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[–]Chug_bleach 242 points243 points ago

/r/funny

[–]StockPhotosOfFruit 89 points90 points ago

They should just merge the subreddits. What may be apples to a pear may be oranges to a watermelon.

[–]RageMorePlz 14 points15 points ago

or wtf to a potato.

[–]calicojones 0 points1 point ago

potato.

[–]Mr_Papagiorgio 20 points21 points ago

Wut

[–]binbomsj 28 points29 points ago

Read his username.

[–]StockPhotosOfFruit 3 points4 points ago

Actually, my intentions had nothing to do with my username. It was an analogy that one thing to one may be another thing to another.

[–]JackNightmare 2 points3 points ago

But it would make one hell of a stock photo.

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll -1 points0 points ago

Toss most of it into /r/funny, the rest into /r/Gore.

[–]eamantite 9 points10 points ago

/r/motherofreposts

[–]ThatDinkumThinkum 3 points4 points ago

Ooh. Can we just make an r/unoriginal piece of shit and have them fight to death

[–]BabinskiATC 0 points1 point ago

Watch This FunnypicIfound

[–]OneHungJedi 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else notice they spelled 'apologize' wrong?

[–]SPkx1 -2 points-1 points ago

It's not even funny

[–]Nenohum 115 points116 points ago

how is this WTF?

[–]DeusExMacguffin 40 points41 points ago

What the fuck kind of person can take the words right out of my mouth and arrange them so movingly?

[–]pikindaguy 18 points19 points ago

I love that 87% of all front page WTF posts are asked why it's here.

[–]nexusscope 10 points11 points ago

minimum 90%. The question really is, who the fuck cares at this point?

[–]Airem23 5 points6 points ago

Yep. Change it to WTFC. Call it a day.

[–]ciberaj 1 point2 points ago

That's what you love?

[–]justmerriwether 0 points1 point ago

And I love even more that the answer to every single one is "Because we upvoted it there."

[–]probablynotyou 4 points5 points ago

imagine going on a date and being seated at the table next to that sign. :D

[–]EvMund 1 point2 points ago

I think it's romantic, personally

[–]AlbinNboat 1 point2 points ago

Fuck romance

[–]PAcheese 3 points4 points ago

...like literally?

[–]probablynotyou 2 points3 points ago

yea, i think that one is quite literal in most cases :D

[–]AlbinNboat 1 point2 points ago

Absolutely

[–]MrsReznor 2 points3 points ago

Because it is kind of a disgusting thing to say. The only person who could ever say that to me without getting smacked would be someone I'd been dating a while and trusted.

[–]felixfelix 1 point2 points ago

The sign is in a teacher's lounge convent doctor's office daycare.

[–]BabinskiATC -1 points0 points ago

Watch This Funnypic!

[–]rogue_unicorn -1 points0 points ago

This would be WTF worthy, if the picture was taken in front of a kindergarten.

[–]uptwolait -1 points0 points ago

Maybe people are confused, thinking it stands for Where The Fuck.... as in, Where The Fuck should I post this?

[–]Jonny_Watts 73 points74 points ago

Let's play a game! Don't look up, it's guess the subreddit!

Is it:

/r/pics?

/r/funny?

/r/wtf?

[–]xLuMisx 58 points59 points ago

Can I phone a friend?

[–]TheCuntDestroyer 36 points37 points ago

No, but you can do 50/50 where we take away two of the wrong answers which leaves... shit.

[–]MeowNeko 6 points7 points ago

False.

Half of 3 is 1.5

Therefore, the answer is either /r/wtf or /r/fun.

EDIT: I had no idea r/fun was an actual subreddit.... Cool, I guess.

[–]Idk_Matt 12 points13 points ago

Half of 3

....HL3 confirmed

Downvotes to the left folks.

[–]LettersFromTheSky 7 points8 points ago

Can I ask the audience?

[–]SicilianEggplant 8 points9 points ago

E: banana

[–]ApplesFromKira 8 points9 points ago

Well when has a majority ever been wrong.

[–]Badymaru 5 points6 points ago

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

[–]funkypenquin 1 point2 points ago

You asked, NSFW

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-02-06/1265496266817.jpg

[–]businessoyster 1 point2 points ago

Finally some new fap material

Edit: fap

[–]xLuMisx 0 points1 point ago

B! Nails! Final answer!

[–]PatAunces 7 points8 points ago

Too bad it's always r/wtf when this comment is posted.

[–]Jonny_Watts 0 points1 point ago

Someone posted a generic baby picture in /r/funny that I pulled this off in

[–]sfriniks 0 points1 point ago

Or maybe even /r/mildlyinteresting!

[–]thenoblekoala 0 points1 point ago

r/hawkward

[–]TenuredHickory 12 points13 points ago

This reminds me of when I first met my husband.

[–]Teotwawki69 22 points23 points ago

You got a boner?

[–]I_AM_SO_HUNGRY 10 points11 points ago

She couldn't help it!

[–]TastyAnimal 6 points7 points ago

Did he touch it?

[–]ILoveTrannies 7 points8 points ago

Doubt it. ):

[–]intelplatoon 6 points7 points ago

dont be so hard on yourself

[–]TitusAndroidicus 0 points1 point ago

I should have penis coming.

[–]TitusAndroidicus 1 point2 points ago

For the record, I dick not think that was a very good pun.

[–]TenuredHickory 3 points4 points ago

The delivery was a little soft.

[–]thenoblekoala 2 points3 points ago

Penis

[–]TenuredHickory 1 point2 points ago

Hah! No, it just reminded me of how things were in the first few years of our relationship.

[–]tobsn -4 points-3 points ago

this. comedy gold. it can be so simple.

[–]negraeffn 18 points19 points ago

Is this actually possible? My boyfriend always tells me he gets hard every time he looks at me and I blow it off as a cheesy pick up line of some sort...

[–]bagofbones 44 points45 points ago

Shit I get a boner texting my woman sometimes. Not even sexual. I'll be like "I hope you have a good day at work" or whatever and bone out because I like her so much.

[–]buttfrumple 27 points28 points ago

Hey man, boners are just nature's "thumbs up"...don't fight it...

[–]bombastandaplomb 11 points12 points ago

That is the height of romance.

[–]negraeffn 10 points11 points ago

Nice to see my boyfriend isn't the only one.

[–]bagofbones 18 points19 points ago

Yeah don't doubt what he says, he might just be crazy about you.

[–]EmKayEll 6 points7 points ago

that was the most romantic thing i've ever read. my new goal is to find a dude who tells me this one day.

[–]GarlicsPepper 2 points3 points ago

damn, I read woman as mom.

[–]dclowd9901 3 points4 points ago

Jesus, we are like damn dogs.

[–]funknut 4 points5 points ago

Damn, we are like Jesus dogs.

[–]qervem 1 point2 points ago

Damn, Jesus we are like dogs.

[–]warrenlain 1 point2 points ago

To /r/nocontext with you!

[–]nexusscope -2 points-1 points ago

no i think it's just him

[–]runrich -1 points0 points ago

Dat username.

[–]mr47 11 points12 points ago

and I blow him off

FTFY ;-)

[–]negraeffn 1 point2 points ago

Didn't set someone up for that... don't know what you're talking about ;)

[–]ehhblinkin 5 points6 points ago

Are you naked every time he looks at you?

[–]negraeffn 1 point2 points ago

Nope :D

[–]t0mcat 7 points8 points ago

Then no.

[–]negraeffn 6 points7 points ago

Even with a constant dece flow of cleavage and tight jeans?

[–]t0mcat 6 points7 points ago

If cleavage and tight jeans gave men boners, life would be very hard to live.

[–]momosauky 5 points6 points ago

I know it is a pun but seriously tight jeans and cleavage do...... And it is terrible.

[–]t0mcat 1 point2 points ago

Sexy and boners aren't like, 100% correlated, or maybe that's just me.

Just trying to give the lady honest advice!

[–]momosauky 1 point2 points ago

99.9% that point one is when tight jeans and cleavage appear right after you finished masterbating

[–]t0mcat 0 points1 point ago

I don't think so!

Do you really wander around all day with a boner? I know no one who does that...

[–]negraeffn 0 points1 point ago

Appreciate it :)

[–]negraeffn 1 point2 points ago

Ba dum tsss. Alright. Well thank you for reaffirming my thoughts.

[–]OneOracularOracle 9 points10 points ago

ReafFIRMing? I think I might see what you may or may not have done there...

[–]negraeffn 1 point2 points ago

Clever One.

[–]Dr_Beat 2 points3 points ago

All dudes are different, some get all the boners and some don't. Though to me this smells of hyperbole, there is a really easy way to find out

[–]Throwaway_account134 0 points1 point ago

Depends on the guy. I get boners very easily, and very randomly.

[–]OscarMayer176 1 point2 points ago

Puberty was a hard time for all of us.

[–]Throwaway_account134 0 points1 point ago

I'm in my mid twenties.

[–]IChallengeYouToADuel 1 point2 points ago

I think you just described puberty. Good on ya.

[–]nexusscope 2 points3 points ago

well... her boyfriend could be 13, then i'd argue it's possible.

or he's on chronic medication that happens to have vasodialation as a side effect

edit: typo

[–]kingofbigmac 3 points4 points ago

Trust me it happens a lot, at least for me. I don't have a girlfriend but I have a "buddy" and every time we sit next to each other on the couch and watch a movie I get a boner, if we hold hands (kinda odd to do if you're not bf/gf, but whatever it feels nice) I get a boner. All of those are non sexual. After re reading my comment my relationship is sexual with her so I don't have too much credibility I suppose but for past girlfriends it was still true.

[–]craptastico 2 points3 points ago

Your penis thinks it's sexual.

[–]tobsn 0 points1 point ago

I can tell you if he's lying, just need some pictures of you, that's all.

for science of course.

[–]negraeffn 7 points8 points ago

Have a facebook profile picture, because why not?

[–]skakruk 8 points9 points ago

That is quite a lot of cleavage, I can guarantee you there's people right now masturbating to you. People from reddit and people from your facebook friends... If you don't like the idea, cover up.

In fact, to be honest, I am masturbating right now, because I was already masturbating and your picture came across, not being creepy, just honest so you see how the world is.

[–]negraeffn 8 points9 points ago

Oh I am fully aware. But thanks for honesty..... Exact quote from boyfriend moments ago "The neckbeards are obviously checking your profile for GW posts ;P"

[–]locke_door -5 points-4 points ago

Bitch, you're neither special, nor exquisite. Let me tell you what just happened.

1) You pathetically ask a question with the hope that people would say "yes!" and you would act all innocent shocked at how lil ole you could entice some one as much

2) You got a "NO"

3) You didn't expect this, so desperately hinted at revealing attire to fish for your "yes"

4) There's no profit

5) There's probably no boyfriend

6) You then go through the process of uploading the best picture of you to imgur. You did this long ago, but kept it ready.

7) People throw an "ok, I guess people would fap to you" post at you out of pity

8) You attempt to act nonchalant and "omg! i no all u boys r lik dis lol!". Nobody looked for your GW posts. No one wanted to. I know you didn't want to hear that. Now you'll know how to act the next time, so you don't have to.

9)

10) Bye.

[–]i_did_not_enjoy_that 3 points4 points ago

Somebody's mad.

[–]locke_door -4 points-3 points ago

You're hurt. I know that. You wanted people to like you, and they didn't.

What do?

[–]i_did_not_enjoy_that 0 points1 point ago

wat

[–]locke_door -1 points0 points ago

Aw. It used a little moving image to try to fit in.

Does it have a "reddit" sticker on its schoolbag that is snortingly hilarious? Secret club?

[–]negraeffn 0 points1 point ago

wuuuuuuuut. Alright! Whatever floats your boat :D

[–]locke_door 0 points1 point ago

Stop trying to act cutesy. You're young, and you're heading in a direction that is going to make you another cookie cutter dumbass on the internet.

Just like the kids who are trying to engage you in conversation.

Just, stop it.

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[–]pooprscooper 1 point2 points ago

Just ignore the virgin boy. His pent up anger from being rejected by every female he's approached is coming out through his crusty keyboard.

[–]locke_door 0 points1 point ago

The fuck are you talking about. Wouldn't I agree that what you did was a sad need for compliments? Isn't that the gist of what I suggested? Why would I care if you had a boyfriend or not? What am I going to gain from this chat, seeing as you suggest I need to make the effort to keep it up?

I'm just here to tell you to stop it. It's not going to help you. You're young, and compliments from nobodies makes you feel good. Both you, and the pathetic children you pander to, are going to grow into awkward social misfits.

Since people lament the direction of the generation, and kids are already crying about WHY AM I DYSFUNCTIONAL, I'm doing my part in informing those who are in it. At least they can't grow up saying nobody told them so.

Beyond this, I have no interest in you or anyone connected to it. If I'm bored enough, I will randomly abuse your boyfriend at some point. Not because of you, but because you were dumb enough to give me his username when I didn't fucking ask.

I hope we're clear.

[–]dunvotedisnotmymain 0 points1 point ago

Thats actually pretty accurate, well said.

[–]dunvotedisnotmymain -2 points-1 points ago

Nope, nobody looked for GW posts.
Also, your pussy boyfriend gets a boner just by looking at you with clothes, so hes not entitled to call other guys "neckbeards". Most of the guys he calls "neckbeards" are probably a lot better looking and have better girlfriends.

[–]tobsn 2 points3 points ago

He is not lying and I do have to agree with him.

science is awesome.

if you want to honor his devotion, go touch it. touch it real good.

[–]negraeffn 5 points6 points ago

I'll just take the compliment and scurry on my way now...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

.. before neckbeards start telling you, "Great tits"? Well, too late.

[–]negraeffn 3 points4 points ago

At least I tried.

[–]kostiak 0 points1 point ago

Rare, but actually possible.

[–]Kimusubi -1 points0 points ago

I believe it is possible. From my limited psychology knowledge (someone please correct me if I'm wrong), a person's brain can very much be conditioned to be stimulated based on certain sensual (visual in this case) cues. Think Pavlov's dog but with sex.

[–]skakruk 1 point2 points ago

LOL, do you really call that a pick up line?

...

[–]negraeffn 0 points1 point ago

I didn't mean a literal pick up line. xD

[–]skakruk 0 points1 point ago

Ah, that's alright then ;)

[–]DL34 1 point2 points ago

if my GF is close to me or looking at me or smth I'll usually get a boner

[–]CareyLS 13 points14 points ago

Awww that's like what my ex still says to me

[–]smac_down 10 points11 points ago

My first assumption was you are a guy referring to an ex gf. I then thought your ex was really fucked up. Further investigations have led me to assume you are not a guy and in fact a girl named Carey. Option of a gay dude is slim but still on the table for a safety's sake.

[–]CareyLS 0 points1 point ago

Woman (it's an Irish last name is why the spelling).

Thanks for the snicker. And yes, this ex is fucked up (he's like a fungus sometimes but only sometimes)

[–]AnxAlbumxCover 17 points18 points ago

This is not WTF. This should be on /funny

[–]sdbygc 6 points7 points ago

I downvoted this because it's in /r/wtf and I NEVER downvote, EVER.

[–]delirium98 5 points6 points ago

...you should downvote everyone once in a while.

[–]piero1255 6 points7 points ago

Submitting this link to r/wtf is extremely WTF... Try another subreddit next time

[–]Angora 4 points5 points ago

Maybe OP is just meta like that.

[–]Fireplay 1 point2 points ago

This isn't WTF, this is hilarious.

[–]Evi1M4chine 3 points4 points ago

Wait, why the fuck should I apologize for a normal human reaction I can’t even control??

I’m not living in a religious fundamentalist country!

[–]DecryptedGaming 9 points10 points ago

Wait...so you AREN'T American?!

[–]littlemisshoneypot 3 points4 points ago

This is so romantic!

[–]Jkard 3 points4 points ago

I wish I could down vote this 846 time. This is not "WTF" by any means, in any religion, or any language.

Go ahead. Bring on the DV's

[–]thenoblekoala 2 points3 points ago

I am upvoting you because I have Oppositional Defiant Disorder. click

[–]starbuxed 2 points3 points ago

Touch it, touch iiiitttt.

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[–]pic_of_a_fridge 0 points1 point ago

Syntax error. You do not want "Do" capitalized.

[–]dingusmonger 1 point2 points ago

I didn't want to see Syntax error... I wanted a pic of a fridge god dammit.

[–]I_am_overly_angry 2 points3 points ago

This kind of bullshit post is what makes my fucking blood boil. I mean, who looks at this picture and says "what the fuck?" no one fucking does you moronic piece of human garbage. Seriously, this doesn't belong in r/funny, it belongs shoved up your ass.

TL/DR: FUCK YOU!!!

[–]delirium98 1 point2 points ago

Novelty accounts. They aren't alway understood.

[–]Joe_Stallion 0 points1 point ago

well I was interested.

[–]ErasmasDigsBozons 1 point2 points ago

Is it possible this is a rendering? The light fixture looks rendered to me.

[–]shal0819 5 points6 points ago

It is strange that you can apparently see where it meets the ceiling, but it appears to be seemlessly attached to the ceiling.

It's also strange that there is no gap between the E and T in GET, but all other letters have a small separation. Would a professional type-setter have an inconsistency like that? Do I really care? (no, I don't).

[–]timfbmx -1 points0 points ago

you guys are so silly

[–]vmcla 0 points1 point ago

Oh, I wish..

[–]Doghound 1 point2 points ago

It has been said, but you need another orangered envelope to tell you one thing: this is not /r/wtf worthy. If you, or anyone who downvotes me/the others, think it is /r/wtf worthy, then you live a sheltered life.

[–]NovaProspekt 1 point2 points ago

Let me guess... this is from tumblr?

[–]Republicrats 0 points1 point ago

She'll never touch it if you apologize

[–]KLVTZ 0 points1 point ago

I have the weirdest boner right now...

[–]dingusmonger 0 points1 point ago

My initial reaction was WTF cause I had no clue why it was posted in this subreddit.

[–]OP_FAGGOT_ALERT 0 points1 point ago

beep beep beep

[–]butt_cuts_and_guts 0 points1 point ago

Who keeps fucking upvoting this shit ?! It belongs in /r/funny. Stupid ass op.

[–]FoxyGrampa 1 point2 points ago

TIL "apologise" doesn't have a "Z" in it.

[–]twistedrapier 1 point2 points ago

British versus American spelling.

[–]Emazinng 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why I bother coming to this subreddit anymore.

[–]questionablycatholic 0 points1 point ago

This needs to be on a shirt

[–]bacon_pants 0 points1 point ago

Goddamnit Uncle Jack, you always ruin Thanksgiving.

[–]NueDumaz -1 points0 points ago

I absolutely refuse to apologize for my boner.
My boner is magnificent and a true wonder to behold.
All should bow unto it, my o-great and mighty boner.

[–]bigmiketabes07 0 points1 point ago

am i the only one that noticed apologize is spelled apologise?

[–]BillyBad37 0 points1 point ago

Dude, this needed to be said a long time ago.

[–]abbabear 0 points1 point ago

A friend linked me to a pic on 9gag of this an hour or so ago. Told him it was on reddit before 9gag and he cussed me out. /facepalm.

[–]bigfig 0 points1 point ago

NAMBLA HQ?

[–]droxile -1 points0 points ago

xxx~...like dis if u cry evry time...~xxx

[–]imtrappedinabox 0 points1 point ago

Wow, That's Funny!

[–]azazelthegoat 1 point2 points ago

I see what you did there. Very clever

[–]YourMustacheScaresMe 0 points1 point ago

"I wanna be on you..."

[–]ColdWeatherKarl 0 points1 point ago

The love barometer

[–]HappyHapless 0 points1 point ago

This is T-shirt worthy. Next: Profit!

[–]djw1138 -4 points-3 points ago

WHAT THE FUCK!?

[–]Cyrcle -2 points-1 points ago

Sent to my fiancée at work. :D

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