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[–]marvel120 7 points8 points ago

I once had a one night stand call me about a month and a half after the fact, to tell me she was "late". After a week or two of having panic attacks and telling my folks I may have gotten a girl preggo (stupid of me to just take her word for it), I had gotten to the point of thinking of names. That's when she called and told me she got her period. THIS .gif was my exact reaction.

EDIT: Spelling

[–]Maximuqq 8 points9 points ago

Some girls can still have a late period AND be pregnant. True story.

[–]DemonicBtch 0 points1 point ago

It's not exactly a period. Some girls bleed due to implantation, then confuse it for a period. You can tell the difference because it's usually a lot lighter than a period, and the blood is darker.

[–]DiarrheaMonkey- 4 points5 points ago

Yeah... After a broken condom and my ex-GF being over a week late (I was 18 and she was 30), I was at a friend's house for the weekend and she called to tell me she wasn't pregnant... She said it might have been the emotional stress (neither of us wanted her pregnant). That was a good day.

[–]Easih 0 points1 point ago

18 and she was 30? ...

[–]Angry__Jonny 3 points4 points ago

I'm probably one of the few that's this excited when his girlfriend got pregnant. it's was an amazing feeling. but we we're trying to conceive. miscarriage though, now not sure if we wanna try again with school and work.

[–]warrenraaff 2 points3 points ago

My gf recently had a miscarriage... I feel you bro! It was tough

[–]TheAckIsBack 3 points4 points ago

Bobby Moynihan sure looks happy!

[–]Eversooner 3 points4 points ago

You're never so glad to hear someone is bleeding.

[–]supmu 3 points4 points ago

I used to think this; then I found out when my sister had her first kid, she had 3 negative pregnancy tests before she went to the doctor to find out what was wrong with her ladybits.

Better push her down the stairs, just to be sure.

[–]slanky06 3 points4 points ago

I can't imagine anyone being that excited for the New Jersey Nets.

[–]whydoyoulook -1 points0 points ago

  1. Xpost to /r/reactiongifs
  2. Karma

[–]bigblasty 2 points3 points ago

[–]itsmuddy 0 points1 point ago

Love the second one. Truly a great movie.

[–]JediMasterSam 2 points3 points ago

Nice, congratulations on the negative!

[–]sleepauger 1 point2 points ago

Happy not a fathersday!

[–]Krelboyne 1 point2 points ago

Did Josh Peck put on weight again?

[–]Eyetooth7 1 point2 points ago

I loved him in Drake and Josh.

[–]cnewma14 0 points1 point ago

This with super saiyan effects would be awesome

[–]Mitz510 0 points1 point ago

[–]Painkiller3666 0 points1 point ago

Newsflash, your hand can't get pregnant.

[–]StinkyAnoos 0 points1 point ago

that feel, tis good

[–]OnceIHadACookie 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Tarandon 0 points1 point ago

Pregnancy tests generally lack accuracy unless taken within 2 days of expected period. If you took the test the day after the condom broke for example... definitely negative. If she's late, that's when you should take the test.

Hope that helps.