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[–]PiddlyDerp 1 point2 points ago

This is the best thing I've seen on Reddit all day.

[–]unecessaryoutrage -1 points0 points ago

Downvote, because you missed the point

[–]ozman51 -1 points0 points ago

Did you also ask her how she would handle teen pregnancy? Oh yeah riiiiiight she doesn't get those rights in your worldview.

I hope she can find a job when she moves to India after all of the good ones are shipped overseas.

[–]tsgilvary 0 points1 point ago

Smug self-righteousness is funny now, I guess.

[–]hestonkent -3 points-2 points ago

Upvoted for fucking awesomeness.

[–]iknowthatfeelbrosef -3 points-2 points ago

What does that have to do with being a republican?

[–]cimarroni -1 points0 points ago

TIL Republicans can just crush little girls in political arguments.

[–]roccoccoSafredi -5 points-4 points ago

Down voting for being fucking stupid.

[–]XFraggerX -2 points-1 points ago

Down voted for being fucking ignorant.

[–]roccoccoSafredi 0 points1 point ago

Ignorant of what?

I'm pretty well aware of how many facets of the world works.

You, apparently, aren't even aware of what the word "ignorant"means.

[–]XFraggerX 0 points1 point ago

Word your insults better if you don't want to come off as ignorant. Because you said it was "fucking stupid," and gave no reason why it's so stupid, I assume that you are a dirty hippie. And yes, all hippies are dirty, I live in San Fran, I can confirm this. It's like Woodstock had a smug baby...

[–]KizzyKid -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, because countless job opportunities lay in wait for homeless people; every company is dying for someone without access to basic necessities, just like they want to hire people with the lowest grades straight from high school, disabled people who can't work, etc.