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[–]leedorham 51 points52 points ago

The Pooh are a brave and powerful clan. The elders tell of a legendary warrior, Winnie, who tamed a retarded tiger, fought 10,000 angry bees, and refuses to wear pants.

[–]ExtraCheesed_Buddha 10 points11 points ago

And wears what it appears to be a bikini when swimming but is only a bumble bee outfit

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 13 points14 points ago

It is known.

[–]RANCH_KING 4 points5 points ago

The Pooh-Tang Clan ain't nothin to fuck with.

[–]WacticalTank 8 points9 points ago

Sweet, sweet karma. Oops, I mean honey.

[–]chatzimcfee 2 points3 points ago

[–]i_4got 1 point2 points ago

hunny

FTFY

[–]asimovfan1 6 points7 points ago

I have kids so I know that Pooh can take a mouthful of bees, bees in the head, bees everywhere and just shake them out and spit them into the air with nary a sting.

[–]RadtasticNinjaChick 5 points6 points ago

I still have this movie on a VHS somewhere. Time to go watch it.

[–]neagrosk 0 points1 point ago

To be fair he also is made of cloth and fluff, I remember one time Christopher fixed him up with some needle and thread.

[–]asimovfan1 0 points1 point ago

He even ties his own stitching up on his rear end at the beginning of the same episode with the bees.

[–]slightly_bald 0 points1 point ago

Imagine that honey is to Pooh as PCP is to humans and it all makes sense.

[–]speqter 3 points4 points ago

DM;HH

[–]2tonne21 4 points5 points ago

[–]ShredderSan 1 point2 points ago

I was looking for this exact post, thank you!

[–]Tachyx 0 points1 point ago

I wasn't able to play that game because I'm in jail for sacrificing my son to the Christian God.

[–]All_Out_Of_Fucks 2 points3 points ago

Winnie doesn't care if he gets stung. He just grins and bears it.

[–]dje1992 1 point2 points ago

.....Bears it

[–]Mooseheaded 4 points5 points ago

Zero bothers given.

[–]OnceIHadACookie 18 points19 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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Totally worth it?! 0coms 2pts 8dys funny
I was searching for Winnie The Pooh images when I found this... 7coms 77pts 4mos WTF
I'm ruining my own childhood finding pictures like this 3coms 24pts 5mos WTF
He knows whats good for him 2coms 28pts 10mos pics
Totally worth it. 58coms 783pts 1yr pics
Just winnie the pooh w/ his honey 0coms 9pts 2mos pics
This made me laugh. 2coms 38pts 2mos funny
Too much Honey; 4coms 2pts 13dys pics

[–]TehHax 4 points5 points ago

The same title too!

[–]aqualityusername 1 point2 points ago

Childhood ruined....

[–]clonetrooper250 2 points3 points ago

Anyone here ever play Binding of Issac?

[–]nameless88 0 points1 point ago

cough cough Wuh huh huh huh

[–]water2beer 2 points3 points ago

reminds me of this ..the bear grylls bee sting

[–]ToobaDooba 0 points1 point ago

Dies

[–]Marz157 0 points1 point ago

Another 'realistic' version

EDIT: Wrong url

[–]Elgin_McQueen 1 point2 points ago

Link takes you to main page.

[–]Marz157 1 point2 points ago

yep...

[–]Whatdidyoueggspect -1 points0 points ago

Fuzzy tits.

[–]Elgin_McQueen 0 points1 point ago

This on a T-shirt would be immense!!

[–]LimBen 1 point2 points ago

[–]ZRYork 1 point2 points ago

Pooh Bear don't care. Pooh Bear don't give a shit.

[–]zePiNdA 0 points1 point ago

re

[–]moon_river 0 points1 point ago

right in the childhood..

[–]natherex 0 points1 point ago

He's allergic to honey and wanted to eat some bees while they were at home ?

[–]summatclever 0 points1 point ago

Pooh don't give a shit (see what I did there) about bees.

[–]JoanneKerlot 0 points1 point ago

10 BEAR

[–]youreuglyasfu 0 points1 point ago

this made me feel bad for him :(

[–]SquareMelon 0 points1 point ago

And this totally sums up my life right about now...

[–]drgrabmore 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't matter. Ate honey.

[–]Lillipout 1 point2 points ago

I'll just copy the top post of one of the other dozen reposts and link to the artist: http://www.threadless.com/submission/357897/fatal_gluttony/showmore,designs

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for that source. I actually like this image a lot and want to get a version of it tattooed, but I hate stealing tattoos from the internet without at least being able to say what's up to the original artist.

[–]kwasy1020 0 points1 point ago

UGH! RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD!

[–]ivanmar007 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]RickPewwy 0 points1 point ago

Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger doesn't give a shit!

[–]RDH1219 0 points1 point ago

BEAR Grylls?

[–]Lalo398 0 points1 point ago

Damn addiction

[–]firecrotch59 0 points1 point ago

YOLO!!!

[–]DJAshian 0 points1 point ago

r/creepypasta beckons.

[–]trollpwn 0 points1 point ago

Aaaaand, my childhood is gone

[–]EXTREMELY_OFFENDED 0 points1 point ago

My family has been collecting and harvesting for ages, and this bear just charges in and takes it all. And you guys joke about this? You guys can just buzz off, I can't believe what I'm seeing.

[–]RapNVideoGames 0 points1 point ago

uh hum yolo

[–]PhotonicPirate 0 points1 point ago

I'm just waiting for rule 34 to come into play here.

[–]dje1992 0 points1 point ago

I will pay good money to anyone who finds a link for this in poster form.

[–]Notloc24 0 points1 point ago

what a tweaker

[–]JewelzJade 0 points1 point ago

Right in the childhood! :'(

[–]mikebutler188 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't matter.....Got honey

[–]poitinpdx 0 points1 point ago

looks like something from the binding of isaac

[–]AppleOwlPancakeElder 0 points1 point ago

tracker jackers

[–]HeadlessHank 1 point2 points ago

Joseph Merrick the Pooh.

[–]mainsworth -1 points0 points ago

Bee stings are actually pretty good for you.

[–]maxtheterp 0 points1 point ago

Considering one almost killed me I'm going to disagree with uou