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[–]BbIT 3 points4 points ago

If only he could piece his girlfriend back together the same way. Poor Betsy just wanted some dark meat.

[–]grantquigle -1 points0 points ago

Made my day XD

[–]GNsLifeStories 6 points7 points ago

IM SO MAD! BETTER GO REPAIR THAT DOOR!

[–]medhop 2 points3 points ago

!ROOD TAHT KAERB OG RETTEB !DAM OS MI

[–]thejam15 -1 points0 points ago

Took me a second but I see what you did there

[–]MagyarRedDevil 3 points4 points ago

They look pretty black to me...

[–]mikey_croatia 0 points1 point ago

He has golden hands.

[–]axelei 0 points1 point ago

Jedi reconstruction*

[–]Skydiver860 0 points1 point ago

What the hell? Is that door made of cardboard?

[–]jojomesozoic 0 points1 point ago

Yuuuuup. Hence the cynical comment above. Stupid fighters all think they are badass. Now if he did this to a solid wood door. . .then that'd be impressive. As it stands, it's just a baby losing his temper.

[–]BurningBanana 0 points1 point ago

Don't fuck with my door!

[–]jojomesozoic -2 points-1 points ago

ER MER GERD! HE BREK DERT CERDBERD DERR SER HERRRRD!!! I WERSH I WER STRNG ERNERF TER BREK CERDBERD LERK DERT!!!

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[–]InsanityDotCom 0 points1 point ago

I spent far too long on that website...