So this just popped up in my wife's Facebook feed. I present to you, a placenta teddy bear.

kernunnos77 · 2012-09-04T04:42:20+00:00

Would make a good horcrux.

coffee_first · 2012-09-04T00:59:51+00:00

I imagine it doubles as a chew toy for the baby

Ijustcametosaygerbye · 2012-09-04T07:23:22+00:00

I ate my placenta in pill form

Bonki_ · 2012-09-04T04:32:47+00:00

I was hoping this were fake... but no.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/MindMoodNews/placenta-teddy-bear-turns-heads/story?id=9043347#.UEWERHiouUs

teeohdeedee123 · 2012-09-04T00:06:51+00:00

Still a step above eating them.

CopperAlbatross · 2012-09-03T21:43:01-07:00

I wonder what Teddy Roosevelt would think of this version of his namesake.

nativebob · 2012-09-04T08:44:47+00:00

Soon to be offered through Etsy for the low price of $109.99

kindofabigdyl · 2012-09-04T02:37:39+00:00

Wtf worthy, indeed.

onlynameavailable · 2012-09-04T04:50:09+00:00

Why? Just, why?

zakk_atkk · 2012-09-03T17:23:15-07:00

Why does that teddy bear make me so hungry?

RandomPratt · 2012-09-04T07:40:39+00:00

Pedobear is really getting in early these days.

Cheffinator · 2012-09-04T08:30:46+00:00

I think this is the first time a post on Reddit has made me pull a face of disgust.

Who even does this?

twasthenightofbacon · 2012-09-04T01:43:44-07:00

You obviously havent seen r/spacedicks then.

crustyloaf · 2012-09-04T09:27:19+00:00

Would bid if on eBay

kitedown · 2012-09-04T10:10:15+00:00

Oh the smell. I'm surprised there aren't buzzards lurking around her home. That has got to smell nasty.

alfonzoarellano21 · 2012-09-04T10:54:22+00:00

I don't know what I expected

somestrangewashers · 2012-09-04T11:43:30+00:00

It's a gummy bear for Frankenstein!

jings12 · 2012-09-04T11:53:00+00:00

After reading that description, I don't know why I clicked on that image and expected to see something different.

xxCLJ · 2012-09-04T12:00:54+00:00

I'll treasure it forever.

exoticempress · 2012-09-04T14:21:03+00:00

It looks creepy and disgusting as hell!

heodieat · 2012-09-04T14:53:38+00:00

I had a gym teacher who said that you weren't a man until you ate your baby's placenta. He was also my football coach, if that helps explain things.

tiredandjaded · 2012-09-04T05:29:26+00:00

Am I the only one who thinks it is kinda cute? Not the placenta part. But the bear. He's cute.

That said, I was almost convinced to eat my placenta. But I got the heebie jeebies and backed out.

VulcanKingOFire · 2012-09-04T06:26:19+00:00

So weird...and creepy

KBenC · 2012-09-04T07:36:18+00:00

Gross!!! Same with all you weirdos eating it!!! WTF is wrong with you god damn hippies!?!?!?!

Super_Sieg · 2012-09-04T14:34:07+00:00

My grandmother made one after my mom was born. I was going through all the old stuff in her house last year and happened upon it. I was playing with having a good time just like a kid again. Then my grandma came up and told me what it was. I gently put it down then I ran to the bathroom and threw up. I thought it smelled funny.

WTF

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