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[–]croagunk 21 points22 points ago

[–]Kryten_2X4B_523P 29 points30 points ago

LOL NICKELBACK TOO!! RIGHT GUYS?!??!???!?? RIGHT?!?!!?!!??

[–]TwiZtah 9 points10 points ago

Go back to 9gag.

[–]greybro 73 points74 points ago

take the unfunny nokia shit back to 9gag, if you please.

[–]pphp 7 points8 points ago

FUCK YOU 9FAGGERS, IM TIRED OF NOKIA, SPONGEBOB AND NUTELLA CONTENT ON REDDIT.

[–]AllDizzle 7 points8 points ago

it's really all the same shit. The kids going back to school doesn't help the stupidity of the site any more thanks to smart phones ect.

[–]HoshaZilo 0 points1 point ago

Etc.*

[–]TheFlyLife 0 points1 point ago

Spongebob?

[–]therobdoggg[S] -1 points0 points ago

Of the few posts I've submitted, this has probably turned out to be the best one for karma. Although all these comments are making me depressed. I've never been more conflicted: Appease the Reddit community, or karma whore?

[–]yakityyakblah -1 points0 points ago

Do neither.

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 2 points3 points ago

Because reddit hasn't been downing that shit like water for a year or more.

[–]SteelGun 32 points33 points ago

LE NOKIAS ARE SO STRONG LOLOLOL XD

[–]throwawayguy88 3 points4 points ago

Le le le le me with a nokia dropped on the ground and le le le le le le ground broke XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

god fucking damn it

[–]LikesToDrive 15 points16 points ago

[–]therobdoggg[S] -2 points-1 points ago

So Nokia jokes are like beating a dead horse, what is calling people faggots over the internet then, beating a dead T-Rex?

[–]Consequence6 2 points3 points ago

4chan.

[–]NotaMethAddict 40 points41 points ago

Haha! Because Nokias are indestructible! This joke never gets old!

[–]daniyhungre 6 points7 points ago

Welcome to the Internet

[–]kharanos -2 points-1 points ago

You dropped this man, wouldn't want people to miss your subtle sarcasm.

/s

[–]Brucenotsomighty 0 points1 point ago

I dont care how strong they are noone gives a flying fuck anymore.

[–]Grimmbles 2 points3 points ago

Remember when these were funny?

Yeah, me neither...

[–]Sparkvoltage 1 point2 points ago

NOKIA IS INDESTRUCTIBLE?? SO BRAVE

[–]AfraidOfToasters 1 point2 points ago

This is the perfect example of beating a dead horse with a nokia.

[–]pirate_doug 0 points1 point ago

What horse?

[–]rather_hmmish 9 points10 points ago

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Nokia

Nokia who?

Nokia out!

(sorry.)

[–]Rasta_Man69 1 point2 points ago

FALSE. The door stands a chance, its just that the Nokia stands a chance too.

[–]Icelord1823 0 points1 point ago

Screw the door I would be worried about the house.

[–]emr1028 5 points6 points ago

What if the door is also made by Nokia? What happens when an immovable force meets an unstoppable object?

[–]ms-whatever 3 points4 points ago

You could try calling them inside.

[–]ade494 0 points1 point ago

Maybe they'll play a good ol game of Snake on it after

[–]thjoki -2 points-1 points ago

youtube time

[–]Lord_Bumberchute -3 points-2 points ago

That's what she said.

[–]Robert_Cannelin 1 point2 points ago

Grond Grond Grond Grond

[–]Eddie_The_Brewer 0 points1 point ago

Nokia three times...

[–]mystikarts -1 points0 points ago

Seriously, couldn't they just bring a locksmith along with them. Or just employ one for such occasions.

[–]AllianceOfLions 1 point2 points ago

Are we still doing this?

[–]joeromag 0 points1 point ago

[–]harvard_9A -1 points0 points ago

What the SHIT Lana?!?!? I tried this months ago and got nothing!! I quit Reddit!

[–]luxanderson 0 points1 point ago

This is the fourth completely retarded post I've seen on the funny front page in a single, quite-brief sitting on Reddit.

[–]klanus 0 points1 point ago

I use to call that the walky talky

[–]DeRage 0 points1 point ago

Destroying a nokia 3310 for your mind to be blown how much little damage they can take.

[–]vyllex -1 points0 points ago

There's no way this would work. Mainly because with a Nokia that size not Arnold in his prime could lift that.

[–]mcgmrk -1 points0 points ago

Now try that with your iPhone.

[–]daniyhungre 7 points8 points ago

There's an app for that

[–]SupermanV2 1 point2 points ago

Yep. It's called the explode into a million tiny pieces app.

[–]1leggeddog 1 point2 points ago

hey i've got an app that does that too. it's called "Oops! i dropped it"

[–]Presidentberry -2 points-1 points ago

This is what happens when u don't pay your cell phone bill

[–]red321red321 0 points1 point ago

when i was a kid i used to knock up for my friends when i wanted to hang out

when i was a teenager i used to hit them up on my cell

now i've learned that i can knock up for them with my cell

technology is amazing

[–]CosmicPube -1 points0 points ago

Just so you know, in the US 'knock up' means to get someone pregnant. You just said you got your friends pregnant with your cell phone. XD

[–]red321red321 1 point2 points ago

yea i know it means that but also where i'm from if you knock up for your friends it means you go to their door and knock on it to see if they want to hang out

[–]CosmicPube -1 points0 points ago

Oh I know it means that too. I just giggle whenever I hear it anyway. My thought bubble says, "Heehee you got them pregnant." Yes, I'm childish. ;)

[–]discreetperson -2 points-1 points ago

the building doesn't even stand a chance...

[–]thirdfounder -2 points-1 points ago

phhht. just d/l iDrugRaid from the App Store. so much easier.

[–]turd_miner91 -2 points-1 points ago

How is he eve able to carry that thing!

[–]Winston__Wolf -1 points0 points ago

Besides Fuck 9gag. Moment of surprise ruined by having nokia on loud profile.

[–]Ruaric -2 points-1 points ago

There are four of these phones in my house.They're like the back ups.

[–]Nar-waffle -5 points-4 points ago

Still, this is a rookie mistake. The door won't cave, the entire building will.

[–]LexSenthur -3 points-2 points ago

Excessive force!

[–]discreetperson -3 points-2 points ago

the building doesn't even stand a chance.