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[–]DManTech 90 points91 points ago

Actually very well done, considering the difference in angle between the faces.

[–]ExtraCheesed_Buddha 21 points22 points ago

I honestly saw this as real for a second until my brain brought me back to reality

[–]cam0l 0 points1 point ago

[–]nupster 8 points9 points ago

not really - because the heads were swapped instead of the faces.

[–]MeowNeko 5 points6 points ago

True... But that doesn't change the fact that it was well done.

[–]nupster 0 points1 point ago

true that.

[–]dooghan 34 points35 points ago

head swap...ftfy

[–]trocnotlad 25 points26 points ago

This actually made me think about what it would be like if we were born looking like tiny little adults, and we grew up to be man-sized, baby-faced people.

[–]yumagamo 4 points5 points ago

To some people like me who grew up in East Asia, white kids and babies look like they were born with adult's faces.

[–]MeowNeko 4 points5 points ago

To people like me who grew up among primarily Caucasians, Eastern Asians look like they don't age.

[–]Pxzib 3 points4 points ago

I would like to see a tutorial on how to guess Asian people's age. You can't always be sure if a Japanese or Korean is 13 or 25.

[–]MeowNeko 1 point2 points ago

"I swear, she told me she was legal, she had ID that said her age was thirty!"

"Sir, this girl is twelve years old."

[–]Kriieod 6 points7 points ago

Things of nightmares.

[–]The_Phreak 13 points14 points ago

Imagine you're bringing this hot chick over to your place, you feel all sorts of tingly sensations when you're making out and you can feel every curve and dimple on her body, the way her skin feels under her shirt and you just know you're gonna like what happens next. Then as you push her down and climb on top of her, her hair parts and you realize the girl literally has a baby face. You were about to bang a woman with a baby's face. What the hell is wrong with you? What were you thinking? What kind of sadistic asshole comes up with this sort of joke? Then your mind starts panicking, the world turns into a sadistic caricature of itself and starts swirling all around your bed as you're screaming at the top of your lungs and the baby face woman starts unzipping your pants and the world knows what you're about to do.

Then you wake up.

[–]tastethelink 9 points10 points ago

^ My first wet dream.

[–]polarlover 3 points4 points ago

Baby's First Wet Dream, brought to you by Gerber.

[–]harvestmoon64 -2 points-1 points ago

Interesting. My first wet dream was about my mom.

[–]MeowNeko 0 points1 point ago

FREUD: Why don't you take a seat over there.

[–]Mafsto 0 points1 point ago

Chris Hansen: I already reserved that seat for him.

[–]andreylosev 0 points1 point ago

You should write a novel someday.

[–]zappafrank 2 points3 points ago

I took of her panties and she has diaper rash.

[–]StonedSoldier830 1 point2 points ago

She lets out an adult-sized, "Gah!"

[–]nicxus 2 points3 points ago

Relevant link.

[–]Gabe1282 4 points5 points ago

Ya big baby!

[–]johnny353535 3 points4 points ago

Is she looking at her own cleavage?

[–]Cambam994 4 points5 points ago

Wow, my photoshop work has never made it to reddit before! Here's another of mine for verification. I'm the "guy" and the girl is my cousin.

http://i.imgur.com/5b2Sk.jpg

[–]sSamoo[S] 1 point2 points ago

Cameron! you should post more! stop being a lurker lol

[–]me2office 4 points5 points ago

pls post the original pic

[–]sSamoo[S] 4 points5 points ago

Here's the original. I'm not the one who did it, but it is very well done. :)

[–]beanielove 2 points3 points ago

Because it was done right!

[–]Stratocaster89 1 point2 points ago

Thats a head swap not a face swap

[–]Rikplaysbass 0 points1 point ago

NOW THIS.... Is something I can fap too.

[–]thrillzone 1 point2 points ago

You can tell it isn't real because babies can't swim.

[–]dickmartyr -2 points-1 points ago

Nah man... its the pixels. Its all in the pixels. [6]

[–]minne_snow_ta_n_ice 0 points1 point ago

The baby with the beard from the new rogain(?) Commercials is worse. It dances.

[–]I_steal_your_socks 1 point2 points ago

This should put your mind at ease

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLyLGrbKokI&feature=player_detailpage#t=1015s - probably NSFW

[–]chinteresting 1 point2 points ago

Probably the best I've seen. Kudos to the artist.

(Got buzz-curious and learned that word is Greek. Cool. THE MORE YOU KNOW.)

[–]RPofkins 1 point2 points ago

For some reason it doesn't creep me out. Maybe because the heads are proportional to the bodies.

[–]GFandango 0 points1 point ago

How the hell do they handle the different viewing angle?

[–]jacckfrost 0 points1 point ago

Can anyone help make one of these?

[–]Zzoso 0 points1 point ago

Is that Newt Gingrich?

[–]jaydubious88 1 point2 points ago

this reminds me of a dream i used to have when i was really little. Like maybe 5. I would dream that i was an adult, but my head was the same age. I was just really tall and thick and always wearing a suit for some reason, but i had a 5 year old head.

[–]StopIMAHipster -1 points0 points ago

It looks like she's checking out her own tits

[–]iwantbread 0 points1 point ago

That Baby is a young Derek Zoolander

[–]Adan714 0 points1 point ago

BERTON: I’ll explain. At first, I couldn’t understand what worried me about it; it was only after a minute or two that I realized: this child was extraordinarily large. Enormous, in fact. Stretched out horizontally, its body rose twelve feet above the surface of the ocean, I swear. I remembered that when I touched the wave, its face was a little higher than mine, even though my cockpit must have been at least ten feet above the ocean.

QUESTION: If it was as big as that, what makes you say it was a child?

BERTON: Because it was a tiny child.

QUESTION: Do you realize, Berton, that your answer doesn’t make sense?

BERTON: On the contrary. I could see its face, and it was a very young child. Besides, its proportions corresponded exactly to the proportions of a child’s body. It was a… babe in arms. No, I exaggerate. It was probably two or three years old. It had black hair and blue eyes — enormous blue eyes! It was naked — completely naked — like a newborn baby. It was wet, or I should say glossy; its skin was shiny. I was shattered. I no longer thought it was a mirage. I could see this child so distinctly. It rose and fell with the waves; but apart from this general motion, it was making other movements, and they were horrible!

Lem, "Solaris"

[–]rikashiku 0 points1 point ago

I just choked on my own laughter.

[–]myPuppysCute 1 point2 points ago

very nicely executed!

[–]forcymru 0 points1 point ago

It's baby-face mallone!

[–]icantthinkofagoodnam 0 points1 point ago

Is that Ripley?

[–]Kidd_Funkadelic 1 point2 points ago

Ahhh. I love http://www.manbabies.com/ !!!

[–]creepyswaps 0 points1 point ago

I like it.

[–]Ace1999 0 points1 point ago

This was not difficult to masturbate to at all!

[–]simplefilm 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit I just lost so hard

[–]Son_UMAD 1 point2 points ago

Lol wtf xD

[–]Griffter4 0 points1 point ago

How are face swaps still getting up votes? They're so redundant.

[–]babyuf1 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit, I'm famous! The baby's momma isn't too happy about this though....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I find this hilarious.

[–]xIrishSoberx 1 point2 points ago

I see no face swap. If I'm not mistaken, this is from the next season of teen mon

[–]xIrishSoberx 1 point2 points ago

Mom*

[–]MeowNeko 0 points1 point ago

There is an edit button on your post which you can use to correct spelling mistakes such as that one. There's also a delete button so you can get rid of your correction here.

[–]xIrishSoberx 1 point2 points ago

Yea, but I did the comment from my phone.

[–]MeowNeko 0 points1 point ago

My app allows comment deleting and editing - baconreader. But I guess you're probably using something different.

You are forgiven, my child.

[–]xIrishSoberx 0 points1 point ago

I am currently using iReddit

[–]Jaws666 -2 points-1 points ago

Aww thats a cute baby, and awesome tits to boot!

[–]immaturewalrus 0 points1 point ago

Baby looks like Casey Anthony.

[–]daleadil 0 points1 point ago

"My boobs are amazing!"

[–]Jonny211 0 points1 point ago

This made me wanna run out if my room.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I am oddly erect........

Fucking great job !!!!!

[–]sailingonward 0 points1 point ago

Hey baby, how YOU doin'?

[–]BallsackTBaghard -5 points-4 points ago

Never change a woman's face with a baby. It looks disgusting.