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[–]dermined 10 points11 points ago

I saw a pigeon like this get run over by a van. It made a sound like popping a bag of chips.

[–]b_z_995 1 point2 points ago

I feel like an asshole for laughing

[–]dermined 0 points1 point ago

Ehh, bird was well messed up before it decided to chill on a busy street. It had something mentally wrong with it. I was watching it while waiting for the bus. I immediately got that feeling that whatever was going on with this bird, it was going to end poorly.

When the van ran over one half, the other half popped.

[–]zmartinez12 3 points4 points ago

You did not miss your cake day I take my sympathy upboat back

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[–]OnceIHadACookie 2 points3 points ago

No one gives a crap about your cake day(9/8/12) when today is 9/4/12:

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Oh what? It's my cakeday? 0coms 4pts 1mo funny
My reaction as a parking lot attendant when customers say "it costs too much" and leave 4coms 62pts 1mo gifs
I wish I was this cool about it being my cake day 6coms 117pts 2mos gifs
Still one of the best gif's to ever exist 24coms 614pts 3mos gifs
Zero Fucks Given... 1com 18pts 4mos funny
The Chuck Norris of birds 0coms 30pts 5mos gifs
Me when people tell me this is a repost. 8coms 21pts 11mos pics
Cocky 171coms 600pts 1yr funny
Not a single fuck was given... 10coms 140pts 1yr gifs
No one fucks with pigeon. 205coms 907pts 1yr WTF
Epic pigeon is epic. 6coms 78pts 5mos funny
As an A-student, this is my response to final exams. 15coms 27pts 1yr reddit.com

[–]Carleeetos 0 points1 point ago

You'd think they wouldn't give a fuck, and they don't, but thats because they are too damn stupid.

I was driving once and this kind of thing happened, however, instead of not moving, the pigeon, i assume, attempted to grab something off the floor as I drove by, and his head was crushed by my tire.

Some people call them flying rats... but that is doing dis-justice to the image of the rat.

[–]Pirate_Pat 0 points1 point ago

[–]TheSnute 0 points1 point ago

Why do people upvote this shit?

[–]daisydelafuente 0 points1 point ago

My mom says pigeons are tasty. She used to eat them all the time when we was growing up in Mexico. She probably would've picked that one up..

[–]i_spin_bubbles 1 point2 points ago

As I heard, you can only eat the very young pigeons, because the old ones have very stringy meat.

[–]TERRYbyte 1 point2 points ago

Nothing better than stringy meat.