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[–]PlentyGreat 115 points116 points ago

I choose to believe they had to turn the tub side-ways to get it in the door, then after filling it up realised they had no way of getting it out again, leaving them sitting on the floor desperately trying to consume as much of their delicious bounty as possible because it's too big to fit on anywhere else.

[–]Rocket_hamster 9 points10 points ago

7-11 has double doors, don't they?

[–]Veidt_Industries 12 points13 points ago

Not all of them. In the city, some of them are single doors and still others have that bar in between the two doors.

[–]FustyLuggz 470 points471 points ago

This is why we can't have nice things.

[–]CircleJerkAmbassador 15 points16 points ago

Yeah, no 7-11 employee would let them get away with that. Obviously the promotion is geared towards the social media population so me wonders if this may be a part of it.

[–]Fudwick 4 points5 points ago

I wouldn't put it past our local 7-11 employees. One asked me why I didn't just steal a bar of soap once...

[–]bud299 120 points121 points ago

That's not even a cup.

[–]AlanLolspan 31 points32 points ago

Yeah, I mean you can stretch the definition of " cup", but that doesn't fit the description by any reasonable standard.

[–]mcb1985 2 points3 points ago

Also, who can actually drink that much? That's kind of a sad waist for the little guys who might've wanted some, but there wasn't any left.

I on the other hand, live 160 miles from the nearest 7-11.

[–]cosine83 517 points518 points ago

Yes, abuse the system so they never offer it again.

[–]Tiktaky 96 points97 points ago

Also so that when I showed up with my tea-cup they were sold out of slurpee... completely.

I thought the "cup" had a dimensional limit.

[–]ComradeButterfly 24 points25 points ago

That will most likely get thrown away also. Such a waste.

[–]Dave_Rules 22 points23 points ago

Fuck these bitches. They aren't even going to drink it all! They're draining the machine, so now the bum that finally scrounged up enough change to get a slurpee, gets none.

(To clarify...bums love 7-11)

[–]wallplant 11 points12 points ago

All cups must be clean, watertight, safe to consume from (in the opinion of the Promoter’s representatives) and must fit within the following size dimensions: 230mm (width) x 260mm (height).

[–]buildallthethings 2 points3 points ago

no length restriction, bring on the horse-trough!

[–]PallidumTreponema 23 points24 points ago

Abuse system. Post pictures. Trend goes viral. Marketing gets bonus!

[–]Ricos_Roughnecks 972 points973 points ago

This is dumb as shit. You wont be able to drink barely any of it before it melts, you're abusing a system that is very generous from this corporation, and neither of you are naked. I'm disappointed OP.

[–]AmbyPamby1 33 points34 points ago

How would they even be able to carry it..

[–]tobefit 10 points11 points ago

They probably didn't even fill it all the way up. What you see in the picture is probably right around where they stopped.

[–]slenski 28 points29 points ago

Not to mention that that's fucking disgusting. A kiddie pool?

I'm not drinking out of that shit....

[–]HomerJunior 131 points132 points ago

Unless wresting is the plan.

[–]stellareddit 44 points45 points ago

wrest /rest/ verb: to forcibly pull (something) from a person's grasp.

[–]negativekarmaguy 19 points20 points ago

so its ok then :D

[–]pedobear_run_kids 13 points14 points ago

If wrestling is the plan then you are doing it right

[–]toolusingmonkeys 10 points11 points ago

Ouch, titty freeze!!!

[–]fr3shjive 11 points12 points ago

This thread has turned into a nightmare for OP.

[–]FnA 4 points5 points ago

They are doing exactly what 7-11 wants. The plan is to get people to come get as much free frozen sugar water as they can in a stupid cup then brag about it online. Viral marketing reminder that there are slurpies The sign reads "Share on facebook".

[–]Shmemolovskii 12 points13 points ago

I'm so glad I'm not the only one finding this byo cup thing gross.

Yes it's just flavored sugar water slush but holy fuck

[–]Karmelion 3 points4 points ago

They actually work for the advertising department at 7-11.

[–]Persdear 42 points43 points ago

People here obviously know nothing about business or advertising or the reasoning behind BYO cup day. You're just blurting out pollitically correct nonsense because it sounds ethical.

The cost of the slurpee to fill up the kiddie pool is about $3, a few people use this BYO cup day as an opportunity to have fun. Taking, posting, and sharing pictures with millions of people which in return saves 7-11 millions in advertising money.

[–]wefunk01 8 points9 points ago

This is very true. I have honestly forgot slurpees exist but now I see all this and I'm like "man, I could really go for a slurpee now". Damn advertising!

[–]matsky 39 points40 points ago

It's still douchy. Tell that to the next guy that wanted one.

[–]NotRichBarr 8 points9 points ago

Exactly. Anyone with a brain knows this is exactly what 7-11 wants. People doing stupid shit and posting it online. All this does is makes it so the next poor bastard in line can't get anything.

[–]Broteezy 4 points5 points ago

Can anyone read what the rules are to the BYO cup day that's on the machine?

Edit: ready to read.

[–]dontbait 16 points17 points ago

This is the best i could find

Rules: Any cup is fair game as long as it fits within 230x260mm. Head into store to test your cup fits. Unless you enjoy mopping, cups must be watertight with no holes or tears. Your cup must be clean and free of foreign matter. You don't want to ruin the taste of your Slurpee. To prevent permanent brain freeze, only one fill up per cup is allowed.

So no point bringing in your fish tanks

[–]toolusingmonkeys 6 points7 points ago

Don't know if this is USA or Australia but byo cup in aus the max cup size has to fit in a 230mm x 260mm box. Would say on rules in poc

[–]zejamvan 83 points84 points ago

Yeah! Lets drain and likely break the machine, ruin the store operators day, and deprive everyone in the next few hours so we can get a funny picture then let it melt and attract flies once we abandon it in the backyard!

[–]Vanabrus 11 points12 points ago

Haha but they're having fun!!! SQUEEEEEALLLLLL

[–]Afa1234 5 points6 points ago

More likely they poured it out in the street

[–]chain_chomp 68 points69 points ago

So no one else can.

[–]dirtys0cks 133 points134 points ago

waste.

[–]h8bit 181 points182 points ago

That's fairly fucking pathetic.

[–]SeagullRice 24 points25 points ago

Good lord, if this happend in Manitoba (Slurpee Capital of the World) I think there would be riots!

The rules are on 7-11's Australian website and there is a maximum cup size so chances are their "fun" didn't last long. It makes me sad to see all that delicious slurpee go to waste.

[–]canteloupy 2 points3 points ago

Don't worry that's what corn subsidies are for.

[–]matty_yo 43 points44 points ago

Thanks to people like you, I missed out today. No big deal, but abusing the system is a surefire way to make sure everyone eventually misses out. Thanks!

[–]SeriouslyGrowUpCunts 9 points10 points ago

Funny that nearly every comment in this thread and every comment after the photo was posted in that thread was about "bitches ruining it for everyone" and "entitled brats". All the photos of guys with wheelie bins, wheel barrows and 200 litre drums are met with "lulz" and "it doesnt matter if they cant drink it, its about not letting 7-11 have it".

[–]Thinkiknoweverything 50 points51 points ago

Stupid bitches ruining the system for everyone. They will probably never do this again because of retarded idiots like this.

[–]lolgingerkid 16 points17 points ago

There's always one...

[–]Ryusko 262 points263 points ago

Yeah, take way more slurpee than needed and fuck over people who actually want to drink it. At least you got a picture to lawl at on your facebook wall. Make sure to run it through some instragram filters!

[–]damngifs 89 points90 points ago

Also fucking up the machine, witch is only made to handle dispensing so much at one time, causing a manager to have to call a tech, at his expense, causing the tech to call support, at his expense, causing everyone extra work.

Source: I am tech support for the factory that makes these machines.

[–]larwk 12 points13 points ago

Are they really that complicated?

[–]erchamion 19 points20 points ago

It's not that they're complicated. The hopper (I don't know the correct slurpee machine lingo) only holds so much, and the compressor is only built to keep so much cold and freeze new stuff. If you fill fucking kiddie pools from one of these things, you're going to burn the compressor out. It just can't keep up with the demand you're putting on it.

[–]jimmy_three_shoes 3 points4 points ago

Additionally, it takes time for the hopper to re-freeze the liquid. One asshole doing something stupid like this for TEH FUNNAY makes everyone else have to wait.

[–]damngifs 3 points4 points ago

I usually tell people, if they had wings, they could fly. In all seriousness though, yes-they are VERY complicated.

[–]MuelaBeast 2 points3 points ago

Flying Slurpee Machines...you heard it here first, people!

[–]BelowKelvin 3 points4 points ago

The Wicked Witch of the West? What a bitch...

[–]damngifs 9 points10 points ago

[–]jotch 6 points7 points ago

I live in Maine. We dont have 7-11s. Ive never had a slurpee :(

[–]OwlsMotherfucker 8 points9 points ago

I've had a slurpee. Once. It's like eating from that pile of half melted snow at the side of the high way, only sprinkled with sugar.

[–]TSED 2 points3 points ago

Only sprinkled? They made it wrong.

[–]BandWagon_Dude 2 points3 points ago

I think what you are thinking of is Snow Cones.

You eat Snow Cones.

You drink Slurpees.

And yes, Snow cones are nasty.

[–]OwlsMotherfucker 2 points3 points ago

Nah, never had a snow cone, but I was refering to the sensation, atleast to me.

[–]TheGadgetCat 2 points3 points ago

There are 7-11s in Portland...

Source: I'm from Portland Maine.

[–]lateral_moves 13 points14 points ago

Facebook: giving retards a soapbox for eight years and counting

[–]radler470 24 points25 points ago

More like, "Being a dick on BYO cup day at 7-eleven."

[–]m2e 10 points11 points ago

Seriously this shit is so dumb. As the top comment said, all this company is trying to do is something cool for people and it results in people being flat out wasteful because they want to get a "cool" picture or in this case, get some karma on website.

Grow the fuck up...

[–]throwawayunited 8 points9 points ago

Kinda ruining it for everyone else imo. And it won't all be eaten either...

[–]tgould55 8 points9 points ago

"Lol, look how youthfully ignorant and wasteful we're being! Reddit will love this!" I hate.

[–]TiredOfBeingAwesome 51 points52 points ago

Two girls...

[–]i_internets_good 11 points12 points ago

Your name, then your post that i was just going to type, why don't you just come over and wife the chick i like.

[–]slidesferret 29 points30 points ago

These Bitches took all the slurpee goodness as I walked into the shop!!

[–]Nateosis 6 points7 points ago

you deserve the impending diabeetus

[–]nextgenalchemist 8 points9 points ago

Good luck carrying that shit back.

[–]Gamer_ely 6 points7 points ago

Wow, these people are jackasses

[–]paduschka 21 points22 points ago

bitches

[–]nrokreffefp 3 points4 points ago

Props, dumb bitches.

[–]bobsmithjohnson 6 points7 points ago

There is a sign directly behind them that says what they are doing is against the rules of BYO cup day. Manager is an idiot/they weren't allowed to fill it all the way (just take the picture)

[–]DeLoreanMotorCars 5 points6 points ago

Enjoy your delicious lead tainted slurpee.

[–]TheStentch 2 points3 points ago

Why is everyone so fucking stupid to not know what a CUP is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cup_(unit)

[–]BlackCoffeeNoSugar 5 points6 points ago

Oh you're THAT guy. The one who ruins it for everyone.

[–]123comeonBaby 62 points63 points ago

I'd really like to slap your 2 little bitchy faces until every single one of your teeth rest on the floor and you learn how to handle food in a decent way.

[–]callmesnake13 3 points4 points ago

Qu'est-ce que c'est?

[–]ryder77 6 points7 points ago

Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far.

[–]Hiruis 3 points4 points ago

If you do this, FUCK YOU!

[–]Danez 4 points5 points ago

Now wrestle in it. .

[–]TheReverendZ 5 points6 points ago

This is the kind of abuse that stops companies from offering such deals. Don't be such a wasteful asshole.

[–]ll_shades 2 points3 points ago

Would anyone care to tell me what the rules for this were? They're on the machine but i can only make out the up and down thumbs.

[–]AmbyPamby1 9 points10 points ago

Looking at the 7/11 website, these are the rules.

*All cups must be clean, watertight, safe to consume from and must fit within the following size dimensions: 230mm (width) x 260mm (height).

[–]waitetm 1 point2 points ago

I see a cup in the top left and then in the bottom left appears to be a baritone. Im assuming the cup is allowed and the baritone is not.

[–]Maxilos9999 4 points5 points ago

The light that means do not use is on and they are using it.

[–]sixth_in_line 3 points4 points ago

that is just wasteful

[–]this_isnt_me 3 points4 points ago

such a waste...

[–]Vulturas 2 points3 points ago

I don't get it why they're getting upvotes. They're technically abusing a damn good and free system. If anymore stuff like this appears, 7-Eleven might have second thoughts about this thing next time.

Think about it. How the hell will you drink that before it melts? It will go to waste.

And maybe others could've gotten some too, if there was only a little more in the tank.

And and.... (sad violin music)

[–]ForgetMeNaut 7 points8 points ago

Now you have to wrestle in it. Rules are rules.

[–]mybossthinksimworkng 4 points5 points ago

Congrats on being the first to post this pic. There's at least two more posted, all within an hour of this being posted. Insane.

[–]Rinsler 0 points1 point ago

Please post pics of you swimming in said slurpee

[–]chain_chomp 2 points3 points ago

You better have a lot of friends and at least as many straws.

[–]slipperyfist 0 points1 point ago

Jokes on them (and everyone that works there :( ), there's no way that fit out the door.

[–]That711Guy 1 point2 points ago

I find this slightly absurd.

[–]KayakNinja 1 point2 points ago

There's funny. And then there is this... Really?

[–]mirrordog 1 point2 points ago

These people are jerks.

[–]chris-colour 1 point2 points ago

This could be the poster for post-apocalyptic America.

SEE WHAT YOUR GENERATION DID?! THIS IS WHY YOU EAT RATS NOW.

[–]aSHADYc 1 point2 points ago

If you do that, fuck you.

[–]Irish_lad 1 point2 points ago

Why would you need that much slurpee???

[–]Fly_Caster 1 point2 points ago

This seems quite wasteful.

[–]ftbs2021 1 point2 points ago

That's fucking gross and a pathetic waste. Idiot.

[–]MasterTotebag 2 points3 points ago

what a fucking waste. I hate you

[–]sittty 1 point2 points ago

[–]xSuspectX 1 point2 points ago

Cunts

[–]hooly 1 point2 points ago

bitches be wastin shit

[–]captjet23 0 points1 point ago

I was wondering what the hell happened. I went up to 7/11 earlier to take advantage of BYO cup day, and the woman said some silly girls had come in there with a fucking kiddie pool and cleaned them out. Screw you.

[–]hawks27 2 points3 points ago

[–]SeriouslyGrowUpCunts 3 points4 points ago

Wow, there are multiple images of guys filling up objects even bigger than this in the other thread and no one gives a shit. When it's 2 girls doing it however it's all "WOW fuck this entitled bitches, ruining it for everyone" "stupid sluts! they wont even drink all that!!!!"

Yes, because I'm sure that the males in the other photos are actually planning of drinking out of fucking wheelie bins and a wheel barrow with cement in it.

These 2 threads have really opened my eyes to just how fucking pathetic Reddit has become.

[–]RedHerringxx 1 point2 points ago

Was expecting more Brazzers logos.

[–]Joshua144 1 point2 points ago

Repost from Facebook.

[–]LumpyJohnny91 1 point2 points ago

Less drinking, more slurpee mud wrestling.

[–]Blagginspaziyonokip 1 point2 points ago

sigh This was in the comments section of the lost with the Ikea trash bin....

[–]kleptophobiac 0 points1 point ago

So they're going to drink deeply from a kiddie pool. Hope they cleaned out the residue from all those swimming diapers beforehand.

[–]Mossyisanoob -1 points0 points ago

This picture has gone viral so fast I have seen it on Facebook, Twitter and now here.

[–]BulkTech 1 point2 points ago

I'm gonna waltz up in there with a thimble.

[–]llumpire 0 points1 point ago

The flavor they're dispensing isn't even working it's all syrup. Way to go -7Eleven manager

[–]mang3lo 0 points1 point ago

is this for a particular chain(s) in Australia, or are all seven-elevens participating?

[–]cowsgooink 1 point2 points ago

Sadly I know one of these two girls and to stop all queries they didn't fill it up and ended up pouring out 50% of what they did get.... Leaving me with an empty cup.

[–]Un_balai 0 points1 point ago

Probably spilled it all in the floor too when they found out how heavy a kiddie pool full of that shit is.

[–]Derpy_lolwut -1 points0 points ago

Damn hipsters

[–]oNrG 1 point2 points ago

The upvotes and the comments have two very deifferent opinions on this photo.

[–]conairh 2 points3 points ago

For all the people bitching about wasting slurpee, think of this as a viral marketing stunt (which it is BTW). Slurpee is frozen sugar water. Total cost to fill a pool? I dunno, $14? Number of people sharing this on the internet? Thousands. Money well spent.

[–]capt_0bvious 0 points1 point ago

aka diabetes day at 7-11

[–]DerginSlayer 0 points1 point ago

Now strip down and wrestle in that shit.

[–]bvanman -1 points0 points ago

I hope you got a brain freeze that led to your deaths.

[–]yourmadbroski 0 points1 point ago

I hope you sterilized that sandbox. Who knows what's been in there •_•

[–]djc52 -1 points0 points ago

you all are going to get diabetes from that shit

[–]tomobradley -1 points0 points ago

That is not a cup.

[–]curzon176 -1 points0 points ago

As a guy who has loved sevy slurpees for years and years... this makes me cry. What a waste of slurpee goodness, and who would consider that to be a cup.

[–]thefunnywalk -1 points0 points ago

hahaha gluttony and waste...

[–]kavnj 0 points1 point ago

Who wears short shorts

[–]AnalBurns 1 point2 points ago

Ha, everybody's pissed off. I thought nobody on reddit "gave a fuck".

[–]trampus1 0 points1 point ago

http://www.facebook.com/SlurpeeAustralia?sk=app_265232120167978 I like the Mr. Potato Head one.

Also, I'm glad this is only for a day because I'd hate to have to see people with ridiculous Slurpee's on a regular basis.

[–]GayestBitch 0 points1 point ago

Wasting food and pissing off employees yeah!

[–]Zerod0wn -1 points0 points ago

Now unless you're about to do a Sorority style bath/tshirt contest, that is a complete waste.

[–]kid_idioteque -1 points0 points ago

Downvote for hygiene.

[–]sugashane__ 0 points1 point ago

Is this deal still going on?

[–]Sytrus -1 points0 points ago

You're a fucking retard.

[–]AgileFatman -1 points0 points ago

Wasteful.

[–]TheJOakley -1 points0 points ago

This is only cool if they are planning on wrestling in it

[–]Millerwhite 1 point2 points ago

this thread needs to lighten up

[–]_Badlands_ 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit why does everybody care so much? It's a fucking seven eleven, if this machine breaks and you can't get a slurpee, shave off your neck beards, go for a walk one extra block down the street to the next seven eleven and get your diabetes juice from somewhere else.

[–]shane727 0 points1 point ago

When the hell is BYO cup day at 7eleven da fuq?

[–]agentorange4tang 0 points1 point ago

YOU GUYS ARE DICKS.

[–]scookadooka 0 points1 point ago

'MERICA

[–]carmod 0 points1 point ago

by the time I got there today they were no longer frozen......probs because of these girls

[–]librlman 0 points1 point ago

This is why we can't have nice things...

[–]Stewpac 0 points1 point ago

That's not a cup

[–]you_hurt_so_good 0 points1 point ago

You're just the worst kind.

[–]ehlaowai 0 points1 point ago

I have never met a person who drinks Slurpee's more than rarely that wasn't a walking health disaster.

Source: I used to be one too, if anyone out there is unhappy with themselves I swear to you the easiest way to start losing some weight is to stop drinking anything with sugar in it.

Honest you don't need to change anything else in your diet if you never drink sugar you will lose weight.

From a dietary standpoint it could be argued that a cheeseburger and fries is "better for you" than the largest Slurpee.

[–]munchmills 0 points1 point ago

I hope that one day every African has the opportunity to use the internet. They will see us wasting resources and ...

[–]Ultra-ChronicMonstah 0 points1 point ago

Always some dumb fucks that have to ruin it for everyone else.

[–]gibraltarman 0 points1 point ago

Did any of you maybe consider they didn't fill it up much longer after the picture was taken? Durr

[–]DoesThingsOK 1 point2 points ago

My dad works in the drink industry and said something about how slurpees use so little syrup since they are made of basically air and ice.. So it isn't expensive to give them out free

[–]level777 0 points1 point ago

Two girls, one cu... kiddie pool?

[–]apollo84 0 points1 point ago

way to ruin shit guys. it's only funny to the people doing it. this will make it to where they will never offer it again.

[–]nakednaps 0 points1 point ago

If they didn't drop that, I am amazed.

[–]giant_brobot 0 points1 point ago

If I worked at 7-Eleven I would probably get fired for slapping that smarmy look off her face.

Why is this in the funny section anyway? This shit ain't funny! >:(

[–]assman_69 0 points1 point ago

Love me some slappas! GIT IN MAH BELLEH

[–]sh0ch 0 points1 point ago

Oh cool. So you are the people who always ruin things like this. Neat, thanks.

[–]ninjames 0 points1 point ago

I suck. I didn't even know there's this promo :(

[–]xNaveedX 0 points1 point ago

They want dick, I know they do

[–]CasanovaWong 0 points1 point ago

Is this Australia only?

[–]BlueMunky 0 points1 point ago

God I hope they wrestle in that, and take lots of pics.

[–]sladay93 0 points1 point ago

You guys can complain but what do you think was going to happen. It was inevitable.

[–]cuntrag88 0 points1 point ago

Still overpriced trash that no one should put in their bodies.

[–]EuropeanLady 0 points1 point ago

This is crass , low-class, and stupid. What would these girls do with a plastic pool full of a soft drink mix? Swim in it?

[–]rainicornschlong 0 points1 point ago

For all that are interested, last year they had a cardboard cutout with a hole in it that your 'cup' had to fit through. The cup had to pas through this hole with the cup-opening at the top. The hole was a ~25cm diameter circle.

[–]MuuaadDib 0 points1 point ago

Unless she is going to wrestle another girl in that tub - this is an egregious act of greed....otherwise this was a genius idea for Slurpee wrestling hotness.

[–]bank2600 0 points1 point ago

2girls1minipool

[–]incident_report 0 points1 point ago

just imagine if they were two black guys... what would the comments be?

[–]emport8 0 points1 point ago

IS THIS TODAY? WEDNESDAY THE 5TH? i need to get there

[–]MDef255 0 points1 point ago

Hope there's still Slurpee left SOMEWHERE by the time I'm off work.

[–]tommytornado 0 points1 point ago

[–]gibson_ 1 point2 points ago

DON'T FUCKING COME BETWEEN NECKBARDS AND THEIR GODDAMN SLURPEES OP!

[–]AnomalousX12 0 points1 point ago

Do they have BYOCD in the 'States?

[–]pentara 0 points1 point ago

'merica

[–]Duskman 0 points1 point ago

These two wrote the book on Advanced Assholery. Did you really think no one else wanted any? I am 40% sure we will never have another BYO slurpee cup day ever again because of shit like this.

And i didn't hear of this until right now.

[–]Draggedaround 0 points1 point ago

I like how it clearly states "the rules" on the left side of the machine.

[–]scobes 0 points1 point ago

Wow, reddit clearly has no problem with women.

[–]cursed_deity 0 points1 point ago

hahahaha, how nice and funny of them to ruin self service for everyone else! =D

anything else we can ruin ?

[–]elesdee 0 points1 point ago

For shame OP, for shame.

[–]bagelchips -1 points0 points ago

Two girls, one "cup"

[–]flashnuke707 0 points1 point ago

whoever thought this was a good idea was brainless, i understand bringing in an overly large cup, but a mini pool? Hopefully someone pissed in there.

[–]Captain_Schmee 0 points1 point ago

Diabeetus alert.

[–]did_you_read_it 0 points1 point ago

so.. 2 girls 1 cup ?

[–]adhchopper 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you

[–]ncstatecamp 1 point2 points ago

does anybody else really hope they had a slushy wrestling match in that tub?

[–]fauvenoire 0 points1 point ago

First, let me say; I like where this is going. Secondly, if this is the next version of two girls one cup, then let me stop you right there.

[–]GJOP 0 points1 point ago

degenerate scumfucks

[–]Pnewustink 1 point2 points ago

Two girls one kiddy pool?