 points ago

dat tail.

[–]overused-meme-alert -2 points-1 points ago

dat tail.

wee-oo-wee-oo

.

[–]SupermanV2 -2 points-1 points ago

Can't... stop... watching.

[–]ericn1300 -2 points-1 points ago

awww

[–]claytonb -2 points-1 points ago

I saw the same thing happen in the exorcist.

[–]puro -2 points-1 points ago

this is the most hilarious cat gif of all time.

[–]conley46 -2 points-1 points ago

look how agile and aggressive the cat is

[–]explosive_pancakes -2 points-1 points ago

That cat can go prone like a boss.

[–]overused-meme-alert -1 points0 points ago

like a boss

WHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOP

.

[–]ntgalloway -2 points-1 points ago

sister saw this over my shoulder and said 'that would be you in cat-form"

[–]Maximuqq -4 points-3 points ago

I want to get a laser pen... my cats are too lazy to play anyway

[–]ebolaRETURNS -1 points0 points ago

Look at that tail. That's a severe adrenal response, indicating maximal excitement.

[–]_Captain_Obvious__ -3 points-2 points ago

That cat wants to catch the dot made by the lazer beam!

[–]thokk2 -4 points-3 points ago

Is that a cat or an albino squirrel?

[–]JamaiKen -4 points-3 points ago

Cats are funny as fuck!

[–]WutSheSaid -2 points-1 points ago

No Gif has ever deserved the Benny Hill Theme song more...