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This is a great alternative to the toilet paper debate. (i.chzbgr.com)

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[–]slouched 325 points326 points ago

i love so many things about this

i love how shes not even surprised by it, but already pissed

i love that you can see her trying to claw her way through it to stop him

i love that he has probably done this to her many times before

[–]sohnemann 140 points141 points ago

Well, it's from Prank vs Prank, they actually prank each other pretty much on a weeky basis for sweet, sweet YouTube dollars.

[–]Funk_Munki 21 points22 points ago

I've heard on here before quite a few times that they've admitted the pranks are fake or setup, but I've yet to find actual proof. Either way some of them are pretty good.

[–]SuperNashwan 56 points57 points ago

Once the advertising dollars started to come in, you can bet they started scripting them.

[–]Boredyo 56 points57 points ago

you can't blame them, they deserve it as long as it is entertaining IMO

[–]LayzeeGamer 23 points24 points ago

They prank each other often, but the person getting pranked doesn't know when they're going to get pranked. They do vlogs too, and their pretty much always on edge, and suspicious of each other.

[–]bootstraps 31 points32 points ago

That sounds. awful.

[–]LayzeeGamer 27 points28 points ago

But it's fucking hilarious.

[–]Mrkiruru 0 points1 point ago

if you check out their vlog, you can tell they're not scripting anything. They on occasions pranks each other. Im sure its not scripted or set up.

[–]Phiasmir 0 points1 point ago

I'm kind of glad they are, I'd divorce the shit out of my spouse if they acted like they do in those videos!

[–]murderbum999 -2 points-1 points ago

I saw one I think from this couple, where the guy violently smashes a cream pie into her face, knocking her on her ass, throws a cup of water over her, and shouts "I GOTCHOO! I GOTCHOO! TAKE THAT BITCH! AHAHAHA!!!", and the only thing that could have made it funny is if she posted a follow up of her family sending some boys around to kick his ass.

[–]FancyMoustache 2 points3 points ago

I wish I hadn't read this and hope it's not true.

[–]hakuuu 6 points7 points ago

not all of them are elaborate pranks

i wouldn´t mind even if some are scripted

they are just funny people

http://youtu.be/e1Sqi3ePUDo

[–]skawesome 1 point2 points ago

I used to put glue in my hair on purpose. It's water soluble, comes out in the shower no problem.

[–]jbtk 5 points6 points ago

They rarely do pranks, and to them it's not about the money. You'll see most of their videos posted on their vlog channel, BFvsGF. They're genuinely cool people, Jesse and Jeana. You should see some of the stuff they do for their fans, it's awesome. Also, to anyone thinking they're scripted or setup, they're really most likely not. I'm only saying most likely because I don't actually know, as I'm not them. They know that they'll get pranked by each other all the time, but they don't know what the prank will actually be. I rarely see pranks anymore, though, at least posted to the PvP page, maybe one a month at this point.

[–]wshs -2 points-1 points ago

In the video where he puts the mannequin head in the bed next to her, she's sleeping with no makeup. When she's suddenly screaming trying to get out the bed, there's magically makeup present. There's definitely multiple takes.

[–]The_designer_pro 3 points4 points ago

YOUTUBE MONEY!!

[–]Waz433268 0 points1 point ago

But she's always so mean about her "pranks" his are harmless.

[–]electricmice 0 points1 point ago

i can't believe something this stupid is making them rich. it's not even remotely entertaining because you know the reaction is all fake. i remember seeing these guys way back when with the ass smack and pie to the face. i can't believe they have their own show now.

[–]Bobby_Ooo 7 points8 points ago

If you try to claw your way through toilet paper you're going to have a bad time.

[–]smurftheburn 3 points4 points ago

Can someone please enlighten me as to what they do for a living? I Know Jeana has some sort of a job, it appears Jessie sits around his (rather nice) house all day doing nothing, drives a sports car and goes on about 5 trips a year.

[–]grim2121 2 points3 points ago

Having a daily vlog that generates around 200,000 views can make you a bit of money. Also they probably view the trips as a business expense of some sorts because watching two people stay in the same town/city all the time would get old rather fast!

[–]smurftheburn -1 points0 points ago

Yeah but... What's Jeana's job?

[–]grim2121 0 points1 point ago

I don't think they have ever disclosed what it is. I have heard thoughts that she is a nurse or something because she works late nights often.

[–]smurftheburn 1 point2 points ago

That was my thought, however she doesn't strike me as the type. Nor has she ever left with any kind of nursing uniform on. I call stripper. It's the most logical explanation.

[–]Killfile 1 point2 points ago

I'm not sure leaving with a nursing uniform on would do anything at all to undermine the "stripper" hypothesis.

[–]grim2121 1 point2 points ago

If she is a stripper I say road trip to their neck of the woods! Load up on singles!

[–]wackycrazybonkers -1 points0 points ago

single YOUTUBE DOLLARS?

[–]c_hand 1 point2 points ago

He had already done it to her prior that incident, so in the situation in this GIF he yelled "Say hello to my little friend!" outside the door and when he opened it to spray her, she just kept yelling stop and was mad he was wasting all the toilet paper.

[–]Nutt3rr 28 points29 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5ySnbfWLYA

[–]trampus1 58 points59 points ago

Go on the offensive and attack your cat with it, I like this idea. I'm gonna pick up a 36 pack and throw rolls at my cat until she's too scared of toilet paper to even go in the bathroom.

[–]swagless 12 points13 points ago

Oh man, I think I love you.

[–]TheRealBigLou 14 points15 points ago

BUT I WANNA KNOW FOR SUUUURE!

[–]Boaz_MacPhereson 0 points1 point ago

So what am I so afraid of?

[–]Swiss_Cheese9797 0 points1 point ago

I'm afraid that I'm not sure of a love there is no cure for

[–]Fasopus 12 points13 points ago

I need this, anybody have a DIY on it, its far too early in the morning for me to figure it out by myself.

[–]firesidefire 23 points24 points ago

looks like its a leaf blower with a paint roller stuck through the end with two tp rolls attached to it

[–]CFO422 -5 points-4 points ago

Yes, but I guess a hairdryer works too.

[–]woznak 18 points19 points ago

No, not enough force to send it flying.

[–]gallonoffuel 2 points3 points ago

Vacuum cleaner set to 'blow'

[–]negajake 19 points20 points ago

She's gone from suck to blow!

[–]inebriates 10 points11 points ago

Suck...suck...suck!.

Any day that you see a Spaceballs reference is a good day.

[–]Pyromaniac605 0 points1 point ago

Your Shwartz is as big as mine.

[–]PsychoPsycho 0 points1 point ago

I am 50/50 on this. I think it might work. It seemed like this one took a second to sort of get up to speed and really start working.

[–]Danzaemon 5 points6 points ago

What toilet paper debate? Don't you just use the three seashells?

[–]Wut_Du_Fuq_Iz_Brunch 3 points4 points ago

He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!

[–]boston_Bucky 16 points17 points ago

I think this is one step up http://www.hilariousgifs.com/hair-dryer-prank/

[–]JDaggson 6 points7 points ago

now do it with glitter!

[–]entropybasedorganism 6 points7 points ago

You're a sick man, JDaggson, a sick man.

[–]Wut_Du_Fuq_Iz_Brunch 2 points3 points ago

We did that in another installer's van. Gltter in the AC vents. Bonus: it was raining pretty hard that day. That was 3-4 years ago. You can still find glitter in the nooks and crannies of his cab. Good times.

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[–]MLo19[S] 8 points9 points ago

Good! It's impossible to know if things are reposted, now I know about karma decay.

[–]IcySeal 6 points7 points ago

Yay

[–]Ilerea_Kleinokitz 25 points26 points ago

I just thought of a minor improvement to this: Soak the toilet paper in gas and set it on fire first.

[–]CFO422 36 points37 points ago

It probably wouldn't unroll like that when soaked.

[–]glevally 67 points68 points ago

Ok then, forget the tp and soak the girl in gas. Light her on fire and then if you want to you can add the toilet paper.

[–]SuperNashwan 20 points21 points ago

K. BRB.

[–]Gitarham 7 points8 points ago

How did it go?

[–]SuperNashwan 20 points21 points ago

It was kinda funny, but the smell makes it so not worth it.

[–]Dunning-KE 3 points4 points ago

DM;HS

[–]Vaarsuvius 2 points3 points ago

It went okay

[–]uberguby -5 points-4 points ago

that's just a flame thrower.

[–]Clearly_Unimpressed 13 points14 points ago

Thatsthejoke.gif

[–]uberguby 0 points1 point ago

Right. Got it.

[–]leahcim435 0 points1 point ago

No gas, heat gun!

[–]dracanius -1 points0 points ago

Gasoline doesn't dissolve it like water does, so yeah it would :V

[–]Eracoy 0 points1 point ago

Attach a super soaker full of gas.

[–]Tekz08 6 points7 points ago

After, lying in hospital: "Oh my god, you got me SO GOOD! That really hurt!"

[–]amputeenager 1 point2 points ago

This kills the toilet paper.

[–]Dookiestain_LaFlair 9 points10 points ago

This reminds me of one of those videos where the guy opens the door and the girl is in the bathroom and gets really mad and then he whips out his dong and it is so big that she stops getting mad and blows him while pooping.

[–]DoughnutsEU 17 points18 points ago

wat

[–]twopacuafina 2 points3 points ago

wat

[–]namelessNN 1 point2 points ago

there is no DEBATE about toilet paper. ANYONE that thinks it rolls UNDER is a complete and utter fucking twat.

[–]chekkers 5 points6 points ago

This looks like way too much fun for her to have that much anger on her face.

[–]skgggg 5 points6 points ago

An automatic TP-ing machine. Genius

[–]lostmyname 2 points3 points ago

Didn't that same guy make a pubery mustache, and give it to the same girl in the same bathroom?

[–]ForeverARedditer -1 points0 points ago

Yes. This is PVP.

[–]lostmyname 0 points1 point ago

A class act.

[–]Tsugua354 2 points3 points ago

will someone explain what is going on?

[–]MarcLaurel 0 points1 point ago

yes please. I missed that essential discussion about toilet paper, too

[–]Tsugua354 1 point2 points ago

thats just a stupid debate about the "right way to hang toilet paper rolls." but i dont even understand whats happening in this gif. it looks like magic to me?

[–]ForeverARedditer -1 points0 points ago

This is a video by PVP on youtube.

[–]ForeverARedditer -1 points0 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5ySnbfWLYA

[–]clee290 3 points4 points ago

PVP SAAAAAN

[–]psyko_huh 2 points3 points ago

Repost but funny anyways.

[–]comadorcrack 2 points3 points ago

I knew I'd get a chance to repost this too!!!

[–]RayTown 0 points1 point ago

Keep this to hand for the zombie apocolypse 2k12

[–]Ludacrits 0 points1 point ago

Who's NOT going to go try this?

[–]igetdownvotedalot 1 point2 points ago

People who don't have leaf blowers lying around.

[–]frankster 0 points1 point ago

that's pretty amazing.

[–]HiImTed 0 points1 point ago

From what I gather, it's a paint roller taped to the end of a leaf blower with two rolls of toilet paper added.

I must do this.

[–]steven1350 -1 points0 points ago

Close. Think more automatic paint roller

[–]HiImTed 1 point2 points ago

Don't automatic paint rollers just refer to the paint automatically being pumped into the brush, not the brush rolling?

Think about it, why would you want a roller to be rolling before you put it on the wall? The whole point of a paint roller is to roll paint on...

[–]Bipolarruledout 1 point2 points ago

Halloween is about to get real.

[–]ConnorSuttree 1 point2 points ago

What kills me about this is that she isn't delighted by this attack of awesome.

[–]ForeverARedditer -1 points0 points ago

It's the second or third time it happened that day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5ySnbfWLYA

[–]BlackOutNL -1 points0 points ago

PvP SAAAANN!!

[–]kissapuu -1 points0 points ago

She looks so pissed. How lame of her.

[–]ForeverARedditer -1 points0 points ago

It's because this was the second of third time Jesse attacked her with the thing. Plus she was doing makeup.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5ySnbfWLYA

[–]saarmi 1 point2 points ago

Now play this part.

And watch the gif again.

It's all i could think of.

[–]i_am_redditing 0 points1 point ago

There are moments that make me proud to be a human being. This. This is a moment.

[–]imabrownbear 0 points1 point ago

Living in a house with 40 other guys, this gif makes me cry every time. Toilet paper is more precious than gold you fools!

[–]bastocrat 0 points1 point ago

I WANT ONE!

[–]Baalinooo 0 points1 point ago

Brilliant

[–]iAwoke777 0 points1 point ago

Watch a live concert of GIRLTALK.

[–]timoneer 0 points1 point ago

BWAHAHAHA!

Gotta do this...

[–]Lion_Cub_Kurz 0 points1 point ago

repost

[–]mp07d 0 points1 point ago

...I think I'm gonna go watch some porn now.

[–]DocJawbone 0 points1 point ago

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. Oh man I wish I could be this guy for just the length of that gif, it would be so awesome. Oh god I can't stop laughing ridiculously.

Also, first thing on funny that I've laughed at.

[–]Factotem 0 points1 point ago

THIS

IS

AWESOME!!!!!!

[–]sethdomenic 0 points1 point ago

Brazzers

[–]RyanRaygun 0 points1 point ago

Relevant, awesome band does this in live shows.

[–]D_money8 0 points1 point ago

I laughed at this harder than I should have

[–]soapman5 0 points1 point ago

I have constructed this device and used it to great effect.

[–]ChrisQF 1 point2 points ago

I fucking love this. So much fucking lol.

[–]notyourjeans 1 point2 points ago

should've waiting until she was pooping.

[–]Flora628 1 point2 points ago

PVP SAN

[–]FoulBachelorBalrog 0 points1 point ago

Billy Joe used one of these when I was at Reading Festival, it was beautiful.

[–]psychoshoe 0 points1 point ago

PvP SAAN! They put a prank today where jesse feeds jeanna cricketsand she goes mental, was pretty funny!

[–]ForeverARedditer -1 points0 points ago

I saw it. Funny as hell.

[–]Shit_Tsunami 0 points1 point ago

Why this? find something funny to repost.

[–]drunxor 0 points1 point ago

Someone put this gif through the washing machine

[–]Kscharmota 0 points1 point ago

Take my money!!!!

[–]pyroxys007 0 points1 point ago

How did he do this? I'd love to do this to my GF!

[–]ForeverARedditer -1 points0 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5ySnbfWLYA

[–]Jonz303 0 points1 point ago

Someone edit this so that it's like a video game. I can't because I'm a dumbshit.

[–]rhiannonxo54 1 point2 points ago

PVP SAAAAAAAAN

[–]CavScout88 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, win that debate with a repost!

[–]willoz 0 points1 point ago

I saw this; http://www.mobygames.com/images/shots/l/24663-doom-dos-screenshot-frying-baddies-with-the-plasma-rifle-one.gif

[–]Kennori 0 points1 point ago

why is this not front page?

[–]SkullRott 0 points1 point ago

You....you made a toilet paper gun.

[–]Mrkiruru 0 points1 point ago

PVP SANNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[–]TACOfarmerXD 0 points1 point ago

Was going to ask if that was from pvp

[–]m3r3d1t4 0 points1 point ago

How can I make one of those?

[–]KarmelCHAOS 0 points1 point ago

This cracked me up like you would not believe

[–]totoro181 1 point2 points ago

PVP FTW

[–]yeahdatsme 1 point2 points ago

PVP SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

[–]adharasi -2 points-1 points ago

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[–]Conflikt -3 points-2 points ago

Come on this was posted like 2 weeks ago and isn't this what r/gifs is for

[–]swagless -2 points-1 points ago

Quiet you.

[–]Conflikt 1 point2 points ago

Okay :(

[–]luriso -2 points-1 points ago

GHOSTBUSTEERRRSSS

[–]blade2000 -2 points-1 points ago

REPOST!!!!

[–]filladellfea 0 points1 point ago

I don't even give a shit that it's a repost - so god damn funny.

[–]notsurewhatiam -2 points-1 points ago

Reposts,

Reposts everywhere.

[–]xNaRwHaLxBaCoNx 0 points1 point ago

PVP DOPEFRESH NATION SAAN!!!!

[–]peacedove -2 points-1 points ago

THIS IS STUPID AND WASTEFUL!

[–]Vocalities -1 points0 points ago

Those two are so funny. And they have a really nice house.

[–]dvots -4 points-3 points ago

This never get old!

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