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When someone asks me if i can roll (i.imgur.com)

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[–]wussuwussu 25 points26 points ago

Most perfect gif ever! Bonus points for Adventure Time. Good shit.

[–]qz002501 8 points9 points ago

I love having ents like you around. I can roll just fine, but if you ask the right person to scroll you a cannon it becomes a holy man preforming a sacred ritual. Between the joy they get just from rolling and the shared pleasure of hitting the perfectly crafted joint/blunt, its just a fantastic experience for everyone involved. Forgive the ramble at a [5].

[–]owlzitty 0 points1 point ago

that was excellent. i know that feeeeeeeeel

[–]stonedandsunburned 0 points1 point ago

For some reason I thought you meant roll on molly. And qz002501's description just seemed to back my thought

[–]LameName95 6 points7 points ago

Wish people asked me to roll. I need practice.

[–]Mr_Rawrr 2 points3 points ago

Practice with some tobacco. Back in the day I just bought a pack of papers and some Black & Milds.

[–]R0nni3[S] 4 points5 points ago

it's all practice and good technique

[–]Username_Storytime 6 points7 points ago

And muscle memory. Gets to a point where you don't even think about technique, you just do it

[–]ziorjen 1 point2 points ago

Spend a night just rolling, if you are having troubles watch a video! Once you get the hang of it, it becomes so easy.

[–]Username_Storytime 1 point2 points ago

Yup. There is no wrong way if you are just teaching your fingers to get in the rhythm

[–]EndymionAwake 2 points3 points ago

roll without rhythm, you won't attract the worm.

Also, the word rhythm is fucked up. I mean seriously, 6 letters and the best you get for vowels is a single y? What the fuck is the entomology on that?

[–]StonedMaudDib 1 point2 points ago

But you need it.

[–]CraigChrist 1 point2 points ago

Next time you play hangman, pull out the word rhythm and watch 'em hang

[–]Username_Storytime 0 points1 point ago

From greek iirc

"rhythm (n.) Look up rhythm at Dictionary.com 1550s, from L. rhythmus "movement in time," from Gk. rhythmos "measured flow or movement, rhythm," related to rhein "to flow," from PIE root *sreu- "to flow" (see rheum). In Medieval Latin, rithmus was used for accentual, as opposed to quantitative, verse, and accentual verse was usually rhymed. Rhythm method of birth control attested from 1936. Rhythm and blues, U.S. music style, is from 1949 (first in "Billboard")."

http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?allowed_in_frame=0&search=rhythm

[–]SpidermanJones 1 point2 points ago

Had me dying at a [0]. Perfect!

[–]Best-friend-Brad 2 points3 points ago

Went to a stoners party a couple ago with my girlfrient I found out that I was the oldest one there I'm only 21 and well I also found out quickly that I was the only one who rolled by hand, the rest all had their little stoner kits and used rolling mats, after a while I felt like yoda training up the younger generations.

[–]Peenackle 4 points5 points ago

Man, this just looks like a rape.gif. Uptoked anyway!

[–]LordTourettes99 0 points1 point ago

This made me laugh for 10 minutes.

[–]blevine -1 points0 points ago

i laughed at this for way too long i think.

[–]FancyCrawdad -1 points0 points ago

That is the first time I have seen this gif and not been horrified. Great episode of a great show though

[–]DeepInHisCups 0 points1 point ago

That episode of Adventure Time was different...

[–]kermth -1 points0 points ago

Definitely best use of this gif so far IMO :)

[–]LianCoubert93 -1 points0 points ago

I was the guy who could have made it 420, and I still had to upvote it.

[–]Zinny19 -1 points0 points ago

Bawaha

[–]matt53378 -1 points0 points ago

same here i love polling its what i favor even over ripping bongs and hitting pipes id rather smoke a juicy j i rolled

[–]duuudemaaan -1 points0 points ago

I thought you can't put gifs/memes on this subbreddit anymore?

[–]2DSage -1 points0 points ago

What time is it!?!?

[–]elskel 0 points1 point ago

I waughed out woud.

[–]slickback503[!] 0 points1 point ago

when someone asks me to roll i grab my pipe; no time wasted rolling, nothing wasted in roach, no need for papers.

[–]dumm3rjung3 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]Intolerance 1 point2 points ago

Why do I find this so fucking creepy

[–]sugamonkey 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking the same thing!

[–]Mcsavage89 1 point2 points ago

I was baked when I saw it, and the episode seemed really dark. Then I sobered up amd realized it was still creepy.

[–]vip3rfang 0 points1 point ago

I, as well, died at a [0]. Not expecting that shit. I'm gonna go smoke and try to not trip out on the thought that all hooved animals actually have hands.

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