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[–]jihad_dildo/b/ 34 points35 points ago

Cant wait for this to fail like the last time.

mfw newfags cant DoS

[–]Whysomadbro 1 point2 points ago

why are you using le meme arrows

[–]jihad_dildo/b/ 0 points1 point ago

Because this is le meme related.

[–]scottg96 37 points38 points ago

hurrdurr never seen this before

thanks OP you're totally not a fag

[–]SackFulloApplez 13 points14 points ago

I've gotta feeling this is gonna back fire. Loose lips sink Ships, and everyone on reddit are such faggot blabber mouths.

[–]ConservativePlatypus/b/ -1 points0 points ago

BEsides, 4chan doesn't really have much to do with this. It's a reddit sponsored event. II saw a couple threads it was posted in on /b/ general consensus was redditfags getting to be just as bad as 9gaga with this bullshit.

[–]Sir_Aous 8 points9 points ago

This won’t work to the max. 9gag already know. they already subscribe to /b/ and /r/ aswell as any anti 9gag site..They also already monitor all new submissions before they go live so no one other then the mods will get to see the pictures. They could block new reg accounts from posting. They could increase capacity. mainstream opinion of 9gag wont change It will only create more negativity for /b/ and /r/ while making them look like the victims

The best way to bring 9gag down or even reshape it is if there was an uprising by the 9gag army (the users of 9gag) against those that run 9gag. 9gag strength is also the weakness… 9gag uses facebook to recruit new users and anybody that wants to comment has to use facebook. This works well for 9gag as it brings them unique hits and new people. It also leaves them exposed to a coordinated attack.

First wave List the facebook profile of those who create a post on vote page of 9gag, write to those people expose the fact that their post is doomed to the trash.. and show them that the front pages are nothing more then a fake 9gag post …I’m guessing many will stop bothering to post to 9gag and will join the revolution, in informing other 9fagers = le fagging revolution.

Second wave send message to those that post comments on 9gag. comments showing them that all these posts are stolen and fed to them by 9gag and all they are doing is following a blog run by something worse then north korea... . Again Facebook is your friend. use it to contact people directly

Contact people that like 9gag on facebook and those that follow on twitter. Use an army to recruit the 9gag army…

Third wave contact media outlets and news desk - they will be interested as 9gag is the secondest biggest entertainment site on facebook and the 260th most visited site in the world. So the way a famous multi million $ company is run is public interest and very news worthy.

People are fickle and will easily turn against the masters especially if they feel cheated. Reputation damage caused by media exposure, advertisers distancing themselves. investors worrying about their money and as a result management being forced out their own company becuase of all the millions of venture capital money they have taken. .. That’s how to attack 9fag - then just sit back - nothing illegal, nothing that could bring /b/ or /r/ backlash and nothing that 9gag can do to stop it even if you post this link to them.. and they will end up looking bad while /b/ and /r/ ends up looking badass.

unlike 9gag, please feel free to repost this to everybody

[–]Furduhlutur 5 points6 points ago

But then all the 9fags come too us and we have to deal with them.

[–]BeARdBARIAN/k/ 4 points5 points ago

They will convert. Slowly. Some will come to Reddit for the soft stuff while some will make their way to 4chan and experience it, and may even bring some new life to it. Hurts saying that but it's a possibility.

[–]Sir_Aous 0 points1 point ago

The savvy may like it here but unless they measure up they will be lambs to slaughter. Once that’s finished we will be left with survival of the fittest and sexiest ;)

Actually I think that 9gag will continue but they will have to do some work, real work I mean, not just ctrl C & V. so the average user the type we don’t want will stay there or find similar site because “it’s easy to use” or “I like getting spoon fed” and we should end up with hopefully some decent people and much more amusement and power.

[–]lambo7 4 points5 points ago

This is the best way to beat them I have seen yet.

[–]Bwenj/b/ 48 points49 points ago

How many more times do I need to see this?

[–]DaedricGuy 12 points13 points ago

At least one more. Just to be sure.

[–]joewaffle1 44 points45 points ago

Its about sending a message.

[–]Battlesheep 37 points38 points ago

Yeah, sending a message to the 9gag mods so they can prepare for this and minimize the damage

[–]brogdowniard 9 points10 points ago

Get them to worry and spend money on unnecessary capacity maybe?

Who cares anyway, silly fanboys.

[–]Josh_The_Boss 1 point2 points ago

Probably they will start saying they will have a scheduled maintenance that day, and leave it down for the entire day.

[–]HunterS243 20 points21 points ago

Gold team rules!

[–]Jack_Of_Hearts21/gif/ 4 points5 points ago

[–]schwab23 5 points6 points ago

Red team

[–]that-guy-you-like 1 point2 points ago

Red 1 checking in.

[–]xTeknoLogicx 9 points10 points ago

Is using tor for offended safe?

[–]I_GET_THAT_REFERENCE 6 points7 points ago

Yes

[–]boatjello 5 points6 points ago

They probably already stole this.

[–]castratore 7 points8 points ago

Not sure if real or newfag troll bait. Ive seen this quite too many times. I bet original OP is drowning in lulz from publicity of this.

[–]Say_what_you_see 2 points3 points ago

So much faggot

[–]Potato-baby/b/ 1 point2 points ago

Newfags.

[–]stone111111 -3 points-2 points ago

dumb-cunt weasel cock sucker

[–]EnthusiasticNihilist 5 points6 points ago

Red team, reporting in.

[–]CookieMan0 15 points16 points ago

I admire you.

White team for pussies like me.

[–]theycallmestew 39 points40 points ago

My god, you're a faggot.

[–]gggjennings 3 points4 points ago

I hope you Newfags get purged during the raids.

[–]Titty_Fart_Mcgee 24 points25 points ago

your not even on 4chan you shit. everyone here is a newfag

[–]Pyowin 14 points15 points ago

you're*

[–]that-guy-you-like 1 point2 points ago

You're*

[–]LazyBurnbaby 0 points1 point ago

blue team signing in

[–]tatersalad911 7 points8 points ago

Michael J. Caboose. Present.

[–]CookieMan0 2 points3 points ago

Hey chicka bump bump.

[–]ABritishGentleman/b/ -2 points-1 points ago

MFW I saw an RvB reference on /r/4chan.

[–]bacasarus_rex -2 points-1 points ago

:/

mfw when you pulled a mfw with no face.

[–]Cabooservb -2 points-1 points ago

The fuck you say to me you little bitch?

[–]tatersalad911 0 points1 point ago

....that's not what caboose would say..

[–]Cabooservb -1 points0 points ago

I'm from the moon. I can say what I want. Lower G colony my nigga.

[–]tatersalad911 0 points1 point ago

wait a minute.... O'malley?!?!

[–]ONOOOOO 2 points3 points ago

Le purple team signingg innnn XD lolol lets get dem 9fags! 4chan king of memes!!1!!!1!

[–]LaFamilia 0 points1 point ago

if you faggots keep posting it fucking everywhere, it really won't be much of a plan

[–]No_Apostolate -1 points0 points ago

Red Team, timing in. Hail /b/

[–]oRyan_the_Hunter 1 point2 points ago

Who invited tumblr and funnyjunk?!

[–]cyco 0 points1 point ago

This is the stupidest fucking thing I have ever seen

[–]Lunch3Box -1 points0 points ago

Did not even bother reading after the second sentence. Absolutely no fucks given.

[–]ItsRickneyBitch 0 points1 point ago

Team Red reporting in!

[–]zumbza -2 points-1 points ago

wui not yor persemel arme

[–]lambo7 2 points3 points ago

"we are not your personal army"

translated from [dip shit] to [english]

[–]zumbza -1 points0 points ago

are you implying you took my comment seriously?

[–]lambo7 1 point2 points ago

No, when I see comments like this I have a strong felling telling me too translate it and make it readable.

[–]TheDWGM/b/ -5 points-4 points ago

Posted here 5 times. Yes we know, now go post it some where else

[–]jimdalyxoxo -3 points-2 points ago

Everyone try to make your accounts nowish. I bet on 9/11 they will cancel all account creation methods!

[–]KRossVD 0 points1 point ago

No they are fucking not you dumbass.

[–]XxsgtoverkillxX 0 points1 point ago

Gold team rules

[–]markman71122 -2 points-1 points ago

If this works then there will be a new era of enternetz.