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The more I see these, the closer we get to this. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]CaptainPrizes 84 points85 points ago

It's like Reddit is some kind of...circlejerk.

[–]Broteezy 14 points15 points ago

Can we jerk each other off? I'll gladly jerk you off.

[–]Hairo -4 points-3 points ago

DAFUQ!?

[–]Lunatic14 1 point2 points ago

I don't know why, but I hate this picture so much. But it is used right here at least

[–]Hairo -2 points-1 points ago

i don't know why people here hate that pic... care to explain??

[–]Lunatic14 -1 points0 points ago

I hate that word and I feel like it is out of context. Feels so Facebook so don't make me say it, feels so meta.

[–]Hairo 1 point2 points ago

ok, i'll never use it here again... but it was my reaction to the above comment...

[–]blackkevinDUNK 0 points1 point ago

its ok i like it

[–]Biggle 1 point2 points ago

I love that word, its informal and can only be used in text.

[–]CaptainPrizes 1 point2 points ago

We should totally jerk each other off. Anyone else?

[–]ReginaPutana 1 point2 points ago

Wanna switch?

[–]Broteezy 0 points1 point ago

Finally! I've been waiting for that reply all day!

[–]rlars7 0 points1 point ago

Go away. I'm batein'!!!

[–]dabockster 27 points28 points ago

ORLY?

[–]ANUS_ODOR_INHALER 20 points21 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/7RaSB.jpg

[–]Aydaanh 19 points20 points ago

http://imgur.com/7u78k

[–]dabockster 17 points18 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/HZNIB.jpg

[–]mimdrs 15 points16 points ago

Yes he is

[–]sourcreamjunkie 25 points26 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/B0NIK.jpg

[–]_ShyGuy_ -1 points0 points ago

/r/SpideyMeme

[–]Earthian -4 points-3 points ago

reddit: now 4chan!

[–]dabockster -2 points-1 points ago

Again, ORLY?

[–]trampus1 22 points23 points ago

It's like one of those 4chan "Replace one word at a time in the sentence" threads that just ends up being the word nigger 10 times in a row.

[–]dugie13 4 points5 points ago

It's like one of those 4chan "Replace one word at a time in the sentence" threads that just ends up being the word nigger 10 times in a nigger.

[–]Davinpants 1 point2 points ago

Its like one of those 4chan "Replace one word at a time in the sentence" niggers that just ends up being the word nigger 10 times in a nigger

[–]blackkevinDUNK 0 points1 point ago

Its like one of those 4chan "Replace one nigger at a time in the sentence" niggers that just ends up being the word nigger 10 times in a nigger

[–]dugie13 0 points1 point ago

Its like one of those 4chan "Replace one nigger at a time in the sentence" niggers that just ends up being the word nigger 10 times in a nigger

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[–]RichBickle -1 points0 points ago

Stop.

[–]tokyocarnival 8 points9 points ago

They're masturbating... and then I'm going to start masturbating... OOOHHHH MYYYY GODDDDDD!!!!!!!!

[–]nwsreddit 8 points9 points ago

Suddenly, wold peace.

[–]Arafax 25 points26 points ago

He was so close to world peace ... but in the end we only got wold peace.

[–]okmkz 11 points12 points ago

GOIN TO DIDNEY WOLD

[–]MasterAardwolf 6 points7 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/hpFO8.jpg

[–]WaterChestnut3 0 points1 point ago

Well... that was certainly a surprise...

[–]sb3hxsb50 5 points6 points ago

Typing with one hand again.

[–]Arafax 1 point2 points ago

Actually ... I don't want to know what your other hand is doing.

[–]Zurmakin 2 points3 points ago

With the tone of this thread, how could one not know what it is doing.

[–]Naggers123 0 points1 point ago

FUCLEAR TEST BAN TREATY SIGNED

[–]Neelpos[S] 3 points4 points ago

Only problem with this of course is that it's No Fap September (even though like every other month seems to be that)

Shame on all of you, breaking your promise.

[–]ProjectCano 11 points12 points ago

i thought it was No Fap November though, how many months are we supposed to do this.

[–]trampus1 15 points16 points ago

You're really gonna hate No Fap 2013.

[–]Xandrez192 8 points9 points ago

Wait, No Fap 2013? I thought it was No Fap 2012...

Shit.

[–]trampus1 6 points7 points ago

You've got 3 months, make 'em count.

[–]Madonkadonk 12 points13 points ago

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/firehose.gif

[–]CigaretteBurn12 1 point2 points ago

I thought it was No Fap February :-/

[–]I_decide_up_or_down 1 point2 points ago

No, actually yesterday we all got together and took a vote, we decided no fap September was a stupid idea, and that we should just let this shit go. After all it has been like a month and a half in reddit time already. edit:... meant to post on previous comment. Too late now.

[–]sparty09 -1 points0 points ago

Movember is what you're probably thinking of

[–]zoidb0rg 0 points1 point ago

No, November is when you grow a mustache for some retarded reason.

[–]vaginarox -1 points0 points ago

I REGRET NOTHING!!!!

[–]Puffnpass 2 points3 points ago

I was masturbating when I opened this link.

[–]cherubble -3 points-2 points ago

Came here to type this.

[–]KatieMyLady 11 points12 points ago

I came. Then typed this.

[–]Wolfman675 0 points1 point ago

You people masturbate on /r/AdviceAnimals?

[–]KatieMyLady 1 point2 points ago

The list of things I don't masturbate while doing would be a shorter answer.

[–]salmons -1 points0 points ago

So you're saying we should masturbate... together?

[–]xplodymoose 0 points1 point ago

story of my life...

[–]GuerrillaRobot 0 points1 point ago

and now we are there.

[–]DarkReddit0r 0 points1 point ago

This will make you a master baiter.

[–]UKILLEDKENNY01 0 points1 point ago

Just jackin' it.

[–]xHarry777 0 points1 point ago

Aaaaaaaand you're circlejerking

[–]FullMoon1108 0 points1 point ago

http://images.costumesgalore.net/fuggedaboutit-mustache.jpg

[–]nojesusforyou 1 point2 points ago

L33t up votes as I type this

[–]Anaract 0 points1 point ago

no fap september, man

[–]BPsandman84 0 points1 point ago

So everyone is masturbating so much that they turn into Spiderman?

[–]xhable 1 point2 points ago

Spiderman that ho!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spidermanning

[–]bigoldirtydick -2 points-1 points ago

i don't masturbate.

[–]GeneralAverage 0 points1 point ago

Nice try, chronic masturbator.

[–]stinky-weaselteats -1 points0 points ago

Geez, get a hold of yourself Spidey.

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