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Women's Best Friend? Meet the Semen Demon. (imgur.com)

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[–]newengland1230 8 points9 points ago

AMA request: Semen Demon

[–]semendemon 23 points24 points ago

What ya need?

[–]jellydoughnuts 4 points5 points ago

Fantastic, expected this account to have been made today, 2 years old. Congrats on finding your calling.

[–]mrdoink20 0 points1 point ago

Can't you guess? I need to store some semen.

[–]SimilarImage 22 points23 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
6 months dvbret Classiest Tattoo there is. [FIXED] here 293 1230
6 months hqqkar ಠ_ಠ /r/funny 14 140
8 months KING246 Semen Demon here 71 404

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[–]dvbret 3 points4 points ago

Radio show in Toronto was talking about her a lot, didn't realize mine wasn't the first so now I feel bad, but an upvote to you.

[–]chinkpak 3 points4 points ago

That radio show would be 102.1 the EDGE the Dean Blundell show, one of the best talk radio shows there is!

[–]vratta -5 points-4 points ago

What about this

[–]dikfeld 12 points13 points ago

Well... Googled Semen Demon and all I got was a shitload of Gay porn! Dont really know what i was actually expecting...

[–]justheretofap 6 points7 points ago

Try "Keswick semen demon".

Apparently this woman has quite a reputation around her town. Now I'm curious to see what the rest of her looks like. Anyone have a picture?

[–]hatesmakingusername[S] 6 points7 points ago

Haha she's actually from my hometown... We only have one bar to go to on weekends and she's a regular. Many of my friends have been propositioned. She lives up to her name.

[–]HowieFeltersnitz 5 points6 points ago

I think we might have the same hometown. I've been told about a local woman with this exact tattoo before.

[–]spiegelprime 12 points13 points ago

And now those of us who've listened to The Edge also know your home town

[–]HowieFeltersnitz 8 points9 points ago

good ol' 102.1

[–]hawksterdh 7 points8 points ago

I love that radio station!

[–]proper26 0 points1 point ago

I tweeted the reddit link of womens best friend to dean blundel this morning cuz of them making this so well known

[–]GanasbinTagap 10 points11 points ago

Meets the Semen Demon.

Gets friendzoned.

[–]StuporCollider 11 points12 points ago

Good Luck Brian

[–]semendemon 3 points4 points ago

You'd be surprised how many bitches I convince to get this tat.

[–]BitterDivorcedDad 5 points6 points ago

Radio program about her According to the comments, she's had a child taken away from her.

[–]mackenzieee 2 points3 points ago

FUCK YES JPEG... i

i heard this like a year ago and was dying on my way to work...so fucking funny..i live near T.O. best morning show ever lol

[–]FappleComputer 1 point2 points ago

Oh fuck. Now someone's gonna out do this. sigh

[–]jonuggs 0 points1 point ago

Well that's just charming.

[–]johnny_butt 2 points3 points ago

This girl followed a friend of mine into a washroom at a bar in bradford (where she is often seen) and essentially begged him to fuck her. True story. For those local.. it was at the village inn.

[–]dvbret 1 point2 points ago

That place is so dirty I love it.

[–]ROK247 1 point2 points ago

TL;DR a buddy of mine fucked her in the bathroom

[–]Lurkerhereduh 0 points1 point ago

ITT: ...

[–]Aubrey76 -2 points-1 points ago

That just Screams Marriage Quality...

[–]snickerdoodledoo 1 point2 points ago

It could've been worse. At least it's spelled correctly.

[–]Katguin 0 points1 point ago

Women's best friend... what?

[–]Bold_N_ANGRY 0 points1 point ago

No not the bees, not the bees. My eyes. ahhhugh

[–]CirdanValen 0 points1 point ago

This is image is as old as the hills. Stop posting it ffs

[–]KING246 -1 points0 points ago

repost

[–]EdgHG -1 points0 points ago

Classiest whore in the trailer park.

[–]TheAwesomeMachine 0 points1 point ago

We used to call my best friend Demon Semen, because every girl he had sex with would turn into a gross skank afterwards.

[–]Sharkie4194 -2 points-1 points ago

Wouldn't it be "a guys best friend" if you know what I mean ;)

[–]onlynameavailable -1 points0 points ago

just had to sign in to comment about this because it was annoying me, 'woman's best friend' makes no sense.

[–]Ejvind 0 points1 point ago

It's a reference to another /r/wtf post.

[–]onlynameavailable 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for that! But that link didn't work.

[–]Ejvind 1 point2 points ago

Oh, that wasn't a link. Reddit auto does that when you do /r/nameofsubreddit.

[–]lovethekak -1 points0 points ago

Mine is more of a semen dungeon

[–]KING246 0 points1 point ago

oddly, all i could think of was

ew

[–]lovethekak 0 points1 point ago

Ha, semi joking of course

[–]one-oh-one -2 points-1 points ago

why does this tramp have my initials tatted on her?

[–]vonbandit -3 points-2 points ago

Pretty nifty bit of aliteration.

[–]BitterDivorcedDad 3 points4 points ago

That word you intended to use - doesn't mean what you think it does.

  • Pretty nifty rhyme.

[–]vonbandit -1 points0 points ago

It's both if you count the long e sound ending the first syllables in both words. That, combined with the fact that the consonant enunciations are both soft, would seem to make it both rhyme and have alliteration.

[–]BitterDivorcedDad 1 point2 points ago

Rhyme, briefly 'splained for Loosi.

[–]vonbandit 3 points4 points ago

On the first hand, my argument seemed well thought out. On the second hand, you were right.

[–]BitterDivorcedDad 1 point2 points ago

It still sounds cool.

Too bad OP didn't post a full-body/face pic of her.

[–]vonbandit 0 points1 point ago

I would be curious, though I can't say I'd have high hopes for a woman with that particular tramp stamp. Even if she's gorgeous... Aids... Such an expensive habit.

[–]trampus1 1 point2 points ago

That schemin' semen demon's due for a reamin'.

[–]dredawg -2 points-1 points ago

The kind of girl I would love to go party with, but not the kind you marry.

[–]Trinexx56 -4 points-3 points ago

Post it in the fucking comments

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