Animal cruelty is so wrong. Except when it's right.

Herpdederperson · 2012-09-04T15:40:38-07:00

Please kill me

-steezy_wunda_bred- · 1 day

Imagine what dogs would do to us if they had opposable thumbs and we didn't control the food.

alcabazar · 1 day

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
Spacedog	79^coms	470^pts	1^yr	funny
The Dogship Enterprise	7^coms	26^pts	1^yr	pics
Going Where No Dog Has Gone Before	17^coms	269^pts	7^mos	pics
The nerd in me loves this. The dog in me just peed a little in fright.	9^coms	118^pts	2^mos	WTF

source: karmadecay

Qkix · 2012-09-05T00:52:28+00:00

I'm guessing the dog's owner emptied the Bud Light cans in quick succession immediately prior to conceiving the dog-as-uss enterprise scheme.

stickman393 · 2012-09-05T00:06:38+00:00

Worf?

DerHelm · 1 day

I am racking my brain for a Dog / Star Trek pun.

I got nothing. Any one else?

Atrid13 · 2012-09-04T23:31:14+00:00

Here wego

Shitballs1 · 2012-09-04T18:24:04-07:00

Where the fuck do you get animal cruelty from?

Androoh · 2012-09-05T01:55:00+00:00

Its abusive that he has to carry bud light.

dongflopper · 2012-09-05T02:44:17+00:00

The dog looks slightly annoyed at the worst. Just like any dog with self esteem that's dressed up

All_Your_Base · 1 day

Oh that's brilliant.

rdroid · 2012-09-05T00:59:26+00:00

only if i could teach my dog to stay still enough to do that

Thomsenite · 2012-09-04T18:05:47-07:00

USS Entertaining

rumpy93 · 2012-09-04T18:11:45-07:00

Pizza and beer delivery dog?

bradlomac · 2012-09-05T01:22:34+00:00

Make it so.

Y-yuss · 2012-09-04T18:36:02-07:00

That sad moment when you look at the date and realize this dog may already be dead.

marishtar · 2012-09-04T18:42:29-07:00

Go where no dog has gone before.

homeless_man_jogging · 2012-09-04T18:46:30-07:00

"Why? Why are you ding this?"

Shadow16nh · 2012-09-04T18:57:02-07:00

Those warp nacelles need to be at least two Frat Lights longer.

The_Last_Melon14 · 2012-09-04T19:34:19-07:00

How the fuck did you get that on your dog?

hcumberdale1 · 2012-09-04T19:35:28-07:00

The picture was taken exactly 45 years after JFK was shot. I sense a conspiracy. ಠ_ಠ

spagnitz · 2012-09-04T19:36:43-07:00

Cry havoc, and let slip the Dogs of War!

lexsi04 · 2012-09-04T19:50:03-07:00

Forget an expensive Halloween costume for my dog this year! I'll just drink a 12pack and turn the box inside out. Genius.

MJE123 · 2012-09-04T19:50:35-07:00

The first time I've seen a dog, with an embarrassed look on its face. This is wrong, on so many levels..

Insignificant_Otter · 2012-09-04T19:58:04-07:00

this is the picture that was ever on the internet

RobertAPetersen · 2012-09-04T20:07:09-07:00

This is my stepsisters dog!

aazav · 2012-09-04T20:20:01-07:00

Except the dog loves it.

SirPsychoSxy · 2012-09-04T20:29:14-07:00

Shouldn't it be the "AUS Enterprise?"

littleslowloris · 2012-09-04T20:31:57-07:00

This looks like my dog. I am inspired

ColoBB · 2012-09-04T20:38:20-07:00

that's genius and very creative indeed :D future dog style

theneedtobreed · 2012-09-04T20:44:44-07:00

Beam me up Scotty

NaplesBaitMan · 2012-09-04T21:00:01-07:00

I think, and I have no proof, that I know who originally posted this pic. It was from floridasportsman.com on there forums.

Nutsack_Clapton · 2012-09-04T21:03:10-07:00

Don't forget Foie Gras.

MachoBenihana · 2012-09-05T04:05:21+00:00

more for the title than the post. have an upvote..

jzig · 2012-09-04T21:09:56-07:00

here we go

pockyp · 2012-09-04T21:11:36-07:00

i love queensland heelers.

Quicksdraw · 2012-09-04T21:20:38-07:00

The USS Enterlaughing

Comments_Drunk · 2012-09-04T21:24:18-07:00

Shes the ship that made athe kessle run, in less than 3 parsecs

Bodie1550 · 2012-09-04T21:24:31-07:00

USS KILL ME NOW!

Piisthree · 2012-09-04T21:29:24-07:00

Just let me die. . . . . where no dog has died before.

s13_nobling · 2012-09-04T21:33:36-07:00

dog's got orders to search for Klingons near Uranus...

Bitter_Idealist · 2012-09-05T04:34:36+00:00

I have a cattle dog and if I put that on him, he be like, "Fuck yeah! Let's go!"

lucabadger · 2012-09-04T21:55:46-07:00

What kind of dog is this? it looks like the one we found/adopted and even the vet can't tell us what it is!

xyzzy4 · 2012-09-05T05:09:38+00:00

Still wrong.

The_ranga_banga · 2012-09-04T22:11:04-07:00

The price of 'bud light rocket fuel' these days is....too damn high

lcddreams · 2012-09-04T22:26:21-07:00

Who wants to take bets that whoever made that worked on the engines first?

Blind_Watson · 2012-09-04T22:27:50-07:00

this is the best thing I've seen all day!!!

InfamousMattie · 2012-09-05T05:30:05+00:00

Upvote for heelers.

RewTK · 2012-09-04T23:00:08-07:00

Why am I still subscribed to this subreddit

datums · 2012-09-05T06:06:50+00:00

I have never said it before, ever, but I feel I must.
REPOST!!!

thedude8591 · 2012-09-04T23:29:19-07:00

Basenji?

philosophesf · 2012-09-04T23:33:46-07:00

"Star date, November 22 ... point two."

grospoliner · 2012-09-04T23:57:17-07:00

The Warp Nacells are about 1/3 the size and shifted forward. Please correct this.

Micherize · 2012-09-05T00:02:18-07:00

lol! They just ripped this to 4chan, saw it on my facebook newsfeed, 1 minute ago xD

whatsit_cat · 2012-09-05T07:30:19+00:00

I wish I could upvote this five thousand times.

larryroutine · 2012-09-05T01:02:08-07:00

*Except when it's Bud Light

Dreckerr · 2012-09-05T01:28:09-07:00

THIS IS WHY DOGS ATTACK PEOPLE.

Pxzib · 2012-09-05T09:50:29+00:00

Captain John Picard, of the USS Enterprise

lobido · 2012-09-05T09:50:52+00:00

“Woof speed, Captain!"

tomtermite · 2012-09-05T05:28:20-07:00

Upvote for Cattle Dog, natch

Edit: down vote for re-post. My bad for not reading comments first

ourmet · 2012-09-05T13:30:40+00:00

The warp nacelles are too close together and the bussard collectors looked to be blocked by the saucer section.

No way that dog could anything over warp 2.

hiphophippopotamus · 2012-09-05T00:32:22+00:00

Hi reposter! This repost isn't animal cruelty.

Huxtabub · 1 day

I know "right," and when it comes to the Starship Enterprise, cardboard and beer cans ain't muthafuckin right!...Daaamn!!!

Chalimango · 1 day

I challenge you to create a millennium falcon dog!

embolalia · 2012-09-04T17:30:09-07:00

This is older than God, but it was right below this on my front page. If only the dog were a German shepherd...

GrundlesGalore · 2012-09-04T17:31:41-07:00

Posting this on my floor's facebook page. Our theme is social justice. I am excited to see the results.

The_guy_behind_you · 2012-09-04T18:12:11-07:00

More like animal COOL-ty

architortureful · 2012-09-05T03:28:37+00:00

you know it's going to be good when the title alone makes you laugh...

MirthSpindle · 2012-09-04T21:02:07-07:00

Fuck people who think this is cruel.

They don't know what cruel really is.

RETARD96 · 2012-09-04T17:54:12-07:00

NOW LIGHT IT ON FIRE!!!!!

Ingrathis · 2012-09-04T18:08:12-07:00

http://zipmeme.com/uploads/generated/g1346353711168312534.jpg

massaikosis · 2012-09-04T18:09:04-07:00

NSFW. alcohol reference

funny

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