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[–]enfuego126 11 points12 points ago

Hello!! May I present you with a downvote??!!??

[–]CynicSatire 3 points4 points ago

Go back to FunnyJunk.

[–]hephestust 5 points6 points ago

May 6th what an odd gap between this post and now......unless your Farty McFly

[–]DarknessFallsOverUs 6 points7 points ago

Not even. OP is a repost whore.

[–]spillycayo 3 points4 points ago

wait, does this make OP a faggot?

[–]Nobby_Nobbs 6 points7 points ago

[–]bieberhole82 2 points3 points ago

You don't deserve the up votes you got for this.

[–]tamtam111 2 points3 points ago

So f*cking old, it's pathetic.

[–]alotofcoffee 1 point2 points ago

reddit before...

[–]steven_wlkr 0 points1 point ago

God I hate repost scum. Either check karmadecay, or pay dearly for the downvotes. I speak for everyone when I say, We hate you and all that you're about...

[–]Wraith8888 -5 points-4 points ago

Soooo creepy. "Got a lot of raping on the list. And you two are first!" I can't imagine how they felt walking away from that encounter. Probably went home, locked the doors and slept with a loaded gun.