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Not a single fuck given (X-post from r/perfecttiming (i.imgur.com)

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[–]HankyLanky2 35 points36 points ago

Do you ever have that thing where just as you're falling asleep your whole body jerks? I always have THIS image immediately before -- a big red playground ball just about to hit me in the face. I'm 50.

[–]8opus 11 points12 points ago

Hypnic Jerk

[–]kungtotte 4 points5 points ago

So's your face!

[–]WrittenOnMyiPhone 2 points3 points ago

My twitch is usually tripping on a rock or a branch and falling.

[–]thfemale 2 points3 points ago

I get that same jerk feeling, but I get the image that I'm laying on a big horizontal slab, and it starts to tilt.

[–]firsthour 1 point2 points ago

Better than Exploding Head Syndrome.

[–]DarkyBoy 0 points1 point ago

OMG! So thats what it is!

I've had that for the longest time, but never had a name for it.

[–]justa_flesh_wound 14 points15 points ago

Daria?

[–]Harold_Grundelson 6 points7 points ago

La-la-la-la-laaaaaaa

[–]DoorMarkedPirate 3 points4 points ago

This is my life

[–]Kleptor 1 point2 points ago

Do-do-la-la-la-la-la

[–]ForeverDownvoted 16 points17 points ago

It's hard to give a fuck about something that your brain has yet to register as having happened.

[–]I_HaveAHat 14 points15 points ago

ACTION BALL MOTHERFUCKER!

[–]NinjaRobotPilot 7 points8 points ago

NOW WITH 70% MORE ELECTRIC GUITAR RIFFFS UPON IMPACT!

[–]PolestarX 7 points8 points ago

Anyone else hear that "Ping" sound those balls make when looking at this?

[–]brkn613 6 points7 points ago

I don't always get a new pair of glasses, but when I do something always smashes into my face and bends them.

[–]pzearfoss 3 points4 points ago

Do not taunt actionball.

[–]XYMan28 2 points3 points ago

Mary Lynn Rajskub?

[–]avery51 0 points1 point ago

Maybe not in this frame.

[–]Kiba333 0 points1 point ago

NOT ENOUGH ACTION!

[–]Bsr5088 0 points1 point ago

To bad it's a completely planned shot. If you got to the original post it's all discussed there. This girl has a few random pics of her getting hit in the face with random objects.

[–]xymurr 4 points5 points ago

Here she is taking a book to the face

[–]dabezian 5 points6 points ago

The question is, where is the one of her taking .... to the face?

You know exactly what I mean.

[–]Obvious_Troll_Accoun 2 points3 points ago

A bullet?

[–]LibraryNerdOne 1 point2 points ago

High Five

[–]dabockster 5 points6 points ago

Interesting...

[–]LibraryNerdOne 0 points1 point ago

Very

[–]barium111 4 points5 points ago

Flick you you mother flickr.

[–]artiomchi -3 points-2 points ago

what's wrong with flickr? Besides the fact that it's not imgur >_>

Why all the hate?

I mean.. Reddit Enhancement Suite doesn't show you the previews for it, but that's not a big enough reason, is it?

[–]barium111 4 points5 points ago

Go flickr yourself.

[–]dabockster 0 points1 point ago

Already there, hon.

[–]artiomchi -4 points-3 points ago

As a matter of fact, I already did!

Jealous? :P

[–]Treemo 0 points1 point ago

I think the birds already left their nest, time to clean up

[–]chejrw 0 points1 point ago

that's not a big enough reason, is it?

Yes, it is. Fuck if I'm opening a new tab for each image in a discussion thread.

[–]Elementium 1 point2 points ago

Why are people throwing things at this poor girl?!

[–]dabockster -4 points-3 points ago

She wants the dick.

[–]1pnoe 1 point2 points ago

Facebook. You're doing it wrong...

[–]thfemale 0 points1 point ago

But that's how you knowledge, right? I hope I haven't been doing it wrong all these years...

[–]BTherese 2 points3 points ago

Bludger to the face with no fucks given? Sure sign of a Quidditch player.

[–]LibraryNerdOne 0 points1 point ago

Or a Hufflepuff?

[–]BTherese 1 point2 points ago

Or both!

[–]LibraryNerdOne 0 points1 point ago

=0

[–]Keylager 2 points3 points ago

Now with a wrench.

[–]anymooseposter 1 point2 points ago

If you can dodge a wench, you can dodge a ball.

[–]LORD_COOKIE_DOUGH -1 points0 points ago

Wow! she have really mastered the art of the honey badger

[–]chuperamigo -1 points0 points ago

ActionBall all in yo face.

[–]badphish94 1 point2 points ago

[Insert balls in the face joke here]

[–]HeWasAZombie 1 point2 points ago

This looks like a indie band album cover.

[–]unicyclegamer 1 point2 points ago

As someone who wears glasses, this makes me cringe.

[–]Phyzzx 0 points1 point ago

Live Action Action Ball!!!

[–]Mcfggy 1 point2 points ago

They really have a subreddit for everything these days...

[–]dabockster 0 points1 point ago

Yep, seems so.

[–]Phantom99 0 points1 point ago

If she'd only read the warning!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Fun_Ball

[–]piasenigma 0 points1 point ago

looks fake, the face should be displacing an equal or greater amount of ball, considering the face is solid and much harder.

[–]Strid3r21 0 points1 point ago

"you've got a pimple on your face, here let me just get that for you"

[–]raychull17 0 points1 point ago

)

[–]loneraver 0 points1 point ago

Great picture. Terrible title!

[–]Serule 0 points1 point ago

i don't think this is real, or even staged -- how the hell can anyone keep their eyes open that far into getting hit with something

[–]chairtard 0 points1 point ago

why can't I meet a girl like that?!! :'-(

[–]PowerKiegal 0 points1 point ago

It looks like she got rocked by that ball.

[–]MagCynic 1 point2 points ago

Perfect timing or planned shot?

[–]Turious 2 points3 points ago

Either way, very good timing.

[–]VolumeZero -1 points0 points ago

Or super glue and make-up.

[–]Barchen 2 points3 points ago

Why would you superglue a ball to your face, up into your hairline? Can you imagine taking that off?

[–]VolumeZero 0 points1 point ago

For the sweet, sweet karma.

[–]knowmeaning 0 points1 point ago

Pretty obviously a staged photo. This is all the rage these days, faking action shots.

[–]Eversooner -1 points0 points ago

She doesn't look happy about catching a ball to the face.

[–]VolumeZero -2 points-1 points ago

  • Slow reactions
  • Lack of peripheral vision
  • Boobs

Yep it's a woman.

[–]Cooliomanster 0 points1 point ago

Fucking. Run. She looks unphased by the ball as if shes staring through my soul with her eye that has the glasses on. Bad dum tiss!

[–]two_socks -1 points0 points ago

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[–]wrathful_pinecone -3 points-2 points ago

I am sorry, but this picture has been around for years, and reposted probably hundreds of times.

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