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[–]InfernoZeus 208 points209 points ago

The author's name is 'Dot Comme' - that seems like an extreme coincidence!

Also, fuck The Sun.

[–]skelly326 61 points62 points ago

Also, fuck The Sun.

That would be hot.

[–]REDDITFTW98 12 points13 points ago

Nothing like melting the penis...

[–]ReactsWithWords 15 points16 points ago

"I'll fuck the world and melt with you..."

[–]AmISupidOrWhat 3 points4 points ago

this kills the boner.

[–]Longerhin 64 points65 points ago

Either extreme coincidence or not a real article. Wonder what's more probable :)

[–]JohnMcGurk 23 points24 points ago

The internet doesn't lie.

[–]WASH_YOUR_VAGINA 53 points54 points ago

The Sun newspaper, on the other hand...

[–]xtian11 2 points3 points ago

[–]stubbsAM 1 point2 points ago

Pretty sure that's what InfernoZeus meant.

[–]senbei616 -5 points-4 points ago

[–]HayleyH92 6 points7 points ago

ERMAHGERD! CERNSPERERCER!

[–]BLVD 1 point2 points ago

Yeah. Fuck the sun. I fucking hate it too. Long live the fucking beast.

[–]EVORPMIOT 3 points4 points ago

Up vote for "fuck the sun".

Indeed!!!

[–]Howard_Beale 0 points1 point ago

Especially since .com domains weren't available yet in 1991.

[–]lumpignon 7 points8 points ago

Actually they were available since 1985.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.com#List_of_oldest_com_domains

[–]Howard_Beale 0 points1 point ago

Yeah. that's right. But they weren't generally available. You couldn't just call Network Solutions and get one. My memory is a bit fuzzy, but you had to get sponsored or some other hoop you had to jump through. I just remember when they became generally available in '93 it was a big deal. Anyways, the "dot com" vernacular sure wasn't around in '91.

[–]imnotlegolas 4 points5 points ago

Dude, you got fact-slapped. Just take it and move on.

[–]lumpignon 3 points4 points ago

Well...I think he's right too, I'm just technically right (sometimes called "being a jerk"). From the same article I linked to:

The domain COM was installed as one of the first set of top-level domains when the Domain Name System was first implemented for use on the Internet in January 1985. The domain was administered by the U.S. Department of Defense (DoD), however the department contracted the domain maintenance to SRI International. SRI created DDN-NIC, also known as SRI-NIC, or simply the NIC (Network Information Center), then accessible online with the domain name nic.ddn.mil. Beginning October 1, 1991, an operations contract was awarded to Government Systems Inc. (GSI), which sub-contracted it to Network Solutions Inc. (NSI).

On January 1, 1993 the National Science Foundation assumed responsibility of maintenance, as com was primarily being used for non-defense interests. The NSF contracted operation to Network Solutions (NSI).

[–]Roast_A_Botch 1 point2 points ago

He said they weren't available. You're not a dick for correcting him. He should have been more specific in the first place.

[–]hygemaii 1 point2 points ago

But you're forgetting the fact that technically correct is the best kind of correct.

[–]clammedia 36 points37 points ago

English tabloids - the pinnacle of British journalism!

[–]Longerhin 57 points58 points ago

It's not a real article, it's from here.

[–]apextek 5 points6 points ago

here's something real, AT&T had it right

[–]pudumtish 3 points4 points ago

It amazes me that the things just 18 years ago considered to be science fiction are all available to us right now.

[–]this_sort_of_thing 0 points1 point ago

As much as I hate that newspaper, that's awesome

[–]Bryanide3004 21 points22 points ago

Yeahh, over in Britain, The Sun is pretty much the laughing stock of newspapers.

[–]Aleitheo 4 points5 points ago

I thought that was the Daily Mail.

[–]Serengaeth 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, seeing as they take themselves quite seriously, I'd put the Daily Mail at the bottom of the list.

[–]MetalMikey666 1 point2 points ago

I always make a point of making sure daily mail haters are channeling as much energy into the "Daily Express" as they are the mail - THAT is the bottom of the pile, with the mail a close second. Don't believe me? Buy a copy of each tomorrow and compare >:)

[–]Serengaeth 0 points1 point ago

I think there's actually an argument that all of them need piled up and burnt...

... the newspapers, not the journalists... although

[–]mnmatt500 0 points1 point ago

There's only one reason why anyone would buy it...

[–]TheDrBrian 6 points7 points ago

[–]deruben 5 points6 points ago

you are such a bitch ^ ^

[–]cmc818 3 points4 points ago

shit! somehow missed the end of that link and forgot i'm at work...

[–]mnmatt500 3 points4 points ago

If you're gonna buy a tabloid might as well be one with boobs in it...

[–]Bandit2794 1 point2 points ago

Yet unfortunately it's the reading material of the barely literate masses... it's kind of the bible for tards of Britain.

If I had a penny for every time someone in a pub said "but in the paper they said," referring to The Sun, to back up an ignorant opinion...

[–]HowObvious 0 points1 point ago

The sun is made up anyway

[–]Glaube 7 points8 points ago

This is why you should never read "The Sun"

[–]bcr 6 points7 points ago

Also, see: The Internet? Bah! written in '95 by a Newsweek reporter. <-- Not a fake

[–]octoberfalling 0 points1 point ago

I love that at bottom is a link to get the newsweek app for ipad.

[–]twiggyy 17 points18 points ago

[–]AATroop 0 points1 point ago

Wait... It says the same thing, now it's just a sub-title.

[–]groverwood 4 points5 points ago

faked.

written by Dot Comme?

[–]pikadrew 2 points3 points ago

If you want to see the set follow this link to all of The Sun's Fake Headlines

[–]xpkranger 2 points3 points ago

Um, calling BS. The article is by Dot Comme?

[–]djezer 0 points1 point ago

Yeah noticed this too. Odd.

[–]TalkingBackAgain 3 points4 points ago

This World Wide Web thing is never going anywhere :-).

That Berners-Lee dude must have been on something very strong, related to trees ;-).

A world wide web chuckle. What are they going to come up with next? A phone that can take pictures? giggle

[–]Batmananana 4 points5 points ago

Sequin milkshakes?Bow-tie French fries?

[–]Affero-Dolor 1 point2 points ago

Strangely, the media has yet to learn anything more about the internet.

[–]Ieuan1996 0 points1 point ago

Tell me I wasn't the only one who felt compelled to read the female astronaut bit?

[–]colihondro 0 points1 point ago

Riddle of 'E' mail

[–]grigorG -1 points0 points ago

This is THE SUN

[–]rahtid 1 point2 points ago

Spent far too much time focusing on the red circle and what it had to do with the title...

[–]shmooshmoo 0 points1 point ago

Fake or not, what's Sinclair's CS?

[–]maddzy 0 points1 point ago

[–]xndrz 0 points1 point ago

wish you were Mir

Oh god how much I want to punch that writer in the face.

[–]Howard_Beale 1 point2 points ago

FAKE!!

[–]Badface 0 points1 point ago

They had to get a girl all the way from Mars to be their first astronaut? I guess she had the experience needed for the job, right?

[–]ArsenicAcid 1 point2 points ago

And 3 short years later I was on IRC and AOL doing unthinkable things that put Reddit and 4chan to shame.

[–]Tengushee 0 points1 point ago

Comment of the week.

[–]ArsenicAcid 0 points1 point ago

Just sayin, if you can remember when sharing warez over dial-up or remember the first time you got a free dial-up number to use and thought you were the shit... man those were the days. Also phishing for AOL passwords :-D

[–]modex20 1 point2 points ago

who reads The Sun?

[–]bricardo 1 point2 points ago

Ha Ha! What a stupid idea.

[–]shoebear 0 points1 point ago

Useless world wide web points to you!

[–]not4u2see 0 points1 point ago

Another shining example of why no one should ever listen to Rupert Murdoch

[–]FatMansPants 0 points1 point ago

Suck dick Murdoch !!!

[–]MacShirts 0 points1 point ago

Ironic how the "world what what?" is systematically decimating the print publication industry that The Sun was such a big player in.

[–]fritsyb1 0 points1 point ago

Is this legit? Only reason I'm asking is because I know The Sun is an awful newspaper but I wasn't aware they would write something so...bad.

[–]GameGhostKev 0 points1 point ago

This just makes me depressed that The Sun in 1991 was so much better than nowadays. Two articles about scientific discoveries/exploration on the front page. You'd be hard pressed to find two in the entire paper today.

[–]BLVD 0 points1 point ago

It was going pretty slow until we added pornography and pictures of cats.

[–]edisekeed 0 points1 point ago

Sounds a lot like Paul Krugman in 1998

"The growth of the Internet will slow drastically, as the flaw in "Metcalfe's law"--which states that the number of potential connections in a network is proportional to the square of the number of participants--becomes apparent: most people have nothing to say to each other! By 2005 or so, it will become clear that the Internet's impact on the economy has been no greater than the fax machine's"

[–]savagelaw 0 points1 point ago

I was more interested in the other article...

[–]eresuman 0 points1 point ago

Guy to the right. "You wint zoin 50 Mile high club"

[–]Ludoweez 0 points1 point ago

I can haz internetz?!

[–]ElShaggers 0 points1 point ago

The S*n in printing unsubstantiated bollocks shocker.

Seriously, the sooner that the cunts behind that hateful rag die off, the better.

[–]Mumpsterpwnch 0 points1 point ago

1991

First Brit in space

Fucking Brit-land

[–]Sambospudz 1 point2 points ago

The Sun newspaper is pure evil...evil I tells ya

[–]AstraJin 1 point2 points ago

Wouldnt expect much more from the Scum

[–]BrutalJones 1 point2 points ago

Al Gore joke.

[–]Maximuqq 0 points1 point ago

The Sun newspaper is complete and utter BS.

[–]ehorgan -2 points-1 points ago

Great Britain didn't have a person in space until 1991?

[–]TheJOakley -2 points-1 points ago

ERMAHGERD! SHE'S IN OR-BRIT!

[–]SHOOPDAWOOPLOL 0 points1 point ago

The S*n spewing it's regular bullshit...