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Inappropriate contentVery strict employer is a metalhead (imgur.com)

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[–]Theseahorse 121 points122 points ago

Since this is obviously a joke why is it on /wtf?

[–]BoOnDoXeY 91 points92 points ago

Because this subreddit is populated with teenagers who think wtf means haha.

[–]shutupjoey 14 points15 points ago

Like /r/funny haha?

[–]Slayer500x 20 points21 points ago

r/funny isnt funny

[–]RenfXVI 7 points8 points ago

r/mildlyinteresting is funnier than r/funny.

[–]barristonsmellme 4 points5 points ago

Ha, good one.

[–]CellularBeing 1 point2 points ago

Well I think true wtf's are kind of funny....

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[–]DarknessFallsOverUs 4 points5 points ago

Get out.

[–]ElGoddamnDorado 1 point2 points ago

You're an idiot.

[–]I_Love_ParkwayDrive 0 points1 point ago

I know it's a reddit for WTF, but some of the stuff makes you say WTF, then you laugh at it.

[–]CaptainDickbag 1 point2 points ago

Yes, but this doesn't make me say "WTF".

[–]clamburger_ 29 points30 points ago

Wow That's Funny

[–]LemonRaven 3 points4 points ago

its sad how many upvotes submissions like this go, where are all the people that want /wtf to be like it was a few months ago? (right after the whole roots-thing)

[–]thattaboychuk 17 points18 points ago

http://imgur.com/xEm36.jpg

[–]noname-_- 6 points7 points ago

Now this is /r/wtf. Ouch!

[–]NotoriousNaileen 71 points72 points ago

Laughed. Upvoted. Noticed im in wtf. Downvoted.

[–]keroro117 8 points9 points ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one who originally thought I was in /r/metal or the like.

[–]jglee1236 26 points27 points ago

you spelled r/funny wrong.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
I'm glad I don't work here. 1com 63pts 5mos funny
My tattoo shop is better than yours. 0coms 30pts 9mos funny
guitar shop bathroom 16coms 501pts 7mos funny

[–]Negranon 5 points6 points ago

It's posted roughly once a week on /r/metal

[–]Lillipout 15 points16 points ago

If I learned anything from the ancient carvings on my desk in Junior High, it's that SLAYER RULES.

[–]Alphaman0001 4 points5 points ago

Well, if it's good enough for the Lord - http://lolgod.blogspot.com/2010/05/god-listens-to-slayer.html

[–]adras 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for you, good sir.

[–]Dr_Deathmetal 7 points8 points ago

Seems reasonable to me.

[–]SlytericA 1 point2 points ago

Location?

[–]Jonny_Watts 1 point2 points ago

Let's play a game! Don't look up, it's guess the subreddit!

Is it:

/r/pics?

/r/funny?

/r/wtf?

[–]Breatheinspace 15 points16 points ago

repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost.

[–]Liar142 3 points4 points ago

I'm surprised this insightful well thought out comment isn't getting more upvotes. /s

[–]Doofendoofer 2 points3 points ago

I've seen that in sticker form before. I unfortunately haven't followed through though.

[–]Doofendoofer 1 point2 points ago

I bet that the stickers are meant to cover the actual signs/to be put next to normal sinks. Facepalm at the fact that I didn't think of that before.

[–]ogamii 2 points3 points ago

According to the internet, there are two public restrooms with this sign.

[–]diminishedfifth 2 points3 points ago

I would love to work there.

[–]GheoTeo 2 points3 points ago

It would suck if you would have to bring your own carving knife

[–]o00oo00oo00o 0 points1 point ago

Where is the golden bloody razor blade that should be hanging from a little chain??? Kids these days!

[–]MegaPantera 2 points3 points ago

Slayer referencing picture, username represents Overkill, and I think I found a metal head... ಠ_ಠ

[–]waldensghost 3 points4 points ago

Jinx Proof Tattoos. Georgetown, Washington, DC. Matthew is the man.

[–]okfornow 1 point2 points ago

This guy's the manager.

[–]Deluminati 1 point2 points ago

This is so fucking awesome my head just exploded.

[–]rwg 1 point2 points ago

Elsewhere along the musical spectrum:

Employees must carve "4 REAL" into forearm and disappear without a trace.

[–]thelaundrymatt 1 point2 points ago

That will keep those vampires out.

[–]Concussi0n 0 points1 point ago

I thought this was cool because it reminded me of the multiplayer narrator from Halo.

"Slayer!"

"Capture the flag!"

"SWAT!"

[–]ayures 1 point2 points ago

It's "SLAYER" not "Slayer."

[–]Slayer500x -1 points0 points ago

Well...

[–]LovingSweetCattleAss 1 point2 points ago

Slayer?

[–]demonosic 0 points1 point ago

They have a sign that says that at Hoeks Death Metal Pizza in Austin.

[–]iancole85 0 points1 point ago

Also Home Slice on South Congress

[–]demonosic 0 points1 point ago

Man I miss living in S.A., so much more cool shit to do than Parmer area.

[–]iancole85 0 points1 point ago

I lived over on Parmer for a couple months during work a few summers ago. That sucked ass.

[–]demonosic 0 points1 point ago

I work in round rock and I was living off E. Riverside for a year then S. Congress/Will Can area for another year. I lived 183/45 for my first year here. Parmer/Mopac isn't nearly as bad as 183/45 but I still find myself without shit to do without traveling.

[–]Lord_Purple_ 0 points1 point ago

'Metalhead' made me think of the Jak and Daxter series.

[–]TarStar 0 points1 point ago

WTF somebody made a joke in the workplace?????

[–]skeener -1 points0 points ago

Was headed for an upvote until I saw it was posted in /r/WTF.

[–]NeedsAHero -1 points0 points ago

Not funny or WTF. Your employer is a douche and so are you. Die.

[–]Afa1234 0 points1 point ago

Washing your hands before you leave the bathroom seems easy now, doesn't it?

[–]blackLe -1 points0 points ago

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

<3

[–]SBDMfan 0 points1 point ago

repost

[–]allthatkills -1 points0 points ago

i think most tattoo shops in america have this sign posted in their restrooms.

[–]ArabianDude 0 points1 point ago

That's actually a legit job since slayer is one of my favorite bands

[–]H-Resin -5 points-4 points ago

THE ONLY WTF ABOUT THIS IS WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PUTTING SLAYER-BASED PICTURES IN r/wtf!!

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