Whilst sitting on a bench surrounded by birds, I put my phone camera on the ground and threw bread crumbs in front of the lens.

BustahWoruff · 1 day

Aww Yiss!

TBAMF · 2012-09-05T07:47:00+00:00

Ian! Freeze!

CHF64 · 2012-09-04T23:58:06+00:00

Raptor attack.

tigga_stole_my_bike · 2012-09-05T07:54:52+00:00

One could say those birds appear quite...

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...ravenous.

SenatorBlutarsky · 2012-09-05T06:39:15+00:00

I have a feeling this photo will be appearing on r/birdswitharms soon.

jburke6000 · 1 day

You got a a little Hitchcock running in your veins. Very cool pic.

jayeffkay · 2012-09-05T04:43:53+00:00

and who says birds aren't dinosaurs?

Sleekery · 2012-09-05T03:30:00+00:00

Chirp chirp, motherfucker.

8INCHBLACKDUDE · 2012-09-05T02:58:59-07:00

*DEM THIGHS*

I_have_no_username · 2012-09-05T06:13:54+00:00

Ok, from that angle, yes they do look like dinosaurs.

Elidor · 2012-09-05T06:39:15+00:00

Gives new meaning to 'bird's eye view.'

TheAngerOfPanger · 2012-09-05T04:28:41+00:00

You came to the wrong neighborhood, mother fucker.

necromundus · 2012-09-05T04:39:27+00:00

/r/photoshopbattles/

007T · 2012-09-05T06:30:47+00:00

That could have ended much worse

Upperguy · 2012-09-05T06:43:10+00:00

Damn you're right, that girl does have a phat ass.

frankster · 2012-09-05T07:43:40+00:00

that's amazing even though the birds aren't properly in focus!

Evil_Bonsai · 2012-09-05T09:53:13+00:00

Upvote for 'whilst'.

Upvote_Unlocked · 2012-09-05T11:24:54+00:00

Instantly thought of Jurrasic park

tamnoswal · 2012-09-05T00:35:09+00:00

Who says phone camera? Do you put pepper and salt in your soup?

mh048t · 2012-09-04T21:55:15-07:00

This is scary O_O

tf5_bassist · 2012-09-04T23:32:41-07:00

Damn. That's actually a really great photo.

norobo132 · 2012-09-05T06:43:58+00:00

Anyone else thinking of "Bugs Life"?

Meepster23 · 2012-09-04T23:55:18-07:00

Don't.. Ever.. do that again... EVER!

YourCurvyGirlfriend · 2012-09-04T23:56:53-07:00

As a photographer, this just blew my mind as something I would have never thought of on my own. Awesome.

shanninhailey · 2012-09-05T07:04:02+00:00

are you at carowinds in this picture?

mrbunnyfoofoo · 2012-09-05T07:06:32+00:00

the epic plight for bread.

Kreivi · 2012-09-05T00:08:06-07:00

Pretty sure those birds know vaguely that the humans set something up for them.

Their eyes are just a big giveaway.

ace9213 · 2012-09-05T00:08:09-07:00

Imagine being a bug.

diy_tripper · 2012-09-05T00:16:13-07:00

Something something wrong hood, motherfucker!

Freddie_AppsHero · 2012-09-05T07:17:58+00:00

Crows? Crows are awesome.

Ty_lerrr · 2012-09-05T07:31:23+00:00

Crows are smart you know? What would you do if they stole your phone and flew off with it?

RalphMacchio · 2012-09-05T00:33:57-07:00

I like how they look huge compared to the poor little people.

aholtz · 2012-09-05T07:36:05+00:00

You're on the wrong bench

Motherfucker.

cranialduggery · 2012-09-05T00:39:47-07:00

IMAGINE if we were the about the size of that bread crumb. FEROCIOUS!!! ack!

grospoliner · 2012-09-05T07:41:17+00:00

It's like a late 90s fps.

canuckfanatic · 2012-09-05T00:47:53-07:00

I guess that's what you'd call a...

...risky click.

DarthJacob · 2012-09-05T00:49:52-07:00

Truly terrifying.

Sonicboom510 · 2012-09-05T00:52:17-07:00

How were you able to snap the photo?

JosephBartels · 2012-09-05T07:55:02+00:00

How is it a camera less than one centimeter thick and with infinite "film" can take better photos than the $2,000 film camera my parents bought a few years before I was born?

It's only been a few years. What is this madness?! Things progress so fast.

masterboat · 2012-09-05T01:03:03-07:00

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Cdresden · 2012-09-05T08:49:55+00:00

It would suck to be one inch tall.

Zacz1 · 2012-09-05T02:17:36-07:00

TIL: hungry birds are horrifying

kermth · 2012-09-05T02:34:03-07:00

Damn nature, you scary!

whysea · 2012-09-05T09:55:28+00:00

SOME ONE BIRDSWITHARMS THIS!!!

wekiva · 2012-09-05T10:37:54+00:00

I read somewhere that bread provides birds with no nutrition, and only fills their stomachs so they don't go find the food they need.

IntelligentVandalist · 2012-09-05T04:16:00-07:00

This is terrifying.

AmmoBradley · 2012-09-05T11:35:06+00:00

Something so simple, yet so genius.

Dud3wtf · 2012-09-05T04:35:55-07:00

The world from a completely different perspective.

Sullan08 · 2012-09-05T05:32:07-07:00

MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!

Prosopagnosiape · 2012-09-05T05:32:40-07:00

That's awesome man! Great idea and great shots. Crows rock.

woo545 · 2012-09-05T12:40:26+00:00

That's fucking terrifying. Imagine being the worm.

redweasel · 2012-09-05T12:58:21+00:00

Reminds me of the time I was at the Staten Island Ferry terminal (on the Manhattan side, if you care). I put my digital camera on video record, dangled it from its neck strap, and chased pigeons around the floor at their level. The video was mediocre but could have been great.

Arowin · 2012-09-05T13:40:18+00:00

In a similar vein, here's one I took a few years ago in Venice while feeding some pigeons some peanuts http://imgur.com/vZJHU

TexanInExile · 2012-09-05T13:45:22+00:00

Imagine one of two things: Either the birds are 3x the size of humans, or that humans are the size of bread crumbs and this image becomes terrifying.

shakycam3 · 2012-09-05T07:54:07-07:00

Velociraptors!!!

JizzNipples · 2012-09-05T08:00:49-07:00

This should go on r/photoshopbattles. It's perfect.

TheHazyGhost · 2012-09-05T08:04:46-07:00

Alfred Hitchcock much?

Vulturas · 2012-09-05T15:42:06+00:00

You just stepped in the wrong neighborhood, crumb.

8_bit_dipshit · 2012-09-05T15:42:08+00:00

Damned dinosaurs anyway.

Jejoisland · 2012-09-05T15:44:35+00:00

All I can think of is that birds truly were raptors!

cptstupendous · 2012-09-05T09:01:46-07:00

Which theme park are you in?

selflessGene · 2012-09-05T16:09:03+00:00

Birds would totally kill us if they could

ballistix489 · 2012-09-05T16:49:33+00:00

if i were good at photo editing, i'd put the birds behind the people.

wojovox · 2012-09-05T17:03:18+00:00

"i find a bird's opinion of me is highly influenced by whether or not I have bread"

-Mitch Hedbeg misquote

2manyhumans · 2012-09-05T17:52:53+00:00

Makes me feel like I'm a tiny person, taking this picture. And there is no hope...

msbubbles326 · 1 day

Pretty bad-ass. Nice!

porkfish66 · 2012-09-05T07:26:24+00:00

Upvote for whilst.

I'd give another upvote for the pic but they won't let me.

TroubleInTurtleTown · 2012-09-05T01:27:52-07:00

Haha. That's fucking terrifying.

UnknownArchive · 2012-09-05T07:40:43+00:00

Downvoted for using "whilst"

MgmtNinja · 2012-09-04T23:45:44-07:00

Nope, nope, nope. Those birds are spies...

NNYPhillipJFry · 2012-09-05T05:46:00+00:00

Oooh everybody look at Mr. Fancy Pants with his phone camera. I wish I had a phone camera...All I got is this crappy camera phone kicks rock on ground while sulking away

oscarsoze · 2012-09-05T06:01:28+00:00

While everyone's making fun of your 'phone camera' bit, I wonder, "who the fuck says 'whilst'??"

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