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[–]puravida1024 197 points198 points ago

After you shit your pants, man, every fart's a gamble.

[–]Indirect_Penetration 23 points24 points ago

So you're in the shower and you run out with shit on you? Logic.

[–]dirty1391 69 points70 points ago

What? That question makes no sense compared to the original comment.

[–]Pengin002 76 points77 points ago

So your chili cheese fries ate your hamster?

[–]ROFLWAWFUL 51 points52 points ago

But did the toaster truly deserve that kind of punishment?

[–]Esc4p3 44 points45 points ago

The whole grapefruit?

[–]sethboy67 33 points34 points ago

Why only one newspaper man?

[–]AwesomeAtheist_17 27 points28 points ago

So did the baby have to explode?

[–]alwaysf0rgetpassw0rd 27 points28 points ago

Hey there hamstrings, won't you coincide?

[–]nonatal 15 points16 points ago

In-a-gadda fruit loops frequently bumpkin?

[–]Rainb0wcrash99 1 point2 points ago

It was the moon he killed him

[–]HomieHavko 10 points11 points ago

Tom cruise

[–]stash0606 7 points8 points ago

Megatron

[–]30SecondstoMars 1 point2 points ago

Dakota Fanning

[–]ostermei 2 points3 points ago

Widdly scuds?

[–]hawksterdh 16 points17 points ago

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?

[–]Rainb0wcrash99 6 points7 points ago

I DONT EVEN KNOW

[–]Gemini6Ice 4 points5 points ago

can i get a girl stuffed burrtango with cheese?

[–]Indirect_Penetration 4 points5 points ago

Oops sorry. New to reddit, still learning the ropes.

[–]SeekretSquirrel 2 points3 points ago

He was quoting tosh from when this clip aired on Tosh.0

[–]DragonRaptor -1 points0 points ago

The cake was always a lie, but yet, I can't not find it.

[–]puravida1024 5 points6 points ago

Um. Well, if I was in the shower I wouldn't be shitting my pants. I'd just be shitting on the floor.

[–]whatnoreally 0 points1 point ago

thats exactly what i was going to say

[–]gigglefarting 1 point2 points ago

It's what I like to call The Most Dangerous Game. The biggest problem with TMDG is that there are no winners. The only "winning" is not shitting yourself. Conversely, if one person loses, everyone in the vicinity loses.

[–]Moonburger 32 points33 points ago

[–]Blackninja543 11 points12 points ago

I DON'T WANT TO CLICK IT!!!

[–]tehdang 3 points4 points ago

You so did though.

[–]diMario 3 points4 points ago

Here's another one [NSFL]

And here The fun starts around 2:00.

[–]jamesfarrugia 0 points1 point ago

The fuck did I just watch?

[–]diMario 0 points1 point ago

First one: dunno. I found it while looking for the second one.

Second one is a Dutch satirical sketch program, called Toren C. It means "Tower C" (of an office complex, presumably) and depicts humorous situations centered around characters that presumably work in Tower C.

[–]LoneRanger9 30 points31 points ago

I've never had fear of being in a shower with another man and shitting on him. So it appears we live different lives.

[–]The_Lindbergh_Baby 74 points75 points ago

my question is: why does he run OUT of the shower?

[–]donderz420 22 points23 points ago

I would run to another shower head. Why take the chance of it happening again?

[–]Mr_Infection 28 points29 points ago

He panicked, and I'm not entirely sure any one of us here would be able to think straight after that traumatic event :S

[–]Dudedood 40 points41 points ago

God I love this gif. What's it from?

[–]ccmmssjl12 12 points13 points ago

At least they're in the shower.

[–]TiquanMauriceJones 7 points8 points ago

Best place to get shit on.

[–]The_Painted_Man 3 points4 points ago

How do you kno- nevermind, i just don't want the answer to that question.

[–]lolzforfun 13 points14 points ago

I love how seconds before the shitstorm the dude is like staring at the other guy's butthole, and after he barfs.

[–]ehorgan 8 points9 points ago

"What is that coming out of.... OH MERCIFUL FUCK! BLARARARARARRRRRRRGH"

[–]lolzforfun 0 points1 point ago

Precisely. Oh yeah and I assume this is from a movie?

[–]AxeheaveR 6 points7 points ago

Stay away from locker rooms, better yet, avoid being naked around others.

[–]SWF_LookingFor_T-Rex 8 points9 points ago

but. sex?

[–]jerseytc 25 points26 points ago

butt sex** FTFY

[–]Canvasch 2 points3 points ago

There will be time enough for sex when you don't have the flu.

[–]SWF_LookingFor_T-Rex 0 points1 point ago

The flu?

[–]Canvasch 2 points3 points ago

The title of the post.

[–]SWF_LookingFor_T-Rex 3 points4 points ago

It's only embarrassing if we let it be embarrassing.

[–]OnceIHadACookie 30 points31 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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"Bless yo-......." (Nsfw) 3coms 1pt 1mo WTF
I...I don't know what to say other than WTF 0coms -4pts 3mos WTF
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[–]Tunnelofpain 3 points4 points ago

Can someone explain why the points differ so greatly?

[–]DemeGeek 22 points23 points ago

The moods of reddit sway like the branches of a willow... or something.

[–]OrionH 2 points3 points ago

Or just because one guy gets luck and has more people see his.

[–]jimmypopali 13 points14 points ago

Because you touch yourself at night.

[–]BlueThen 4 points5 points ago

I think it's the titles more than anything. Saying "Yes, I am aware that this is 99% sure to be a repost but it's just too funny not to post" in the title would probably get you downvoted.

[–]Bartimaes 17 points18 points ago

weird boner right now

[–]ihatenames 11 points12 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]NordicFoldingPipe 4 points5 points ago

Check this ones brain functionality and hormones, STAT

[–]katalist 2 points3 points ago

the little upchuck makes it

[–]Godlovingatheist 3 points4 points ago

I was on the toilet while looking at this and when I laughed my arse exploded in a similar fashion....

[–]JakeLV426 4 points5 points ago

Still funny, after all these years.

[–]humanmichael 0 points1 point ago

avoid showering with other dudes, and you should be fine

[–]ASasso 0 points1 point ago

NSFL NSFW

[–]irker 0 points1 point ago

Toughen up. You're on the internet, you know.

[–]DreamKlock 1 point2 points ago

I'd be more afraid if I was in the same room with you.

[–]malingenie 0 points1 point ago

Why does this gif exist?

[–]rtothewin 1 point2 points ago

Who was filming...exactly.

[–]joecoollv 0 points1 point ago

Similar scene in "Hall Pass", but at least it was a chick.

[–]Roscopicoman 0 points1 point ago

This is the best and worst thing I have ever seen.

[–]GetYourAlbatros 0 points1 point ago

I once had a stomach bug so bad I had to sit on the toilet and puke into a bucket or I'd compulsively crap myself. Fun times...

[–]rvolo 0 points1 point ago

How often do you shower with men that this is a legitimate fear?

[–]jackieskellington85 0 points1 point ago

laughed so hard. thank you.

[–]thatcherr 1 point2 points ago

And it's in his mouth too.. lovely.

[–]Riathar 1 point2 points ago

I thinks that's just vomit... even more lovely.

[–]jem0ntr053 -1 points0 points ago

This is probably the funniest thing I have seen on reddit IMO!

[–]LivThePerson 0 points1 point ago

I remember one time I was sick and I didn't know it came out both ways and I shitted all over my bathroom.

[–]Hoody711 0 points1 point ago

i watched that 5 times to finally determine, none really got into his mouth. whats wrong with me...

[–]ilikedroids 1 point2 points ago

I'm surprised no one (that I no of) has edited this gif so the crap is downvotes.

[–]galile0 0 points1 point ago

He already had chocolate milk in his mouth, watch closely.

[–]nhxmagik 0 points1 point ago

Why did he begin to leave the shower room?

[–]DamagingExcess 0 points1 point ago

That's what I thought. Being in the shower when that happens seems like the perfect place for that to happen

[–]neanderthalman 0 points1 point ago

Why would having the flu make you get shat on in a shower?

[–]phoenix25 0 points1 point ago

It happened to me before man.

Sit on the toilet and puke into a bowl. It's the only way to be sure.

[–]KayakNinja 0 points1 point ago

I managed to hit the back arrow just as he was sneezing. Crisis averted.

[–]Bobby_Ooo 0 points1 point ago

So whenever you get sick you take showers with other men? This is an interesting strain of influenza.

[–]schniggens 0 points1 point ago

And my worst fear is to be standing behind you.

[–]phaeton_didnt_quit 0 points1 point ago

wait, people shit when they sneeze? WHAT.

[–]alextk 0 points1 point ago

Your worst fear is a staged video in a shower?

[–]panzerkampfwagen 1 point2 points ago

The flu isn't a GI infection.

[–]DoctorVanGogh 0 points1 point ago

The most important question right now is why was the other guy staring at his ass? Respect the locker room rules, only look above the waist!

[–]Lrs8855 0 points1 point ago

It looks like the guy in the back is walking away from the showerhead? Lol. He must have been going to take a quick picture to post on reddit. XD

[–]smooshetka 0 points1 point ago

I suggest not showering with other dudes until you're well, then. Problem solved.

[–]Wellinformedvoter 0 points1 point ago

After closer inspection, I noticed the man who was doused in the other guy's excrement coughed something up. Not sure if it's poo or vomit. Opinions? And go.

[–]JTyler82 0 points1 point ago

Lol I love this gif. The guys like woot getting clea-.....MOTHER OF GOD WTF

[–]sfresh666 0 points1 point ago

Funny because here in Quebec to have the "Flu" means having diarhea.

[–]mage2k 0 points1 point ago

Why does my dog always decide to fart right when I watch something like that?

[–]q77e -1 points0 points ago

man this gif is just shitty

[–]makennacaitlin 0 points1 point ago

But why would he run OUT of the shower? To wash off with a towel or something?

[–]ETMAHA 0 points1 point ago

Seriously where did that clip come from?

[–]darkbartlon 0 points1 point ago

What's the source of this? It has to be a movie or something, it can't be real..

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[–]NefariousNoodles 0 points1 point ago

wait til you get something serious like norwalk, you will probably diarrhea in your bead while sleeping

[–]silphscope 0 points1 point ago

It doesn't matter how many times I see that gif, it's still funny.

[–]ianamatic 0 points1 point ago

Clench my friend. Clench

[–]juiceberries 0 points1 point ago

Finding another dude in your shower?

[–]Arrow156 0 points1 point ago

Naked dudes, shit, someone throwing up, Naww it doesn't need the NSFW tag.

[–]omgafish 0 points1 point ago

His fault. He was checking that guy out

[–]Rebound 0 points1 point ago

If there was any place I'd want to be shat on, it'd be in the shower.

[–]Lefty07 0 points1 point ago

hah! im sick as shit right now and this made me laugh so hard i started coughing.

[–]roflocalypselol 0 points1 point ago

Flu = influenza, a respiratory ailment.

Norovirus is the so-called "stomach flu", but it has nothing to do with the flu. I wish people knew the difference. Causes so much lost time and money in healthcare.

[–]KailuaMan 0 points1 point ago

My day didn't need this.

[–]Pillowsonapile 0 points1 point ago

This happened to me...3 times in my life. Last time, I had an allergic reaction to a medicine I was prescripted and I had the runs and was vomiting. I hunched over the toilet, heaved and I knew, I just fucking knew it was going to come out on both ends. So I shat my pants. :(

[–]ModernRetroMan 0 points1 point ago

Combine Flu with lumbar disk herniation and that's a true problem.

[–]TobyDGriffith 0 points1 point ago

Just went through this yesterday... the shame..

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[–]caveofnecrogond 1 point2 points ago

On the contrary. I love to take super hot showers when I have the flu, and just kind of stand there hunched over, all weak and wobbly and shit. The reason I love them? Because they are one of the few things that can actually warm me up for a bit.

[–]Canucklehead16 0 points1 point ago

Actually, people get Influenza and gastroenteritis mixed up. The flu rarely causes GI problems unless you're very young or very old. Influenza is a respiratory illness, not a gastrointestinal one.

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[–]rageblock 1 point2 points ago

and yes this is a shit-load of reposts

[–]bann7nghat7rs -3 points-2 points ago

Who catches the flu the first week of september?

[–]Von243 9 points10 points ago

Currently in bed with a 103 degree fever eating saltines and water... And throwing them up every 10 minutes... So me.

[–]Meowschu 0 points1 point ago

I just spent all night throwing up. I've finally been able to hold tsp by tsp of liquid. I feel your pain.

[–]Zaethar 2 points3 points ago

Shit's on the loose. I already saw one or two more threads about people with the flu, and I myself have been down since last friday. I usually only catch the flu during the winter months, so this is relatively strange, but not unheard of.

Only upside is, now when I'm cold I can be positive it's from the fever and not because it's freezing outside.

[–]AirsoftGlock17 -4 points-3 points ago

Made my afternoon. Have an upvote sir or madam.