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[–]Kryptosis 5 points6 points ago

Don't worry that's how it feels for most of us regardless of age.

[–]rolo1221 8 points9 points ago

If you miss the first hole go for the second.

[–]betafish37 0 points1 point ago

But never go for that three hole...

[–]BrodyApproves 2 points3 points ago

Yeah I don't get mini-golf either buddy, the putters are always so cheap & unbalanced.

[–]iamsurroundedbyidiot 2 points3 points ago

As a fellow 25 year old who has been out of the dating scene for 4 years, what did you do?

Also job well done! and as far as the I have no idea what I am doing, if you wear a bow tie like the dog in the gif, you are already full of win!

[–]RichdiculousRichie[S] 0 points1 point ago

With respect to what?

Also: Thanks! I wish I could rock a bow tie like that, I may have to go pick one up to give it a shot.

[–]iamsurroundedbyidiot 1 point2 points ago

get in a relationship!!

[–]RichdiculousRichie[S] 0 points1 point ago

Found out that she was interested and hadn't seen Batman yet, and took initiative.

[–]andrewsmith1986 1 point2 points ago

Welcome to the club.

[–]RockDirtRock 1 point2 points ago

So you're hitting it?

[–]ravioligirl 1 point2 points ago

So you've never had a relationship?

[–]RichdiculousRichie[S] 1 point2 points ago

I have, just not since I was 18. But that was high school anyways so I figure that doesn't do much in the way of preparing you for a real one.

[–]DancingPie 1 point2 points ago

All I could think was "OMIGOD IS THAT WISHBONE?"

[–]Batrachomyomachia 1 point2 points ago

Feels like "Once I went 28 years without having sex.."

[–]LumberjackJack 1 point2 points ago

I haven't had a relationship my entire life, I blame my shyness towards talking to girls. Most girls when they see me most likely think I'm gonna shoot up a school or something, but when they actually talk to me they realize "oh...he's like a teddy bear". I get laid a lot, but relationships never happen. So you're doing better than me, RichdiculousRichie.

[–]BassH3ad 0 points1 point ago

As a 24 year old male who recently ended an 8 year relationship I'd say this sums up my feelings as well :)

[–]vtslim 0 points1 point ago

Wait, the gif ended too early...

Did you get it in the hole?