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[–]farceur318 58 points59 points ago

That's obviously not coffee in that thermos

and

prof says "divide into groups"

can be a terrifying combo for the dude with the thermos. I have gone to class drunk only once in my life, but sure enough it was a group work day. I spent the whole time concentrating on not calling the group members by the nicknames i had just made up for them in my head based on their appearances.

[–]zeppelinfromled 5 points6 points ago

I don't understand why you would go to class drunk. Surely just not going is a better option.

[–]enyd 6 points7 points ago

Sometimes you're going to fail if you miss another class. That said, I've never gone to class drunk either. Hungover, yes.

[–]osuwhitey 179 points180 points ago

So here's an idea: the professor puts this up on the projector, and fills it out as the class goes on, subtly indicating that he/she does, indeed, notice things.

[–]Faythren 119 points120 points ago

I teach and I was JUST thinking about doing this

[–]sunuv 177 points178 points ago

I imagine you staring into a persons eyes in the front row as you mark off "Achingly attractive member of the opposite sex."

[–]dirice87 68 points69 points ago

I would just hold up a mirror

[–]TheFreeloader 63 points64 points ago

Oh, you must have one of those magic gender-changing mirrors, I have heard of those.

[–]sc2noob100 25 points26 points ago

Doesn't that technically make you a pre-op transgendered person?

[–]dirice87 95 points96 points ago

My beauty is not tied down by mere chromosomes.

[–]Revoker 3 points4 points ago

well that would make you both sexes because you would have to be the opposite sex of what you are, but if you are both sexes than you don't have an opposite, so your opposite would be nothing, and than you cease to exist when you mark that down..

[–]DaniL_15 5 points6 points ago

Just replace that one with "Someone staring at a member of the opposite sex." and you're good to go.

[–]Spitfirre 259 points260 points ago

I plan on revising this for engineering students. Clearly, achingly attractive member of the opposite sex needs to be revised.

[–]MrMonkfred 99 points100 points ago

Computer Science, University of Cambridge - My classes have 69 Guys and 1 Girl.

I wish I was an Engineer...

[–]AlanLolspan 109 points110 points ago

Yeah but with a ratio like that, she becomes an honorary "achingly attractive member of the opposite sex."

[–]MrMonkfred 163 points164 points ago

With a ratio like that, the guys with long hair become "achingly attractive members of the opposite sex", a bit like prison bitches...

[–]SaikoGekido 57 points58 points ago

Want to see my Python skills?

[–]dirice87 11 points12 points ago

Want to see my binary tree? Wait...

[–]SonicFlash01 14 points15 points ago

"Ai gurl, this aint much for a prolog and I don't if you got a lisp but why donchu assembly yourself in mah car and I'll getchu some java and perls"
(All the languages I learned during my time there. I might have wasted my money)

[–]pinheadd 3 points4 points ago

That sounds a lot cooler than it really is.

[–]Nobby_Nobbs 4 points5 points ago

...

I'm beginning to regret aiming myself towards Engineering.

[–]Kar98_Byf42 38 points39 points ago

My classes have 69 Guys and 1 Girl.

And that one was lesbian.

[–]mynamewastakenagain 47 points48 points ago

About the same ratio in my class, except that she wasn't a lesbian.

She had a mustache.

[–]JBJS 7 points8 points ago

I am a female CS student. Most of my classes are around 50 students with about 3-5 females. I've noticed that if a girl is even moderately pleasant-looking, she pretty much gets seen as "achingly attractive" by most members of the class.

[–]Takes_Best_Guess 15 points16 points ago

When you've seen nothing but dudes for the last 2 years straight, the girl doesn't even have to be moderately pleasant-looking. As long as she's not showing off her penis, she's pretty darn attractive.

[–]SonicFlash01 7 points8 points ago

Our CS building was across the street from the arts building, and our building had a very nice sunny atrium with a smoothie/fru-fru coffee vendor, so occasionally art school girls would wander over, and our tortures would begin...
Seriously, total sausage fest in that place

[–]devilbird99 13 points14 points ago

Engineering major only school. Somewhere around 27% female total for the entire school.

But that's ok because it's not why I came here! Other people complain but hey, no one forced us to choose the school.

[–]physicsishotsauce 9 points10 points ago

Rolla?

[–]devilbird99 1 point2 points ago

Mines

[–]BasuKun 3 points4 points ago

Sound Technician here, the entire school had 3 girls.

2 were lesbians, not even joking.

[–]Ejvind 2 points3 points ago

Ohey, I know a guy going there for that course this year. What college?

[–]Lobo2ffs 11 points12 points ago

Come over to Chemistry Engineering, my class for the last two years of the bachelor was 14 girls and 8 guys. Went on to Process Chemistry insitute, it's around 40% girls, with 60% overall on the program (because of bio).

[–]fairlyodd922 13 points14 points ago

As a fellow Chemical Engineering student, I'd like to ask where in the world all these girls are.

[–]Spitfirre 2 points3 points ago

/envy

[–]cl0ckt0wer 6 points7 points ago

How about just achingly attractive?

[–]BuckeyeBentley 13 points14 points ago

Nursing, dude. Nursing. Some programs I've looked at have been 9:1 girls:dudes. The downside is they'll probably assume you're gay until proven otherwise.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

"I'm not gay, come back to my place and I'll prove it"

-Easy mode.

[–]brandon628 1 point2 points ago

Pharmacy field here, and I'm taking medical terminology this semester, and I am the only guy in a class of 20.

[–]eebovipe 4 points5 points ago

During my senior year in mechanical engineering I made a "MechE Buzzword Bingo" for senior project presentations. The free space was "Sustainability" and others included "green technology," "CFD," "FEA," and many more. It was a hoot.

[–]shohab 1 point2 points ago

It was a hoot?

[–]eebovipe 2 points3 points ago

Yes, it was.

[–]Reshimon 2 points3 points ago

I study engineering (Applied Physics and electrical engineering) and we have 7 girls in a group of 30. At least 4 of them are achingly attractive.

[–]3065462 165 points166 points ago

Wheres the person who has a personal story for every class

[–][deleted] 141 points142 points ago

As a mother, I ...

[–]Ceejae 71 points72 points ago

Oh god yes. It's always a mother.

Every. God. Damn. Time. Why. Won't. You. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

[–]diversionmary 22 points23 points ago

Oh you kids. Just you wait and see! As a mother I ...

[–]Morgantuanbeast 20 points21 points ago

Engineering major here, I've never had a mother in one of my courses.

[–]Takes_Best_Guess 11 points12 points ago

That's because you've never had an actual female in one of your classes.

Source: Mechanical Engineering major here.

[–]talkativeturtle 10 points11 points ago

As a homosexual person, I... As a member of the chess club, I... As a member of political party x, I... As a [This makes me very special and allows me to take up your class time with all of my stories.] SHUT THE FUCK UP. WHY WON'T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[–]Mjr334 12 points13 points ago

As a turtle, I...

[–]StezzerLolz 20 points21 points ago

Actually, I'd listen to that uncomplainingly...

[–]thisismynewredditacc 8 points9 points ago

"Since the professor is obviously hinting and ending class early, I thought now would be the best time to regale the entire class about how silly my X year old is. "

[–]TSED 99 points100 points ago

THAT one who WON'T SHUT UP.

Should count.

[–]3065462 28 points29 points ago

Yes, but there's ones that don't shut up for relevant opinions or input and then there's the "one time, my cousin..."

[–]TSED 26 points27 points ago

Too complicated for bingo, yo.

[–]invincibleme 6 points7 points ago

[–]dave32891 4 points5 points ago

Either of which no one else in the class wants to hear about

[–]farceur318 11 points12 points ago

Or the girl that tries to tie her experience with horses into every topic.

[–]Empexis 4 points5 points ago

Oh really? Even... Anatomy? Human Sexuality? ;)

[–]farceur318 12 points13 points ago

You'd be surprised. I've heard a Token Horse Girl try to compare the feeling of winning every event in a show-horse competition to the chemical reaction of achieving orgasm in a class on sexuality. I wish I was kidding.

[–]Empexis 2 points3 points ago

I'm glad you're not. That story made me laugh so hard.

[–]millionthvisitor 33 points34 points ago

We used to play a version of this in our lectures. Each person was divvied up a couple of these squares and once someone had them all ticked, to win the game they had to ask a question with the word 'bingo' in it to the professor. ( this would announce to the class that you had

[–]epiclulz4real 39 points40 points ago

You seem to have forgotten a word at the end of your

[–]illz569 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, I

[–]mimicthefrench 2 points3 points ago

This is brilliant, and my sole lecture class is going to be playing this tomorrow night whether they like it or not.

[–]TheKert 27 points28 points ago

I see I'm not the only one who played SNES on my laptop through all of university

[–]Simba7 2 points3 points ago

Commander Keen.

[–]wha7thmah 2 points3 points ago

Is N64 considered old school now? Cause if so, I've got that one covered as well.

[–]SirTheBob 94 points95 points ago

Why is there no space for "Not paying attention due to playing Boring College Class Bingo?"

[–]Fuquawins 25 points26 points ago

That's the free space

[–]Fuquawins 11 points12 points ago

"real free space"

[–]Kinetic_Waffle 70 points71 points ago

This is biased. I've seen someone give a straight bingo upon entering the class for row B. He walked into the projector.

[–]NightOwl123 9 points10 points ago

i think you mean column B

[–]chodesketeer 18 points19 points ago

Technical difficulties are the best. Oh no the projector doesn't work! The mic ran out of batteries! Fucking bliss I tells ya.

[–]blahblahblahdkjdfgj 12 points13 points ago

"I was going to show you next week's exam so we could go over it, but I can't seem to get the projector to work."

10 people volunteer to help

"I was going to show you a slideshow of my family's summer vacation to Scranton, but I can't seem to get the project to work."

everyone remains silent

[–]SaintZvlkx 2 points3 points ago

Or just the teacher doesn't actually know how to work the damn projector, and as the one guy who works for Computing Services, I have to show them the magical wonders of a TV remote while they yell in my ear.

I'm not bitter at all.

[–]tttruckit 17 points18 points ago

Frazzled TA? Don't think so, I got my shit togeth....oh fuck, it's my office hour. gotta run!

[–]Lokky 9 points10 points ago

And once you get there nobody shows up. An hour later you get an email from a student asking if you can have office hours just for him.

[–]JennyBeckman 55 points56 points ago

Believe it or not but this just inspired me to go back to school. I've been dallying with the idea for a while. I miss uni. Calling the registrar today.

[–]Methusalah 11 points12 points ago

Yeah do it! Had an associate's for years, but started back this semester to finish my bachelor's. Really enjoying it so far.

[–]crickets 8 points9 points ago

Do it! I just went back after 8 years. Feels much more rewarding as a mature adult too.

[–]SaltFrog 10 points11 points ago

Could've filled this a million times over in college....

[–]trapherkeepher 58 points59 points ago

lost @ "someone eating an entire meal"

[–]killahcool 51 points52 points ago

No kidding, these were always my favorites in college.

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points ago

Fuck you, I was hungry.

[–]killahcool 28 points29 points ago

Well fuck yourself, I said I liked you guys.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

Hey man, you want one of my chicken strips? I'm full.

[–]killahcool 17 points18 points ago

Gimme some of that gravy, don't be stingy now.

[–]tttruckit 11 points12 points ago

Great, now it smells like a fast food kitchen in here.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

Don't hate, I still have 3 more chicken strips and you can have one. I love the student union, that one guy with the lazy eye at the grill always gives me so many chicken strips.

[–]poop22_ 2 points3 points ago

Who said that's a bad thing?

[–]WhatamIwaitingfor 9 points10 points ago

This kid I used to go to highschool with brought four bagged lunches in, every day: one for "breakfast," one for a snack in between said "breakfast" and lunch, one for lunch, and one for a snack about an hour after lunch.

These things weren't small, either. Each bag would have like... chicken and a drink and some yoghurt and some other shit. T'was fucked up because I could never remember to bring my own lunch :(

[–]InfantStomper 12 points13 points ago

You've never heard of second breakfast? Elevensies maybe?

[–]thundershaft 4 points5 points ago

Did you find your way back?

[–]trapherkeepher 4 points5 points ago

[–]demon1255 9 points10 points ago

Professor says divide into groups

Fuck.

[–]LittleWho 5 points6 points ago

I played this today, during my first class at 8:30am (Sociology of Religion). Needless to say, I filled almost every square. There were no attractive people in my class. :(

[–]pinheadd 8 points9 points ago

You forgot about yourself

;)

[–]Ardal 4 points5 points ago

We used to do this at meetings but it was called bullshit bingo then and the card was full of those shitty management phrases like 'thinking outside the box'

[–]chain_chomp 39 points40 points ago

"Someone on Reddit" should be an option.

[–]howajambe 6 points7 points ago

No.

That's what the facebook slot is for.

[–]VladBelmont 18 points19 points ago

then complain about how there's no jobs after college

[–]c-lace 3 points4 points ago

Damn, makes me wonder how many times people were playing in my classes and I was the "obviously stoned student" .... oh well, I was too busy listening.

[–]evand4567 5 points6 points ago

[–]m00ze 12 points13 points ago

I swear sunglasses indoors :( though in my defense, I just had laser eye surgery, so I kind of have to.

[–]Heep_Purple 9 points10 points ago

But mostly the sunglasses and the stoned guy come in one package.

[–]shyrt 4 points5 points ago

My boyfriend too. People give him looks like he's a douche bag. Good luck on your healing. :-)

[–]kastamonu34 2 points3 points ago

You swear sunglasses indoors what?

[–]Axolotile 4 points5 points ago

I will take it upon myself to become every single one of these at one point or another.

[–]Atlas138 8 points9 points ago

I like to imagine you becoming "Technical Difficulties".

[–]bemac3 6 points7 points ago

In my college physics class, our prof was Albanian and had many quirky sayings / weird things he did (my personal favorite thing he said is "foody food stuffs").

So after a few weeks of figuring out which things he said and did often enough, about half of the class decided that Wednesday would be 'Physics Bingo Day'. My roommate would make up the cards and pass them out to anyone who wanted before class started. Once you got a bingo, instead of shouting out "BINGO!!" in the middle of class, you would have to raise your hand and ask a stupidly easy question. It's sad because I would pay more attention during those class periods than any others.

[–]jcorn3 8 points9 points ago

Playing this in class right now. Lost hard. I am proud.

[–]theunderdog9 2 points3 points ago

well, my finance class just got a whole lot better.

[–]ginger14 2 points3 points ago

I cannot tell you how often "That's obviously not coffee in that thermos" happens. Made me laugh pretty hard.

[–]Ionlywanttoinsultyou 2 points3 points ago

"Achingly hot member of the opposite sex"

This so damn much. I swear, I could have a 4.0 if it weren't for my darting gaze

[–]ryansc07 4 points5 points ago

Sitting in class right now. You forgot "Someone on Reddit" "Have a professor with a heavy foreign accent" "On Twitter" "Everyone around you is sweating balls" "Sees 5 guys with a baseball cap on backwards" "More mac books than Dells"

[–]The_MAZZTer 2 points3 points ago

O1 was me in my first class, every day. Also B1.

O4 was me when I accidentally set my alarm for 7pm instead of am.

[–]360walkaway 1 point2 points ago

You can mark me off as the one using an emulator.

[–]Wolf97 1 point2 points ago

Im currently in class.

[–]I3lackcell[!] 2 points3 points ago

Where is the person who actually will ask a question at the end of class in a huge lecture hall?

[–]omega443 6 points7 points ago

Shouldn't the free space just be blank? It's to my understanding that free space means free space, not find someone on Facebook..

[–]chain_chomp 79 points80 points ago

That's part of the joke.

[–]fnljstce 7 points8 points ago

Student arriving late should probably be the free space though. It's a given.

[–]howajambe 13 points14 points ago

Wow you people really fucking suck at not ruining every single joke ever made ever.

[–]kowalski71 29 points30 points ago

The joke is that there will always be someone on Facebook at any given time so that one is free.

[–]elcarath 0 points1 point ago

Science classes are a lot less likely to have laptop-users in them, in my experience. While science students tend to be more technically adept, of necessity, you're also more likely to have to draw a diagram or write some equations in your notes, which is difficult to do on a laptop unless you've got one of those tablet thingies (most people don't).

[–]sqazm 2 points3 points ago

Can't spell BORING without BINGO.

[–]xenostrife 0 points1 point ago

Too bad my class only has 14 people.

[–]tyhillman 0 points1 point ago

Thank you, I'll be using this for Linear Algebra today.

[–]ThatWhiteRabbit 0 points1 point ago

Every day there's at least 8 or 9 of these going on.

[–]bwhartmann 0 points1 point ago

I wish i had this a few years ago when i was going through college. Would have made at least a few of my classes a little more entertaining.

[–]GodlessWatermelon 1 point2 points ago

This is great, and pretty accurate. Especially that the free space is "someone on Facebook".

[–]MiamiFootball 1 point2 points ago

thinking back on college, I wish I simultaneously should have paid more attention in class yet spent more time on drugs in class rather than waiting until I got home to get high

[–]regukatu 0 points1 point ago

I got I-5 for myself Link's Awakening

[–]Ualreadyknow 1 point2 points ago

Blackout!

[–]lazarus_pen 1 point2 points ago

One rule should be that if you get bingo you have to scream it out loud in the middle of class.

[–]acj21 -1 points0 points ago

sounds like BU

[–]drucifer_haha 0 points1 point ago

Well I was going to pay attention in class today, never mind.

[–]Whos_that_guy 0 points1 point ago

I need an O!

[–]Thezealot 0 points1 point ago

There needs to be multiple versions of this, that way I can play it in class with my buddies.

[–]BeerPowered 0 points1 point ago

"Not coffee in that thermos" Ha!

[–]mtocrat 0 points1 point ago

way to easy, you have to change the rules so that you have to find all of them. (the lower right one does not work in germany, though)

[–]Richie_16 0 points1 point ago

I would be the first "O" every class I can't help it

[–]wharthog3 1 point2 points ago

Are we playing Blackout Bingo. I've been crammed into 200+ student classes for lower level courses. This thing would be over in moments.

[–]kandeeraver 1 point2 points ago

Browsing reddit should be added to this :)

[–]Jacough 0 points1 point ago

Easiest Bingo ever.

[–]ScarlettTakesATumble 0 points1 point ago

I didn't start the "obviously not coffee in cup" until law school. You kids these days!

[–]TIDDERloves 1 point2 points ago

There's always the corporate version

[–]john_voights_car 0 points1 point ago

I wish I still had class. :(

[–]millionthvisitor 1 point2 points ago

We had this in our lectures, but to win, the first person to tick all their squares had to ask the lecturer a question with the word 'bingo' somehow phrased within; thus declaring their bingo win to the entire class.

[–]Siethron 1 point2 points ago

You forgot "people watcher student", it's you.

[–]jodance92 0 points1 point ago

technically you're still paying attention...just to everyone else...

[–]DMTrace 0 points1 point ago

Currently have 3 diagonally. I don't think I'm winning this class. -__-

[–]themidg 0 points1 point ago

just what i needed right before class!

[–]Dick_Dollars 0 points1 point ago

what does "flustered TA" mean?

[–]the_tch 0 points1 point ago

What do you get if you complete the entire board at once?

[–]Lady_Sunshine 0 points1 point ago

I wish I would have had this for class!

[–]sc2noob100 0 points1 point ago

TIL I'm "That Kid"...

At least, that's best case scenario I suppose.

[–]phailsafe 1 point2 points ago

does eating cereal and yogurt count as an entire meal?

[–]Warlaw 1 point2 points ago

I've noticed that when I play Suikoden V during my micro-economics lecture, I can actually listen to the professor without getting really sleepy.

[–]MordantSupernova 1 point2 points ago

Achingly beautiful member of the opposite sex - well you're straight.

[–]msbubbles326 0 points1 point ago

Where was this before I graduated?! I could have filled this board everyday in any class.

[–]Randomusername29 0 points1 point ago

"Brave but fruitless show of individuality form "that" kid." So could I stand up and yell bingo to fill that square and simultaneously earn a bingo?

[–]akaquizno 0 points1 point ago

B3 is for the canadians

[–]DaOskieWoskie 0 points1 point ago

I wish it was possible to play this in grad school.

[–]Pinnbacker 0 points1 point ago

I have been nearly every one of those. Especially the achingly attractive person and the stoned person. At the same time.

[–]Mikey-2-Guns 0 points1 point ago

I could actually still use this in large meetings and probably get BINGO most of the time.

[–]Nubthesamurai 1 point2 points ago

I'm guilty of the classic video game played on emulator. I play Doom on a source port when I get bored in class yet I still have a 4.0.

[–]GriefAE 0 points1 point ago

First day of college today. Bingo.

binghyyeee

[–]sharkduck11 0 points1 point ago

I lost it at the image of a puzzled prof asking students to divide into groups and three people shouting "BINGO!"

[–]thisweirdo 0 points1 point ago

Forgot "someone on reddit"

[–]wolfpaq777 0 points1 point ago

holy shit that guy/girl will not shut up

I would've had this box checked every class back when i was in undergrad. Freakin compsci.

[–]Sy87 0 points1 point ago

Well, we need variations of this. Enough to hand out to the entire class. Or at least a few friends.

[–]biurb 0 points1 point ago

hyper vigilance more like

[–]AgentEmbey 0 points1 point ago

There is an average of 18 students in my college classes. Such a small chance of getting a bingo. I would need to rig it in a way that I can maybe get a couple in a row something like: "everyone in class", "someone forgot their book", and "The one who talks ALL the damn time".

[–]camp13 0 points1 point ago

Now I'm sad that I'm not starting school this semester :( but I'm saving it for when I do! thanks for the game It'll make my day of not paying attention more fun, and I won't just be surfing reddit :D

[–]imjustmichelle 0 points1 point ago

Are we doing one bingo sheet per course?

[–]chubbchubb 0 points1 point ago

We played a version of this at my small liberal arts college, except we used academic buzzwords like "problematize," "hegemony," "discursive," etc. Great for humanities classes.

[–]Jackie_OK 0 points1 point ago

Once you graduate and start paying for your classes that you felt the need to "fuck paying attention," you will regret it. Pay attention, you are literally paying for it.

[–]notjawn 0 points1 point ago

Holy crap, you just gave me a class participation chart! Thanks! Definitely putting this on my syllabi next semester.

[–]butterscotchripple 0 points1 point ago

College amirite? Fucking stupid kids.

[–]Leshow 0 points1 point ago

I have been all of these at different times in my university life

[–]holyice7 0 points1 point ago

My hilariousness due to foreign professor: we had a Bulgarian chemistry prof. for introductory chemistry. She regaled us with a tale about learning industrial chemistry in and around Eastern Europe during the events of Chernobyl, and the late days of the Soviet Union.

A particular story that nobody will ever forget: "The day a gypsy stole my purse on the bus." She and her young son were riding on the bus. She was very close to emigrating to the U.S., and had all of her available funds in cash form at the time. A gypsy snatched her purse, and she pursued, telling her young son to wait on the bus. My professor caught up with the gypsy, and beat her in the street while a group gathered and cheered my professor on.

They really don't like gypsies.

[–]angrybob4213 0 points1 point ago

I wish I could do this... However my biggest class is maybe 25 people

[–]esylvester6 0 points1 point ago

Also missing "Discussion question goes unanswered." Solid list though.

[–]phanfare 0 points1 point ago

If I recall, I saw this a while back and thought "why the fuck would somebody eat a full meal in class" then I realized that I do exactly that. I actually made it my goal last semester to eat in every single one of my classes at least once. I succeeded :)

[–]LMoE 0 points1 point ago

God, I miss college.

[–]anjor 0 points1 point ago

[–]baddestgirl 0 points1 point ago

You forgot "majority of asian kids sitting in front," "adult student asking questions," and "ankle tattoo."

[–]mimicthefrench 0 points1 point ago

For those of you who want to play this in class, here's a desktop background (1920X1080): http://i.imgur.com/wWxQK.jpg

[–]Kaatman 0 points1 point ago

And this is why I don't regret leaving university after three years for a job that has me outside in minus 40 winters.

[–]barbarismo -1 points0 points ago

man, state schools must suck dick

[–]Lunux 0 points1 point ago

It didn't even take me 5 minutes to get bingo today.

[–]Petahboi 0 points1 point ago

Looked at this during class and practically filled all but 3.

[–]aMillionLasers 0 points1 point ago

there could also be a "lecture hall half empty, because it's very cold outside"

[–]DaJoW 0 points1 point ago

The "divide into groups" square would never, ever be crossed I feel. Maybe I need to visit the humanities department to study their habits...

[–]seedpoppy 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god I'm in college, this is so funny, I saw it on the internet, on this site called Reddit, ermagerd, this is so funny, I'm in college.

[–]Visti 0 points1 point ago

Is there a bonus for having all them the first time I see this image while browsing reddit on my phone in class?