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[–]MandrewF 17 points18 points ago

He's plotting his revenge. Tell me I'm wrong.

[–]Hosfac 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I know of at least one living creature who doesn't think the cone is funny.

[–]JesusofBorg 6 points7 points ago

[–]kmreid 0 points1 point ago

Indeed.

[–]sjs2345 5 points6 points ago

Those eyes are piercing you.

....."fuck you"

[–]sjhill 17 points18 points ago

Your cat is not ameowsed by this.

[–]Jalenofkake 4 points5 points ago

Paws and think about this pun thread. Meow, do you really think cats enjoy this?

[–]Chazzey_dude 4 points5 points ago

Just beclaws they don't like it doesn't mean we can't have fun.

[–]Babysealkllr 1 point2 points ago

I'm sure that cat has quite a tail to tell about this.

[–]anilsiv 1 point2 points ago

I moustache you a question, but I shall shave it for later...

[–]jk147 1 point2 points ago

[–]KrlosParra 5 points6 points ago

Oh, he's definetly gonna get his revenge after he finds out how to get out of the stupid white thing.

[–]SnakeDoctor00 6 points7 points ago

I think you misspelled Classier

[–]OremLK 3 points4 points ago

The cone of shame becomes the cone of dignity.

[–]MrMcGibblets00 2 points3 points ago

You think you've made him a joke, but really he wins this situation.

[–]pollydowner 1 point2 points ago

Aw, mine's in a cone too. I did the sticker thing as well.

http://i.imgur.com/5m2gY.jpg

[–]Five_Dollar_Whore 0 points1 point ago

I am a fan

[–]kwaaaa 0 points1 point ago

No you're not, you're a Five Dollar Whore!

[–]ExtraCheesed_Buddha 0 points1 point ago

Well fancy that

[–]Ka1ser 0 points1 point ago

So the cone got funnier because you placed your cat in it?

[–]DJAshian 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for not titling this "The cone of shame, like a boss".

[–]overused-meme-alert -2 points-1 points ago

like a boss

KATCHANG

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[–]Wyvern67 0 points1 point ago

What.

[–]Fauxrace 0 points1 point ago

your cat just won you massive karma

[–]dalgeek 1 point2 points ago

Conecat is not amused.

Seriously, he may kill you while you sleep. Beware.

[–]slightlystartled 2 points3 points ago

With a 'stache like that, he's more likely to tie you to the railroad tracks.

[–]DettaOhdetta 0 points1 point ago

I thought the same thing.

[–]Montisa2008 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Jzargo. /r/Jzargo

[–]sebs8 0 points1 point ago

Your cat does not look very amused.

[–]katmaidog 0 points1 point ago

Cat: "Go ahead. Laugh it up funny boy, because I'm going to kill you."

[–]DrWinstonOBoogie 0 points1 point ago

Not for the cat it didn't.

[–]Patsby 0 points1 point ago

"Why are you doing this to me?"

[–]sortinospizza 1 point2 points ago

Now you have to take a drink every time the mustache lines up with his face

[–]anilsiv 0 points1 point ago

I moustache you a question, but I shall shave it for later...

[–]FridayNightHoops 0 points1 point ago

He's gonna kill your whole family for that.

[–]Shelby312 0 points1 point ago

No longer the cone of shame.

[–]Insinto 0 points1 point ago

He doesn't look... amewsed.

[–]Whitestgirlalive 0 points1 point ago

He looks more resigned than vengeful, as though it's been a long day and he just can't be bothered. That or he doesn't quite realise what you've done. Hmmmmmm

[–]cryglory 0 points1 point ago

The hat of shame. Tom Selleck style

[–]GrannySmacker[S] 0 points1 point ago

wow! i just woke up and did not expect to see this.

[–]Archangel_Tyrael 0 points1 point ago

Fool! You have just ensured the doom of this world. You cannot even begin to imagine what you've set in motion this day.

Now other Redditors with injured pets will start drawing a myriad of graffiti on them as well! The front page will be littered with them! You must get out of here before they find out it was you who started it all!

Now run! Take the cone and run!

[–]GrannySmacker[S] 0 points1 point ago

If such an event happens I will take full responsibility for my actions.

[–]joshpatton 0 points1 point ago

I did this a very long time ago... got 4 upvotes...

http://i.imgur.com/WlnMD.jpg

[–]chocolatemonkeysfly 0 points1 point ago

soon...

[–]IRoylT 0 points1 point ago

He doesn't seem to find it very funny.

[–]Gabe1282 -1 points0 points ago

Like a sir

[–]ace22286 1 point2 points ago

funnier or gentlemanly?

[–]GrannySmacker[S] 2 points3 points ago

both

[–]FuckYeaWaffles 6 points7 points ago

the cone of distinguished shame

[–]KAVasser 1 point2 points ago

I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.

[–]simicoro -1 points0 points ago

But first I must ask, may eyebrows your cat nip collection?

[–]thegrayven -5 points-4 points ago

Fail. It's not a Hitler mustache, and he doesn't look like a porn star.

[–]derpysk_ -3 points-2 points ago

"Funny how ? Do I amuse you ?"

[–]ovi282 -3 points-2 points ago