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[–]BeautyIsASiren 24 points25 points ago

This account has been suspended.

[–]yurgendurgen 8 points9 points ago

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul 1 point2 points ago

dogs on jetskis?

[–]rofldoctor 12 points13 points ago

[–]himynameiserica 13 points14 points ago

My dog before she died, would grab the blankets off of the couch and hide under them. When someone would sit by her on the couch, you just saw the blanket move to look up at you.

[–]waqasbhutta 2 points3 points ago

clever dog

[–]punwick 4 points5 points ago

He looks dog tired.

[–]armchairdetective 2 points3 points ago

Repost.

[–]iiredsoxii 1 point2 points ago

This is a repost of your repost post.

[–]armchairdetective 0 points1 point ago

Indeed. The joys of smart phones!

[–]waqasbhutta 1 point2 points ago

:)

[–]armchairdetective 1 point2 points ago

Repost.

[–]conley46 -1 points0 points ago

tired eyes want to close but brains still want to work

[–]Chrusherz -1 points0 points ago

My dog uses the curtains for this.

[–]Dr_facepuncher -1 points0 points ago

is that ron pearlman in one of the pictures?

[–]fuzzyshark5 1 point2 points ago

I don't care if its a repost, this is my favorite gif.

[–]DrHasnoCash 0 points1 point ago

Now that.....is just awesome

[–]DMODE 1 point2 points ago

I'm thinking this link might be racist

[–]hooneroo -1 points0 points ago

So funny. Good dog.

[–]imataqito -1 points0 points ago

Heh, the image hosting service is a racial slur.

[–]immortalsix -1 points0 points ago

god damn it

[–]LittleBigKid2000 2 points3 points ago

"This Account Has Been Suspended"

[–]waqasbhutta -5 points-4 points ago

After a long day

[–]this_one_jumps 3 points4 points ago

Quite the clever one aren't ya ?

[–]Rinsler[S] 4 points5 points ago

Yes, that's what I said.

[–]OnceIHadACookie 11 points12 points ago

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[–]karmakiller69 0 points1 point ago

I was forced to sleep on the couch as a child and my Pomeranian would sleep under the blanket that hung off of the couch. He would get super pissed of you moved the blanket though... he would jump up and bite the shit out of you foe moving too much.

[–]nikomo -2 points-1 points ago

This post reminded me that I feel like dying and should probably consume coffee.

I'm thankful for the reminder that I need coffee, but the dying part sucks.

[–]The_Artist_Formally 0 points1 point ago

Death smiles at all of us, the best a man can do is smile back.

[–]Rosalee -2 points-1 points ago

My dog gets off his bed when I walk past at night and stands and waits for me to straighten it out for him.

[–]Hellothereawesome -2 points-1 points ago

reminds me of my own pug pooply.

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll -4 points-3 points ago