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I thought, "That's stupid. Wait, no, it's also true." [repost from /r/funny] (i.imgur.com)

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[–]litleozy 37 points38 points ago

so long as your definition of 'clean' includes 'stuffing shit in cupboards, under beds, anywhere, anyhow'

[–]jeebuz7 21 points22 points ago

Saturday night I crammed every dirty dish into my oven.

[–]litleozy 11 points12 points ago

'hey, I'm hungry after all that. Can I make myself a pizza?'

no no no no no 'THE OVEN'S BROKEN BECAUSE OF MECHANICS'

'oh, okay. You should get someone to look at that.'

[–]hackernotcracker 3 points4 points ago

haha "stuffing shit"

[–]supertran 29 points30 points ago

"Why hello, welcome to my tidy house. NO NO NO DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR!"

[–]Dehast 13 points14 points ago

This is definitely true. By the way, my dishes are sparkling today. If you know what I mean.

[–]aj_reddit_gaybi 3 points4 points ago

No I don't know what you mean?

[–]wallofeden 13 points14 points ago

He got laid

[–]Dehast 2 points3 points ago

Nevermind... Bad joke.

[–]Kaiverus 7 points8 points ago

Bad jokes are the best jokes.

[–]TheArtofPolitik 10 points11 points ago

My room is usually a mess, and really, the only times I get it SUPER DUPER clean is when I expect my boyfriend to come over.

Since I'm splitting rent with my mom and sister, it's not often I get to bring him over, but when I do, I want him to feel like he's at an oasis when he's here, and apparently he does because he just about cums from my room smelling like, well, me every time he comes in.

[–]sailorevan 2 points3 points ago

Leaving work early just to clean a bit.

[–]yallcat 2 points3 points ago

Been watching too much Breaking Bad; otherwise, I wouldn't have misread "Wait" as "Walt" and been disappointed when the hot dude in the pic wasn't Bryan Cranston.

[–]Morg_n 1 point2 points ago

Very Very True.

[–]QuestionSign 1 point2 points ago

confirmed. this is true.

[–]Zevemiel 1 point2 points ago

Oh god, it is true.

[–]val3ntin3 1 point2 points ago

Hey, I do clean! once every two weeks. maybe?

EDIT: I suck a formatting, apparently...

[–]cedon 0 points1 point ago

True story...

[–]LlamaAttackForce 1 point2 points ago

The contrast in my bf's apartment between when he's expecting me vs when I let myself in when he's not home is........scary. Hashtag, dirty dishes everywhere.

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