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[–]BarbaricBeast 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, killer boots man!

[–]ItzInMyNature 3 points4 points ago

You fellas been doing a little boozin have ya?

[–]ilihcma2 1 point2 points ago

Tic-tac Sir?

[–]larsbrunsvold 0 points1 point ago

Lloyd! Petey didn't have a head...

[–]revbjeff 2 points3 points ago

This was funnier on Dumb and Dumber.

[–]jagwaguar 0 points1 point ago

He looks like he's about to give the bartender a tip.

"for your trouble, sir."

[–]deja-vu-comment 1 point2 points ago

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[–]jandalofdoom 0 points1 point ago

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they put a beer in a titty?

[–]2ndtim3around 1 point2 points ago

Please don't quote dumb and dumber again.

[–]zerotoast 0 points1 point ago

OK gang, you know the rules, no humping, no licking, no sniffing hineys...

[–]quazimoto69 0 points1 point ago

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 0 points1 point ago

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, went in to try out for the job.

"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?"

"11" he replied.

The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right."

"What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"

"Today and tomorrow."

He was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.

"Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"

Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."

"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"

So, Gomer wandered over to the pool hall where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant.

"It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case."