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[–]sqazm 16 points17 points ago

Wait....I worry what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of pizzas."

[–]DeIgado 11 points12 points ago

What I said was, "Give me all the pizza you have," do you understand?

[–]TrollKy 0 points1 point ago

[–]Brlkhh001 32 points33 points ago

Hah, child obesity is hilarious. Classic!

[–]remhawk99 8 points9 points ago

It is, if natural selection works faster than those obesity wheel chairs in Walmart.

[–]antifolkhero 8 points9 points ago

I'm sure he has a lot of control over what his parents feed him.

[–]dutch010 8 points9 points ago

Parents? What parents? They've been eaten.

[–]gigitythatwutshesaid 15 points16 points ago

Kim Jong Un does not have to call out for pizza - pizza is always ready!

[–]antifolkhero 10 points11 points ago

HAHA, THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE HE IS FAT!

[–]brandon684 2 points3 points ago

I'm afraid what you heard me say was "give me a lot of pepperoni and cheese", but what I said was "give me all the pepperoni and cheese you have."

[–]doot_doot 2 points3 points ago

take that, child with a severe health issue

[–]Whiffmeister 2 points3 points ago

Hah, that's funny because he is fat!

[–]DJDanaK 1 point2 points ago

I used to be really (really) fat before a gastric bypass, and I think it's weird that healthy people believe that overweight people eat an INSANE amount of food. I mean, yes, the 600-pound man who can't fit through the McDonald's door is eating an insane amount of food. But in the 200-300 range... it really doesn't take that much food to get huge. I think a lot of people would be surprised. Like an average day of eating (before bypass) would probably be 3 sodas, 6 pieces of pizza, 2 sandwiches and a bag of chips. It's still a lot of food but it's not ALL THE PIZZAS. Srsly.

[–]MetternichMarck 1 point2 points ago

A man after Ron Swanson's heart, but with pizza.

[–]gentlemandinosaur 0 points1 point ago

That is funny. Is it guys?

[–]snowtires 1 point2 points ago

That kid's face is eating itself.

[–]w3ar3allk1ng5 0 points1 point ago

Surely these are cakes.

[–]disrespexual 0 points1 point ago

I read it in my head as "peeza".

[–]ifrit1100 1 point2 points ago

Saw this version first

[–]kabukistar 0 points1 point ago

Get it? Because he's fat.

[–]krezzzzzzz -2 points-1 points ago

it's funny because chinese people don't eat pizza

[–]iliketowalk 8 points9 points ago

I ordered pizza in China out of curiosity since it was on the menu at a restaurant and at a first glance it looked normal, but then I noticed that instead of cheese the crust was completely covered with sliced onions.

[–]Crash89 1 point2 points ago

That sounds kinda delicious, though.

[–]valeriob 0 points1 point ago

I ordered pizza in Beijing and I was not as disappointed.

The cheese was a little different, texturally speaking, but the rest of it was on par with your local Tony's Pizza.

[–]nexus_5 0 points1 point ago

I don't think that it is true. What is your name?

[–]Today_is_Thursday 1 point2 points ago

In the cities they do. They just put chinese food ingredients on top. As a Chinese-American, I am a connoisseur of both western and Chinese cuisines and the bastard pizzas from a Chinese Pizza Hut are abhorrent to me.

[–]BobbyD84 1 point2 points ago

I could go for some General Tso's pizza.

[–]AeroRandy 0 points1 point ago

What are you talking about? This is a young Kim Jong Un.

[–]trampus1 1 point2 points ago

What? Have you not seen their cheeseburger crust pizza? They go crazier than we Americans do.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

No they only eat chicken feet and dried toad's gizzards and snake blood and other such delicacies. Idea for market cornering: Put chinese delicacy toppings on pizzas !

[–]8_4_Schu -2 points-1 points ago

The answer apparently is: "not enough".

[–]teamcarter 0 points1 point ago

thats old

[–]Whatthefuckamisaying -2 points-1 points ago

RATS DAT YOU RANT? RON TON SOOP? AM ON MA WAY! DERIVERY!DERIVERY!

[–]la_guiri -2 points-1 points ago

i guess i'm biased, but if the guy was an adult i would have found it funny, because fuck him, i guess, he's old enough to take care of himself and doesn't, so it wouldn't feel so wrong to ridicule him. when it's a kid, it's just... sad.

[–]NuktheDuck -3 points-2 points ago

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-i'm going to hell..