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[–]yimyames 11 points12 points ago

Seems real.

[–]Willziac 16 points17 points ago

Whenever I see someone spell "no" with that many O's, I imagine them on their knees shouting to the sky...

it's the little things, ya know?

[–]mistermegusta69 4 points5 points ago

[–]Willziac 0 points1 point ago

pretty close. I always think of this though

[–]Duggles 4 points5 points ago

I prefer this

[–]Daidaibrynz 6 points7 points ago

Who shits in someone's car?

[–]encaseme 4 points5 points ago

drunk people

[–]new-socks 2 points3 points ago

I've been too drunk many times in my life and never have I failed to control my bowel movements.

[–]muggzymain 0 points1 point ago

Anal.

[–]Skrillex4ever 0 points1 point ago

Ashlee.

[–]JediMasterSam 5 points6 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check the Original Post.

title comnts points age /r/
The wrongest number 0coms 5pts 1mo funny
She had the wrong number. 403coms 1041pts 2mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]canadapharmer 0 points1 point ago

Source bookmarked for future spoiling of reposts and new post verification. Thank you good sir!

[–]Polite_Insults 1 point2 points ago

Hey check out this hiliarious post I just found and haven't botherd to look around reddit for...

(http://i.imgur.com/Id2Kt.png)

[–]semantic-pedant 0 points1 point ago

Kevin's brother, we salute you.

[–]akumadiavolo 3 points4 points ago

OMG faaaaaaake.

[–]danrennt98[S] 1 point2 points ago

Guess what? I thought it was funny. I posted it. If I knew it was a repost, I wouldn't have posted it.

[–]Wiccy -1 points0 points ago

Punchline in the title...will people never learn?! Ya know what, I've got an idea.

[–]Rasta_Man69 0 points1 point ago

This is so funny its not even fake.

[–]Keex13 0 points1 point ago

This isn't even convincingly real.

[–]Calsun 0 points1 point ago

This looks legit....

[–]krispwnsu 0 points1 point ago

"OMG! Nooooooo" Great reaction.

[–]KABooMxInc 2 points3 points ago

R E P O S T Downvoted

[–]Costa21 2 points3 points ago

Why are these only in Iphone format? Do funny/fake texts never happen on Android phones?

[–]random_ass 1 point2 points ago

Cause Android users aren't dumb?

[–]sib301 1 point2 points ago

Please god down vote this so the rest of reddit doesn't have suffer through more of this fake shit.

[–]Skupie 0 points1 point ago

Enough with the fake iphone conversations already :(

[–]tjy18 -2 points-1 points ago

HOLY REPOST!

[–]gilroy99 0 points1 point ago

Fake. And not even a good fake.